Re, Gu Aotian Slaughtered Me

Pisi the hamster: "Most of my time with Fei, I just observe and let my actions go. If you become friends with her and at the same time be my enemy, she will probably find a chance to intercede for you."

Kirito: "Oh, there's no denying that she would never turn against you for helping us, right?"

Hamster Pisi: "Of course. With my current ability, it's still very easy to prevent you from returning to the original world. I just cooperate with you to kill you here, which is of no benefit to me. I think it's troublesome. It's not you, but God Cardinal who is optimistic about you."

Kirito: "Ah, although I never believe in gods, I have to pray now, right? Then, with the flying ability of her and Akanari, can I get up and down from the outside of the current Aincrad. ?"

Hamster Pisi: "Don't mess around, the unfinished floating city is in a special space, although you can feel the normal day and night and weather outside, but if you go outside, you will only get involved in the turbulent time and space and die. , but the process will make you feel how happy it is to die in battle. Although you will be able to contact sooner or later, you should not think about contacting this kind of thing immediately."

A moment of silence followed.

Hamster Pisi: "Are you finished? In fact, many of your needs now are that you can easily achieve it as long as you unlock my state, don't you think about letting me go?"

Kirito opened the [Magic Book of Magic] menu, took out a small table and placed it between the hamster Pisi and him, took out a bento box and tableware and placed it on the table, and opened the bento box.

"You haven't eaten for a long time. Pork chop rice, eat it. Lyfa's craftsmanship, although her [cook] skills are probably not as good as yours, but it's definitely not bad now." Kirito said.

The hamster Pisi came up to smell it, picked up a fork and stabbed it a few times. Usually, eating pork chops during the interrogation is a sign of some kind.

Kirito: "There is no poison in this world, so what are you afraid of? Since you have nothing to fear, it's easy to attack after being aware of the poisoning, right?"

Hamster Pisi: "Ah? Who told you that there is no instant death poison? Although the strongest poison possessed by poisonous monsters and plants can't exhaust the life (HP) of the poisoner in an instant. But as long as it is extracted for long-term Time boiling will evaporate a large amount of water for concentration and purification, so that the consumption rate of poison on life exceeds the upper limit of life (HP) in an instant, isn’t it? Well, cooking is a technical job, and it also requires quite advanced [chef] skill proficiency, right? ."

"I see, there is such a method." Kirito took out a small notebook and pen "Shushua" and wrote a few lines before putting it away.

Hamster Pisi: "Are you kidding me?"

Kirito: "You said it yourself, but the toxin of Aincrad is so concentrated that it cannot be concealed by the color of the food, right?"

Hamster Pisi: "In other words, your world contains a lot of colorless and odorless toxins. This is really much more dangerous." Although she knew it already.

Kirito: "Well, there are a lot of poisons that are 'dangerous' at first glance, but there are also a lot of deadly poisons that are colorless and tasteless. In a sense, the poison in this world is really 'safe'. So , this is basically nothing to worry about, do you eat?"

Hamster Pisi: "Eat or not... Don't think I don't know that Lyfa has also made dark cooking (the actual cooking method is different from here), so why is it not Asuna's craft? And you said yes Pork chop rice, isn’t it almost all pork chops here?”

Kirito: "Asuna is really practicing her cooking skills, but she's still a lot worse than Lyfa."

Hamster Pisi: "...That's true, Asuna is a stranger and has an awkward personality. If you have a sister, of course it's better to have a sister."

Kirito: "You...what premise is this sentence based on?"

Hamster Pisi: "...No, it's alright, forget it. I just saw that there are more and more female companions around you, and I just want to guess who you will choose as your wife in the future. Originally, I thought that Silica was more important in terms of age. Appropriate, as a result, sister is more playful?"

Kirito: "It's just... I don't have it!"

After reacting like a primary school student, he picked up a pork chop and put it in his mouth on the spot. Hamster Pisi picked up a fork and forked the pork chop back, picked up the bento box and stirred the pork chop inside, and finally Randomly forked a piece and put it to Kirito's mouth: "I want to hide my shyness without intending to prove that it is non-toxic, at least like this?"

Kirito ate it into his mouth, chewed it carefully, and swallowed it slowly. He also used his [Illusionary Book Technique] to light up the status bar for Pisi the hamster to see. There was no abnormal state, and his HP did not decrease.

In this case, Pisi the hamster will try hard to taste the craftsmanship of Kirito's sister. Although she basically can see that there is a problem, since she agreed with the main body to enter the viewing mode and try to protect this cute body until the end You can take it away as a souvenir, just cooperate.

"Ah woo woo, ah woo woo... woo hoo, the taste is actually good." She took a few bites and said, and then pretended to be shocked, "This, is this..."

"That's right, this is a pork chop blessed by Silica's [Beast Tamer] skill. When the monster finds it delicious, it is equivalent to agreeing with Silica as the owner. The effective time of Silica's control is about to end, and if she renews it at no cost, it will probably be over, but there is no limit to the maintenance time of Silica's skills. Although the conditions for Silica's skills to be used are difficult to be recognized, but your taste It's great to be part of the same human race. I have something to ask you, think about it."

After Kirito told Pisi the hamster, he got up and walked outside.

Hamster Pisi read out several names.

"Really, thank you." Kirito nodded slightly, and closed and locked the door from the outside.

"The last time I dared to do this to me was Kotomine Kirei, right? You guys should have fun first, as long as you still ask me, let's see how I play with you guys, hee hee hee." Hamster Pisi was a little excited. thought.

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Kirito left the room where Clumpis was imprisoned and went to the lobby on the second floor.

Silica and Yui walked out of the room where Prosham was resting after hearing this.

"Having lost some of the system functions, the absolute soundproofing effect of the house to protect the privacy of players is gone." Kirito smiled bitterly.

"Dad, there's nothing wrong with this. This house is protected by intellectual games, but other houses may be burglarized. The sound of the 'crunching' wooden floor can be used as an alarm." Yui said.

"Aha, Yui actually comforts me in this regard."

(to be continued)