Re, Gu Aotian Slaughtered Me

Eugeo said to Kirito: "Swinging an ax 2,000 times a day for several years, anyone can practice to this level, right? I used to have nothing but strength, but now I have learned more secrets than Miss Elvira , but I haven’t been able to find the faith that can infuse the sword...The last time I tried to practice against the eldest lady, I was knocked away by one move after only four rounds..."

"But you didn't give up, you still launched a counterattack, and you almost drew in the end, didn't you? Since you can bravely step out of the village and become a warrior, you are definitely not a man without faith. I will always support you." Kirito Stretching his hand around the back of Eugeo's neck, he patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, there is still time. I can see Eugeo's hard work and self-motivation."

"But Kirito... is quite good at getting along with girls." Eugeo sighed with a subtle expression.

"Uh... this... of course, of course, if I can't get along well now, it will be troublesome." Kirito hurriedly withdrew his hand and lifted his skirt to cover up.

"Meow-"

Kate in cat form came to beg for food again, Kirito had no choice but to dig inside the skirt, took out a meat bag and put it in front of it.

Kate licked Kirito's hand, which still smelled of steamed buns, and climbed up the tree with the steamed buns in her mouth.

"Hey, Kirito, where did you get it from?!" Eugeo expressed his shock.

"Hey, it's not guaranteed that the knights will provide meals. Is it normal to stuff some buns in your pockets?" Kirito lifted his skirt to reveal two bulging trouser pockets.

Considering that the stains in this world can be completely removed by completely destroying the destiny of the stains, many things that are inconvenient to do in reality, such as directly packing food without packing it, are very convenient here.

It was only then that Eugeo noticed that Kirito was wearing a pair of tight black knitted leather pants. Because it was wrapped tightly, he thought it was—

"call…"

"Hey, Mr. Eugeo, your reaction just now seemed to be sighing that I wasn't wearing black silk."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah……"

"Hey, I'm just kidding, Eugeo-kun, deny it, don't you really think so?!"

"...It's all Kirito's fault for dressing like this and using this voice (similar to a female voice) to say strange things! Also, I don't think it's good to open it like this..."

"No...but I want to get the buns." Kirito said hurriedly.

"Then share one with me."

"It's reserved for emergencies... Forget it, I gave Kate one. If it doesn't work, I can only ask the eldest lady and Lina-senpai for help." Kirito took out two more buns and threw one to Eugeo.

"Then, let's have a cup to warm your body. It's rare that they gave you ale, and it's not good for me to drink alone." Eugeo also picked up the wine given by the knight just now.

It took the two of them less than a minute to finish the steamed buns and drinks, as if they had returned to the time when they had just left Rulid Village and had only simple meals.

Kirito glanced at Eugeo with the stuffing left on his mouth from the corner of his eye, thinking that it would be okay to get paid as a joke, so he stretched out his hand with a smile and took off the stuffing on Eugeo's face and stuffed it into his mouth .

When they first left Rulid Village, their living conditions were not good, and they were as simple as possible. Not only did they eat simple food, but they even took a bath and slept together. There was no secret in their whole body.

This level is not shy at all.

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Central Capital Centoria, Axiom Church, Central Cathedral, 98th floor—

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...' Crohnpiss, observing through Kate's perspective, almost stuck the tip of his nose to the crystal plate.

"It's unscientific, it's really unscientific. Even if there are galgame elements in fighting the scythe of destiny, this development is not quite right. The tentacles in the front are also cutscenes. What's the matter? Will it be so different if you get the black boy on the scene? Could it be? —”

She puts her hands on her temples—

[Kate, how much is the ale given by the knight? 】

【Meow... I don't think the Great Master has set me up with the ability to identify this. 】

[Then check to see if there is any drip, go and lick it, and I will analyze your changes. 】

Due to the existence of the seal of the right eye, it is absolutely impossible for Underworld people to go crazy after drinking. Therefore, the human world people in this world have the perception of alcohol that the effect of drinking is to generate heat, become easily hyperactive, and fall asleep drunk.

But this should not apply to Kirito. In fact, the wine in Underworld is set to send a signal to the soul after drinking, and the influence of real wine on the spirit is the same.

As a person who serves the daughter of a high-ranking nobleman, even though Avra ​​sometimes rewards Kirito with a glass or two of good wine, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com is not a big deal and doesn't show much.

But the wine of the Knights may be very exciting, if he uses SAO and his recent experience with wine to drink it up...

"Well, you'll find out if you keep reading. Compared to this matter... why did the Western Empire launch a crusade when the Axiom Church issued a ban? The Senate has no warning records."

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big library—

"Although just crossing that line, it's not bad to have them arrested and sent in for accidentally violating the "Taboo Index" while drunk... Then I can tell the truth and win them over, but..."

Cardinal was a little confused.

"If they can defeat this beast, they will definitely become stronger. I can also find opportunities to secretly help them upgrade their equipment with the materials dropped by the beast, and there are other room for improvement. It would be a pity to bring it now. But recently Quine La's activities are very suspicious, even though I have more opportunities, I always feel that a bigger crisis is brewing, I don't know if they can deal with it... It's so tangled."

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It's easy to interrupt them, the spider Charlotte is still in Kirito's hair, just let it be a little bit harder. It's okay to ask Yuuki to go over and disturb her for a while.

No, even if they do nothing, the Knights of the West will not allow such things as drunken madness to happen in the station.

Seeing through Charlotte's eyes the two who were nearly killed by the interruption by the female knight, Cardinal was relieved and at the same time felt a sense of regret and refreshment welling up in his heart.

(to be continued)