Reading to Become a God

When thinking of Ha Baoer, the man peeked into Miss Ha's bathroom and was chased for three days and three nights, so that she could no longer bite her nose and could no longer set foot on the mountain. When thinking of Miss Ha, she had nightmares.

After a joyful reminder, Wang Peng also remembered some fierce legends about the Iron Princess.

"As soon as the Nu tribe heard that Ha Baoer had a hobby of joy, they put their temper on other people's heads and bit them. "It is said that she killed a total of nine fiancées before and after, so the people of the tribe were afraid of ghosts, and no one dared to come to the door to propose to her since then. For this reason, the crocodile god was very worried and proposed to his daughter everywhere. "

Why is the crocodile god in a hurry to marry his daughter? The joyful saint knows more than Xiaoqing.

"Young Miss Ha is so dishonest that her father has bitten her head more than once. People in Baiman Mountain and Xiuzhen all know that although the crocodile is called the god of evil, it is not him, but his daughter, who is actually the number one evil god in the naked cave. ”

“Hamimchi is not scary enough, but the Iron Princess Hapol can not be taken lightly. According to a child's guess, this girl has at least one python!”

The happy Great Sage's voice fell, Xiaolu slapped the chopsticks on the table, and the Phoenix eyes contained the magic face heavy water.

The happy Great Sage stole a glance, hurriedly laughed dryly and changed his mouth: "Uh, the power of a giant python is equivalent to the power of two elephants."

Wang Peng said coldly: "Conversion error, obviously 2.5 elephants!"

The happy Great Sage shook his nose helplessly: "Almost, anyway, it is such a meaning."

Yin Jian was listening, and suddenly a green light flew out of the window, turned into a green-feathered starling and landed on the table, picking feathers and spitting out people's words: "The pressure of the Wanmaotang soldiers, you are in a mood to eat casserole, don't you want to abandon yourself?"

Ye Chen picked up the chopsticks and put a piece of meat in the pot to reward the bird sister.

"Don't worry, sister, we are planning a strategy to let you continue to scout the enemy's situation, and now if there is any movement in the temple, come back and notify immediately. "

Little Black and Pink Youyou complained: "Really, driving other people's cars all day long, not giving others a reputation."

"Well, I'm not afraid of you giving me a double yolk, uh, Dragon's uterus."

"You are such a nasty person, little brother, flirting in front of so many people, it's so bad!" Bird sister picked up a piece of meat and flew away humorously.

Ye Chen put chopsticks around them and said, "What should we do next? Let's all talk about it."

The happy Monkey King stroked his long nose with his hand and coughed lightly: "The child said a few words first, no, dad, adult, mother, adult, sister, adult maid, adult servant. "In short, the children think that this war is not the best policy, because the enemy is scarce, and there is no hard and fast way to fight each other. We should withdraw from the Five Elements Village as soon as possible to maintain their strength."

Jiang Chen's attitude is completely opposite: "How do you know how not to win, even if it really can't win, the big man installed a nuclear bomb in the Freedom Cave, using the cave as bait to lure all the evil bastards into a pot!"

Wang Peng heard the panicked words: "I don't agree to blow up the cave!"

Jiang Chen explained to her: "Yin Xiaoqing, you don't have to listen to your sister, the bomb can be detonated remotely, and it won't even kill you."

Ye Chen's head is sweating, you'd better not explain.

As he expected, Wang Peng objected more fiercely, shaking his head with a pink fist.

"You can't blow up the cave!"

Jiang Chen squatted his face and said: "Yin Xiaoqing you are really superficial, when the mother is playing in front of the child, you should focus on the overall situation!"

Wang Peng shouted: "This is my cave, I won't blow it up!" This is not your house. Of course you don't care!

Jiang Chen patted her shoulder: "You have to open your heart, it will not be yours soon."

Ye Chen sweated crazily, what a cruel way of comfort.

Wang Peng cried even more sadly. "Oh my God, what did I Yin Xiaoqing do wrong, why is it my hole every time I am unlucky!" I smelled the smell of sadness and saw tears.

Ye Chen thought that he had experienced several pains in his memory, which was a fact. First, it was Aunt Narcissus and Aunt Muxian who jointly swept it. If it was not for her deliberate concealment, Xiaolu, who had a little family foundation, must have moved. Later, the colorful woman robbed it again, and now it is about to usher in the robbery of Wan'e Temple. It can be said that it has suffered a lot. The place of the small cave may not have a very good feng shui.

Jiang Chencai comforted her: "Aunt Green is not sad, it would be better to send Yin Qing's brothers and sisters to Zhinan City, and everyone will live more lively together." She likes excitement.

Wang Peng hugged her and kissed her, and said with tears in his eyes: "Thank you, big girl, but Aunt Qing doesn't like living in the ditch."

Wang Pengjiao also came to comfort her: "Mom, don't be sad. Aunt Bai is playing with you. In fact, everyone can't afford to blow up the cave, but retreat is inevitable. If you are not used to living in Compass City, then it would be better for the family to move back to Wuxing Village. "My younger brothers and sisters often learned to read and write with the soil workers. My father always said to me: "It is terrible to be uncultured." At that time, I did not have the social status to make others laugh. I can’t find a job, I can’t find anyone, I can’t afford a car, I can’t afford a house. If you want to buy a high-end skirt, you must rely on your parents' help. Even if you go to the market to buy sanitary napkins, you can only buy them at a discount. Squatting at home all day long, like a BL girl, writing a little BL, using human wishes to draw a reluctant meal. If you are targeted by the police, you are in danger of being raided. "

Ye Chen looked at Wang Pengjiao and said with great relief: "These two girls are hard to come by. They made it very clear when they were very young and have an elite consciousness. They know the importance of culture to a person's future exhibition. "When I grow up, I must be an all-around woman. "

Wang Peng's ideology was not entirely dependent on his daughter, and he said quietly: "The Golden Nest and the Silver Nest are not as good as your own doghouse. Although the Five Elements Village is good, but with the beautiful memories of your parents, you can never give those scum to all the demons in the temple. pig!"

Ye Chen said to her patiently: "Madam, you should not only value the gains and losses of one place for a moment," the military said: "You have to take them away first," but retreating is not my style, but to escape with one shot. Not my style. This temple must have paid a heavy price for the days of liberty and freedom, and soon we will be taking the cave home with us! "

Wang Peng obeyed the Duke, wiped away his tears, and said, "You eat first, and I will clean up the gold and silver, but you can't drive away the robbers in vain."

The three girls, Daihua Liusan, quickly stood up and did it. When they were maids, they all had very good eyesight.