Real Cthulhu Running Game

Thinking of this, Liu Xing didn't dare to think about it, because if the Cthulhu Run Game Hall really wanted to do this, it would mean that the real world was only one step away from being assimilated.

At this moment, Aunt Tang suddenly shouted in the kitchen: "Liu Xing, can you go to the guard room and pick up a courier for me? I have to blanch the ribs right now, so I can't leave."

"No problem, the name of the courier is your godmother's name, right?"

When Liu Xing said this sentence, he suddenly realized a problem, that is, he did not know Aunt Tang's full name, because his parents asked him to call her Aunt Tang from the beginning. After that, Liu Xing Xing has never asked Aunt Tang what her name is, so Liu Xing now knows that Aunt Tang's surname is Tang. . .

However, Liu Xing was embarrassed to ask such a question at this time, so he went downstairs. Anyway, he also had Aunt Tang’s phone number in his mobile phone, and he had a good relationship with the security team. After all, these The security guard usually goes to his own clinic to see a doctor if he has any minor problems, so everyone gets to know each other during these visits.

So when Liu Xing suggested that he was helping Aunt Tang get the express delivery, the security guard in the guard room handed Aunt Tang's express delivery to Liu Xing without asking any questions.

"By the way, Xiao Liu, I see that your parents dragged their suitcases out early this morning, so are they going to travel somewhere?"

A security guard who was familiar with Liu Xing asked curiously: "I've been suffering from back pain in the past two days. I originally planned to see your dad for a checkup, or simply get acupuncture or something, but I missed it, so you How long will it take for my parents to come back? If it’s just two or three days, I’ll endure it, but if not, I’ll have to find a doctor elsewhere.”

"Then Uncle Li, you'd better go directly to another doctor. My parents won't be able to come back for ten days and a half this time, because they plan to have a good time out. After all, my family's clinic has been open for so many years. But except for the few days during the Spring Festival, it is open all year round; but although it is a bit unreasonable to say this, I still have to suggest, Uncle Li, not to go to the small hospital over the night market for medical treatment, because the doctors in that hospital are of good quality. It’s really not possible, especially when it comes to physical therapy.”

The small hospital Liu Xing mentioned was called Tenglong Hospital. Although the name was quite domineering, it actually only rented two floors of a building. Therefore, in Liu Xing's opinion, it was a hospital in name only. In fact, it is a large clinic, and the treatment scope is said to be general medicine, but in fact it can't do anything, and its reputation in this area is not good; but Tenglong Hospital keeps the hospitalization expenses very low, so there are still some patients Choose to go to Tenglong Hospital for some minor surgeries.

Of course, if it was just like this, Liu Xing wouldn't say that.

"Oh, I know that Tenglong Hospital is not reliable. In order to grab business, it hired people to go to your clinics to cause trouble. And I recently heard that Tenglong Hospital is recommending patients to use some new drugs that are not on the market." Uncle Li was very Said seriously.

"What? A new drug that has not been launched yet? Isn't that just a fake product?"

Liu Xing frowned and couldn't help but said: "It is impossible for a small private hospital like Tenglong Hospital to obtain regular unmarketed new drugs. In other words, there is no such thing as unmarketed new drugs, because regular medicine Companies have to let their new drugs go through the relevant testing procedures before they can start to apply for new drug marketing authorization. Only then will the approved new drugs officially flow into the market. Therefore, unmarketed new drugs simply do not have the relevant authorization. That is to say, there are serious problems in some aspects of it, the most common of which are two--the name is not true and the side effects are excessive."

"It is easy to understand that the name does not live up to its name. To put it bluntly, the effect of the drug does not reach the expected level, so it cannot obtain marketing authorization; and it is easy to understand that the side effects are too high. Your drug was originally used to treat kidney disease, but it ended up curing the disease. Kidney disease also causes serious side effects on the patient's liver, which is definitely unacceptable... Of course, a certain degree of side effects is acceptable, and for some very serious diseases, if it can be transformed into a relatively If there are other symptoms that are easy to treat, then this can also be ignored.”

Hearing what Liu Xing said, Uncle Li nodded in understanding, "Oh, I know this. My daughter has a friend who is very fat. I heard that normal exercise and dieting can't make her lose weight, so she She could only buy a special weight-loss pill, but she lost the weight very quickly. However, she ended up in the hospital because of liver failure, and she almost left the hospital lying down."

"Yes, this so-called special weight loss drug is basically Orlistat wearing various vests. As for ordinary weight loss pills, nine out of ten are various laxatives. In short, it is the most unreliable to lose weight by taking pills. Yes, it is easy to have various side effects, so it is best to lose weight through diet and exercise, although this way of losing weight is a physical and psychological test."

Liu Xing smiled and continued to ask: "So Uncle Li, do you know what type of medicine this Tenglong Hospital recommends to patients? I think if nothing else, it should be the kind of deceptive three-no product, or It is said that hormone drugs cannot obtain marketing approval at all, because hormone drugs can indeed be effective quickly, but they treat the symptoms rather than the root cause, and they also have serious side effects.”

As Uncle Li just said, in order to grab business, Tenglong Hospital specially found people to go to nearby clinics and pharmacies to do various things, such as feeling dizzy after infusion in the clinic, or buying medicine to take back. After the treatment, the symptoms worsened; the result may be that Tenglong Hospital was too eager for quick success and did similar things to many clinics and pharmacies in a short period of time, so everyone knew that someone was deliberately causing trouble, and finally found Tenglong Hospital. on the head.

However, Tenglong Hospital was not stupid either. They immediately stopped their plan after they discovered that they had revealed their flaws, and they resolutely refused to admit that they were involved in this matter, so this matter was just fooled by them.

But Liu Xing also remembered Tenglong Hospital because of this incident. Now if there is a way to confirm that Tenglong Hospital really recommends and uses some Sanwu products to patients, then Liu Xing will definitely not mind letting Tenglong Hospital close down. Anyway, this paragraph Liu Xing happened to have nothing to do at that time, so he was just idle, so he might as well eliminate harm for the people.

"Well, I'm not sure about this, because I heard about it from other owners, and none of these owners have experienced it, so I don't dare to say what happened; but if It's just one or two people saying this, so I won't tell you about it. After all, this Tenglong Hospital is really cunning. If Xiao Liu can't help but trouble them, you might get hit by it. I'm asking you to get into trouble."

Uncle Li said seriously: "But, now I have heard about this from several people, and the details they mentioned are different, so it doesn't seem like they heard it from the same person, so I’m just going to talk about it casually here, what you think specifically about it is your own business, Xiao Liu.”

"As for the problem, Uncle Li, just tell me directly." Liu Xing said without hesitation.

"It's like this. Last month, Tenglong Hospital just recruited a group of medical workers. I heard that except for the doctors, they all came from vocational high schools, and they all seemed to come from the same vocational high school; Xiao Liu, you They are professionals, so you should also know what these vocational high schools are like, right? They are just places where a group of young people hang out. There are only a few people who really want to learn technology. After all, students with this intention will not go to vocational high schools. "

Liu Xing could hear a hint of disdain in Lao Li's tone, because for Lao Li's generation, vocational high schools cannot be regarded as schools, and this is also a major reason why vocational high schools have not been able to develop. After all, 90% Nine parents have a strong prejudice against vocational high schools, so they are unwilling to send their children to vocational high schools unless absolutely necessary.

Of course, one of Liu Xing's seniors went to a vocational high school to be a teacher after graduation, and he mentioned to Liu Xing that his job was to simply read through the contents of the book, because he knew very well that the students in the audience would change their minds after graduation. Basically few people can work in hospitals.

"However, Tenglong Hospital claims that this vocational high school has a designated cooperative relationship with them, and it is also connected with a foreign medical university. It seems to be called Nikato University. In short, it is very difficult to pronounce."

"Nikato University? I have never heard of such a medical university abroad, so it must be just nonsense from Tenglong Hospital, right? Or maybe this is a little-known pheasant university..."

Before Liu Xing finished speaking, another security guard in the guard room held up an advertisement and said: "What is Nicateau University? This is obviously Miskatonic University. Why can't you remember this, Lao Li?" Living?"

What?

Liu Xing looked at the other security guard in surprise, because he really didn't expect to hear the words "Miskatonic University" from his mouth.

what is happening? !

Liu Xing took the first two steps to get the advertisement, and found that it actually mentioned that Tenglong Hospital and Miskatonic University jointly invested in a vocational high school, and then this vocational high school opened several specialized orientation classes every year. Students in the class can directly join Tenglong Hospital as long as they pass the exam.

Moreover, Miskatonic University was also introduced in the advertising flyer. In short, it was praised by Tenglong Hospital as the Harvard and Oxford among medical universities. . . Although in the Cthulhu Run Game Hall, Miskatonic University can indeed be said like this, and even saying this can be regarded as belittling Miskatonic University, but the problem is that this is the real world!

Liu Xing suddenly thought that when he went to America last time, he actually saw a university called Miskatonic, but the existence of this university was obviously a tribute to the master of craftsmanship, or rather In order to catch up on the popularity of the Cthulhu Mythos.

But one thing is that this is still a pheasant university. As long as you pay the tuition every year, you can successfully get your diploma even if you don't go to class.

So, could it be that there are also fans of the Cthulhu Mythos in Tenglong Hospital, so they specifically contacted Miskatonic University and then reached this so-called cooperative relationship?

But the problem is that today’s Cthulhu Mythology is already known to many people, and Miskatonic University is an important place in the Cthulhu Mythology. Almost everyone who knows the Cthulhu Mythology should know about Miskatonic University. , so this operation of Tenglong Hospital will definitely be posted on the Internet under normal circumstances, and then circulated as a sand sculpture in all chat groups related to the Cthulhu Mythos.

In theory, this is the case.

However, judging from the date marked on the advertising flyer, this advertising flyer was printed and distributed a month ago, so it stands to reason that I should have known about it through other channels!

Thinking of this, Liu Xing asked the security guard: "When was this advertisement leaflet distributed? Did Tenglong Hospital distribute a lot of it at that time? Why do you keep it until now?"

Facing Liu Xing's series of questions, the security guard was stunned for a moment before replying: "I remember that a month ago, Tenglong Hospital hired many old people to distribute this advertising leaflet along the street. At that time, our area should be Can everyone have one copy? Because when I was patrolling the community, I often saw this advertising flyer in the trash can. As for why I kept this advertising flyer, it was because I could go to Tenglong at any time with this advertising flyer. The hospital provides free physical examinations, so I left a few advertising flyers.”

Liu Xing picked up the advertisement and took another look at it, only to find that there was indeed mention of free physical examination at the bottom of the back of the advertisement, and there was also a sentence marked in red letters - "Professional imported instruments".

has a problem.

At this time, Liu Xing was almost certain that the Tenglong Hospital had been "renovated" by the Cthulhu Runner Game Hall and had become an important stage for a certain module, and these so-called professional imported instruments also had hidden tricks! As for those new employees, they may be fanatical believers of a secret church!

"Liu Xing? Do you know this Miskatonic University?" Lao Li asked curiously.

Liu Xing came back to his senses, nodded and said: "I have heard of Miskatonic University, but I am not sure whether the Miskatonic University that cooperates with Tenglong Hospital is real or fake, because it is a large clinic like Tenglong Hospital. There is no way to work with the real Miskatonic University."

"Well, although Tenglong Hospital is a bit smaller, it still has hundreds of branches across the country? Doesn't this qualify it?"