Real Cthulhu Running Game

"Mandrill, this thing was the protagonist of many folk stories in ancient times, the kind that could be selected into a Chinese fairy tale."

Liu Xing approached the mandrill, looked it over and said: "I remember that mandrill seems to be the largest monkey, but this mandrill is much bigger than I remembered, and the monkeys next to it are also bigger. In this way, everyone can become a monkey king when they reach Mount Emei, so I think there may be a problem."

"Warcraft?"

Song Hui frowned and said: "I have drawn a chess piece before. His profile mentioned that he encountered a huge beehive when he was a child. The bees in it were much larger than wasps. The needle can also be seen clearly from a long distance! In the end, several local sects joined forces to solve the hive. They also found a huge queen bee in the hive that was comparable to the Sky Fire Crow, so those martial arts masters thought that this hive was The queen bee is a magical beast, and the honey produced by this hive is not only very delicious, but can also improve the skill of the eater, which makes the sect regret that it acted too quickly and did not keep the queen bee."

At this time Zheng Fei came over and said: "Leader, I just counted our losses. Apart from some bowls and chopsticks that we used as long-range weapons, there were only a few unlucky ones who were stabbed by those monkeys. , but the injury is not serious, and he may recover after a sleep. After all, these monkeys have not yet learned to quench poison for weapons; as for the monkey here, Meng Fugui plans to sell it to a grocer in Heshan County, because the monkey skin has more skin. You can still make some money by selling it for less.”

Song Hui nodded and said with a smile: "I remember that emperors in ancient times would also wear fur, so fur made from golden monkeys became a special gift to the royal family, but this macaque should not be that precious yet."

Hearing that not many people were injured, Liu Xing breathed a sigh of relief, "As long as no one is injured, it's a good thing, but these monkeys can be regarded as teaching us a lesson. They are beasts that can sneak in over the wall. They almost died." It caught us off guard, which means that if others had been more careful, we might have suffered heavy losses!"

"Yes, we are indeed a little too relaxed today. There are no people on duty at the surrounding sentries, but I still feel puzzled as to why these monkeys are so bold and will not run away even if they are at a disadvantage! You know my impression As long as the monkeys, or most creatures, can realize that they are at a disadvantage, there is a high possibility that they will choose to escape! You must know that 99% of the armies in ancient times fled when the casualties exceeded about 30%. Will collapse directly, so are these monkeys so brave? I think there should be something controlling them." Zheng Fei said seriously.

"There may be a magical beast nearby, and he is also the monkey king of this group of monkeys. Because the size of these monkeys is obviously wrong, and they can no longer be justified by eating and drinking well, so I very much suspect that there is a magical beast behind these monkeys, and this The ability of a monster is to control and strengthen these monkeys! Of course, the monkeys here refer to a large category, because under normal circumstances, mandrills will not move with macaques, and I remember that mandrills are still a social animal, so we may still There will be more mandrills to face.”

At this moment, chemistry teacher Huo Zijun came over.

"Leader, something is wrong with these monkeys! I have a very good college classmate who works in a pharmaceutical company. They buy some rhesus monkeys every year for experiments, so one time when our classmates got together, he introduced me some information about The monkey information mentioned that the length of this macaque is generally about half a meter, and the largest mandrill is no more than one meter! But now the macaques on the ground are half a person tall, and this mandrill is only taller than us. One head shorter, so there is definitely something wrong with these monkeys!”

Huo Zijun wiped his hands and continued: "So I just dissected a monkey and found that the skeletons of these monkeys are slightly larger, and the heart and lungs are no different from normal monkeys, so logically it is unlikely that they can support They can't afford their physiques, let alone run so fast."

As a doctor, Liu Xing naturally understood what Huo Zijun meant.

The size of the skeleton is easy to say, because as long as you are not osteoporotic or overweight, then even an ordinary person's skeleton can bear a weight of two to three hundred kilograms without any major problems; so among obese people Therefore, the main reason for poor mobility is that the cardiopulmonary function cannot keep up. This is like using an ordinary car engine to pull a tank weighing dozens of tons. Even if it can be pulled, the speed must be slowed down, and it cannot run. No matter how far you go, you have to stop to cool down.

Of course, Liu Xing also knows a few fat people who are flexible. They all exercised regularly before gaining weight, so their cardiopulmonary function has been practiced before, so they can have flexibility that does not match their body shape. .

However, Liu Xing does not think that these monkeys can exercise such strong cardiopulmonary function under normal body shape, because for these wild animals, it usually takes a lot of time for them to obtain enough food, so they You’re less likely to waste your hard-earned energy on exercises that are often pointless.

This is also the principle of poor literature and rich military.

"Something's wrong. I remember those monkeys I met in the afternoon were quite normal."

At this time, Zheng Fei frowned and said: "Although those monkeys are hiding in the trees, I can see that their size is similar to the monkeys in my impression, but they are very different from the monkeys on the ground! Logically speaking, Said, if there are two groups of monkeys in the nearby woods, then the small monkeys I saw during the day are no match for these big monkeys, and then they cannot live near the orchard. After all, the orchard is a good place, where There simply isn’t much food.”

"So they are the same group of monkeys! So the question is, I want to know whether gorillas are monkeys? Of course I remember that gorillas are also imported, so there should be no gorillas in this martial arts module, but no Excluding the World of Warcraft version of the gorilla! And one thing to say is that the gorilla's IQ is not low, that's why there are movies like "Rise of the Planet of the Apes". Wait, don't you think the scene we just experienced is different? Is it the plot of "War for the Planet of the Apes"?"

As soon as Song Hui said this, everyone present could not help but be stunned.

"Yes, if this World of Warcraft is based on a gorilla, then its enhancement route should be intelligence, because the size and strength of gorillas are quite good, especially the silverback gorilla. One punch can really can cause more than 10 points of damage; the gorillas in "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" also used wooden sticks as weapons in the early stages of their awakening, because this kind of weapon is easy to find materials and make, and after sharpening, it becomes a stick. Spears, if used properly, can cause effective damage. If suitable materials are found in the future, these wooden sticks can be further strengthened."

As soon as Liu Xing finished speaking, there was another familiar electronic synthesized sound.

"Congratulations to the player for triggering the alliance's first mission ahead of schedule - the orangutan enemy! Each alliance will encounter different enemies in the early stages of its establishment to test whether the alliance has the ability to stand in this troubled world!"

"Depending on the location of the alliance station, the types of enemies that appear will be different, but every enemy is not easy to mess with. If the alliance cannot completely defeat these enemies within the specified time, then they will grow into the alliance's old enemies and gain a lot of strength. improvement!”

"The orangutan enemy, as the name suggests, your alliance needs to face a monster called the wine ape and the many primates under its command! If the alliance can make the wine ape disappear near Sweetwater Town within a month, then The alliance will receive a large number of physical rewards, and will start an adventure mission exclusive to the alliance, with the opportunity to recruit chess piece-level NPCs!"

Is this really "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"?

Liu Xing couldn't help but smile and said: "Sure enough, the martial arts module this time is based on some virtual online game novels. It would be unjustifiable if the alliance was established without arranging a monster siege! Of course, they should also refer to "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" , so we arranged for a group of monkeys and orangutans to be our enemies, but this is quite reasonable, because there are no bandits or bandits nearby."

"Wine monkey, it seems that this physical reward should be monkey wine, or gorilla wine? This can also explain why the fruits in the orchard have not been eaten by the monkeys, because these fruits should not be ripe yet, after all, they are made The fruit needed for monkey wine is the kind that is ripe, so that it can ferment better naturally and have a fuller flavor; and the fruit wine brewed by the monkey wine should also have the effect of enhancing physical fitness, so these monkeys are like this It has an outrageous size, and has become more brave, and will never give up until the last moment! Of course, the intelligence level of this wine gorilla is not low, and it has now taught its monkey grandchildren to make and use wooden sticks. "Zheng Fei nodded and said.

Song Hui immediately answered: "Yes, gorillas in the real world are not low in intelligence, and their memory is very good. That's why gorillas can have such powerful imitation abilities! So if nothing else happens, we If you can’t deal with the Alcoholic Ape at once, you have to be prepared to face a group of increasingly stronger enemies.”

As soon as Song Hui said this, Liu Xing sighed, "I agree with Song Hui's idea, because these monkeys that came to trouble me today are really too weak. It can even be said that I feel sorry for their size. Moreover, these monkeys all rushed up in a swarm, without arranging a few to throw stones from behind; so I think the next time these monkeys attack, they will choose to throw some stones to attack us first, and then arrange for the monkeys to charge. And they should learn to stab instead of less effective swings, and of course their sticks will turn into wooden spears."

"That's a bit troublesome. Although these monkeys have improved a lot in terms of size, the gap between them and us humans is still very obvious, so I found that kicking directly is the best way to attack, because if you If you are not using a long weapon, you need to bend down to reach these monkeys. If you attack from top to bottom, although it will be a critical hit as long as it hits, the hit rate will be significantly reduced because the hitting surface is so large. "

Zheng Fei touched his chin and said seriously: "So we have to buy a batch of long weapons tomorrow, because there are not many weapons in the alliance station now, and if possible, we also need to buy some barbed wire or barbs. These monkeys cannot scale the wall easily."

"We also need to prepare a batch of short weapons!"

As a character similar to Zheng Fei, Song Hui naturally had to put forward his own opinions, "The requirement of this alliance's mission is to get rid of the wine gorilla, so as long as it does not choose to conquer it personally, then we must enter the forest and fight with it Let's have a fight! There has been no trace of human activity in Sweetwater Town for a long time, so the forest here must be full of weeds, and there are big trees everywhere that a person cannot hold. Therefore, it is impossible to use long weapons in such terrain. "

Zheng Fei felt a little embarrassed after being scolded by Song Hui, so he quickly said: "I don't think we need to enter the forest and fight with the wine orangutans! Because the woods next to Tianshui Town are not too big, so we We can definitely use fire attacks to deal with these monkeys! Moreover, if we enter the woods and fight these monkeys, we may be at a huge disadvantage in numbers. By then, with our skills, we may suffer great losses!"

Fire attack?

Liu Xing looked at the woods outside the alliance station, shook his head and said: "Fire attack is our last choice, because we still need this forest to provide us with wood, so we will assign a team of bodyguards to the logging team in the past two days. Let's first let The woods are farther away from us so that we can detect the movements of these monkeys in advance!”

"Leave the job of bodyguards to the hunting team. They happen to have nothing to do now." Zheng Fei said.

"Well, let's let the hunting team come as bodyguards for a few days. They happen to have a full set of weapons and equipment, and they are more adapted to fighting in the forest than us! But they must be careful and don't go deep into the woods at will. Was ambushed by that wine gorilla.”

At this point, Liu Xing saw the burning fire next to him.

liquor?

fire!

Liu Xing took a breath of cold air and said quickly: "Do you think there is such a possibility that the wine ape can also attack with fire?! You and I are about the same age, and you should have played or understood "Warcraft" "Conflict for Hegemony", right? So the Panda Brewmaster in it can use wine to breathe fire, so maybe this wine monkey also has the same skill!"