Real World Simulator

The man in black didn't linger too long. Seeing that he couldn't persuade Mr. Tang, he cupped his hands and said goodbye, put on his veil, and went out the door, but in the blink of an eye, he disappeared into the night.

Elder Tang stopped at the door for a while, staring at the dark night outside the door, and didn't know what he was thinking. He didn't close the door again until the sound of frogs outside disturbed his thoughts.

The candlelight cast Elder Tang's silhouette on the screen window, and the black figure moved his head closer to the flickering candlelight, and the room was plunged into darkness in the next second.

Just when Liang Yi and Tang Lao reunited, Fang Yu and others who were far away in Dongyi had already walked along the edge for a day and a night.

Where they walk is at the edge of the region.

Generally, such edges are mostly barren mountains and ridges, uninhabited places.

It is not easy for Fang Yu and Fang Sanduo to pull the carriage over the mountains. Therefore, they can only continue to go around the mountain on such terrain.

In this way, the twists and turns, if Fang Yu hadn't got a map, they would have been lost in the mountains, and finally turned into a pile of bones.

But perhaps it is also because of this that Fang Yu's map of this terrain is the most detailed. After Fang Yu zooms in, he can see some of the paths and mountains he saw when he walked around these mountains.

It took them two days to get out of this barren mountain and into an unknown area.

Just after going down the mountain, Fang Yu pulled the carriage and walked in one direction.

Fang Sanduo, who has been pulling the carriage with him on weekdays, is not beside him at this time, and he is the only one pulling the carriage with great effort.

After walking about three or four kilometers, Fang Yu finally saw a small river.

Fang Yu, whose lips had already shriveled, saw the small river, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly pulled the carriage towards the small river.

When they came to the small river, Fang Yu parked the carriage beside him, and quickly took the slightly broken clay pot from the car.

After jumping into the river and filling the clay pot with water, he went ashore and used the wood piled up in the carriage to start the fire to boil the water.

Along the way, Yu and the others used this carriage more and more smoothly.

With this compartment, Fang Yu and the others felt like they had a caravan.

No matter it is for food or food, Fang Yu and the others can put it in the car, to shade it during the day and to block the wind at night. If it weren't for the weather that doesn't rain a drop, Fang Yu can try its waterproof effect.

After Fang Yu boiled the water in the earthen pot, he put the earthen pot aside and waited for the temperature to drop a little before putting the earthen pot into the river to use the river water to cool down quickly.

I didn't dare to put it at the hottest time before, because I was afraid that the crock could not stand the extreme temperature change. If it cracked directly, Fang Yu would also crack!

After cooling down the crock pot, Fang Yu picked up the crock pot and drank a few sips by himself. After replenishing the water, he took the crock pot to the carriage.

At this moment in the carriage, Fang Sanduo and Huang Mei were lying side by side in the carriage, their lower abdomens were protruding, lying on the floor, only their chests kept rising and falling.

After Fang Yu came in, Fang Sanduo struggled to sit up, but when he moved, he felt like a scraper in his lower abdomen, and the pain was unbearable, as if his stomach would be cut open by a knife when he sat up. Lie back down again.

"Uncle! Don't move! I'll do it!"

Fang Yu saw Fang Sanduo's movements and quickly stopped.

Now I don't dare to let them move around. If they move suddenly, maybe they will explode.

However, it wasn't the stomach that exploded, but the large intestine.

It has been almost a week since the last time I ate bark.

During this week, although Fang Yu often asked Fang Sanduo and Huang Mei to drink more water to keep their bodies hydrated.

But this week they ate all meat!

Without any other vegetables and fruits, their wastes are all accumulated in the large intestine, stuck by the bark fiber and unable to be discharged.

That is, they have been constipated for a week.

If this were the case in modern times, we would all be nervous.

Because it has been blocked for too long, the large intestine is dry and hard, and it is basically impossible to pull it out.

What's more, Fang Sanduo and the others still ate bark and horse meat, so there was no need to talk about it.

The reason why Fang Sanduo didn't come out to pull the cart with Fang Yu later was because his and Huang Mei's stomachs were completely blocked due to long-term obstruction.

The large intestine is blocked, which means that as long as there is excess waste, the two of them will suffer from the pain of the large intestine being stretched.

In addition, as long as they move, the large intestine will passively wriggle, and the already stretched intestinal wall will rub against the dry waste, causing pain like a knife.

This kind of pain is a bit like female childbirth, which is a very extreme pain.

Its pain is comparable to that of a man being pinched.

And at this time, if the two of them are experiencing the onset of addiction, how do they feel?

Therefore, as early as the day before, Fang Sanduo had been lying in the carriage unable to move, so Fang Yu could only be left pulling the cart outside.

In this regard, both uncles and aunts were quite frustrated and ashamed.

Because, along the way, they didn't bring much help to Fang Yu at all, instead they have been dragging him down and becoming his burden.

After Fang Sanduo also lay down in the carriage, the two once told Fang Yu to leave and leave them alone.

But how could Fang Yu agree?

Faced with Fang Yu's resolute attitude, Fang Sanduo and his wife were moved, and finally came to their senses. They no longer felt sorry for themselves, but cooperated with Fang Yu to minimize the trouble they caused Fang Yu.

As for the situation of Fang Sanduo and the other two, in fact, Fang Yu had already expected it and had a plan in mind.

That's why he remained calm.

Fang Sanduo and Huang Mei didn't drink too much.

Because you drink too much, you have to urinate.

At this time, it hurts to turn over, let alone get up.

After Fang Yu quenched their thirst, he took out the earthen jar, and then took out a leather bag from the carriage.

This leather bag looks very disgusting, it looks like an internal organ.

But it really is a viscera!

This is the stomach of a horse.

After Fang Yu slaughtered the horse before, except for some things that were really unusable, Fang Yu did not pull down the other usable things.

Including horse hide, horse stomach, horse bone and so on.

After being simply kneaded with plant ash, this horse stomach has been exposed to the sun, and it has become a simple water bag.

Although the validity period of this water bladder is not long due to the production method, it is almost enough for Fang Yu.

The intestines were kept in the front of the horse's stomach, and the large intestine in the back was blocked by Fang Yu's direct beating.

The sausage is now shriveled like a belt, but it can still flow through the water source without leaking.

Fang Yu took out the crock first, poured the remaining water into the horse's stomach first, and then boiled another crock of water.

While waiting for the water to boil, Fang Yu mixed some river water with a wooden stick at a place far away from the river, and dug out a pit on the ground.

After the pit was dug, the water was boiled.

After the water boiled this time, Fang Yu took out the remaining bottle of the physical restoration potion he had obtained from the compartment.

After uncorking the bottle, Fang Yu poured the horse oil in the bottle into the boiling river water.

After a brief stirring, the river water mixed with oil had a strange smell.

After waiting for the water to become warm, Fang Yu poured the water mixed with oil into the water bag again.

After the water bladder swelled, Fang Yu took out a small white horse bone from the carriage.

This section of horse bone was picked out by Fang Yu on purpose. He also forgot that it is the bone of the horse. This bone is only as thick as the thumb of the foot. It is somewhat oval in appearance and hollow in the middle.

Fang Yu stuffed the horse bone into the intestine connected to the horse's tail, only the small head of the horse bone was exposed in front. Then, he stabbed the horse bone and intestines to death with rags.

In this way, a simple and crazy enema device is ready.

Yes!

Now Fang Yu's only solution to Fang Sanduo's defecation problem is enema.

Without glycerin, horse oil can only be used instead.

Although the effect is unknown, at least it is better than just water.

Just using water will irritate the intestinal wall, damage the intestinal wall mucous membrane, and accidentally wash the intestines to bleed, which is a big problem.

After mixing the oil, at least it will be less irritating, and the oil can also help the large intestine to move.

At least this method, in Fang Yu's opinion, should be 70% sure.

After doing all this, Fang Yu got into the carriage, carefully supported Fang Sanduo, and carried Fang Sanduo off the carriage.

Put Fang Sanduo on the side of the pit.

Then, Fang Yu told her uncle her method one by one in front of Fang Sanduo.

Fang Sanduo's face became livid the more he listened, and it was not until Fang Yu finished speaking that he spoke with difficulty.

"God, is this the only way?"

Fang Sanduo looked at Fang Yu with a pleading look in his eyes.

After hearing Fang Yu's method, if it wasn't for Fang Yu's position in their hearts now that Fang Yu was replaced by Fang Yu at the beginning, Fang San would have been forced to go up.

Is this a way people can come up with?

Let the nephew solve the problem of gastrointestinal problems for himself, or use this method? ! ! !

But now Fang Yu's changes made Fang Sanduo and the two of them subconsciously obey and trust his words, so he asked Fang Yu if there was any other way.

Fang Yu shook his head.

Seeing Fang Yu shaking his head, Fang Sanduo's expression became even uglier.

The man who was over thirty years old lowered his head and let the boring and forked bangs cover his face, and then spoke.

After a long time, Fang Sanduo finally spoke.

"God. If you're like this, it's better to let uncle die."

When Fang Sanduo thought about what the two of them were going to do next, he felt that if he lived like this, he might as well die!

Fang Yu didn't speak.

Not to mention that Fang San is too much, even he has to do a good job of psychological construction for what he is going to do next.

Tonight is destined to be a tasteful night.

He is even ready to use the perseverance skill.

He can understand Fang Sanduo's entanglement.

Death and social death are both death, but in two aspects.

One means the death of bodily functions, and the other means death on the spiritual level.

If Fang Sanduo was a doctor, Fang Sanduo would still accept it.

But why must it be his nephew! ! !

I really want to count the ball to death!

Fang Sanduo kept roaring in his heart.

But in the end, Fang Sanduo still made a decision.

The so-called death is worse than life, he understands that if he does not receive treatment immediately, the final result waiting for him is death.

Not to mention he doesn't want to die yet.

Just because of the cause of death, he felt that he might not be able to avoid this kind of death scene.

It's nothing more than one in front of his nephew and the other in front of Hades.

After much deliberation, finally the sense of survival prevailed, Fang Sanduo gritted his teeth, nodded, and agreed to the treatment.

Seeing that Fang Sanduo had passed his level, Fang Yu took out another piece of butter from the compartment.

This is horse oil soap.

Horse oil soap is formed by mixing horse oil and alkaline water filtered from plant ash.

This is really learning physics and chemistry well, and you are not afraid to travel all over the world!

Fang Yu beat the horse oil soap on the head of the horse bone hard, so that the whole horse bone was covered with soap oil.

Then Fang Sanduo gritted his teeth and took the horse bone wrapped with a sausage belt.

After Fang Sanduo took over the sloppy, Fang Yu got up, took out two Y-shaped wooden sticks and inserted them between the two of them, put a wooden stick in the middle, and then took out the horse hide from the carriage and hung it on the wooden stick above, forming a concealed screen.

When Fang Sanduo saw this screen, the pressure in Fang Sanduo's heart suddenly eased a lot.

Although Fang Yu proposed this method, he obviously had planned it long ago. With this screen, he can pass the hurdle in many things more naturally.

Suo Suo learned about it.

After a while, through the horse skin, Fang Yu heard Fang Sanduo's strange moaning sound, and then Fang Sanduo's slightly embarrassed and nervous voice sounded from behind the horse skin.

"Doggie, I'm alright"

Fang Yu nodded and spoke.

"Uncle, remember to rub your lower abdomen when you feel the stomach is full to speed up penetration"

After speaking, Fang Yu slowly squeezed the water sac after hearing Fang Sanduo's response.

The warm water mixed with fat in the water bag flowed into the back of the horse hide along the intestines. Immediately afterwards, Fang Sanduo on the other side uttered some extremely subtle sounds, and the water in the water bag was squeezed to almost After the end, Fang Sanduo finally heard a word.

"God, you, go away!"

Hearing this, Fang Yu immediately got up, put down the water bag, and quickly left the position.

From a long distance, Fang Yu could hear the sound of flying down three thousand feet from behind the horse skin.

Then, an indescribable smell began to reverberate in the air.

Fortunately, this place is very open, and Fang Yu deliberately chose the upper air outlet, so the smell was quickly blown around by the wind.

Wait until all those sounds stop.

Fang Yu waited for a long time.

In the end, Fang Yu saw Fang Sanduo, holding his waist, with his legs crossed, coming out from behind the horse hide in a strange posture.

Fang Yu's eyes looked at his lower abdomen.

I saw that his originally protruding belly was now flat, and Fang Sanduo felt as if a heavy burden had been lifted, and he felt relaxed.

Apparently, Fang Sanduo's exuberance just now has completely opened up his stomach.

The constipation crisis is resolved.

However, Fang Sanduo and Fang Yu, uncles and nephews, were always a little embarrassed staying in this place.

Besides, even with the wind, the smell of this place can still be a bit indescribable.

So after Fang Yu and Fang Sanduo looked at each other, they tacitly cleaned up the things on the ground together, put them back in the carriage, and then pulled the carriage forward along the river for a while before stopping. Down.

The earth pit that Fang Yu originally dug behind him disappeared, and a mound of earth appeared on top of it, towering above the ground, and there was a strong smell that the living should not enter from the wet ground.

Um. . . . As I write this, I feel like I have a taste. . .

Then, congratulations everyone, the useless knowledge has increased again~