Realistic Mary Sue

After taking something and taking medicine, Dugu leaned against the wall and closed his eyes to rest. Shi

Ye Xi opened the interface to see the next task after the escape was successful.

Main line task 15: After Huangfu x was attacked at the wedding, Murong x not only didn't care about his injury, but ran away. Huangfu x was so angry, he treated the wound and personally led someone to hunt down this daring thing. After successfully catching people back, Huangfu x thought of a wonderful punishment that can both vent his anger and humiliate Murong x ...

After being caught on the helicopter, he was humiliated by Huangfu x on his knee and beaten fifty times in the ass. Huangfu x hit him and scolded him. (0/1)

After watching the mission, Ye Xi sighed in relief: "..."

Fortunately, it was just being spanked, not a yellow storm task.

Obviously, as a so-called "straight man", Ye Xi did not understand the yellow violence of spanking ...

According to this routine, Shen Xiulin's main line task 15 must be the corresponding "capture Murong x and spank fifty times", but Shen Xiulin, who has real-time coordinates of Ye Xi, has not pursued it.

President Shen intentionally set aside time for me to guide the men's match! That must not disappoint President Shen! Ye Xi made a fist of determination, turned his head to look at the solitary lonely man who was closing his eyes, and decided to follow the strategy of "melting the iceberg with laughter and tenderness", so he said, "Let me tell you a joke?"

Dugu opened his eyes, with a vague expectation in his expression: "... um."

Ye Xi quickly searched in his mind for a joke he had seen before, and casually picked a sermon: "In the past, there was a prince who was cursed by a witch. He can only say one word a year."

Solitaryly, he looked at Ye Xi's expression and tentatively ticked his mouth up: "It's funny."

Ye Xi grimace: "... I haven't said anything interesting yet."

Dugu pursed his lips and apologized, "I've never heard a joke, and thought I should laugh."

Ye Xi couldn't help feeling a little distressed about this loveless killer, and continued to preach: "So the prince uttered a word a year, and for five years, went to the princess and said, 'Princess I love you'."

Dugu looked at Ye Xi with high vigilance, ready to laugh at any time.

Ye Haha, who laughed very low, laughed first, and said, "Then the princess said, what?"

It seemed that it was time to laugh, and Dudu raised his lips and smiled lowly.

Ye Xi sat up with a bone and joyfully said, "You laughed!"

The ruthless killer was teased by the innocent and cute little white flower. According to the routine, the favorability of men's men must now soar!

Dugu nodded, looking at Ye Xi, who smiled like a little sun, and asked carefully, "Another one?"

"Okay, I'm a joke." I felt that I had gotten the killer's correct strategy. Ye Xi happily crossed her legs and began to search her stomach for memories of various funny passages I had seen on Weibo and told Dugu.

And the wedding scene at this moment ...

Thousands of royal bodyguards formed a copper-lined, iron-walled royal protection line of defense around Shen Xiulin. It was crowded with people and crowded. It was more crowded than the hot spots of the Golden Week in November, let alone a sniper, I am afraid even the tank Sting died inside.

Although the bodyguards can't find where Master Huangfu is now ...

But we can't find it, and the killer must not be found!

The bodyguards thought so optimistically, and continued to protect the young master frantically!

However, after being pushed out of the bodyguard by strenuous efforts, General Manager Shen was arrested by the emergency medical team sent by Huang Fuben's home helicopter, forced a full-body examination, and Shen Xiulin was The bullet burned his right arm for an hour of intensive care.

Leader of the emergency medical team and the world's number one surgical expert: "scalding cream, fast."

The nurse flew on the courier.

Expert: "Wipe sweat."

Two nurses wipe sweat for the specialist.

Shen Xiulin's face was as black as charcoal: "Yes, I still have something urgent. The housekeeper is preparing for the helicopter."

The steward refused Shen Xiulin's order with a look of death: "Sorry, Master, it's difficult for your subordinates to die. Now your injury is critical. Don't worry about arresting Grandma."

The expert wrapped around Shen Xiulin's burn with a bandage, stretched out his hand, and said coldly, "Scissors."

Mr. Shen was instantly mad with heart disease!

Lightning flashes and thunders when the sky is falling!

This afternoon in the abandoned factory, Ye Xi told all the jokes that he could think of, and later began to use the "I have a friend ..." In the real-world fun, frantically brushed a wave of favorability of Mr. Killer!

And Ye Gu ’s performance also made Ye Xi very satisfied. He has been cooperating with Ye Xi ’s narration and issued laughter at the appropriate time, which seems to be exactly the rhythm of the frozen soul.

When it was said that there was nothing to say, the sky was getting dark. Ye Xi closed the door of the factory, bolted from the inside, and dragged several heavy boxes behind the door to resist it.

After doing this, Ye Xi laid out the sleeping bag and said to Dugu, "You go in to sleep."

Dugu glanced at the sleeping bag that could hold only one person, and shook his head: "You use it."

Ye Xi refused sincerely: "You come, you have a serious injury and want to sleep better, don't be polite."

"I'd like to sleep outside." Dugu laughed softly. "I'm not afraid of cold."

Ye Xi was speechless: "..."

He is really not afraid of the cold. This is really fine!

So Ye Xi went into the sleeping bag hungry, and Dudu leaned against him, took out a pistol and held it in his hand, and closed his eyes against the wall.

I don't know how well the men's match is brushed ... Ye Xi muttered in his heart, exposing two eyes from his sleeping bag, staring at Dudu brightly: "Are you asleep?"

Dugu said lightly: "No."

Before going to bed, another wave of favorability Ye Xi said: "Have you never heard of the bedtime story?"

Dugu's eyes lightened slightly, and he smiled, "I haven't heard it."

Ye Xi loved from the bottom of his heart: "Then I will give you another one. When I was a kid, I listened to ... Butler told me this story to sleep."

Dugu tone quietly hummed.

Ye Xi's tone was kind and kind: "A long time ago, there was a little girl selling matches ..."

Dugu stared at him quietly, wondering whether he was listening or not, his eyes trembling slightly.

Obviously this iceberg men's match melts quickly!

At midnight, Ye Xi was awakened by the coldness of the bone marrow and the noisy human voice and light not far away.

Ye Xi opened his eyes and found that Dugu was lying beside himself, holding his sleeping bag. He seemed to have just been awakened by the sound of people outside, holding a gun in one hand and standing up hard with one hand in his arms.

Ye Xi also wanted to climb out of her sleeping bag and see what was going on outside, but her limbs were frozen and could not move.

Ye Xi glanced at Dudu with a grievance: "..."

Brother, do n’t hold someone else to sleep in your refrigerator constitution!

"What's going on outside?" While Ye Xi was moving his fingers and toes, trying to regain control of the body, he asked Dudu who was looking out the window.

"Huangfu chased." Dugu said, the whole person's aura changed with it. Ye Xi lay in his sleeping bag and looked at the figure by the window, feeling as if the lines that make up Dugu's body suddenly became sharp.

Ye Xi: "..."

Why did President Shen chase him in the middle of the night! ?

But in fact, thanks to President Shen's so much movement ...

Otherwise, Ye Xi might freeze to death like a little girl selling matches!

At this time, the voice of Shen Xiulin's bodyguard shouting with a megaphone came from the outside, meaning that you have been surrounded and handing over Master Murong can barely spare you blabla.

Ye Xi barely crawled out of the sleeping bag, bouncing warmly, and asked Dugu: "How do we run?"

Dugu covered his stomach, looked around in a difficult way, and said helplessly: "Can't run, surrounded." After a pause, he said to himself, "How could the emperor find this place so soon ..."

Ye Xi ignored this problem and opened the window to look outside. Shen Xiulin is leading a large black bodyguard army standing outside, surrounded by the searchlights installed on the helicopter, shining brightly, Shen Xiulin's windbreaker is flying up and down, using the spirit of the king to inspire himself with a handsome and handsome appearance. !!

The two looked at each other. Shen Xiulin took the loudspeaker from the bodyguard and dutifully played the young master who was mad and domineering to the mentally retarded: "Disobedient little thing, you listen to me ..."

Ye Xi retracted like a gopher.

Mr. Shen, who was so heart-beating, settled down and continued to shout: "Master Ben's patience has reached its limit. This time you only have ten counts. When I count to ten, this factory will turn into an explosion. Ruins, I do n’t care who is in it. If it ’s someone I ca n’t get, then no one wants it! Zero— ”

"Can't you run away with a gun against me like today?" Ye Xi asked.

Dugu shook his head: "There are snipers on the tree, it's useless."

Ye Xi was anxious: "What should I do?"

Mr. Shen hissed and exhausted: "One-two-three-"

Ye Xi: "..."

Experience hasn't got it yet, Mr. Shen can really make a mess!

Dugu groaned for a moment, staring at Ye Xi and said, "Go back, they won't hurt you."

Ye Xi lengheng turned his head and said, "I don't."

Duguo froze and smiled lowly: "You are learning me."

Total number of Shen quickly: "Four, five, six ..."

Ye Xi: "..."

Mr. Shen, can you slow down!

The expression of Tokgo was calm as usual, and he did not seem to say in a daunt, "I surrendered. They said before you surrender that you could make me immortal. People like Master Huangfu wouldn't talk and count. I will find a chance to escape and try to save it you."

The total number of Shen is faster: "Seven □□ ......"

"Let's go out first." Otherwise, if we don't go out and we can't go out, Mr. Shen won't be able to explode his hands. Ye Xi took Dugu, pulled him out of the factory, stretched his hands to block Dugu, and stared at Shen Xiulin with a stunned look. "We are out now, give us some time."

Shen Xiulin's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said coldly, "What if I say 'No'?"

Ye Xi pouted his lips: "Then I will cry."

This pig teammate Mr. Shen is really furious!

Shen Xiulin twitched his masseter muscles and made a gesture to signal the sniper not to move.

In the eyes of others, this scene is the words of Master Huangfu and Grand Master Murong, who want to punish the young master Murong fiercely, but actually love him so much that he can't even see tears, and spoil the world!

No one thought it was because crying would make you blind ...

Ye Xi turned his head and looked at the solitary solitary who had been moved from the iceberg to a pool of water. He repeated his tricks and asked quietly, "I'm leaving, do you have anything to say to me?"

Dugu raised his corner of his lips and smiled a little bit badly: "Actually ..."

Ye Xi's eyes awaited a confession.

Dugu: "I don't understand jokes."

Ye Xi was silent for a moment and asked, "Being picked with pain?"

Dugu nodded, his voice was low: "Laughter, pain, to me, none exist."

Ye Xi showed embarrassment: "... then you are all smirking this afternoon."

Only I had to be so serious!

"It's a real laugh, I can't understand humor, but the feeling of happiness is real." Dugu held Ye Xi's hand against his chest, his eyes were bright as if something was burning inside. "Now, it's really hurting here too Now. "

Ye Xi gritted his teeth: "..."

This wave of lines is quite tearful! But I can't cry!

"Although it is only a short day, but ..." Dugu took Ye Xi's blue hands, kneeled on one knee, and kissed gently at the fingertips of Ye Xi, "You are my princess, I love you. "

As soon as the voice fell, Ye Xi immediately sounded a system prompt.

It may be because this men's match is a very difficult type of Raiders in the world of Mary Su, this time Ye Xi and Shen Xiulin actually gained 40,000 experience points!

"Oh my god, you ..." There are so many experience points! Ye Xi exclaimed softly, the delicate and beautiful face seemed to be covered with a layer of light, the joy from the heart was inadvertently exposed from the corner of the eyebrow and turned into a happy and bright smile.

Dugu looked at the beautiful boy who was as happy as a flower after being confessed, and said gently, "Go, wait for me to save you."

At the same time, the blasting mine that had been on the horizon for a long time finally came down rumblingly ...