Realistic Mary Sue

Ye Xi stood rigidly in place, and the brain cells, which were not so rich in reserves, were hanging in the process of thinking about how to get rid of the embarrassment in front of him.

After thinking about it for a long time, Ye Xi said weakly, "I am a straight man."

Shen Xiulin stared at the colorful liquid on his pants, nodded, and accentuated: "I can see it."

At this time, Shen Xiulin was afraid that Ye Xi would not collapse enough. He scratched the liquid on his pants with his forefinger, pinched it between his thumb, and stuck it in front of his nose. His nose moved slightly, and he sniffed hard, calmly. Says: "It's floral."

"Ah, ah, ah, don't smell it!" Ye Xi was so ashamed that his brain was boiling, a lunge rushed forward, and a slap in opposition to Fan Shen's hand.

The smile on the corner of Shen Xiulin's lips became more and more obvious, and he couldn't help it. He patted the sofa seat and used the usual tone of calling Ye Xijin into the office: "Sit, let's talk."

"Talk about the fart!" Ye Xi was so ashamed that she had lost her mind, sitting on the sofa fiercely, yelling with a small curly hair and crying, "You bully me! Do you think it's funny to me !?" "

Mr. Shen, who accidentally played off, whispered, "Sorry, no."

Ye Xi's mouth turned aggrieved, and he clenched his teeth and worked hard to hold back: "I'm going to cry. Hurry me up and apologize."

"I'm sorry." Shen Xiulin's face appeared panic-stricken and panicky. He quickly got up from the sofa and turned to kneel in front of Ye Xi with his two hands. He hurriedly stretched out, paused in the air again, ten fingers nervous Straightened. Like an annoying naughty bag in which the little crying bag favored by the teacher inadvertently was inadvertently in the class, Shen Xiulin awkwardly begged for mercy: "I'm wrong, don't cry, please."

Ye Xi stared at Shen Xiulin fiercely, watching the usual majestic and cold boss knelt in front of himself in panic, suddenly suddenly want to laugh!

Shen Xiulin eagerly said, "I'll tell you a joke, don't cry."

Judging from the common point of "attempting to make a goal with a joke", the two are really a match made in heaven ...

However, after saying the above sentence, Shen Xiulin was silent: "..."

How could an overbearing president tell a joke! joke!

The corner of Ye Xi's mouth could not help but slightly raised: "You speak."

Shen Xiulin pursed his lips, frowned slightly, and edited on the spot: "There was a child named Xiaoming in the past."

Ye Xi: "... then what?"

Shen Xiulin's handsome face was full of embarrassment, and his voice was getting quieter, and gradually became embarrassing silence: "Xiao Ming one day ..."

Looking at the embarrassment of Shen Xiulin for a hundred years, Ye Haha with a low smile finally couldn't hold himself back, and the tears in her brewing retreated across the line: "Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Mr. Shen actually had such awkward time!

There is a feeling of revenge!

"Not wanting to cry?" Shen Xiulin carefully observed Ye Xi's look.

"Don't cry." Ye Xi laughed enough and calmed down. In order to hide his embarrassment on the president's pants, he asked, "Why didn't you do the task just now?"

"Because I can't help it." Shen Xiulin held Ye Xi's right hand with both hands, trembling tightly, his voice anxious and gentle, "I wanted to say this for a long time ..."

Ye Xiyin felt that something was going to happen, so he quickly interrupted: "Do you want to give me a promotion and pay rise?"

"Huh." Shen Xiulin nodded solemnly, with a grand majesty, "You think about the position of Mrs. President."

Ye Xi's eyes widened unbelievably, his heart beat like a drum, his face turned red, as if there were thousands of words lingering in his throat, but in the end he stuttered and said, "Don't, farewell, this ... this post Let it be left to more capable comrades. "

Seems to be mimicking the electronic sounds of the system, Shen Xiulin announced mechanically in a flat tone: "Rejection is invalid, and the overbearing president has forcibly promoted you."

"General Shen, please be awake." Ye Xi reached out and shook in front of Shen Xiulin. "We are all turned into **** by the system, but it will be good to return to the real world, and you didn't say you before we last ate Is there someone who has always liked it? Continue to like it, don't be half-hearted. "

Shen Xiulin grabbed Ye Xi's dishonest hand, put it on his lips, kissed him, and said, "I want to ask you to be awake. I have always been gay."

Ye Xi's expression split by Jiu Tian Xuan Lei: "..."

Shen Xiulin straightly said: "And the person I like is you."

In the face of the single-celled creature in front of him, President Shen finally gave up the method of knocking sideways!

"Crouching." Ye Xi rolled her eyes and collapsed on the sofa back.

Shen Xiulin smiled bitterly: "Get up, your acting skills are really bad."

Pretend to be dizzy, Ye Xi had to sit up straight: "The acting skills must not be compared with you, you can take Oscar."

It seemed to remind me of the unpleasant experience, and Shen Xiulin said a bit coldly: "I don't have acting skills either, I acted in my own character."

Ye Xi: "..."

Ye Xi curled up on the sofa like a quail, and was very entangled. The cherry blossoms on her head fell like rain: "General Manager Shen, I'm sorry, but I never really wanted to develop relationships with you other than your superiors. And I'm so ... "The corner of Ye Xi's eyes caught the dried colorful marks on Shen Xiulin's pants, and swallowed the straight words that had come to his mouth.

But at least I'm straight in three yuan!

"It doesn't matter." Shen Xiulin sat down next to him, propped up the cabin wall with one hand, and circled the quail-like shameful Ye Xi in his arms, gently, "You can think slowly from now on. I ask you to give me an answer right away, I just don't want to cover it up anymore, I'm tired. "

Ye Xi nodded his head in a paste, "Huh."

Heaven, earth, we always love me!

"How do you feel about me?" Shen Xiulin approached Ye Xi and asked.

Ye Xi's face was solemn and solemn, "Awe."

Shen Xiulin: "..."

"Now?" Shen Xiulin asked unwillingly. "Are there any new ideas?"

Ye Xi pondered for a moment, and said indefinitely, "Now you feel a little bad, and it seems a little ... rogue?"

Shen Xiulin smiled lowly: "In the future, call me‘ you ’, or call my name. Do n’t use honorifics, do n’t call President Shen. That ’s why we look rusty.”

We are already rusty, okay, Mr. Shen, wake up! Ye Xi stubbornly resisted: "..."

Shen Xiulin abused his authority shamelessly: "Do you still want the year-end award?"

Ye Xi nodded and changed his mouth quickly to show sincerity: "I want, you, Shen Xiulin."

Shen Xiulin nodded with satisfaction: "Very good."

Although the progress is very small, there is finally progress. President Shen secretly decided to play straight after the whole process.

"What do you like about me ..." Ye Xi asked in a hazy moment after the two were silent for a while, "I am just an ordinary person."

In addition to looking more handsome!

Shen Xiulin raised his mouth and said, "Aren't I an ordinary person?"

Ye Xi shook his head: "You are not, you are an overbearing president, so perfect, like the people in the novel."

"I'm not perfect, I just have the identity of a president." Shen Xiulin calmly, "Like you said, I'm bad, hooligan ..."

Ye Xi quickly waved his hand: "Don't don't, don't don't, let me talk nonsense, don't go into your heart."

However, Shen Xiulin continued to force himself to the underworld: "I am very weak, I dare not confess my feelings, and dare to take advantage of the opportunity after entering this world. If it is not the 'perfect' menswear that makes me jealous, I may continue to be weak ... I love bed as much as you do. "

Ye Xi swiped his lips: "But you arrive at the company so early every day. When you meet, you tell us that Kobe knows what Los Angeles looks like at four o'clock every morning, and you also know how x city looks like five o'clock every morning. To be successful, you must have perseverance. "

Shen Xiulin straightly said, "In fact, I bought a house next to the company and walked for three minutes. The alarm clock was set at 7.30. I lied and I had a thick skin."

Ye Xi: "..."

Your uncle's Shen Xiulin! Half an hour behind me!

Shen Xiulin took a deep breath, and continued in a blast: "The reason to catch you late is to look at you a few more times. You always walk around me in the company. Perhaps you are so afraid of me because I am an unsuccessful manager ... So, peeling off this coat is just an ordinary person with many shortcomings. Why can't ordinary people like an ordinary person? Moreover ... "The smile in Shen Xiulin's eyes spread like layers of water," You're cute, maybe you didn't find it yourself. "

Ye Xi stared at the masculine halo, the shattered president, and couldn't help laughing.

And that smile is really cute.

"That's right." Shen Xiulin turned sharply. "The mission just failed. Try to do it again."

"Uh ... that task, I don't want to do that much." Ye Xi covered her buttocks and shrank, her face red from the ears to the collarbone, and even continued to red out the pants from the collarbone all the way to the floor momentum!

Shen Xiulin asked, "Why?"

"When you spanked me ... what did you think?" Ye Xi whispered.

Shen Xiulin bluntly said, "I'm thinking, I'm so happy, I hope I can hit 50 more."

Ye Xi: "..."

Isn't that about 50 more hits?

Shen Xiulin shattered the can and broke his face, and said thickly, "I'm still thinking, it's soft, slippery, and I like to touch."

Ye Xi blushed and shouted, "Shen Xiulin, you're enough!"

The perfect male **** of our company, Mr. Shen, today not only completely shattered the perfect illusion, but also turned into a stink hooligan with no skin and no face!

However, it is very tragic that the main task must be done.

After all, if you do n’t do a task, you ca n’t go back to reality, you ca n’t eat delicious food, you ca n’t shed tears, you are always stuck in this wonderful offline world of logic ...

So, ten minutes later, Ye Xi, who had done a lot of psychological construction, lay shamelessly on Shen Xiulin's thigh again, and was forced to reveal two small round buttocks.

Slap, Shen Xiulin slapped gently.

Ye Xi asked alertly, "What are you thinking now?"

I have a crush on my death to spank my **** and he still yy me in my heart!

Shen Xiulin chuckled: "What do you say?"

Ye Xi roared blushing: "You must not think! You have a pure mind!"

Shen Xiulin: "OK."

Ye Xi was dying and struggling, and commanded President Shen: "You are ignoring the core values ​​of socialism in your heart!"

Shen Xiulin promised: "OK."

After slamming ten times.

Ye Xi turned his head back cautiously and said, "I don't think you're carrying it!"

Shen Xiulin laughed: "Why?"

Ye Xi burst into tears: "Because I feel that the atmosphere around me is particularly erotic! There is no righteousness for socialism!"

"Did you actually learn to feel the atmosphere?" Shen Xiulin raised her eyebrows and said cheerfully, "Yes, the mission failed, and I had to start again."

Huh! Ye Xi collapsed back to Shen Xiulin's lap, feeling the future dark!

This time the main task failed because Ye Xi couldn't help but die again and again. After Ye Xi felt deeply that if he went on like this, his buttocks would be beaten out, he finally resisted asking Shen Xiulin's psychological activities Impulsively, with humiliation, cooperated with Shen Xiulin to complete the task.

The main task 15 of the two was completed at the same time. As soon as he heard the system prompting Ye Xi, he jumped up and raised his trousers swiftly. The action was so fast that he struck a bit!

"Egg hurts!" Ye Xi fell to the sofa in pain.

Shen Xiulin: "... Slow down, I won't bite."

But I feel like you just want to bite on my butt! Ye Xi thought anxiously, and opened the interface to see the next task.

Mainline task 16: The wedding scene was accidentally messed up. Before re-convening the wedding, Huangfu x decided to take this little thing that always runs away to a place he can't live without ... oh man, you do n’t like to escape What? This time I will let you go and let you run on my site!

He was taken by Huangfu x to a private island isolated from the world, and he obtained the right to move freely on the island through false obedience. (0/1)

Fortunately, there was no requirement for close contact in the new task, and Ye Xi was relieved.

Because he deeply felt that if he had something to do with Shen Xiulin today, he would probably lose the holiday season!