Realistic Mary Sue

After saying goodbye to his reluctant prince, Ye Xi went to the house where Tuoba thief was housed.

In order to ensure that the three men's men will not meet with each other, Ye Xi deliberately scattered the dwellings of the three of them. Although they are not far away, at least not going out will reveal the filling.

Rushing between the three men's men's courts is also very tired.

Pushing open the door of the thief, as Ye Xi expected, the thief was still lying unconscious on the carpet, his clothes were basically dry, and bright red hair with a waist reaching up was tied into one Tied up on his chest, his clothes were exquisite and elegant, and they looked like they were going to a banquet. They didn't look like a thief at all.

Ye Xi lightly called, "Wake up."

In just a blink of an eye, the robber lying on the carpet disappeared. A cold hand protruded from behind Ye Xi, and gently touched Ye Xi's neck. The movement was like a lover's caress, but it faintly threatened. At the same time, two cool lips If it is off the ground and affixed to Ye Xi's auricle, the tone lightly said, "Oh, where is this baby?"

Ye Xi immediately raised her hands and used a weak and innocent tone to explain how she rescued the robber.

Since I often hold my throat to talk to the men's men during this time, my uncle's voice has been practiced quite naturally!

"That is to say, you saved me." The robber retracted his hand on Ye Xi's neck, and the blink of an eye appeared in front of Ye Xi in an instant. The corner of the eye is slightly lifted. There is a small tear mole on the left. The face is white without blood, but the eyes are bright. The smile on the corner of the lips has not subsided since waking up. Why vaguely revealed an evil meaning.

"Do you want anything in return, my life-saving benefactor?" The thief blinked happily.

Of course I want you! Ye Ximo silently looked at him from head to toe.

The thief pointed to his nose and smirked with a smirk: "It doesn't matter if I show my respect."

Why is this men's match so bad! Ye Xi stunned, and promised straightly: "Okay, let's just make a promise."

The thief who wanted to watch Xiaobaihuamei's young boy frown and fell into a mysterious silence: "..."

Ye Xi urged expectantly: "Then we go through a process, you and I will confess."

"Wait." The thief held his forehead and smiled helplessly. "Do you know who I am?"

Ye Xi hypocritically said, "I don't know."

The thief raised his eyebrows and introduced himself with a somewhat proud tone: "I am a thief who has been issued an s-class wanted order in thousands of countries. Do you know now?"

Ye Xixi opened her eyes wide enough, covered her mouth and exclaimed: "It's you!"

The thief's beautiful red agate-like eyes bent slightly and asked, "Are you afraid?"

"Not afraid." Ye Xi got a poke on the thief's arm and declared seriously, "And I dare to touch you."

The thief staggered and laughed, "Hahaha, interesting, who are you?"

So Ye Xi took out the set of rhetoric that was already familiar, and said it again, including self-introduction to the history of **** tears under house arrest, forced marriage, and how terrible the big master of the grandfather!

Unlike the other two men's men, when Ye Xi said that he was under house arrest by Huangfu x, the robber not only expressed no indignation at all, but also laughed without sympathy, praising Huangfu x and saying: "Hey, Guan Xiao Black House, Master Huangfu is a play. "

Ye Xi looked at him aggressively: "..."

This men's match is wrong!

However, if you want to come, a thief who has stolen all over the world must not be gentlemanly or sympathetic.

So Ye Xi swallowed back the set of "My childhood dream was to marry a mysterious and handsome robber".

"It turns out that this is the private island of Master Huangfu." The robber didn't know where to get a shiny metal medal in his hand, and the medal was flying up and down at a dazzling speed between his slender fingers. , Said with a smile, "I once stole a little thing from Huangfu's house. This young master of Huangfu posted a reward of up to 10 billion yuan to me in a private name and threatened to frustrate me ..."

Ye Xi curiously said, "What have you stolen?"

The thief spread his hands and looked bored: "Nothing, just a heirloom."

Ye Xi: "..."

"Hey, it's boring." The robber threw up and caught the glittering medal in his hand, boring, "The heirloom is stolen, and there is nothing good for Master Huangfu to me to steal."

Ye Xi's eyes turned and he wit said: "In fact, there is still another thing. If you steal it, you will surely kill Master Huangfu alive."

"Oh? What is it?"

Ye Xi mysteriously pointed to himself, and said, "Oh, his fiance, we will be married in a few days."

Obviously, this kind of menswear with a long-distant view of three perspectives has no way to use the strategy of showing weakness and selling cuteness, but can only follow the path of distortion.

"... You're right." The robber suddenly realized that he was touching his chin with one hand, his eyes glowed with a pervert, "I haven't stolen a living person."

Ye Xi hurriedly raised his hand: "Steal me, steal me!"

The thief laughed and clapped, "OK, I'll steal you this time."

The man also has a play. Ye Xi sighed in silence in his heart and asked, "But do you have a way to leave the island?"

"Well, that couldn't be easier." The robber chuckled. "As long as Master Huangfu leaves the island, I will leave the island."

Ye Xi: "He is on a helicopter."

Thief: "Then I'll take his helicopter."

Ye Xi: "..."

Very good, this is a great thief!

"But I have to find out where his plane is, how to start it, the remaining fuel, and the number of guards, guard equipment and rotation, it will take some time." The robber carefully counted the preparations before stealing the plane, a pair I was eager to try, "Oh, oh, Master Huangfu's baby and helicopter are stolen by me. I don't know if he will twist his nose this time."

Ye Xi ignited the wind and said, "That would definitely be crooked!"

"... By the way, I haven't asked you yet, how did you get to this island?" Although she didn't care and knew about it, Ye Xi thought that normal people should ask this question.

The thief's face was sore and painful: "I all blame the seafood marshal whose surname is Wan."

Ye Xi: "..."

Marshal seafood, alas.

Thief: "Originally, I mixed up with the luxurious cruise ship of King Louis X of King X a few days ago, and planned to find a chance to steal the crown that has been passed down for thousands of years on his head. After the seafood marshal, I did not know where he got the information, took a group of people to catch me on a cruise ship of Louis X. When he was so troubled, Louis X immediately increased the number of guards around him several times. I Seeing that the crown was not good enough, he stole the military medal of the Marshal of the Seafood, hahaha. "After the speech was finished, the thief threw the glittering medal that he had been holding in his hands for a while and then caught it in the air. , Said: "As the saying goes, thieves don't go empty."

Ye Xi recalled the crown as strong as a prince's head: "..."

Can't pull that thing at all! How to steal it!

So this thief, you should actually thank Marshal Seafood. If it wasn't for his appearance to suspend your plan to steal the crown, you would painfully find that there are more things you cannot steal in this world.

"But what does this have to do with your drifting to this island?" Ye Xi asked.

The thief hesitated, and seemed to think of something funny. Both shoulders trembled with laughter: "Have you ever heard of the seafood marshal? His body contains the power of the world. When he is angry, he There will be a large-scale tsunami in the surrounding sea ... because I stole his military medals, he was so angry that he sank all his warships and the prince's cruise ship! Hahahahaha! "

"Cough." Ye Xi's lips were slightly tilted, and she wanted to laugh very much, but she held back and covered her smile with a soft cough.

No wonder when the Marshal mentioned the cause of the shipwreck some vaguely, the original warship was upset by himself!

The robber glanced out the window and said with concern: "You are still out at this late hour, will the master Huangfu not be suspicious?"

"Yes, maybe he has sent people to search my whereabouts." Ye Xi said.

"It's amazing," said the robber, "then you're not going back?"

"I'll be back," Ye Xi asked, "would you like me to get you something to eat?"

The thief waved his hand smartly: "No, Master Huangfu eats whatever I eat."

It's really a thief!

So, twenty minutes later, Ye Xi, who had been struggling with the men's strategy, returned to the villa where Shen Xiulin lived. The giant house that was too big to see at the beginning and end was brightly lit and brilliant, like a luxury cruise ship floating in the night. At the door of the villa was Shen Xiulin, who stood upright, and his tall and handsome figure was outlined by backlight.

Thick grievances emanated from this good-looking figure. Shen Xiulin stared at Ye Xi who was approaching slowly from a distance. The moon was suddenly covered by dark clouds as the moon crooked, and the air was full of the impending rain .

Ye Xi was stared at the soft legs by Shen Xiulin's undisguised naked eyes, neither looking at him, nor looking at him, had to look at the sky for a while, look at the ground for a while, look at Shen Xiulin for a while, his eyes flickered, his eyes fluttered, looks Very guilty.

"Why is it so late? Do you know what time it is?" Shen Xiulin said in a cold tone, looking resentful, like a poor wife waiting for a **** husband at home to wait for the night to return.

"Uh ... I'm not walking around and accumulating twenty-four hours of free time." Ye Xi said pretentiously, like a scumbag who had fooled around with three mistresses and went home and lied that he had gone to work overtime .

I really don't want to tell President Shen that I'm going to attack the men's match! The atmosphere is too awkward!

"Oh? Walk around? Go to the middle of the night?" Shen Xiulin took a step forward, grabbed the cloth of Ye Xi's neckline, took him to his arms, let Ye Xi's entire body close to his body, and then lowered his head with his nose on the leaf Xi's neckline, neck fossa, auricles, and hair sniffed fiercely, like a wife who checked her husband for the smell of someone else's perfume.

However, Ye Xi doesn't have any perfume ...

Shen Xiulin smelled it again in disbelief, frowning: "How does it taste like steamed crab?"

Ye Xi: "..."

When I mention the marshal's steamed crab Ye Xi, I really want to cry!

"How could it be, you smelled it wrong, it must be the smell of the sea breeze." Ye Xi raised her chest, raised Shen Xiulin back with confidence, "Where do you want me to go for steamed crabs? And what do I sneak steamed crabs for, I can't eat."