Realms: Only I Traverse Through the Anime Multiverse

Chapter 034 My colleague's common sense is so strange

The Lot brothers smiled at each other, and they were all happy.

"I told you, brother Du Ming is still normal." The Lot brothers smiled with relief.

Harlot deliberately exaggerated and used the dragon, which is very different from humans, as an analogy to make Du Ming understand that two different species together is something that normal people would not do or think about.

It is also something that normal people cannot accept.

So far, the effect is very good.

"Yes, I can't be arbitrary about such a solemn matter as marriage." Du Ming's eyes were full of wisdom, all of which were smart words after careful consideration: "What if I didn't fall in love with her at first sight? I have to spend some time with her to know whether we are suitable for each other, don't you think?"

"————Ah?!"

Harold was anxious and shouted: "Du Ming, don't you have the common sense that you can't marry a dragon?"

"Huh, you don't have such common sense?" Du Ming was quite surprised and complained repeatedly: "Where did you get your common sense from? You were led astray by others!

"Any normal person will understand, regardless of wealth or poverty, age difference, religion or nationality, knowledge difference, body shape, past, or whether you are a human being.

"The most important thing is love!

"You two brothers, you haven't even heard of such simple common sense, right? I despise you."

Du Ming sighed repeatedly.

"What a weird theory... Wait! Let's not talk about whether what you said is common sense...! "Harlot was very upset: "Poverty, age, religion, ethnicity and even gender, I have heard a little bit of this kind of thing..."

"But where did you hear 'regardless of whether it is human or not'!" Harlot was so angry that he gasped and yelled: "Lot and I have never heard such an outrageous statement as yours!"

Du Ming looked down on him: "I have to say something to you too. This is common sense, right? Haven't your teachers and elders told you about it, brothers? Even if they haven't told you, you must have seen similar proverbs in your daily life and in books:

"If you love elves, catch the elves and take them home to get married!"

Harlot was so angry that he pointed his index finger at Du Ming repeatedly, and he couldn't say a word.

Lot looked at Du Ming with his mouth wide open, wondering why Du Ming's common sense was so different from theirs.

They had completely forgotten about the cat.

Basically, the so-called proverbs in Du Ming's mouth were very strange!

Not only did it sound like a criminal declaration, but it was also a cross-racial crime, which was too bad!

This is a serious crime that deserves to be tied up and burned to death!

Lot stammered and said tremblingly: "Brother Du Ming, people can't... at least they shouldn't, they shouldn't..."

Du Ming showed a sympathetic expression, patting Harlot with one hand and Lot with the other:

"It's not your fault. You must have started practicing martial arts since you were young. You often don't go out, so it's normal that you don't have a basic concept of some common sense."

"You have a problem!" Harlot almost vomited blood.

Before today, he didn't notice that Du Ming had any abnormality, and he didn't act strange when he talked to him.

Unexpectedly.

Unexpectedly, Du Ming was a person who regarded abnormality as normal.

"Forget it. I can't continue chatting with you two people who are isolated from the world and have no common sense." Du Ming turned his head to encourage Lotte:

"Lotte, I know why you rejected Maomao because of your outdated ideas. When are you going to meet Maomao formally next? You didn't give her a cold face when you video chatted with her, right?"

"No...no, that's not the case." Lotte unconsciously followed Du Ming's words: "But Maomao is very smart and can probably see my thoughts from my eyes."

"Then what are you still doing here?" Du Ming glared.

"I..." Lotte felt that his figure was getting smaller and smaller, and he couldn't say anything tough: "I just don't know how to talk to Maomao. I want to go to the gym... There I don't have to think about anything."

"Still in the gym!" Du Ming said sternly: "Go back and video chat with Maomao! Say you will marry her when you come back! See if she is willing to forgive you!"

"I...I...I..." Lotte was frightened by Du Ming's momentum and took a half step back, his eyes wet.

"Go now!"

"Yes, I'll go, I'll go now!" Lotte crawled and rolled back to his room.

He was dizzy.

After video chatting with Maomao and Maomao telling him that she was a cat demon, Lotte was in a daze.

When Harlot dragged him out and told him to go to the gym to calm down, his mind was in a mess and he couldn't think.

Until now, his mind was confused. What people, cats, he spoke all by instinct.

It was not until he was shocked by Du Ming's "common sense" that he recovered a little bit of thinking ability.

But this little thinking ability gradually collapsed in Du Ming's heavyweight words that seemed to make sense.

He did what Du Ming said in a daze.

When Lotte left, only Harlot and Du Ming were left.

Glancing at Lotte who returned to the room, Harlot looked back at Du Ming.

He was not the person involved, so he was very clear-headed. But there was no reason for him to be confused by Du Ming's unreasoning words.

"Brother Du Ming, let me ask you something." Harold smiled, as he always did.

"Whatever you want to say."

"If there really are dragons, elves, vampires, aliens and other strange non-human girls, brother, would you like them all?"

He hugged Du Ming's neck and laughed.

"Of course not." Du Ming looked at him speechlessly, "I'm not a pig who eats everything I see. This kind of thing is of course fate. Maybe I've been with him for half a year and we still can't like each other. Who knows."

Hallot also noticed Du Ming's strangeness. He laughed and didn't care, and asked the question he was most concerned about.

"Brother, I just want to ask you..." Harlot paused, a smile flashed in his eyes: "You just said that it was common sense... Brother, these common sense... Where did you hear it from... Oh, I learned it."

"My sister." Du Ming thought for a while.

"What, you have a sister?" Harlot was surprised.

Du understood at a glance: "Why are you surprised to have a sister... But, she's not my biological sister."

"So..." Harold smiled with a strange expression of confusion: "Is your sister a girl?"

"...Of course!" Du Ming glared: "She's already a sister, how can she not be a girl."

Harold still looked confused: "Is she a human?"

Du Ming's eyes twitched: "You can only talk like this in front of me. If you say this in front of my sister, she will chop you up."

"Haha, brother."

Harold patted Du Ming's shoulders fiercely, looking at Du Ming with envy and pity: "I am looking forward to your future brother. When you get married one day, you must invite me and Lotte. I must see what kind of wife you marry!

"I also want to see what kind of human your... sister is."

Du Ming scratched his head: "Uh, try my best, for sure."

He will also hold his wedding in the main world, unless he holds a wedding in the Dragon Ball world, which Harold should find difficult to see.

"Brother, take care in the future! "Harold patted Du Ming's chest lightly, sighed at Du Ming, shook his head and walked away.

Du Ming was confused and didn't understand.

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