"Hey~ Nana~"
Liu Yijie, who was always eavesdropping, leaned over to his girlfriend's ear and whispered: "You know what, Xiaonan looks innocent, but I didn't expect she's good at flirting~"
"Look at my brother Cheng, his face is red."
"That's right."
Liu Na, with a frown on her face, nodded seriously: "This little girl, you can't really tell at ordinary times~ She's actually a hidden high-level~"
"You can't say that~" Liu Yijie smiled: "I can only say that love makes people crazy~"
"P, are you crazy?"
Liu Na pursed her lips and rolled her eyes at him.
"I want to be crazy, but you also need to give me a chance to show it~"
"Okay~ I'll give you enough opportunities~ At 10 o'clock tonight, go to Xiaozhai Overpass and run naked for me."
Liu Yijie: "......."
......
No words along the way.
An hour later, the tourist bus arrived at the Terracotta Warriors Scenic Area.
After queuing up to buy tickets, several people followed the guide's explanation and toured the entire scenic area according to the standard procedures for foreign tourists.
Finally, they left a few classic tourist photos as the end of this trip.
"Hey~ Lao Liu, Jiang Shuai~"
After the visit and walking out of the scenic area, Liu Na, a local, suddenly suggested: "While it's still early, I know there is a Taoist temple nearby that is quite effective in asking for divination~ Do you want to go and have a look?"
"Is it early?"
Hearing this, Liu Yijie took out his mobile phone and looked at it: "It's not early, is it? It's almost 5 o'clock. Will there be no bus back to the city later?"
"I didn't ask you to talk... just shut up!"
Liu Na came up to the former, lowered her voice and scolded him coldly, and glared at him fiercely.
The 190+ iron bull was frightened and turned into a coward in seconds.
"I don't care, it's all right."
On the contrary, Jiang Cheng didn't doubt him and shrugged his shoulders indifferently.
Today is Saturday, and as usual, it is the time for the fat man and his wife to talk sweetly.
——Even if I go back to the dormitory, I will only continue to let my ears suffer from the fat man's disgusting love words.
"That's fine~"
Seeing that the two boys had no objection, Liu Na nodded: "Xiao Nan, you are also okay, right?"
"Xiao Nan?"
"Xiao Nan?!!"
"Ah? Here... Here!"
Not far away, Ling Ruonan, who was holding a digital camera with a silly smile on her face and indulging in the photo of herself and Jiang Cheng, suddenly realized and hurriedly shouted.
"Come here! What are you doing!"
Liu Na rushed over quickly and snatched the camera from Ling Ruonan's hand.
"Um~ my camera..."
"You little girl!"
Liu Na gritted her teeth and said, "The real person is right there, why are you always holding a camera and smiling foolishly?!"
"Let's go!"
"Where...where?"
The girl with the bun-haired head blinked in confusion.
"Oh my aunt!"
Liu Na turned her head slightly to look in the direction of Jiang Cheng, and said in a low voice, "Didn't you beg me to take you and Jiang Cheng to the Taoist temple to pray for marriage before!"
"Oh~oh!"
The four of them walked out of the scenic area along the trail and walked along a small road to the door of a Taoist temple.
"Oh, Zhapian Temple? This name is well chosen~ elegant~"
Looking up at the three big characters on the plaque in front of the door, Liu Yijie sighed leisurely.
Jiang Cheng beside him twitched his mouth.
How elegant is this?
Zhapian Temple...
Looking at the name, it doesn't look serious at all.
A few people walked in, stepped into the mountain gate and walked all the way inside, but didn't see a single person.
But they could vaguely hear the sound of TV playing.
—— Second Battalion Commander! Where's your fucking Italian gun? Pull it over to me!
......
——Fire!
——Fire!!
——Fire!!
Hearing the hoarse roar of Captain Li coming from the Taoist temple, everyone looked at each other in surprise.
Are you kidding me?
what are you doing?
It wasn't until they walked into the front hall that they saw a man in Taoist robes sitting on a cushion on one side.
He had a rat-like face and a fairy-like appearance.
To be honest, Jiang Cheng didn't understand how this guy could blend these two completely opposite styles so seamlessly.
"Ah~ All donors~"
When the Taoist priest saw Jiang Cheng and his group walking into the front hall, his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Welcome~"
"Hello, Taoist priest."
"Hello, hello~"
The Taoist priest stood up with a smile, waved his Taoist robe gracefully, and the TV screen that was playing sad music immediately went black.
"Excuse me, all donors..."
The Taoist priest doubledHe put his hands together and raised his long mustache slightly: "Are you here to donate?"
"What...?"
Everyone looked at each other again after hearing this.
What kind of Taoist temple is this? Why do you ask for money when you meet?
"Oh..."
The Taoist priest was a smart man. When he saw that he couldn't get any money, he quickly spoke to change the situation.
"——I know, you should all come to ask for divination?"
As he said this, he took out a jar of bamboo sticks from his back like a magic trick, and handed them to the table in front of everyone with a wink.
"Draw 20, interpret 100~ Please~"
"Fuck..."
Hearing this, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but frown, thinking that the name of this broken "Zhapian Temple" was not in vain.
Originally, he wanted to say something, but because Ling Ruonan and the other two were already happily taking divinations, he thought about it and gave up.
"Wow~ I got a great fortune!"
"Yeah! I got a great fortune too!"
"What a coincidence~ I got a great fortune too!"
Looking at the three people who got three great fortunes in a row, Jiang Cheng was stunned.
What the hell - this is too foolish, right?
Feeling dissatisfied, he pulled it casually.
Well, the bad fortune is coming.
"Ah... Jiang Cheng... your fortune...?"
Seeing the bad fortune in Jiang Cheng's hand, Ling Ruonan, who was originally quite excited, immediately felt a little disappointed.
"It's okay, Brother Cheng~" Liu Yijie on the side smiled carelessly: "Hurry up and let the master solve it for you~ Once it's solved, the bad luck will be gone~"
"This..."
Jiang Cheng thought about it, and looked at the master in front of him who seemed indifferent, but in fact, his triangular eyes kept looking at him.
"Okay, then I'll have to trouble you, Master~"
Thinking that it was only 100 yuan, Jiang Cheng casually took out a red note and slapped it on the table, saying lightly.
——It's not about whether it will change your luck or not, but I just want to see what the master has to say.
"Tsk tsk..."
The master took the 100-yuan note with a smile, stretched out his hand slightly, and motioned Jiang Cheng to come close to his ear.
Then his tongue moved slightly, and every word came out of his mouth.
"——The last bus back to the city is at 6:30... You can get a 20% discount for the homestay outside the scenic area if you tell me your name! This is all I can help you with! ——Remember, my name is Master Wang!"
Oh my god!
——I thought that this temple was not a proper name, but I didn't expect that this broken Taoist priest was even more improper!
......
After drawing the lot and seeing that it was getting dark, everyone got up and left immediately.
Ling Ruonan, who was walking slowly at the end, quietly took a small step back when everyone was not paying attention.
"Master..."
The girl with the bun-like hair asked quietly, "Well... I just want to ask you... If I have already booked a room... Can I still get a 20% discount if I mention your name?"
Master Wang: "..."
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