Rebirth 1989: My Unlucky Career

To be honest, the content of this advertisement is not really good-looking. However, it has a straightforward ability that allows people to know what it is doing without having to use their brains at all when watching it.

And more importantly, although the picture is not good-looking, it is very effective. Almost everyone who sees the advertisement suddenly has the desire to buy it.

At this time, at the house just now.

After the commercial ended, the little boy continued to cry and shout:

"I want to eat canned food, I want to eat canned food!"

Seeing her son rolling around and acting like a rogue, the mother couldn't help feeling helpless.

The father of the child on the side said:

"If the child wants to eat, let's buy it. It's not expensive at ten yuan anyway."

When the child's mother heard this, she shook her head solemnly:

"It's ten yuan. Not only is it not expensive, it's almost a bargain.

It is precisely because of this that I dare not buy it. After all, at this price, the possibility of buying genuine beef is too low."

The child's father pointed at the TV disapprovingly:

"Didn't I just say that I'll pay you 100 for a fake one, and 10,000 for a missing one? Hahahahaha."

The child’s mother pouted:

"Huh, that's just a theory. Do you really believe it?"

The child’s father nodded solemnly:

"Don't you understand this? What is shown on TV is different from what is said verbally. It has legal effect!

People say if it’s fake we’ll pay a hundred times, so if we find out it’s fake, we’ll pay a hundred times as much as if it’s true!”

After hearing this, the child’s mother then asked:

"Then it says that if you are short of a jin or a liang, you will be compensated 10,000 yuan. Do you really want to pay 10,000 yuan?"

"Well..."

The number of ten thousand times is really a bit big. After hearing this, the child's father didn't know whether to be sure or not sure.

Seeing this, the child's mother curled her lips:

"Look, you're not sure yourself, how can we buy it?"

The little boy on the side saw the current situation and hurriedly ran to his father, hugging his trouser legs, crying and shouting:

"Dad, I just want to eat braised beef."

Seeing this, the child's father smiled bitterly and said:

"Then buy it."

As he said that, the child's father looked at the child's mother:

"Isn't it mentioned above that it can be delivered with just a phone call, and you will only be paid after the goods are delivered.

If we find anything wrong, we will just return it."

After hearing this, the child's mother thought about it and realized that there was really nothing to lose, so she nodded and agreed to this statement.

Then, the child's mother picked up the phone and called.

"Hey, do you sell canned braised beef over there?"

"Yes, how much do you want?"

Hearing this, the child’s mother couldn’t help but ask:

"How much is the minimum you want to buy?"

In her opinion, it is normal to ask this question.

After all, the model of ordering by phone and delivering by hand seems a bit unworthy if you buy less.

She has already thought about it. If she is asked to buy a lot at once, she will not buy it.

But what she didn't expect was that after hearing this, the other end of the phone immediately replied:

"There is no quantity limit for this. If you buy one, we will deliver it to your door. If you buy a hundred, we will deliver it to your door."

Upon hearing this, the child’s mother immediately said:

"Then buy one and try it first."

There was no hesitation at all and he immediately agreed:

"No problem, I'll arrange it for you."

Then, the woman asked again:

"By the way, is this can really what you said? If it's fake, you'll get a hundred for it. If it's missing, you'll get ten thousand for it?"

Are you doing this for advertising effect?

It's okay, this is understandable, after all

It's an advertisement, I'm just asking.

If there is really any problem, you don’t really have to pay that much, just accept the return.”

As she said that, the woman couldn't help but press the hands-free button, and then turned her eyes to the man.

When the man heard the woman ask this question, he turned his ear over very curiously, ready to hear how the question was explained.

After hearing this question on the other end of the phone, he replied seriously:

"Ma'am, this is not our advertising gimmick, it is real.

After the canned food is delivered to you, you only need to open it and inspect it on the spot. Whether you find any quality problems or missing items, you can immediately ask us for compensation. The amount of compensation will be as stated in our advertisement.

Let’s formulate it.”

Hearing this, the woman smiled disapprovingly:

"If your product is really not good, it won't matter to me how much you pay. I can't eat one bad product, and I can't eat a hundred bad ones."

After hearing this, the other side immediately said:

"Madam, the compensation we are talking about does not mean compensation for the cans, but compensation in cash equal to the price of the cans."

Hearing this, the man and woman looked at each other and were shocked.

"You...you mean, if there is a quality problem with this can, you will compensate one hundred yuan, which means you will pay one thousand yuan?

If you are short of a pound or a pound, you will be compensated ten thousand yuan for the fake one, which is... one hundred thousand yuan???"

This number is really too scary, and women look in disbelief when they say it.

Hearing this, the person on the other end of the phone smiled slightly, and then said firmly:

"You are right, this is the compensation standard."

After a pause, the other end of the phone continued:

"However, if you are thinking about compensation, it is meaningless.

Because, the main reason why our compensation standard can be set so high is because we are almost certain that such a problem will not occur."

The woman said directly without even thinking:

"You said it yourself, it's almost certain, but you still can't be 100% certain.

If this is the case, then we may still encounter something like this."

The woman on the other end of the phone was dumbfounded by the woman's theory. Hearing this, he nodded and said:

"You are right. After all, according to Schrödinger's cat theory, before the can is opened, there is a 50-50 chance of whether it meets the specifications."

The woman nodded heavily.

At this time, a woman is like scratching a lottery ticket. Whether the canned braised beef is really delicious or not is no longer important. The focus now is whether she can find faults in it and win the grand prize.

Women make quick decisions:

"I don't want one, give me ten!"

Hearing this, the other end of the phone fell silent, and the child's father suddenly became anxious:

"Are you crazy? You want ten? That's a hundred dollars!"

The woman waved her hand to signal the man to stop talking, and then asked:

"Hey, is anyone else here?"

The other end of the phone replied:

"Yes, are you sure you want ten?"