Rebirth 2000, Ome school flower 18 years old

"You ask me, how do I know? Hurry up and look for it, and if you find it, change this bottle! Yuan Hua said in a low voice.

"That's right, leave him alone, replace it first!" Liu Mubai nodded, and the two began to rummage through the snack bags on the bench for Jianlibao.

But they rummaged through the bags, but did not find another bottle of Jianlibao.

"What are you two guys doing?"

Suddenly, a cold voice sounded behind the two!

Liu Mubai was startled by Yi Feng's sudden voice, quickly turned around, and said embarrassed: "Oh, Yi Feng is here, I, I see that I bought a lot of snacks, so just..."

"Yi Feng, don't misunderstand, we just saw a big rat here, and it got into your snack bag, Mu Bai and I quickly helped you drive the mouse away!" It's true! Yuan Hua coughed dryly, and said seriously.

When Liu Mubai heard this, he immediately echoed: "Ah, yes, I'm just helping you catch mice, and you have to thank us!"

Yi Feng glanced at the two, chuckled, and asked, "Really?

Liu Mubai nodded heavily and said, "Of course it's true, do you look at my simple eyes, like the kind of person who can lie?"

Yi Feng pointed to the Jianlibao in his hand and sneered, "Who are you fooling?" So what are you doing with my drink? "

Ahem, I, I, I, you know, I haven't been back from abroad not long ago, and I haven't drunk Jianlibao, so, so I tasted it lightly, but don't worry, I drank it with my head up, so I drank it, and now I give it back to you ha!" Liu Mubai took a long time, took a deep breath halfway before calming down and putting Jianlibao down.

Yi Feng's face suddenly looked a little strange, "Are you okay after drinking?" I thought you were going to do something in the drink, but it seems that I may have been overthinking.

Liu Mubai: "??? Yuan

Hua: "!!

"What?!" The two shouted in unison.

Liu Mubai's face turned pale, and he hurriedly asked: "This, this bottle is a gift you got?" When

Yi Feng saw that the faces of the two changed drastically, he felt that something was wrong, and asked, "Yes, it won't be inside... Is there really something?

"Impossible! What about the logo above? Liu Mubai's heart rose with a hint of displeasure.

"Oh, that little black dot on the lid, I wiped it off." Yi Feng replied with a smile.

These words were like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, directly slashing at Liu Mubai's head, making his whole person stunned.

That means ... What I just drank was the bottle that was drugged!

Groove!

Suddenly, Liu Mubai suddenly felt a tumble in his abdomen, and felt that the medicine had taken effect!

There is a moist soaring feeling as if it is about to shoot out!

"Groove! Finished! I got the trick!

Yuan Hua hurriedly soothed: "It's okay, he also got recruited!" Comrade Liu, your sacrifice is worth it!

Liu Mubai: "??? "

Groove! Dare to love Yuan Hua, this old boy is a fisherman!

I seem to have been tricked!

Yi Feng suddenly spread his hands and said with a smile: "I drank it, but I spit it out."

"It's just you who drank it yourself."

"Oh, so there's a laxative in it, right? It's shameless!

Yi Feng righteously rebuked the two, "How could you be so shameless that you would think of such a shameless means of drugging in a drink?" It's really shameful! Obscene! "

It's too much!"

"How can there be such a thing as you in this harmonious society, shameless people?"

"You are a cancer of society!"

Wang Tie next to him felt very good when he heard this, but he always felt a little strange.

Liu Mubai and Yuan Hua are now completely stunned.

"Ah?!!"

"You didn't drink it?!"

Yuan Hua then patted Liu Mubai's shoulder and said with regret: "Mubai, our plan has failed, you... Hurry up and find a toilet.

As soon as the words fell, Liu Mubai's stomach made a violent "cooing" sound, and he felt that his stomach had begun to turn over.

Liu Mubai clamped his butt, his face turned pale instantly, and he turned his head and ran.

"Yi Feng! I'm at odds with you! He

farted while running, especially loudly, and the back of his pants was soaked, attracting the attention of people around him.

"Hmm?! It stinks! This guy seems to be out of thin sluggishness! "I don't know who shouted, which attracted more people to watch.

"Groove! It's true! This guy is out of thin air!

"Stinks to death! Who is this person?!

"It seems to be the freshman who transferred from the school, surnamed Willow, Nima, his pants are wet!" It's disgusting! "

Gag! It stinks, I'm about to throw up!! Many

people around him talked about him and pointed fingers.

Liu Mubai's face was red and white, and he felt panicked, and he couldn't wait to find a seam to drill into it immediately!

It's a shame!

Seeing this, Yuan Hua silently followed in the other direction, not daring to get too close to him, lest he also die

... After a while, the figures of the two had disappeared into the crowd.

Wang Tie shook his head and sighed: "Gee, it's really humiliating, if I... I will definitely transfer schools tomorrow..."

"But this is also his own fault, it is really self-inflicted, and he can't live!"

"Liu Mubai actually played this method, he definitely didn't know that Brother Feng was still his grandmaster!"

"What is this called, this is called playing an axe in front of Lu Ban, not measuring his strength, the idiom is called Banmen getting an axe."

Yi Feng glanced at him in surprise and said, "Lie down!" Okay, Tiezi, it's only been a few days since your idiom grows!

Wang Tie was embarrassed by the praise, scratched his head and said: "Hehe, recently I have evil supplements, evil tonic idioms." "

......

On the other side, Liu Mubai covered his butt and ran wildly, heading straight to the toilet outside the arena.

At this time, there was already a long line at the door of the toilet, and many people were waiting to go to the toilet, especially the men's toilet.

Liu Mubai didn't care about cutting in directly and rushing in.

But as soon as he rushed in, he was grabbed by a middle-aged man from the Academic Affairs Office and stopped him outside.

"Hey! What are you doing?

Liu Mubai's face turned purple at this time, and he hurriedly panicked: "Uncle! Let me in, I, I can't hold back!

"Go, go to other places, I don't know who did this men's toilet, I actually stuffed a bunch of toilet paper and wood in it, I am arranging for someone to pass it!"

"Don't let me know who made it, Lao Tzu didn't kill him, so that Lao Tzu would come to the toilet in the middle of the night!" Wow! The middle-aged uncle scolded.

When Liu Mubai heard this, he remembered...

The toilet has been blocked by itself!

Yikes!

At this moment, he felt despair....

What made him desperate the most was that he couldn't hold it anymore!

Forget it, first go find a place where no one is to solve it!

He turned his head and walked out of the toilet, and as soon as he got out of the toilet, he was stopped by two young men wearing glasses.

"I said you are too unqualified! It's still a student of Nanhua Institute of Technology, and it is simply insulting to Nanhua's face to do such a thing as cutting the queue! A student with black-framed glasses scolded solemnly.

"I, I don't have time to talk to you!" Liu Mubai was too lazy to pay attention to him and wanted to rush out, but he was stopped to death.

"Well, I said why can't you listen to advice?"

"Huh? What smells so bad? It stinks! The glasses young man smelled the smell and quickly covered his nose.

The others also smelled the smell and covered their mouths and noses, but their eyes were focused on Liu Mubai, and it was obvious that the smell came from Liu Mubai's body.

At this time, Yuan Hua arrived quickly, smiled at everyone, and apologized: "I'm really sorry, my junior is in a hurry, I hope you don't mind."

After that, Yuan Hua whispered in Liu Mubai's ear; Let's go and find a random place to solve it first!

But Liu Mubai was already dead at the moment, expressionless and frozen in place.

Yuan Hua saw his expression, suddenly felt bad, and looked down again.

"I wipe!"

"Ahem, students, I, I'm not very familiar with him."