Rebirth 2000, Ome school flower 18 years old

"Yi Shao, did the cockroach fly into your room?"

"Don't be afraid, don't panic, let me shoot it to death!"

Gu Muxi shouted repeatedly, and then turned around and left the room with a cigarette.

Yi Feng pulled the corners of his mouth, this little nizi is still so "pampered" the little creature!

He still remembers when he was about six or seven years old, a group of children were digging in the mud in the community, and suddenly a caterpillar fell from the tree, frightening the other children into tears and running away.

Only Gu Muxi curiously poked it with a stick, and picked it up for everyone to show.

She said in a milky voice: "What is there to be afraid of?" "

At that time, she also brought the caterpillar home to play, but later wanted to try the ductility of the caterpillar, and accidentally tore it in two....

Later, he also did a variety of daring behaviors, including but not limited to, burning cockroaches, pouring ants with hot water, and pricking flies.

After a while, there was a knock at the door.

Yi Feng went to open the door, and Gu Muxi ran into the house with a cigarette, "Where is it?" Where are the cockroaches?

"I'm ready!"

She raised the slippers she grabbed in her hand, which was definitely a sharp weapon for the other party's cockroach.

"It should still be in the room, Lord Inspector, I will ask you next." Yi Feng said with a smile.

"Don't worry, little fengzi, lead the way ahead, let me clean it up!" Gu Muxi said arrogantly.

The two returned to the room and found two cockroaches lying motionless on the wall, seemingly not afraid of people at all.

This is actually the characteristics of the Guangshi cockroach, the American cockroach, they can fly, and they are not afraid of people, not afraid of light, and dare to act during the day.

For such pests, everyone has to blame.

Gu Muxi's eyes narrowed, slowly lifted the slippers, and tiptoed over.

When the distance was only about one meter, she stopped and suddenly threw out the slippers in her hand!

The action was clean, fast and fast, and I saw that the slippers hit a cockroach on the wall with precision like a dark weapon!

"Snap!"

The slippers slapped it flat at once, and the cockroach corpse fell with the slippers.

Yi Feng was stunned by this scene and was dumbfounded.

Groove! That's a lot of awesome!

Humanoid weapons!

However, the other cockroach continued to climb against the wall in passive fright, shivering in the corner of the ceiling.

Gu Muxi glanced at it, and her eyebrows wrinkled slightly: "This guy is quite smart, and he knows how to climb into the corner."

"It's not good to fly shoes now."

If it doesn't hit, it may be allowed to climb outside the window.

What to do now?

Gu Muxi touched his chin, thought for a moment, and suddenly turned to Yi Feng and said, "Xiao Fengzi, you help me." "

Huh? I? How can I help you? Yi Feng pointed to himself and asked suspiciously.

"I'm not tall enough, you hold me and hold me up!" Gu Muxi gave him a blank look.

"Ah, this..." Yi

Feng glanced at Gu Muxi who was wearing a loose nightdress, and the two white and slender jade legs under the skirt were very eye-catching.

Boom....

He swallowed his saliva and smiled: "Okay, I'm more than happy to help!"

Gu Muxi didn't look at him either, and his attention was all on the remaining cockroach.

She walked under the wall and whispered, "I'm ready, you have to hold it up later!" "

Is your strength okay?"

Yi Feng patted his chest, "Don't worry, no problem!"

"Okay, let's go!" Gu Muxi said positively.

Yi Feng stood behind her, his hands on her little man's waist.

At the moment of contact, Yi Feng understood that her waist was really thin!

And...... Soft and feels extremely good.

Yi Feng subconsciously pinched.

Gu Muxi felt the strange hand on his waist, as if there was a trace of electricity flowing, his cheeks were red, and he glared back at him.

"What are you doing! Tickle me again, this girl won't help you fight cockroaches, let you spend the night with cockroaches! "

Ahem, get used to it." Yi Feng smiled awkwardly.

Gu Muxi retracted his thoughts, "You must hold it up later!" "

“3！"

“2！"

“1！"

Gu Muxi counted down, then inhaled, and with the strength of Yi Feng's hands, her whole person was lifted.

Yi Feng used the strength of breastfeeding to lift her up, and suddenly found that she was quite light, should be less than 90 pounds?

But even so, his hands were shaking, and he felt that he could not last long.

"Gu Muxi, hurry up!"

"Yi Shao, you have to hold on! Don't vent, drain your strength!

"I don't want to either, who made you fat!"

"Nope! That's you virtual! Gu

Muxi's long hand was barely able to hold on, and he slapped hard.

"Snap!"

The remaining cockroach was also flattened.

"Aha! Get! Gu Muxi shouted happily.

But Yi Feng's arms could no longer support it, and he stepped back again and again and fell on the bed.

His hands let go, and Gu Muxi also fell down and smashed on him.

"Bang!"

"Crunch!"

The bed board let out a wail.

Yi Feng not only fell on the bed, but was also pressed on his stomach by Gu Muxi, and almost vomited out all that he ate tonight.

"Yi Shao, you, are you okay?" Gu Muxi turned his head and asked with concern.

Yi Feng's face turned purple, and he spoke weakly: "You, can you come down first and then talk?"

Gu Muxi only noticed at this time that she was sitting on him, laughed dryly, and quickly stood up.

"It's all to blame for not holding on yourself, but you can't rely on me!"

Yi Feng slowed down and laughed, "It's not that you ate too much?" Definitely fat again!

Gu Muxi: "(╬ ̄皿 ̄)!!

"Stinky Yi Feng, dare to say I'm fat? I see you're tired and crooked!

Gu Muxi grabbed his leg with one hand, and then twisted it back.

"Whoosh!"

Yi Feng's whole person was turned over, and one leg was firmly restrained by Gu Muxi.

"Loose, let go, murder your husband!"

Gu Muxi's cheeks were hot, and he took a sip, "Bah, shit husband, don't face!"

But she let go of his legs.

Stinky Yi Feng, dare to say that I am fat?

Is this called fat, old lady?

Obviously the standard body is good!

"Okay, you can take care of the corpse yourself, I'll go back to sleep!" Gu Muxi waved his hand, picked up the slippers and left.

"Hey, Gu Muxi, can't you dispose of the corpse by the way? Take them away! Yi Feng got up and shouted.

Gu Muxi carried his hands behind his back and turned around, looking like a lonely master.

"I, this girl, just kill and bury!"

After speaking, he walked out of the room without looking back.

Yi Feng smiled dumbly, this nizi can really pretend!

Forget it, it's better to clean up yourself!

Yi Feng used a broom to sweep away the cockroach corpse and then went to wash.

When he washed up, he saw that the lights in Gu Muxi's room had been extinguished.

This girl fell asleep?

Yi Feng closed the curtains, turned on the computer, and prepared to continue the liver antivirus software.

As soon as I hung up the button, I found that Gu Muxi's trumpet was online.

"Good guy, it turns out that the lights are turned off and the computer is secretly playing!"

"Didi Didi-"

Mizuki Fenghua sent a message.

Yi Feng opened it and took a look.

Mizuki Fenghua: "Hey, Kaede, let me tell you a horror story, I saw it in the end of the world."

Kaede: "What?"

Mizuki Fenghua: "Once upon a time, a scholar met a woman from a good family on the road, and the scholar secretly said that this woman was really fat.

Kaede: "And then?"

Mizuki Fenghua: "Then he was killed." Yi

Feng: "..."