Chapter 109 Half-Twins

The fat dad said: "You only know how to eat every day. You can get me a reward someday. I don't expect a high reward, just a reward for being a good kid in your school. Then even if you eat dragon liver, phoenix gallbladder, I will

I’ll get them all for you.”

As soon as I heard this, I knew that this fat son was a naughty kid.

"Tch~" the fat son said with obvious disdain: "Dad, you can't deceive a three-year-old child, but you still have the liver of a dragon and the courage of a phoenix. You haven't even seen what a dragon looks like or what a phoenix looks like, so why not

If you want to get the dragon liver, phoenix gallbladder, don't say you can't find the dragon or phoenix, even if you find it, they are auspicious animals flying in the sky. You, a stupid mortal, can go up to the sky to catch them, so don't be kidding."

What the fat son said was so interesting that Xie Jingyan almost laughed when he heard it.

"This is a metaphor. Do you know what a metaphor is? It's just an analogy. Look at the good news in yesterday's news. Our Xifu participated in the national primary school student competition this time and won one first prize and two second prizes. I also

I don’t expect you to win the first or second prize. You can find me a good boy in the school to award a good student.” Fat dad looked like he hated iron.

"Dad, it's more realistic for you to dream. Don't think about it. I just followed you with my sweet potato brain. My mother told you that you didn't do well in school when you were a child, so I followed you, so it won't get better."

The fat son looked unconcerned.

The radar on the side was young after all, and burst out laughing when he heard it.

Lei Yi glanced at Radar, then stuffed a bun directly into Radar's mouth.

Radar almost choked on the bun: "Brother, are you my brother? You want to murder my brother." After finally swallowing the bun, Radar expressed his dissatisfaction.

"Concentrate on eating your breakfast." Lei Yi said.

Seeing this, Luo Jinlian hurriedly said: "The radar is quite good."

In Luo Jinlian's eyes, Lida looks well-behaved, so she thinks Lida is really well-behaved.

Lei Yi looked easy to talk to: "Auntie, don't go to him. This kid was abducted because of his mischief. My uncle and aunt, let him play in the yard and don't go out of the yard. There are traffickers recently.

As a result, he didn't listen. Not only didn't he listen, but when he heard someone outside saying he wanted some candy, he went out directly. It would be strange if he didn't get abducted."

Xie Jingyan also heard about this for the first time. He took a look at the radar and realized that the relationship was all caused by this kid himself.

After hearing this, Luo Jinlian looked at Radar with disapproval: "Your parents are also doing it for your own good. If you don't listen to your parents, you will suffer a loss this time."

"No, even though I was abducted, I got to know the young lady. If I hadn't been abducted, how could I have known the young lady." Radar retorted unconvinced.

"You are so self-righteous." Lei Yi directly tapped the radar with his finger: "Anyway, you are here with me and I am too lazy to talk to you. Your parents will come at noon. You can explain to them yourself."

Radar instantly looked depressed: "Brother, I don't think I'm your biological brother."

"You are my cousin, so naturally you are not a biological brother. We can only be regarded as half-brothers."

"Brother, don't you feel a pang of conscience if you bully your brother like this?"

"No, I think you want your butt to be hurt, so you deserve a spanking." Lei Yi said this without feeling any guilt at all.

"Brother, you don't love me anymore."

"Well, I think you are a troublemaker."

The conversation between the two brothers made Xie Jingyan laugh out loud: "Stop talking. Besides, I can't even have breakfast. Are you here to have breakfast with me, or do you not want me to have breakfast?"

"Little sister, this is wrong for you." The fat son at the next table bit his bun.

"I'm not right, what's wrong with me." Xie Jingyan asked funnyly.

"Your little brother is so cute. It's wrong for you to bully him. I want to punish you on behalf of the hero." The fat son said seriously.

"Why didn't you say that you represent the moon to punish us?" Xie Jingyan blurted out.

"Ahem." Lei Yi coughed and reminded: "There is no Moon Princess yet."

Others don't understand these four words "Moon Princess", but Xie Jingyan understands, yes, there is no Sailor Moon yet.

"What Moon Princess?" The fat son's attention was indeed drawn away.

"A character in a fairy tale shouts every day to kill you on behalf of the moon." Xie Jingyan made a nonsense statement.

"I'm a man, how can I be a princess? Of course I am the supreme hero." The fat son straightened his chest and looked like a hero.

When the fat father saw his son like this, he felt very shameless and hit his fat son on the head directly: "Hurry up and have breakfast, little hero. After that, I will take you to your grandma's house."

"Dad, don't you feel heartbroken if you abandon me like this? You adults don't understand the fragile hearts of us children."

"That's right." Radar nodded in agreement, looking concerned: "You say too much. Today's adults are too much and don't understand the bitterness of us as children at all."

"Isn't it?" The fat son felt that he had found a soulmate: "Brother, let's make friends, or we can become sworn brothers. My name is Li Dong, and I am six years old this year."

"My name is Radar, and I am also six years old this year." Radar said.

"Then let's compare birthdays. I was born in May."

"I was also born in May. I was born on May 15th. I remember it very well." Lei Da said hurriedly.

"What a coincidence. My birthday is also May 15th. Brother, we can't be half-twin brothers." Li Dong said like a brother, I finally found you.

Radar couldn't have imagined such a coincidence: "Really, when you say that, it's really possible that we are half-twin brothers."

"What nonsense?" Lei Yi and Li's father patted the two little guys at the same time.

"They are half-twins. Where did they learn all these messy knowledge points?" Lei Yi frowned slightly, looking very disappointed: "I asked you to study hard, but you actually read it to me like this."

"Studying? Brother, you are my brother, right? How can I, a kindergarten student, study? In addition to playing games every day, I eat snacks and study." Radar looked frightened.

"Listening to your words, I feel that you are well organized. I think you are ready to enter the first grade. When I see my second uncle and aunt at noon, I will remind them that you should go to school." Lei Yi said coldly.

"Brother, dear brother, I don't want you to be so unkind to your brother. You have to be a genius yourself. Your brother and I are just a mediocre and useless person." Leda expressed his unwillingness to go to school.

(End of chapter)

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