Chapter 59 I’ll hit you if I hit you

"Cough cough cough..."

Yan Zhongliang choked on the cigarette and coughed violently.

Yan Zhongliang has lived a lifetime and has been smoking for most of his life. Coughing and phlegm are common occurrences.

"Oh, Zuzu, please slow down."

Before Yan Yunxi could speak, Yan Qianqian was in the lead and was being carried by Yan Zhongliang.

Yan Zhongliang looked up at Yan Qianqian and said, "Yeah."

Yan Qianqian's eyebrows were raised with joy, and she was so proud that she twitched the corners of her mouth and raised her eyebrows at Yan Yunxi.

Yan Yunxi: "The villain succeeds."

Yan Yunxi turned back to the house and poured hot water from the hot water bottle.

Yan Yunxi took the chicken from Chen Meifen's hand, put the chicken's head down and its butt up, blew open the chicken's butt, and showed it in front of everyone: "You said your chicken has never laid eggs, but everyone, look, this chicken's butt is

Round, anyone who has raised chickens knows that the butt of a chicken that has not laid eggs is oval, and the color of this chicken’s butt is white, which means it is a chicken that has laid eggs.”

Yan Yunxi explained: "My chickens are old hens that lay eggs. In order to entertain these two friends who often help me, I exchanged my chickens for chickens from my ancestors' family. My uncle recently bought them from the market.

A batch of chickens that haven’t laid eggs yet, Zuzu said they

I want to eat eggs, and I need an unordered chicken to entertain guests, so we negotiated an exchange. I eat his chicken, and he eats the eggs from my chickens that lay eggs, so the chicken I just ate

It’s Zuzu’s chicken, and the number on its foot is twenty.”

Chen Meifen defended: "The chicken you ate just now is mine, but this one is certainly not, and the tags on the feet cannot be removed."

Chen Meifen had a dark face, but everyone burst into laughter.

Yan Qianqian glared at her grandmother, saying that Chen Meifen had made her embarrassed in front of Gu Ye, and Yan Qianqian stomped home angrily.

Yan Yunxi dug out the chicken logo from the chicken feathers and rinsed it under the tap. The brand number that appeared was exactly twenty.

"Chen Meifen, you said this is your chicken, you are just talking nonsense, and there is no mark on the chicken's feet." Yan Yunxi put the chicken back into the cage.

Yan Qianqian glanced at her grandmother, and Chen Meifen lowered her head with guilt.

"Qianqian, wait for me." Chen Meifen thought and chased Yan Qianqian away from this place.

Yan Yunxi stopped at the gate: "Wait a minute, you just want to run away after just slandering others?"

"Originally it was you who ate my chicken, and now you are still making excuses." Chen Meifen felt even more guilty. After being analyzed by Yan Yunxi, she was obviously at a disadvantage.

"Bang bang" Yan Yunxi slapped Chen Meifen twice on the face, "I'll hit you as long as I want, no need to choose a day, and you asked me to hit you, I'm just fulfilling your request."

"Isn't this the chicken you were talking about? The color, the comb head."

Hearing Yan Zhongliang call her, Chen Meifen nodded and bowed in response: "Hey, Third Master, I'm here."

"Come on, Zuzu, drink some water to moisten your throat."

Yan Zhongliang patted Yan Yunxi and said dotingly: "Okay, our Xiaoyun is still considerate."

Yan Qianqian saw that Yan Zhongliang's attitude towards Yan Yunxi was obviously better than that towards her. Suddenly, Yan Qianqian pouted and said coquettishly: "Zuzu, isn't Qianqian good?"

Yan Qianqian originally wanted to compete for favor, but she didn't expect to be lectured by Yan Zhongliang. She ran to Gu Ye for comfort, but Gu Ye avoided him.

Chen Meifen: "Ah, here's the thing. I fed my chickens this morning, but in the afternoon my chickens disappeared. I saw Yunxi was eating chickens at home, so I wanted to come over and ask if there were any.

When I saw my chickens, I happened to see her chickens that were the same color as mine, so I mistakenly thought she caught the wrong ones."

Chen Meifen whispered softly.

Yan Yunxi: "It's not that I'm observing carefully, it's that you don't have any brains, just eat chicken when you eat chicken, and throw chicken feathers in your home without quality. No normal person would do such an immoral thing.

"

Yan Zhongliang: "Stop making trouble. He is such a big man and is not old enough to eat sweets. He acts coquettishly at every turn. Don't be disgusting."

A voice sounded from the crowd, and Chen Meifen's heart tightened, and she felt a little guilty. She didn't want to admit it, but then she thought about it, and she admitted it and could get a chicken back, so that was fine.

Yan Yunxi continued: "You said you don't remember, but you insist that the chicken our family eats is your chicken. Why are you so sure? Could it be that you are just talking nonsense and slandering others."

"What do you want to do? Do you want to hit me, an old man again? Come on, hit me, hit me." Chen Meifen put her face close to Yan Yunxi. She expected that there were so many people, and Yan Yunxi didn't dare to do anything to her.

Chickens that lay eggs are not meant for human consumption. How could a chicken that was bought specifically for food lay eggs?

After learning the truth, everyone started talking again.

"How could there be such a stupid person asking others to beat her, hahaha..."

Yan Qianqian:??She doesn’t even know about eating chicken!

Yan Qianqian still tried her best to defend Chen Meifen: "You observe our family so carefully, what is your purpose?"

Yan Zhongliang: "I heard Xiaoyun say that you think Xiaoyun stole your chicken?"

Yan Yunxi: "Huh, I'm talking nonsense. It's your mother-in-law and grandson who are blackmailing people. When your family had a banquet, there was only one chicken left. Two days ago, your family secretly killed that chicken, and the chicken feathers were still there.

They are littered next to the fence in my vegetable garden. Do you want me to take you to see them so that you can give up?"

Yan Zhongliang is the grandfather of Yan Guoqiang and Yan Guoqing. Chen Meifen followed Yan Guoqing's name and called Yan Zhongliang the third master.

"Yes, yes, it's my chicken."

"You don't match your preface with what you say, and you say yes and no again. Do you remember the number tied to the feet of your chickens?"

"As far as I can tell Third Master, it's not there yet."

Yan Yunxi: Okay, since it’s okay to admit it, I’m afraid she won’t admit it.

"Have your chickens laid eggs?" Yan Zhongliang did not directly explain whether Yan Yunxi caught the wrong one or not, but continued to ask.

Chen Meifen pretended to observe seriously.

Yan Qianqian snatched the number from Yan Yunxi's hand and threw it on the ground, "You are talking nonsense."

"I don't remember. How can I remember that thing when I'm old?" Chen Meifen defended.

Yan Zhongliang calmed down and spoke slowly: "My mother-in-law..."

"Look, does this chicken look like yours?" Yan Zhongliang asked Yan Yunxi to bring the chicken he just brought to Chen Meifen for her to identify.

"Yes, yes, it's the first time I've seen him. I've learned a lot."

"Grandma Yan Qianqian is probably not an old fool anymore. She ate her own chicken a long time ago, and now she smells the smell and comes here to accuse others of eating her chicken."

The onlookers were all talking, and Chen Meifen covered her face and ran home in shame.

(End of chapter)

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