rebirth against the times
Chapter 233 The Fighting Woman Cao An is Destroyed
The girl seemed to be aware of the embarrassment, so she hurriedly finished the food on the table and left in a hurry with the boy. Before leaving, she did not forget to take away the bag of chips that the boy had not finished eating.
At this time, Bai Shuo and the others also became lively.
Cao An started to comment on the girl just now, saying that such a girl is innocent, cute, and a typical foodie without any scheming, but it is certain that the girl has not been in love yet.
When people asked why, Cao An said that generally girls who have been in love will pay more attention to spiritual satisfaction, instead of just focusing on appetite. And girls who have been in love tend to pay attention to their figure and their image in front of boys, and will not be so careless.
Eat with scruples.
As he got excited, Cao An began to share his ideas on concubinage, including some practical experiences. Many classic cases astonished Bai Shuo and others.
Kevin is a typical man in science and engineering. He couldn't help praising Cao Any for having seen countless women and having rich experience. He said that although he was older, he had no experience in this field.
Cao An said seriously: "Kevin, as the saying goes, brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Having more women or less is nothing. You should be glad that you have so many good brothers. This is the most valuable wealth..."
Kevin laughed at himself: "Haha, so I've been running around naked for nearly thirty years..."
Finally, Cao An sighed and said: "Okay, Lao Cao, all my experience over the years is here. No thanks for taking it away. I hope it will be helpful to you in the future... Haha."
Liang Ying took a sip of the drink and said calmly: "Well, it is indeed breathtaking. But... I may not be able to use it. Usually the girls take the initiative to come over. I just have to choose to refuse or not...
"
Cao An was immediately confused. Indeed, with Liang Ying's appearance and family background, there was no need to go out of her way to pursue a girl. Unexpectedly, after talking for a long time, the clown turned out to be him.
Before Bai Shuo had time to laugh at Cao An, a crisp laughter came from beside him.
"Haha, some people are self-righteous and think how well they understand girls and how powerful they are, but it turns out they are nothing but bullshit in the eyes of others..."
Xun Sheng looked around and saw two girls sitting at a table on the other side. The girl who just spoke was dressed in mature and sexy clothes, with a proud figure and heavy makeup on her face, but she still couldn't hide her childish look.
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Cao An was scolded by a little girl and looked very unconvinced. He looked at her coldly.
"Huh! He's dressed very maturely. It turns out he's just a baby bird. What are you yelling about here?" Cao An saw that the other person was not old and must be a student in this school.
The girl felt Cao An's malicious gaze and rebuked a little shyly: "What are you looking at everywhere? I can tell you, when looking at beautiful women, if you look higher, you are appreciative, if you look lower, you are a gangster."
Cao An was very unconvinced: "Oh, how do you know where I am looking? Did my fiery gaze burn you somewhere?"
"Haha, the fat man has met his opponent. It's going to be a good show." Bai Shuo and others realized that the girl next to them was not simple. She seemed to be able to compete with Cao An, so they all watched the battle with great interest.
The girl suddenly stood up, faced Cao An's gaze and walked to Cao An. Then she stretched her body and turned around. Due to the low-cut clothes she was wearing, a pair of "suckling pigs" were half exposed and dangling in front of Cao An.
."Is there any cover? Let's take a look. Take a look at whatever you want..."
In front of the girl's bold move, Cao An felt a little uncomfortable and murmured: "Don't make me sound like a pervert. In fact, I'm quite serious."
The girl smiled contemptuously: "There are two types of men, one is lustful and the other is very lustful. Which one are you?"
Cao An also showed no sign of weakness: "Women are also divided into two categories. One is pretending to be pure, and the other is pretending to be impure. Which category do you belong to?"
The girl raised her head and said disdainfully: "You have been looking at me for a long time just now. Which category do you think I belong to?"
Cao An looked at the girl again: "Haha, it seems that you pay great attention to your clothes and dress yourself up to be quite mature, but in fact you are not very old, right?"
The girl touched her sleeves with her hand and said, "What's the use of dressing up? Girls buy lots and lots of beautiful clothes just to attract boys' attention, but what you men want to see is without clothes."
A girl, isn't she?"
Cao An was a little at a loss by the girl's directness: "Ahem...don't call us men so superficial. In fact, at least I pay more attention to inner beauty..."
"Come on, when you men talk about inner beauty, you mean what's inside your bra, not your heart." The girl said disdainfully.
"Hmm... Ahem... Hmm..." Bai Shuo and the others were already shocked by the girl's bold behavior and shocking words. They were trying hard to hold back their laughter, for fear that they would start the war if they spoke out.
On oneself.
"There are many beautiful faces, but interesting souls are hard to find. Girls should pay more attention to their inner cultivation, such as conversation..." Cao An retorted, implying that girls' words are too direct and explicit.
The girl didn't show any weakness and immediately said, "You really pay attention to your inner self. You have a wide heart and a fat body. You probably have a lot of colorful intestines in your belly. You don't know how to exercise more."
When Cao An heard that the other party was talking about his figure, he immediately became angry: "You have a pretty good figure. I wonder what kind of exercise you usually like to do?"
Cao An's words are obviously full of hostility, as he links a good figure with "doing sports". No girl can stand the ambiguity and easy associations in this.
"What the fat man said..." "It seems that he is also angry..." "Haha, wait for the storm." Bai Shuo and others discussed in low voices.
To everyone's surprise, the girl not only didn't look angry, but actually moved closer to Cao An, with half of her breasts almost touching Cao An. "Sustaining life depends on movement, and creating life also depends on movement. The difference is -
—Under the bed and on the bed. I don’t know which one you prefer?”
Cao An couldn't help but leaned back: "Haha, beauty, it's better not to get so close. The upper body of you women is a bait, and the lower body is a trap. Do you want me to fall into the trap by showing me the bait again and again?"
Cao An's words were naked and provocative, but the girl didn't mind. She smiled slightly and looked down at Cao An: "Haha, I see that you spoke grandly and dressed neatly. You just answered those words. You men
The upper body is cultivation, and the lower body is essence.”
After saying that, he actually raised his jade leg slightly and knocked Cao An's lower body with his knee. This was obviously retaliation for Cao An's words.
Cao An suddenly shrank and took a step back. Even Bai Shuo and others were shocked by the girl's bold behavior. But the girl didn't really get angry, otherwise no matter how fast Cao An reacted, it would be difficult to avoid this.
hit.
Cao An covered his lower body with his hands and said with lingering fear: "Wow, you woman, you are so bold and hateful. I think girls should be kinder. No one wants to be so strong and careful."
"Haha, be kind? Women are already weaker in front of men, and you want us women to be kind. If a horse is good enough to be ridden by others, then if a woman is kind... then she is also being ridden."
Cao An was amused: "Isn't that great? Riding a horse is a sport, riding a horse is entertainment."
"You men think this is entertainment, but we don't think so. What girls care about is the happiness of the second half of their lives, but what you men only care about is the happiness of the lower body..."
Cao An shook his head: "Haha, don't call you women so humble. At least I can't see any weakness in you."
The girl said: "Isn't it? No matter how high we women stand, we can only wet the ground under our feet when we squat down. Men are awesome. If we stand higher, we will pee further! Haha..."
Cao An awkwardly defended: "In today's society, men also have difficulties, but we men don't behave so directly."
The girl smiled and said: "Well... yes, it's like the menstrual blood is the uterus. The uterus is crying for loneliness, and the nocturnal emissions are the seminal vesicles crying for repression. Menstruation is once a month, but the nocturnal emissions are irregular. Is this what you said?
- A man won’t shed tears easily..."
"Pfft...tsk...haha...haha!" Bai Shuo and the others had been holding back their laughter until they almost suffered internal injuries. At this time, they couldn't hold back their laughter anymore.
Hearing Bai Shuo and the other three laughing at the side, the girl turned her eyes again and stared at the three of them fiercely. Bai Shuo and the other three realized that something was wrong and stood up immediately. It would be too late if they didn't run away now.
"Beauty, I'm sorry. My brother is ignorant. I offended you..."
"Okay, it's getting late, Fatty, let's go, let's go!"
Seeing that the girl had no intention of continuing to pester, Bai Shuo and others walked out first.
Although Cao An was still a little unconvinced, a good man would not fight with a woman, so he still cursed and followed everyone to leave.
"Hey, that fat guy..." the girl suddenly stopped Cao An.
"What else do you want?" Everyone stopped, wondering what the girl had in mind.
The girl gave a thumbs up and pointed back: "If you want to leave, should you help us buy the items?"
Cao An was happy. In fact, two drinks were not a big deal, but Cao An was a little unconvinced: "Haha, miss, why should I pay for you? Give me a reason."
The girl thought for a while: "Because I'm good-looking! Isn't it appropriate for a boy to invite a beautiful girl to have a drink?"
Cao An looked the girl up and down: "Haha, where does this confidence come from? Why didn't I see it? What do you think is good-looking about you?"
The girl looked down at herself, raised her head and said seriously: "I think I look good at all three points..."
"Boom..." Bai Shuo and the others almost fell down from the thunder.
Cao An couldn't say a word anymore, so he quickly took out the money and put it on the bar.
"Auntie, you are so powerful, I offended you, I offended you..."
After saying that, he followed Bai Shuo and others and fled...
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