Rebirth as a fairy

"Shi Yi!" Teacher Wang, the head teacher, shouted angrily in the classroom: "Get out of here if you don't want to learn!"

"Uh..." Shi Yi subconsciously pressed down the book in front of him, stood up from his seat with a huff, and with a trace of drool hanging from the corner of his mouth, he said confusedly: "Is get out of class over?"

"You..." Teacher Wang is a man in his late forties, wearing glasses, and slightly overweight. Hearing Shi Yi's incoherent question, he almost became angry and said, "Get out of here."

!Ask your parents to come to my office after school!"

"I..." Shi Yi blinked his eyes. He already knew what happened and opened his mouth. After a long time, he said: "I'm sorry, Teacher Wang. I reviewed my homework until about two o'clock in the morning last night. I didn't have enough sleep before...

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"Review your homework?!" After hearing Shi Yi's explanation, Teacher Wang suddenly had the urge to rush forward and beat Shi Yi violently. Fortunately, his rationality suppressed the impulse. His chest rose and fell, and he suppressed the anger in his heart and his eyes widened:

"Okay, tell me, how should I pronounce the English translation of sorry?"

"Saucy...saucy..." Shi Yi opened his mouth, and then replied with a smile: "I'm sorry, Teacher Wang, I reviewed art last night..."

"roll!"

Shi Yi fled the classroom amidst Teacher Wang's roar. He stood in the corridor and touched his nose with a wry smile. He was already in his senior year of high school this year, which can be said to be the most stressful time in all students' lives. But similarly, some people will feel pressure.

There is an astonishing potential under the explosion, and some people will be crushed by the endless pressure until they can't get up and completely collapse!

There is no doubt that Shi Yi is the latter.

"How about... suspending school?" A bold idea suddenly appeared in Shi Yi's mind, lingering like a nightmare. Shi Yi knew how much he weighed.

The results have always been good, but now...

"Go in now? Or..." Standing at the door of the principal's office, Shi Yi hesitated for a while, then gritted his teeth and stamped his feet fiercely: "I will die, what are I afraid of!"

"Bang..." Just as he stretched out his right hand to knock on the door, unexpectedly, the originally closed office door was suddenly opened. Accompanied by a woman's roar, Shi Yi's thin body was violently knocked out, and there was a sound coming from behind.

There was a heartbreaking pain, and my vision went black and I passed out!

"Liu Dachang, you have the guts! I...ah!" With an exclamation, a woman with a height of nearly 1.8 meters and a weight of well over 250, who was as tall as a hill, burst out of the principal's office with an exclamation. She felt like she was

After bumping into something, the woman stopped mid-sentence in her curse words and subconsciously turned around...

"Oh my God, I killed someone!" The woman's voice was like a pig waiting to be slaughtered, hoarse but harsh!

"Are you reborn?" Shi Yi opened his eyes in a daze. What caught his eye was the snow-white ceiling and the light bulb emitting yellow light. A pungent smell of medicine rushed into Shi Yi's nose...

"I must have been knocked unconscious by the principal's wife." The memories of his previous life passed through Shi Yi's mind like a revolving lantern. Recalling the events of his previous life, Shi Yi felt a little emotional and a little sad.

In my memory, because of this collision, Shi Yi simply used the injury as an excuse to successfully drop out of school. After returning home, he entered a factory as an apprentice under the arrangement of his family. The salary of 300 yuan was barely enough to eat.

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After working as an apprentice for several years, Shi Yi's salary increased to more than 2,000, and he found a wife who was neither ugly nor beautiful. He spent more than 20 years living in poverty but in an ordinary way.

It was not until the age of forty-one that Shi Yi finally bought a second-hand car worth more than 40,000 yuan. Unexpectedly, the car broke down for some reason, the brakes failed, and finally hit a van in front of him. The final result

Yes, the owner of the van deviated from the direction due to a sudden collision, rushed into the other lane, and was hit by a large truck.

The van driver died on the spot. Although Shi Yi did not die, the huge compensation left his family devastated. His wife left him and returned to her parents' home with a son and a daughter. A few days later, the divorce agreement was placed in front of him. After the divorce, Shi Yi

Yi was burdened with a debt of tens of thousands, and finally chose to jump off the building under pressure.

"In this life, we will never let the tragedy of the previous life happen again!" Shi Yi, lying on the hospital bed, clenched his hands, and a look of determination flashed in his eyes.

"Is the Earth Guardian Immortal?" His responsibilities and obligations flashed in his mind, and a bitter smile appeared on Shi Yi's lips.

Immortal? If possible, Shi Yi would like to push the old man who tricked him into signing the agreement to the ground, and then call a few bulls to burst his anus!

You know, the agreement listed a total of 108 responsibilities and obligations that Shi Yi had to fulfill, but it did not mention any benefits. Except for the cultivation method that the old man gave him before he was reborn, Shi Yi didn't mention anything.

No benefits gained!

"Whenever I cultivate to the point of ascension, I will definitely blow your asshole!" Shi Yi gritted his teeth and thought bitterly.

"...Then let's leave first. I'm really sorry." Just as Shi Yi was recalling bits and pieces of his previous life, there was a faint sound outside the ward. If Shi Yi remembered correctly, this should be

Principal Liu's voice.

"It's okay. Didn't the doctor say it's just some skin trauma? Don't take it to heart!" The voice gradually became clearer, and when he suddenly heard the man's voice, Shi Yi's eyes turned slightly red and he murmured: "Dad, this is

Dad’s voice!”

Shi Yi's family is just an ordinary working-class family. His father is a construction worker. In the third year after Shi Yi got married, he broke his legs in an accident. From that time on, his originally cheerful and talkative father became

He became taciturn, drank alcohol all day long, and became even more irritable.

In the end, the mother chose to separate because she couldn't stand his father. Although there was no divorce, the relationship between the two had dropped to a freezing point. The parents were still like this until Shi Yi jumped off the building.

"Creak..." Just as Shi Yi was thinking about his memories, the door that was originally closed was pushed open, and what appeared at the door was Shi Yi's father Shi Youwei. He was about forty years old, with dark skin and a face with Chinese characters.

There was a hint of worry hanging on his face, obviously worried about Shi Yi's affairs.

"Dad..." Shi Yi trembled his lips and softly called out the title that he had been dreaming about in the Hall of Hell for decades. For a moment, Shi Yi's eyes became wet...

"Huh?" the father responded subconsciously, and then glanced at Shi Yi with some surprise, who had already opened his eyes, turned around and shouted: "Doctor, doctor, my son is awake!"

Familiar voices and familiar scenes. Shi Yi took a deep breath and smiled at his father: "Dad, stop shouting. The doctor has gone to eat. The doctor on duty is in the toilet and will not be here until a while."

"Uh." After hearing Shi Yi's words, his father Shi Youwei was stunned for a moment, then frowned and looked at Shi Yi: "How do you know?"

"Guess!" Shi Yi laughed sarcastically and stopped answering.

At the same time, I warned myself in my heart, pay attention! You must pay attention! You can’t let anything slip in the future!

"Well, your mother went to make chicken soup for you." For Shi Yi's explanation, his father didn't care. After shouting twice but still no one responded, he turned around and entered the ward, sat beside Shi Yi's bed and said, "Wait a minute.

Come right away, tell me first, why are you wandering in the corridor during class time? Aren't you going to class?"

"Uh, I need to pee..." Shi Yi said with a sneer on his face.

"Don't fool me." His father glared at Shi Yi and then softened his tone: "There are toilets on the second floor. Why did you go to the principal's office on the sixth floor?"

"I..." Shi Yi was speechless.

"Did you have some problems with your studies and you went upstairs to find the teacher?" Seeing that Shi Yi didn't speak, his father revealed his guess.

"Well, yes, yes." Shi Yi nodded hurriedly and said, "Dad, you are so awesome!"

"Of course." Father nodded quite proudly: "Although your dad has not gone to school for a few years, he can still guess these things!"

"That's...that's..." Shi Yi nodded, and at the same time glanced around the door. If I remember correctly, the doctor who was going to the toilet was about to come in.

"Is the patient awake?" Sure enough, a minute later, a female doctor in a white coat entered the ward, looked at Shi Yi lying on the bed, and said, "It's fine when you wake up. Come with me to get some."

Take the medicine, go home and rest for a few days and you will be able to fully recover.”

"I've been calling for so long to come." Hearing that Shi Yi was fine, his father was naturally happy, but the doctor's performance made his father quite dissatisfied and he muttered in a low voice.

"Sorry, I was going to the toilet just now... so..." The female doctor heard her father's words with her sharp ears and explained awkwardly.

"Go to the bathroom?" Father looked at Shi Yi with a strange expression...

"I guessed it..." Shi Yi explained with a smile, while muttering softly: "The rebirth of all evil!"

ps: A new book has been opened, there is a lot of nonsense, please forgive me...it is still the same content, please collect it and vote...according to personal experience, if you don't ask, there will be nothing...

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