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45. Pretending to be Japanese

In the morning, the sunlight came in through the gaps in the curtains and just hit my face.

Guan Shiyu squinted her eyes and sat up. The quilt slipped from her body and she felt cold.

She opened her eyes and looked, hey, where are my clothes? Did I drink too much last night...

There was no reason. He obviously only drank one bottle of beer and then sent Luo Xiu out.

She hid under the quilt again and looked at her surroundings.

There was no one else in the room, the door was locked and secured, and there was nothing wrong with my body, so no one should have violated me.

After confirming that she was still a young girl, Guan Shiyu let out a long breath.

At this time, she found the nightgown under the quilt, and sure enough, her old habit happened again.

My clothes have a mind of their own. They are neatly dressed before going to bed, but when I wake up, the clothes run away by themselves.

Sometimes I would even roll it up into a circle and hang it around my neck. I was really afraid that one day I would be strangled to death by my own pajamas in my sleep.

This was also the reason why she strongly opposed staying in a double room. It was not because she was afraid that Luo Xiu would cross the bed, but because she was afraid that she would not be able to control herself and take off her clothes at night.

I really couldn’t explain it at that time.

Guan Shiyu got up from the bed in frustration, put on a T-shirt, and ran into the bathroom with bare feet.

After washing up, I took care of myself a little, put on the beautiful clothes I was going to wear today, put on my hat and sunglasses, and became that cute and charming little princess again.

I looked at the time and saw that it was already half past nine in the morning, so I ran to the next door and knocked on the door.

"Morning!"

Luo Xiu opened the door and yawned sleepily.

Seeing that he was only wearing a pair of shorts and his upper body was bare, Guan Shiyu said in disgust: "You sleep naked, not even wearing pajamas."

"I'm not going to sleep with you, you don't care whether I wear it or not."

After Luo Xiu finished speaking, he ignored her and turned towards the bathroom to wash up.

College boys don't have any pajamas, they always wear their football uniforms as pajamas. Now when I go out to play, I forget to bring my jersey, so I can only go topless.

Guan Shiyu wanted to teach him a few words. Going out was no better than at home. Even though it was a five-star hotel with good conditions, you still had to pay attention to personal hygiene. But thinking that she was not much better than him, she had to swallow the words back.

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It only took Luo Xiu less than ten minutes from getting up to going out.

The two had a simple breakfast at the hotel and then set off to the famous shopping paradise Myeongdong.

The hotel is only a five-minute walk from Myeongdong, and there are large duty-free shops nearby, which can basically satisfy Luo Xiu's trip to Korea.

Miss Guan Shiyu has three major hobbies: eating delicious food, buying clothes and repairing sex.

Of course, the last item was added privately by someone, but it does not hinder her love for the first two items.

When she enters the stores of major clothing brands, she is like a never-tired butterfly, constantly changing into new clothes.

"Look at these two pieces, which one looks better?"

Guan Shiyu held up two coats for Luo Xiu to evaluate.

“They are all beautiful.”

Luo Xiu, a straight man of steel, said casually.

"You can only choose one of the two!"

"Then I choose the one on the left."

"Why? The one on the right is obviously beautiful too!"

"Because my left hand just beat my right hand in guessing."

Luo Xiu answered seriously.

Guan Shiyu burst out laughing, "You are a god, you can also play guessing games with yourself."

"Of course. My right and left hands are two sisters with different personalities. They can not only guess at guessing games, but also have many other talents."

Luo Xiu continued to talk nonsense.

This was how he, as a straight man, dealt with girls. After talking nonsense, Guan Shiyu gave up seeking his advice and decided what clothes to buy on her own.

Luo Xiu was finally able to take a good look at the beautiful women who appeared in the bustling business district.

In this country, which is famous for plastic surgery, although many beauties are products of an assembly line, at least the lower limit is guaranteed.

So looking around, there are beauties in their sixties or seventies everywhere. Although they are not as good-looking as Guan Shiyu, men, they occasionally go on business trips and look at the wild flowers on the roadside.

However, these don't seem to be wild flowers. They should be called plastic flowers. They are all fake.

Korean women are very good at wearing makeup, and it is considered impolite to go out without makeup.

Even if you go out to take out the trash, you still have to put on makeup first.

And makeup is not just for young women. Everyone from girls in their teens to old women in their seventies or eighties have mastered this skill.

Luo Xiu observed for a while and found that they would make their faces very white. From their makeup, they could tell at a glance which ones were Korean locals and which ones were Chinese tourists.

"Luo Xiu, come here quickly."

Guan Shiyu waved to him holding two pieces of clothing.

"On the left, the one on the left looks better on you."

Luo Xiu answered without even looking.

"What should I wear? These are the pajamas I bought for you." Guan Shiyu put the clothes on his chest, "Open your hands and let me see if they fit."

She thought that Luo Xiu didn't seem to have any pajamas, so she found two sets for him in the men's section.

"What kind of pajamas do men wear, Duo Niang."

Luo Xiu was also dissatisfied with his integrity. Although he said so, he still opened his hands obediently.

Luo Xiu was touched when he remembered that the woman who bought clothes for him last time was his mother.

But the thought that he was spending his own money made him hold back his tears.

In addition to pajamas, Guan Shiyu also bought him two or three sets of daily clothes and ordered him to change out of his original clothes.

"It turns out that I am also a trendy guy."

After putting on new clothes, Luo Xiu looked in the mirror and looked pretty for ten minutes.

"I have to say that there is some truth to the saying that a person depends on his clothes. I thought my appearance would stay at 9.9 and never get better, but I didn't expect that after changing a set of clothes, it would go straight to 10."

Luo Xiu was talking to himself and found that no one was paying attention to him. He turned around and saw a middle-aged man in a suit pestering Guan Shiyu.

It seemed that Guan Shiyu had clearly rejected him and repeatedly retreated, trying to distance herself from him. But the middle-aged man refused to give up, pressed forward step by step, and even wanted to attack.

"Bagaya road!"

Luo Xiu's mind got hot and he yelled in Japanese. He rushed in front of the middle-aged man and hit him in the chin with a right hook, knocking him to the ground.

The man lay on the ground for a long time, unable to get up, and spoke in Korean, which Luo Xiu didn't understand.

"*&¥#@&*Bagaya Road!"

Luo Xiu pointed at him and said a lot, then took Guan Shiyu's hand and turned around to leave.

The people around them looked confused, and by the time they reacted, the two of them had disappeared.

After confirming that no one was chasing them, Luo Xiu and Guan Shiyu stopped and leaned against the wall, breathing heavily.

"That one is Korean, what Japanese do you speak?"

Guan Shiyu thought of Luo Xiu's words about "Baga Ya Road" and asked curiously.

"This way he can pretend to be Japanese. If he calls the police, he will definitely tell the police that he was beaten by a Japanese, and then we won't be able to trace him."

"Pfft~ Hahahaha... you are so talented!" Guan Shiyu laughed out loud.

"This is what my roommate Li Shan taught me. He said that when he went to Japan, if he did something that disgraced the country, he would shout Smecta Smecta so that people would mistake him for being Korean."

Luo Xiu passed the blame to Li Shan.

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