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88. Li Shan, who is exhausted of inspiration
Since the notice of the school sports meeting came out, the number of people in the school stadium has instantly increased by several times.
Although they were very resistant when registering, no one wanted to be embarrassed in front of so many people.
All the students who were forced to go into battle began to cram for a while and trained quickly in the past two weeks, hoping to improve their grades.
Even Guan Shiyu bought a complete set of sports equipment, including professional running shoes, sports underwear, and tights...
In fact, she doesn't know what clothes to wear when running, she only looks good.
On the day the equipment arrived, she took Luo Xiu to the sports field.
Luo Xiu couldn't understand. I didn't sign up for the competition, so why did I accompany her to train?
It was not until Guan Shiyu handed her a camera that she knew her role, a ruthless photographer.
As expected, training is not the purpose, taking beautiful photos is what she wants.
After five minutes of training and two hours of taking photos, Guan Shiyu took the camera back to edit the photos with satisfaction, and never went to the sports field again.
She usually does some yoga in the dormitory to maintain her figure, and sweaty exercises under the sun are not suitable for her.
...
The long-lost school sports meet has finally arrived.
In order not to delay students' study time, the school has arranged the sports meeting very "concertically" on Saturday morning.
Everyone had to come to the sports field early in the morning to gather.
First of all, the entrance ceremony. The "Athlete's Entry Song" was played in the audio on both sides of the sports field. Each team formed a team to enter the field. When passing by the rostrum, they shouted out their class's slogans.
The host of this sports meeting was Liu Runan from the school radio station. She introduced the team to the entry with a crisp and pleasant voice.
"With the fragrance of the azaleas, the computer-based athletes are coming towards us. They are young, they are united, they are confident, they are fearless. Their slogan is..."
At this time, the students from the computer department shouted together: "Don't make a basic computer. Build a computer and turn it off."
This funny slogan caused laughter from the audience.
Liu Runan glanced at the dark face of the leader next to him, secretly stuck out his tongue, desperately suppressing the urge to laugh, and silently said in his heart: I am a professional, and I must not laugh out loud.
At this time, the next team entered the field, and she quickly picked up the manuscript and continued to read:
"Look, who are they? The neat steps are strong, the confident faces are full of moving colors, and the powerful lineup exudes vigorous vitality. They are the Department of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering, and their slogan is..."
"Mechanical, mechanical, electrical, and unlimited power. Professional filming and repairing home appliances."
"Puchi!" The professional Liu Runan finally couldn't help laughing and spread throughout the sports field through the audio.
Under the leadership of Liu Runan, everyone naturally laughed crazy.
Next was the medical school team. Their slogan was average, but the students in the front row were wearing white coats and rushing forward with stretchers. Someone next to them ran with a drip. When they were halfway through, the students lying on the stretcher fell, which caused laughter from the audience again.
When it comes to Luo Xiu's class, it is the most normal one. A group of people walk over in a normal team.
This is not because the director Li Shan, the chief inspiration, he even rehearsed several formations, but none of them were useful.
The first one was to imitate Xiangxi to drive away the corpse. During a rehearsal, he was seen by passing leaders and forced to do so on the grounds of feudal superstition.
Next he made another cosplay with a very large scale, and because of sqyh, he was also 404.
One night, Li Shan was drinking while scolding: We do not lack talents to create excellent culture, but the environment to create excellent culture.
In the end, Li Shan had to choose to strike, and everyone walked past the rostrum with a military training formation very boringly.
However, such a formation was praised by the leaders on the stage and gave the highest score.
...
The entrance ceremony ended, followed by the athlete representative and the referee representative, and finally the speeches of several major leaders.
Every leader opened his mouth and said: "The sun is very big today. Thank you for your hard work, so I will just say two simple points..."
However, among these two points, there are four small dots, each small dot has six bars, and it cannot be finished in less than two hours.
April in Yangcheng, Guangdong Province is not necessarily a sunny spring. It is like dice in God's hand, and the face thrown today is summer.
The athletes stood in the sun for most of the day, and were confused by the sun, in a daze, and faintly smelled the scent of barbecue.
It seems that this is not a sports meeting, but a barbecue conference.
Although the weather was very hot, Hu Jianren present was trembling. They didn't know when they were mature.
He didn't believe these rumors before going to Guangdong Province to study, but when he saw the clay pot rice on the dish, they believed it.
I don’t know how long I waited, but I finally heard the principal announce that “The 2009 Spring Campus Games officially begin!”
This sentence is like the sound of nature, causing the students to cheer.
The principal on the stage smiled and said to the people beside him: "Listen to the cheers, it means that the students are very enthusiastic about the sports meet. We should do more such activities."
"The principal is right!"
"The principal is wise!"
"Through this sports meeting, the students' sense of collective honor, competitive awareness and fighting spirit have been greatly improved."
...
The school sports meeting without basketball and football matches really cannot arouse the enthusiasm of students.
In addition to the contestants, other students also want to go back to the dormitory to play games.
The smart sophomore and juniors had already sneaked away, and only the innocent freshman was forced to stay as an audience, making the scene look lively.
The teachers also don’t like such sports meets. They sacrificed themselves in a rare weekend and did not have overtime wages.
Of course, the school sports meeting is not boring throughout the whole process, and there will be exciting moments occasionally.
For example, when Guan Shiyu stood on the 100-meter track wearing sports shorts, it caused a sensation in the audience.
Although she ran away from the last place and almost fell down, she got the most cheers.
As she crossed the finish line, deafening cheers rang out in the audience, as if she had won the first place.
At this time, Luo Xiu walked over with a towel to help her wipe her sweat, but she did not resist, and the cheers came to an abrupt end.
...
After the three-day sports meeting, the principal held his belly with his hands, which was like 11 months pregnant, and said unsatisfiedly: "The physical fitness of the students is still too poor. We should conduct individual tests. Students who fail to meet the physical tests will lose their qualifications to evaluate scholarships."
"The principal is right!"
"The principal is wise!"
...
(ps: I have been writing about business before, but it’s too tight. These two chapters are about campus life and it’s easy to write about it. Not all school sports meets are like this, and there are many that are well done. The content is purely fictional and has nothing to do with the recent current affairs. Please do not take the role in the meeting.
If you don’t like this kind of content, you can not vote. Just don’t run away. The next chapter will return to the main line.)
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