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The peach blossoms are everywhere, not a blade of grass will grow, the money will fall to the ground, and the head will not be saved.

When they saw Haru Sansanniang throwing out bunches of money so coldly, the fans present also felt that Haru Sansanniang was quite cool and powerful!

The camera turned! A man with a long slovenly beard and quite plump eyebrows shook his round fan, closed his eyes and said, "What did the Spring Thirty Lady come to May Mountain for? This female devil has always been full of treasures.

..."

"Let me go, why does Mr. Xing look like this?"

"Damn, Mr. Xing is really subversive!"

The movie fans were a little shocked, but then they saw the Supreme Treasure opening his eyes with a cross-eyed look, looking dizzy at the people kneeling on the ground, and stood up angrily: "You idiots, you still put a

What are you doing with a silver coin on your head?"

"put it down!"

Zhizunbao walked towards the bandits and said loudly at the same time.

"No way, the money will fall and the head will be at risk, gang leader!"

The second master said tremblingly.

"What did you say? Second boss?"

Zhizunbao roared loudly, but he pinched the blind man's neck and asked angrily: "How can you be my second boss if you are so worthless!"

The blind man spared his life and said: "Gang leader, I am not the second leader, I am a blind man! He is the second leader!"

The blind man pointed at the second master, who also said quickly: "I am the second master!"

Zhizunbao pushed the blind man away: "Don't I know?"

Zhizunbao: Don’t I know?

(pointing to the person next to him)

Do I make you feel ashamed by calling a blind man?

(turn around)

You're still running--!

(Chasing in front of a dog)

Look at your character, you are sneaky, disheveled and look like a dog, how can you come out with me to roam the world, ah?

Second Leader: Gang Leader, I’m here!

Supreme Treasure: Still not showing up? Looking around

Second Boss: Show up, Gang Leader! You were hit by the Seven Injury Fists on Kunlun Mountain. Now the injuries are starting to show up!

Zhizunbao: How dare you say that if you hadn't shrunk your neck that day, how could I have been hit in the nose?

Second Boss: Over here, Gang Leader!

The blind man: sighed and shook his head

The Seven Injury Fist caused so much harm to the gang leader!

Second Leader: Gang Leader, I was so scared that I knelt down at that time! I heard that after being hit by the Seven Injury Fists, first my eyes became cross-eyed. Then my ears became deaf and I couldn’t hear. Finally, I lost control of my voice and couldn’t even speak.

Yin, in the end, the internal organs exploded. Then he was dead! Gang leader, are you seriously cross-eyed?

Zhizunbao: Who said I have cross-eyed eyes? I just focused my eyesight on one point to change my previous view of things. Why? Are you spreading rumors about me? Are you trying to steal my position?

Second Leader: I don’t dare, Gang Leader! I don’t dare!

Zhizunbao: Don't you dare? I'll trample you to death!

(Stomp hard on a clump of grass)

Don't you dare? I'll step on it -!... Even if it doesn't hurt if I step on it for so long, I can just deal with two sounds!

The second boss: (deliberately)

Ah! Oops!

Zhizunbao: Got it! Okay, everyone, prepare your guys to kill Chun Sanniang!

Everyone: Ah?!

Supreme Treasure: What are you afraid of? I am there for everything!

Next, the plot progressed little by little, and everyone couldn't stop laughing. Almost, the Supreme Treasure was about to kill Spring Sansanniang in the bath, but was defeated, and then, it seemed to be very courageous. Upon hearing this

When Chun Sanniang said that it was okay to kneel down, she immediately knelt down.

When the Supreme Treasure could only walk with his hands, he suddenly jumped into a manure pit, which made movie fans almost laugh out loud.

"Haha, damn, I'm laughing so hard. This blind man is so gay!"

"The acting between the second boss and Master Xing is simply great!"

"I'm so happy!"

The plot kept advancing, and all the fans watching were almost going crazy with laughter. Then, the plot entered a high level, Bai Jingjing appeared, and the joke about the invisibility charm made the fans spit out everything they had eaten!

Everyone thought they would be happy like this forever. Then, the plot changed. The Bull Demon King came to take revenge. Chun Sananniang and Bai Jingjing were unable to defeat the Bull Demon King, so they had to hide in Pansi Cave with Zhizunbao and the second master.

.Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanniang turned against each other and turned into enemies. In the chaos, Chun Sanniang used the "aphrodisiac" on the second master. Supreme Treasure took the injured Bai Jingjing and fled to a cliff.

When Zhizunbao said affectionately, "Zhizunbao: I'm afraid! But I can't help it, because I don't want you to see me, but you are thinking of another person in your heart."

The audience at the scene was also a little heavy, but before they could feel sad, Zhizunbao and Bai Jingjing hugged each other uncontrollably, which made everyone feel better again.

...

When everyone saw the child that Chun Sanniang gave birth to and lied to Jingjing that Lion was born to her and the Supreme Treasure, and Jingjing was so distraught that she committed suicide, everyone was a little angry and depressed.

"You're stupid, why didn't you wait?"

"Damn, Chun Sanniang is so bad!"

"Oh, I'm so angry!"

Movie fans were furious, but at this time, Supreme Treasure had already used the Moonlight Treasure Box to go back to save Jingjing, but it was a step too late!

The Supreme Treasure ran back again, preparing to travel through time again!

The second boss: Hello, wife, wife! Hey, my wife...

Zhizunbao: Your wife is coming out soon, why are you anxious!

Second Boss: I haven’t finished speaking yet. How did you know?

(At this time, Chun Sanniang flew out of the Bull Demon King's body.)

Second Boss: It’s really coming out!

Chun Sanniang: Let’s go!

....

The second in charge: Madam! Madam!

(He beats the door as hard as he can.)

The Supreme Treasure: Paraparamita——!

(Traveling through time and space again)

Second Master: Wow! He’s been promoted to immortality again! Hey, why do you say ‘again’?

Supreme Treasure: (Return to the cave)

(See Jingjing falling to the ground and dying again)

Wait, wait, wait! I'll take it! Come again!

(runs out of the cave)

The second boss: Hello, wife, wife! Hey,...

Zhizunbao: I warn you not to bother me!

Second Boss: Hey, why do you want me to leave you alone? Tell me!

Zhizunbao: You are so wordy!

Second Boss: Yes. I also feel that I am very wordy. Why?

(At this time, Chun Sanniang flew out of the Bull Demon King's body.)

Second Boss: Come out!

Chun Sanniang: Let’s go!

.....

Although it was a tragic episode, the movie fans were quite happy and excited to watch it. There were countless laughters in the screening room. It was one after another. When the Supreme Treasure traveled to 500 years ago, Fairy Zixia finally appeared on the stage!

"What a nice view!"

The appearance of Zixia Fairy made everyone feel bright. When Zixia Fairy met the four heavenly kings of Erlang Shen, Zixia Fairy said: "Even if he is a monster, I will follow him all my life. If

If I can't be with the person I like, I won't be happy even if I become the Jade Emperor."

"If you dare to love or hate, Zhipeng, I will be with you for the rest of my life."

"Yeah, definitely." Yan Zhipeng said while hugging his partner.

Others present were also a little touched. The movie sped up. Some of the clips in the two parts of "Westward Journey" in the other world were too delayed. When Zhao Ze was filming, he mixed Zixia and Qingxia.

.The scenes during the day and night and with Zhizunbao have been reduced a lot.

In this way, the sense of rhythm is also strengthened. Later, the Supreme Treasure is in the Bull Demon King's palace and wants to marry the Bull Demon King's sister. The plot reaches the classic lie told by the Supreme Treasure!

"Why are you here?"

Zhizunbao was running and saw Fairy Zixia sitting under the pavilion, and was a little confused.

Whoosh!

Fairy Zixia took out the sword and pointed it at the Supreme Treasure!

"At that time, the sword was only 0.01 centimeters away from my throat. However, after a quarter of a stick of incense, the mistress of the sword will completely fall in love with me, because I decided to tell a lie. Although I said in my life

I have told countless lies, but I think this one is the most perfect.”

The camera is still. And the voice-over of Supreme Treasure makes movie fans a little confused.

"If you take even one step home, I will kill you!"

Fairy Zixia said indifferently.

"You should do this, and I should die too. There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it. The most painful thing in life is this, yours

Cut my throat with the sword! No need to hesitate any more! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl, I love you! If I have to add another to this love

The deadline, I hope is ten thousand years!"

Zhizunbao said with tears in his eyes, affectionately.

Fairy Zixia was inexplicably moved, her sword fell to the ground, and her heartbeat accelerated: "Then how do you explain it to your wife?"

"I have to explain, that's why I want to take back the moonlight treasure box, take you back with me, and tell them clearly! I don't care what others say about me, and I'm not afraid that thousands of people will scold me in the future.

One person takes it upon himself!"

Following Zhizunbao's words, Zixia also agreed to help Zhizunbao get back the Moonlight Box. Seeing this plot, many people present expressed understanding on the one hand, because Zhizunbao was to save Bai Jingjing, while others hated Zhizunbao.

Deceived Fairy Zixia.

The Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan came together. When they saw the whispers between Princess Iron Fan and Sun Wukong, everyone suddenly realized, Damn, you really seduced your sister-in-law!

"I'll go, God's twist, damn, Sun Wukong has a hand!"

"Damn, now I remember a saying, no more delicious than dumplings, no more fun than sister-in-law!"

"But what will happen next?"

.....

Everyone laughed and continued to look down. They saw Tang Monk in prison, holding the hand of Zhizunbao and asking, "Do you know what Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang is?"

Zhizunbao: What clang clang clang?

Tang Monk: Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang.

On--lyyou--! can accompany me to take the Western Scriptures;

On--lyyou--!can kill demons and eliminate demons;

Only you can protect me so that crabs and clams cannot eat me;

Your greatest ability is Onlyyou--!

Zhizunbao: Hey...

Tang Seng: On--lyyou--! Don’t blame the master for muttering;

Wear the golden hoop, don't be afraid of death and don't tremble;

I will take the blame, I will send you to death, and I will try my best to serve all sentient beings!

The sacrifice is worth it, chant Amitabha!

Zhizunbao: I really can't do it, let me tell you...

Tang Monk:On--On--!

Zhizunbao: On your mother's size! Are you finished yet?

When Tang Seng's lyrics started playing, everyone watching the movie burst out laughing!

"I'm sorry, this Tang Monk actually sang in English!"

"Hahaha, you're teasing me to death. Do you dare to be so awesome?"

"I'll take the blame and send you to death. Damn, I can't do it anymore. Let me laugh a little longer!"

"Damn, that's so funny!"

"Today is the first time I know that Tang Monk can still shoot like this!"

"If it were me, I wouldn't be able to stand Tang Monk and would beat him up!"

At this time, movie fans finally understood what Zhao Ze said, what it means to laugh until you get cramps!

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