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In the screening room, the lights were turned off and it was pitch dark. Everyone became quiet and looked at the big screen. The movie finally started. At the beginning, there was the sound of gun assembly, and the camera slowly started to move.

What appeared was a somewhat cool figure of Chen Tingfeng.

Play hooky to Veyron!

Four big characters appeared on the screen. The heavily armed police got out of the car. However, Chen Tingfeng put a few drops of eye drops into his eyes. Everyone looked at the castle. When everyone put on their masks,

, Chen Tingfeng is actually putting on lipstick.

"This is really quite personal!"

"Uh, who can understand this hand gesture?"

"In fact, I don't understand it either. This is a bit too cool!"

....

You could see where Zhou Xingxing was making hand gestures. I'm afraid no one could understand such mute words. Later, when Zhou Xingxing rescued the hostages, everyone realized that this was an exercise.

Although he successfully rescued the hostages, it was a pity that all of Zhou Xingxing's men were killed. Therefore, he was directly criticized by the superior. Just when he was about to deal with him, he received a call from the police chief.

"Reporter, Zhou Xingxing reports!"

Zhou Xingxing, dressed in black, came to the police chief.

"Damn it, the skin is still so tender and tender."

The fat police chief turned around and gently touched Zhou Xingxing: "Turn around in a circle and show it to the chief, don't be shy, come on!!"

"I can't help it, I'm sorry!"

When Zhou Xingxing was spinning in circles, the police chief whistled. He couldn't help but want to touch Zhou Xingxing.

"Do you want to be promoted?"

The police chief said with a smile on his face.

"I don't want to be a duck, sir!"

"I asked you if you want to be promoted!"

"I won't betray my a**, sir!"

"You're not answering the right question. My question is do you want to be promoted?"

"I think so, but I will never betray my virginity, sir!"

"Who wants your virginity? I want your youth!"

...

Everyone saw the exchange between the two, and some of the less funny ones couldn't help laughing. But then, everyone realized that it turned out that the police chief's gun was missing. The reason why Zhou Xingxing was called was

I hope he goes to school as an undercover agent.

Playing hooky to Veyron turns out to be exactly what it means!

It looks quite interesting!

Later, Zhou Xingxing came to the school, and the first meeting between the Dean of Students and Zhou Xingxing made many people want to laugh, especially Zhou Xingxing, who imagined that there were prisoners around him. When singing,

Suddenly I was hit by the teacher's eraser.

"Nima, I suddenly remembered that I was beaten like this by the teacher back then!"

"That's right, damn, it really is the same!"

"Forbearance a moment, calm, take a step back, a brighter future!"

Seeing the note written by Zhou Xingxing's deskmate, some people couldn't help laughing. When Huang Xiaogui asked the history teacher what covert spying was, the teacher directly said that it was referring to the current undercover.

Sentenced to castration!

Castration?

Cut the little a**, kid!

How much to cut?

It depends on how much you have?

Later, there was another class with the chemistry teacher. Zhou Xingxing was called on by the chemistry teacher. Huang Xiaogui smiled very happily, but he was also called on.

"What's your name!"

“Zhou Xingxing!‘

"And you?"

"Huang Xiaogui!"

"May I have your name!"

"Zhou Xingxing!"

"And you?"

"Huang Xiaogui!"

"This classmate, what is your name?"

"Zhou Xingxing!"

"Okay, we're about to start, classmate Zhou Xingxing!"

The chemistry teacher, after repeating it n times, patted Huang Xiaogui and said, making Zhou Xingxing's book fall down.

"This experiment is about to start. We must remember every step. If we fail to remember, it will be very dangerous."

The chemistry teacher said.

"I'm sorry, you said the most important thing about this experiment is..." Zhou Xingxing asked.

"memory!"

The chemistry teacher said.

"What if it doesn't happen?"

"It's very dangerous!"

As the words fell, there was only a booming explosion, which shook the classroom. In the blink of an eye, Zhou Xingxing walked out with a look of embarrassment, a dark complexion and messy hair.

...

The concise film lasted less than half an hour, just when Zhou Xingxing wanted to go home, but he met Zhang Min, and ended here. For this film, it is more funny, nonsensical, and exaggerated, but it still makes people happy.

Many people take it a little lightly.

However, such a movie also made some people express dissatisfaction, because they felt that the whole movie seemed to be exaggerated for the sake of comedy and exaggeration. In any case, after the 22 minutes of watching the movie,

Afterwards, director Zhou Xingchi and the leading actors took the stage to briefly say a few polite words, and the grand premiere ended.

"A very funny movie, really good, I recommend everyone to watch it."

"You can go and watch the movie. I believe you won't be disappointed."

"Well, this movie is very good. I like it very much. I highly recommend everyone to watch it."

"Ting Feng's performance is very good. I believe this is another movie milestone for Ting Feng."

.....

It has to be said that no matter which time and space it is, basically, these celebrities who come to support will pick out nice things to say. Anyway, they say nice things and don’t pay taxes. It is precisely because of this that many celebrities in this world recommend

Movies are basically trash.

After these celebrities politely accepted interviews from the news media, and at the same time, after returning home, they made recommendations on WeChat with great dedication. For such a few-sentence recommendation, film critics should appear more professional.

Some.

"It begins when classmate Zhou Xingxing puts on his school uniform and enters Edinburgh College. This is the real plot. In this film, although Zhou Xingxing basically keeps a straight face, the more serious he is, the more his identity becomes

Misplaced, but the smile turned out to be quite good. He painfully opened the school door and reluctantly moved one step at a time. Looking at the expression of the school motto, and the mosquito; the first class, the atmosphere, and then looking at the stars.

The classmate's confused eyes, slightly open mouth, the sigh after "This meal breaks my heart", then the "swish" sound, the eraser flew over, and then Zhou Xingxing's "Oh", and Huang Xiaogui

The embarrassed expressions on each other's faces; the chemistry teacher with an extremely poor memory cannot but be mentioned. I am going to rewatch this hilarious experimental clip at the premiere tomorrow.

Although it is a twenty-two-minute movie, I have almost remembered the classic clips. Anyway, in my opinion, this movie, just based on the beginning, deserves an eighty-nine score. I support it.

"

"After watching the film through today's premiere, I feel that the film has the distinctive style of Zhou Xingchi, the big-bellied leader in the film, the appearance of Wu Da, and Chen Tingfeng's attitude when facing school rules when he entered school.

The look on his face, or the blackboard eraser flying towards him, or the forgetful chemistry teacher who always emphasizes the need to remember. These characters have distinct personalities and a strong sense of comics. In tonight’s condensed film, in the end,

The appearance of that teacher was really praised.

As for a more detailed review, I will write it tomorrow, but even though I only watched a condensed version, I have to admit that this is a very good movie."

"The rescue operation is just one of the items in this exam. The most important thing is the safety of your men and your leadership skills, but I didn't see any of this!

"Who wants your virginity? I want your youth!"

"Youth is as important to me as chastity, sir!"

This gun has been with me for more than thirty years and has never been fired. It is only used for scratching itches.

"Sir, if you do this, you are taking me to a crater full of venomous snakes and beasts. Regardless of my cries and howls, you will step on me harshly and without mercy.

How could you bear to step into that fiery red magma?"

"Isn't this good? Let you live a rich life and die wonderfully."

"Castal punishment?"

"Just cut it into pieces, kid."

"How much to cut?"

"It depends on how much you have.

I just want to give a thumbs up to these quotes, and this movie will definitely achieve good results."

...

As the saying goes, if there are good reviews, there will naturally be naysayers. Moreover, for the movie "The Dragon Back to School", there are not a few naysayers. Countless film reviews are criticizing this movie.

"What I really want to say is that this movie is a piece of rubbish. It's a waste of time. The whole movie gave me the feeling that it was all about pretending, pretending to be cool, pretending to be cold, and pretending to be funny.

Pretending, well, pretending makes me want to vomit. This movie is a waste of time."

"Although I've only watched a little bit, I have to say that this movie, well, I want to say it's a bad movie, it's all praise for him. Really, it's not funny if it's funny, it's not relaxing, and it's not

There's no blood in it. Are you sure you're not kidding me about this kind of movie?"

"I can guarantee that this time Pinxuan Entertainment's movie "Fighting Back to School" is really, really a sure hit. If I didn't hit the streets, I would feel sorry for such a garbage scene. Well, I have a feeling now.

, which is Pinxuan Entertainment, there is already a point where the talent of the gangster is exhausted."

"If I were to say it, I feel that this is more like a hodgepodge. You can do whatever it takes to catch the eye. I feel that the lens, light and shadow, scheduling, movement, and theory are all not the most important. Everything is for fun. Hong Kong movies

Maybe we often play this trick, but it may not be very popular in our mainland."

These film critics who specifically criticized "The Back to School" didn't make lengthy comments. After all, "The Way Back to School" has not yet been released. However, their short reviews were also extremely damaging.

After all, these film critics have not seen the full version. They do not want to give Zhao Ze a chance to slap him in the face. They are just telling the truth. To fans and film critics, they are all discussing the movie, but, For Zhao Ze's fans, what they care about, or what is being discussed on their WeChat account at this time, is the song. (To be continued, please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel is better and more updated. quick!