Rebirth Entertainment Storm
Chapter seven hundred and twelve
I read 300 children's songs by Zhou Xingchi and listened to the songs he sang. In the end, even the monster couldn't stand it anymore and beat him up!
Shu Qi's appearance is also stunning, and his appearance is not beautiful at all. Especially his conversation with Zhou Xingchi made many people unable to help but laugh!
"She is the real exorcist!"
The villagers cheered, Shu Qi was begging for some silver. On the other side, Zhou Xingchi left with a sad expression, and the music started playing!
The camera turns!
One wall is full of various images painted on it!
"master!"
Zhou Xingchi was a little frustrated!
The fat man turned around: "Xuan Zang!"
"Master, I failed again!"
Throwing everything on the ground, Zhou Xingchi said with some frustration.
"I understand. Today, the water demon you met by the river was originally very kind. However, in order to save a child by the river, he was mistaken by the villagers for a human trafficker. They beat him to death and dumped his body.
In the river, fish and wild animals were allowed to drink their blood and eat their flesh. His resentment was so hard that he turned into a half-fish, half-animal water demon and came back to take revenge on the villagers."
Following the master's explanation, many spectators present now became somewhat clear.
"Master, I have a question. There are three hundred children's songs. Are they really that powerful?"
Zhou Xingchi asked helplessly.
.....
The movie viewing was over, and finally stopped at 27 minutes, which was Zhou Xingchi’s master, asking him to continue exorcising demons!
It is only 27 minutes long, but it is full of laughter. At the same time, it also makes people think. Especially, what Zhou Xingchi's master said about the river monster made many people secretly sigh.
"As expected, it's director Zhou's movie, it's really great."
"The scene where the water monster appeared before really scared me. It was a bit bloody!"
"That's right, I think it's not suitable for young children to watch."
.....
Many people were talking quietly. Zhou Xingchi roughly calculated that in 27 minutes, the film made twelve laughs and twenty laughs. Moreover, when Zhou Xingchi cried, there were also many emotional people who secretly felt sad.
tears.
"Sister, what do you think of this movie?"
"Haha, I just want to say that with Director Zhou's talent and Zhao Ze's unrestrained imagination, this movie is worth watching."
Na Jie accepted an interview with reporters and said.
"I agree with Na Jie. However, I hope that children under the age of nine will not watch this movie, because some scenes are still a bit bloody."
At this time, Wang Fei also said from the side.
"Haha, Director Zhou is really awesome. I'm optimistic about his box office success with this movie."
Feng Xiaogang said with a smile.
"Produced by Xingzi, it must be a top quality product!"
Zhang Yiwei said simply.
"Xingzi's performance is still so amazing."
"It's so funny. The video is really nonsensical."
.....
Many celebrities also praised the movie one after another.
I have to say, not to mention that "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons" is really good. Even if it is not good, it will still be praised. As for the reason, there is only one reason, that is, so many celebrities are invited to the premiere.
To support, not to cause trouble.
Zhao Ze had not forgotten Zhou Tong, so he told Zhou Xingchi and Chen Tingfeng: "Wait for me, I have a friend who happens to be a reporter, and then you will understand."
"Ozawa, do you get any commission?"
The others nodded in agreement, but Xiao Yun said jokingly at this time.
"Haha, yes, each of you is worth hundreds of dollars."
Zhao Ze laughed heartily, and then walked up to Zhou Tong, who was interviewing celebrities one by one, and said with a smile: "Let's go, I'll give you a chance."
ten minutes later!
When Zhou Tong looked away at Zhao Ze and others, their expressions were already very excited. He didn't even know how to repay Zhao Ze.
First-hand information!
Zhou Xingchi, Chen Tingfeng, Zhao Ze, Shu Qi, Huang Bo and many other celebrities have all been interviewed thoroughly. It can be said that it is possible that with such first-hand information, Zhou Tong will be able to show off and fly in the future.
In particular, Zhao Ze finally said that Zhou Tong does not need to be a permanent reporter for future interviews with Pinxuan Entertainment. From Zhou Tong's point of view, this is completely the result of Zhao Ze leading him to show off.
Not only for "Journey to the West: Conquer the Demons", but also for "Havoc in Heaven", the premiere was naturally star-studded. There were already quite a few artists under Xiangdie Entertainment, and in addition, this time there were many people attending the premiere
It can be said that the entire staff of "Havoc in Heaven" is no weaker than those of "Journey to the West: Conquer the Demons"!
"The traditional Chinese story is packaged in a Western fantasy model. The gods and demons are at odds with each other, and the rebel leader transforms into a superhero. As a commercial blockbuster, it can be said to be quite good. The special effects have indeed reached a new level. The scenes such as the Dragon Palace and the Heavenly Court are magnificent.
3D is not a joke and the lines are funny.”
"The special effects and innovations in domestic films are unprecedented. They are very dazzling and exciting. This is a sincere effort to make a good movie. You can see the efforts of thousands of people behind it. They are definitely not scum that cheat money."
Yes, I support you."
"Exceeding expectations, a very serious big production. I really like the Buddhist and Taoist background of the Journey to the West story. Unfortunately, the 86 version of the TV series can't show us many scenes. This time, Heaven is the Heaven that I am truly satisfied with.
It’s hard to experience the look without going to the cinema. In addition, Real Bullet is definitely cheating. I applaud him.”
.....
It has to be said that "Havoc in Heaven" refers to the hiring of trolls or its popularity. In short, many celebrities are actively cheering on WeChat.
Zhao Ze saw the reviews of "Havoc in Heaven" but didn't say much. He believed that after it is released tomorrow, the results will be visible!
At the same time, many comments about "Journey to the West: Conquer the Demons" also came like a wave.
"It made me laugh non-stop at the beginning. Mr.
I burst out laughing."
"I will write a long review after watching it tomorrow. Here, I just want to say one thing. There are already more than a dozen laughs in the first 27 minutes. This movie is really worth watching."
"I have to say that the beginning is a bit bloody, and it is also quite cruel. This film is quite heavy, and it is not recommended for children under ten years old. However, I want to say one thing, that is, Mr. Xing's performance
, can make up for everything.”
...
Since everyone has not finished watching it yet, no long reviews have been released yet. It can be said that after the premiere that night, many media were divided into two groups and continued to carry out crazy reports.
Day two!
Zhao Ze was wearing a peaked cap, casual attire, and sunglasses. Most people would not recognize him unless they looked carefully. He pulled Ning Qian with him to the nearest movie theater.
He also hopes to see what everyone in the theater thinks about this release!
Since it was the first show, at nine o'clock, many people were very excited when they entered the venue. Most of them came for Zhou Xingchi and "Westward Journey"!
"Hehe, thanks to my quick hands, I was able to grab the first ticket for the premiere early!"
"Actually, I mainly wanted to see Mr. Xing's performance. I didn't make it to the premiere yesterday, but I heard it was good."
"That's right, I heard from gay friends that the first 27 minutes were already awesome, so naturally I couldn't wait to come. I just wanted to see how awesome this movie is."
.....
Zhao Ze and Ning Qian sat in the middle and laughed when they heard the many comments around them. However, then, the words of a person in the front seat made Zhao Ze dumbfounded.
"Damn it, you all came here just for the movie? Could it be that you didn't come here just for the sex?"
A thin man asked helplessly at this time.
"Haha, thin man, your fat man also came here just to fight. He said that he likes the earl very much. Now, the earl is about to open a new book, so I naturally want to do my part."
A fat man, less than 1.6 meters tall and about 200 pounds, laughed loudly.
"Oh, I am also from the Earl Alliance. The Earl is about to open a new book. How can I not come? Brother, what is your ID?"
“My singularity nickname is ‘Blue Conch’, have you heard of it?”
"Damn it, you damn fat man, I'm a 'tiger with one thought'!"
"I'm going. I'm also rushing to release Earl's new book. If you don't come here to support me, I'll do my part."
....
"Please keep your voice down and be quiet."
There were five or six people in the whole theater, making a fuss, and finally someone raised an objection.
"Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
The fat man apologized repeatedly. At this time, several people changed their seats and began to think about the Smiling Earl's new book!
"Hehe, Ozawa, your fans on the Internet are quite crazy."
Ning Qian said with a smile.
"Well, it's true. I can't help it, I'm too charming."
Zhao Ze was also joking and said in an extremely stinky tone.
"Yes, your charm is too great."
Ning Qian said something cooperative, then frowned slightly and asked: "Oze, are you really going to write an online article?"
"Well, I just need something that matches reality, so I'm going to open a book." Zhao Ze thought that it was also a genre in the Singularity, so he said with a smile.
"That's fine. I'm mainly worried that you don't have time."
Ning Qian nodded slightly and said.
"Well, it's okay. I will upload it quietly the day after tomorrow."
Zhao Ze chuckled.
People came one after another, and the entire screening room was already full. At nine o'clock, the noisy screening room became quiet!
"Journey to the West to Conquer the Demons" has finally begun!
"Damn, I was shocked. This is really bloody!"
"Haha, I'm laughing so hard, sister-in-law, I really don't have a husband."
"This Taoist Priest is also a joke, but he is very lucky!"
"How funny!"
.....
As Zhao Ze expected, every one of these audiences felt very happy after watching the movie. Even the sad plot of a little girl being eaten by a water monster. However, the interpretation still made many people happy.
Want to laugh.
And then, in Gaolaozhuang, everyone was a little shocked when they saw that the roasted pigs were all human beings!
"Damn, Tingfeng is so handsome!"
"But...it's also cruel enough!"
"In a blink of an eye, it turned into a pig's head, which is really surprising."
More and more people are discussing that when Miss Duan tied up the pig demon and asked Chen Xuanzang to absorb the soul, the conversation between the two made the entire movie theater burst into laughter.
"Master Xing really made me laugh to death."
"Yes, it is true."
"This is simply extremely refreshing."
....
Miss Duan and Chen Xuanzang did not surrender the pig demon, but Chen Xuanzang listened to his master and was about to go find the king of demons, Sun Wukong!
On the way, Chen Xuanzang met Miss Duan and his five evil men again. Miss Duan tried to coax her to be with Xuanzang but was repeatedly rejected.
"This, this is so funny, haha, it made me laugh to death."
"Shu Qi is so funny. I'll check it out. It's so funny."
"Haha, I just want to pee!"
"Take a plug and stuff him up, haha. I saw Mr. Xing saying seriously, "I haven't stuffed him anymore." It made me laugh inexplicably."
.....
Seeing Miss Duan and the fourth sister using the obedience charm to make Shu Qi show off her femininity, the result was hilarious. In the end, the obedience charm was directly attached to Chen Xuanzang's body, which made everyone in the screening room laugh.
, all burst into laughter.
"Haha, Mr. Xing's dance is so awesome. When I did it, he was so charming."
"It really amused me to death. Rub, rub, rub, it's so, so, so awesome."
"Haha, Mr. Xing is really miserable."
....
Seeing Mr. Xing being tortured to death, everyone was laughing and talking.
The pig demon chased after him again, and then, the Demon Conqueror, Tian Canjiao and Master Kong Kong all arrived one after another. Especially Master Kong Kong appeared on the scene and invited a few aunts, which made the screening room burst into laughter again.
Chen Xuanzang saw everyone talking and laughing but had no intention of exorcising the devil. He became angry and prepared to leave alone. At the same time, he also broke up with Miss Duan!
Finally, Chen Xuanzang went on the road alone and came to Wuzhishan. He followed the master's instructions and came to the old temple.
When he finally saw the Buddha statue, he climbed up with difficulty!
A large lotus flower made the entire screening room extremely quiet!
Sun Wukong!
I wonder what the Monkey King would be like?
Yes, I’m really curious!
When Chen Xuanzang finally jumped into the cave and saw Sun Wukong's appearance, everyone was extremely shocked!
"Let me go, is this Sun Wukong?"
"Is there any mistake? This, this is so surprising!"
"That's right, I'm really drunk too. This, is this Sun Wukong?"
....
Seeing the scene in front of them, everyone started talking again. It can be said that the Monkey King in front of them once again subverted everyone's understanding.
"If you don't blink for such a long time, will your eyes become dry?"
Chen Xuanzang asked weakly after hearing Sun Wukong's words.
"What will happen if I do it, and what will happen if I don't do it? Does this have anything to do with me?"
Sun Wukong asked coldly.
"I'm just curious. How can my eyes bear it if I don't blink for such a long time?"
"Don't you understand the point of what I'm saying? Don't talk to me about dry eyes or not."
Sun Wukong immediately became furious.
Seeing that Sun Wukong couldn't even chop down sugar cane with his hands, and was in tatters, many people were a little puzzled. This was completely different from what Master Chen Xuanzang said before, that he was sinister and cunning!
"If you have anything else, bring it out to me, bring it out, bring it all out."
Sun Wukong said arrogantly. As a result, Chen Xuanzang directly took out a cactus ball.
"So, you young people, sometimes you really can't communicate with you. You asked me to borrow something. I lent it to you. You said I lent it to you. But you..."
"Mr. Sun."
"I won't eat, thank you. You see that young people nowadays are frivolous and impetuous. I personally think it's better to be more down-to-earth."
"Mr. Sun"
Chen Xuanzang once again handed the cactus ball to Sun Wukong.
"Don't do this to me. If you want to eat, you can eat it yourself."
"I didn't want to eat it, you asked me to take it out and beat it to pieces for you."
"I wipe!!!"
Sun Wukong became furious. He wanted to go out, but he was beaten back directly. The whip hit him on the body, making him howl uncontrollably.
"It's been five hundred years, how long are you going to keep me trapped? I, I've changed, I've changed, I've had enlightenment, Buddha. Why do you still refuse to believe me?"
Sun Wukong said in a hoarse voice.
"You said that Buddha refused to believe you, but do you believe in Buddha? If you really have enlightenment, Buddha will definitely know it."
"You said I haven't had an epiphany yet?"
....
Sun Wukong still refused to agree to Chen Xuanzang's subjugation of the pig demon, saying that he had never eaten even one of his favorite bananas in the past five hundred years. At this time, Chen Xuanzang handed over the banana.
"If you want to subdue the pig demon, you must first lure him here. Although the pig demon was harmed by his wife and adulterer, he still likes his wife and likes to watch his wife dancing in the moonlight. He
He also wrote a poem to give to his wife as a love dance. It would be simple. Find a beautiful woman and sing it in a singing and dancing way on a full moon night, and the pig demon will naturally come.
"
"Then what?"
"Then leave it to me."
"what?"
"Mr. Sun, what do you think of me pretending to be a woman?"
"Mr. Chen, please respect yourself!"
At this moment, Miss Duan also jumped in. Seeing in front of her eyes Chen Xuanzang's shirtless body and Sun Wukong holding a banana, she quickly said: "I'm sorry to bother you."
"No, no, this banana is for eating."
The plot continued, with jokes interspersed from time to time. Miss Duan agreed to dance under the moonlight, and when Sun Wukong actually taught Miss Duan to dance, many people became drunk.
Later, when they saw Miss Duan dancing in the moonlight and the music started playing, everyone became quiet!
The pig demon was finally attracted, and Sun Wukong directly surrendered the pig demon. When he saw the little pig in Sun Wukong's arms, he finally turned into a little rag doll.
After subduing the pig demon, Miss Duan once again confessed her love to Chen Xuanzang. Unfortunately, Chen Xuanzang refused again. In the end, Miss Duan left sadly.
Chen Xuanzang was also preparing to leave. After leaving the cave, Chen Xuanzang was sitting alone at the entrance of the cave. Many people couldn't bear to see him like this.
"Miss Duan is so nice, why don't you agree?"
"What are you doing sitting here? Go and get it right, wipe it."
"I'm drunk too. Damn, a monk can get married."
Some of the many spectators who had already joined in also said a little loudly at this time.
"Mr. Chen, is the moon outside today round? I haven't seen the moon for a long time. The lotus at the entrance of the cave is blocked."
Sun Wukong was talking below, and at this moment, Chen Xuanzang suddenly burst into flames after breaking the lotus in half!
I just threw the lotus in my hand, and the large lotus was burned directly!
"Finally got fooled!"
Sun Wukong, who was under the entrance of the cave, laughed maniacally!
call out!
The cave entrance soared into the sky, familiar music sounded, and Sun Wukong was unsealed!
Seeing that Chen Xuanzang did not put down his hands, Sun Wukong directly tore off all his hair. And just when Sun Wukong was about to send Chen Xuanzang to see the Buddha, the Demon Conqueror, Tiancanji, and Kong Kongzi also appeared.
The three of them pointed in front of Sun Wukong, but the Demon Conqueror wanted to fight with Sun Wukong, but was directly bitten to death by Sun Wukong.
The huge soles of Tian Can's feet wanted to trample Sun Wukong to death. He laughed arrogantly, but was pierced by Sun Wukong's palm!
In the end, only Master Kong was left, and he was still defeated by Sun Wukong!
In one breath, everything was blown to ashes!
"it's your turn!"
Sun Wukong came to Chen Xuanzang again and said coldly.
Miss Duan is back!
"No, let's go!"
Chen Xuanzang said painfully.
"You actually made him look like this, and you think I'm a vegetarian!"
Miss Duan's attack was easily blocked, and at the same time, her arm was also broken!
"You are no match for him, leave quickly!"
Chen Xuanzang roared like thunder, but it was of no use.
"Your father's short winter melon beat him like this. I'm not a fuel-efficient person."
Miss Duan limped to Sun Wukong and said loudly.
boom!
Sun Wukong jumped up and slapped Miss Duan on the head with both palms!
The person was swatted away with one palm!
"I caught you again, and you still don't admit that you love me."
Miss Duan said in an extremely low voice that she might die at any time.
"I love you. I fell in love with you the first time I saw you."
Chen Xuanzang spoke word by word with tears in his eyes.
"How much love?"
"so love!"
"There's not a day that goes by that I don't miss you."
"How long does love last?"
"A thousand years, ten thousand years!"
"Ten thousand years, it's been too long, just love me now,!"
After Miss Duan said these words, she died, and the music played in a loop again. Chen Xuanzang recalled every detail of the past and kissed her!
Wear that ring again!
At this moment, Sun Wukong blasted Miss Duan's body away!
"Look, I beat your most beloved woman until not even a hair is left. What can your Buddha do for you?"
Sun Wukong said mockingly.
"You are in so much pain right now, what can your Buddha do for you?"
At this moment, Chen Xuanzang suddenly glowed all over!
"The Great Sun Tathagata Sutra!"
Three hundred children's songs were directly turned into the Tathagata Mahavairocan Sutra! (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!
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