Rebirth Entertainment Storm

Chapter 799

On February 11th, the two movies "The Killing" and "Thailand" started selling tickets at the same time. For these two movies, "The Killing" has an advantage in terms of cast, and in terms of publicity, it is even better than

"囧囧" is better.

Therefore, even though "囧" has Zhao Ze's golden signature, the film schedule rate is still lower!

However, Zhao Ze doesn't care about these. He believes that after the box office statistics are released today, these cinemas, as long as they are not stupid, will know what to choose.

The movie tickets for the reserved theater were all distributed yesterday. Zhao Ze did not go to the reserved theater. Instead, he quietly came to a small cinema. Yes, Zhao Ze mainly wanted to see whether "囧囧" can compete with another

Time and space create miracles once again.

Of course, through other people's viewing and some details, Zhao Ze was also very confident. However, before the audience saw it, he still felt a little uneasy.

There was a long queue today. As expected by Zhao Ze, people were either watching "Killing Spring" or buying "囧囧". However, compared to police and gangster movies, during this time of the Chinese New Year, most people actually like

comedy.

This is just like why Feng Xiaogang's "1942" failed in the first place. He can only say that he was too confident. In many cases, he often broke away from the masses and was not far from failure.

Chinese New Year, @, ww☆w. It was originally a New Year's film to make people happy, but as a result, Feng Xiaogang made a heavy disaster film. Therefore, naturally no one bought it. Instead, he quickly shot a "Private Order"

"Production" was a great success.

Even Feng Xiaogang said in an interview that I did "Private Customization" just to repay the favor of Huayi Brothers. As a result, a movie shot in a short time was a box office success.

Therefore, Feng Xiaogang once said, I don't understand what the current audience likes to watch, and why no one watches a movie that has been prepared for a long time, and a shoddy movie that does well at the box office?

Why?

Because the audience likes it!

In fact, it's that simple. It remains to be seen whether "囧囧" can be liked by the audience this time, or whether it can be liked by the audience in this time and space!

Holding the movie tickets, Zhao Ze and Ning Qian were in Hall 3. There were still ten minutes before the movie started. However, Zhao Ze took a quick look and found that almost 60% of the people had arrived.

"not bad!"

Zhao Ze said with a smile.

"I feel like there should be a few more people."

Ning Qian whispered.

"It should be 80%."

Zhao Ze opened his mouth and said.

As Zhao Ze and Ning Qian expected, as the film started, many more people finally came one after another!

"I wonder if "囧囧" will be as exciting as the promotional video?"

"I feel like it should be good. After all, Mr. Zhao Ze has always recommended it."

"Haha, don't mention this now. My buddy grabbed the movie ticket that Zhao Ze gave away. But guess what? Zhao Ze wasn't in that theater at all."

"I wiped it, where did he go?"

"Who knows, we haven't seen it anyway."

…

Hearing the comments around him, Zhao Ze also secretly felt ashamed, but thinking that he had indeed not promised these fans that he would go to the cinema, therefore, it cannot be considered that Zhao Ze broke the appointment.

With such a peaceful thought, Zhao Ze instantly felt that he no longer had any psychological pressure!

As the movie started, everyone became quiet!

The video officially begins!

After Wang Bao and Xu Zheng got off the bus in Thailand, everyone in the theater never stopped laughing!

"I wonder, is this Wang Bao just here to trick Xu Zheng?"

"Haha, you really amused me to death!"

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Countless people burst into laughter, and as the film progressed, they saw Xu Zheng and Wang Bao going to each other's room to steal the key, but unfortunately they ended up in the wrong room.

"Nima, Wang Bao thinks Huang Bo is a green onion cake!"

"Haha, Xu Zheng's tooth hurts again!"

…

Many people really laughed when they saw this scene!

…

Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang were sitting in the waiting room. Xu Zheng, who was already asleep, leaned back suddenly and his head directly hit the cactus.

"Ah, are you always going to hold a cactus?"

"You don't understand, now it's a cactus, but when you go to the temple, it's the tree of health!" Wang Baoqiang said with some dissatisfaction.

"It's very effective in dispelling diseases and disasters."

"Okay, okay, bring the phone!"

Xu Zheng reluctantly asked Wang Bao for his cell phone, only to find that the pictures from last night had been deleted again.

The two quarreled again, and Xu Zheng had no choice but to buy a Thai card!

"Then tell me, did you get beaten by a male demon last night?"

Wang Baoqiang pointed at Xu Zheng somewhat seriously and said.

The scene changed and the two of them were sitting on the train!

Everyone laughed, and they felt like they were a funny duo.

On the train, Xu Zheng was surfing the Internet and looking at the photos of his daughter in his wallet!

"Who is that kid?"

Wang Baoqiang came over.

"Can you please just ignore me?"

Xu Zheng said helplessly at this time.

The cell phone rang, and it turned out to be Xu Zheng's wife's call. As a result, Wang Baoqiang immediately picked up the call.

The quarrel between the two makes people laugh endlessly!

At this time, Wang Baoqiang questioned Xu Zheng about having a wife and actually doing such things as cuckolding others. Xu Zheng concentrated on looking at the pictures that were about to appear on the computer and ignored Wang Baoqiang at all.

Just when the picture was about to be uploaded, Wang Baoqiang directly pulled out the USB flash drive!

…

The plot of the film continued to develop, Huang Bo borrowed a taxi, and on the train, while Wang Baoqiang was reading a book, a picture fell down, which was exactly the same as the picture on the computer.

Next, the two began to walk and take photos while music played. Everyone watched with gusto. Especially Xu Zheng looked helpless and laughed.

Xu Zheng left Wang Baoqiang alone and found the temple in the picture!

At this time, just when Xu Zheng came to the temple to find Lao Zhou, Huang Bo also met Wang Baoqiang!

"How did you come?"

"you know me?"

"do not know!"

"Where are the others?"

"Stop pretending to me, you are his tour guide, where are the others?"

"I have no idea."

…

All I could see was that Huang Bo was taking rolls of money towards the outside!

"I already know about you two."

Wang Baoqiang looked at Huang Bo and said in a low voice.

"He tells you everything."

Huang Bo thought it was the oil tycoon's fault, so he said angrily.

"You can't blame him alone for this kind of thing. My mother said, one slap can't make a difference!"

"Life is like a game of chess, who has the last laugh is not certain."

Huang Bo said with a slight sneer.

"But I've long been used to this kind of thing."

"Are you used to it?"

"There is something wrong with your wife."

"What does it have to do with my wife?"

"Your wife seduced him first."

"That's true love."

"What?"

"But don't worry, I have made him let go of his oath. He will never cuckold you again."

Hearing Wang Baoqiang's words, Huang Bo suddenly braked hard and hit him directly.

…

It’s really so funny, I laughed so hard!

"Damn, damn, the dramatic effect of these two is too strong."

"Haha, Wang Bao's expression is really too innocent."

…

This is where the plot continues. Xu Zheng came to the temple to look for Lao Zhou, but found out that he was looking for the wrong one.

Huang Bo also came in at this time!

At this time, the three of them became a mess!

The quarrel between the three people made these Thai gangsters confused.

The situation was so chaotic that the people in the theater burst into laughter!

Especially, Wang Baoqiang's last charming kick shocked everyone!

The three of them had their own big escape. As a result, Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang escaped, but Huang Bo was detained!

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Almost everyone watched the movie with a smile. After discovering a village, it turned out that everyone was enjoying the Water Splashing Festival.

Xu Zheng ignored Wang Baoqiang and asked him to play alone. While he was eating a banana and about to turn on the computer, water suddenly surged from the slope above.

Brainwashed!

Xu Zheng was sprayed bloody on the head. He looked up at Wang Baoqiang. Wang Baoqiang said innocently: "I just want to clear your mind."

"I'm used to it."

Xu Zheng said to himself.

…

And when Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang fell into the river while riding on the elephant, everyone burst into laughter.

…

After reading it, many people were most touched at the end. It turned out that Wang Baoqiang's mother had Alzheimer's disease, and his coming to Thailand was actually more about fulfilling his mother's dream.

In the end, Xu Zheng no longer wanted Oil Pa. He finally discovered that true happiness lies in being with the person he likes and his family.

Finally, I have to say that the appearance of Fan Xiaobing in the film was a big surprise to everyone!

After everyone watched the movie, the whole theater burst into laughter.

"It's too good to be true, but it won't work. I'm going to watch another one tomorrow."

"I thought, these three people are like a golden triangle. This damn girl is not the least bit good-looking."

"I don't want to say anything. I just want to say that this movie is so damn good."

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As soon as he came out of the theater, many people were talking about "囧囧". Zhao Ze knew that this time, as he thought, he would be able to get a movie that everyone likes. It is, after all, a comedy movie.

"Oh no, Shachun, beat him to death. Damn it, it feels like it's just being cool. There's no logic at all. The police actually let the criminal go in the end, for what moral reasons? Your sister, what are you doing?

Kind? This is stupid."

"I'm drunk too. Why does Hua Zai always take part in such bad movies? Damn, can we still play together?"

"This movie is so sentimental to watch during the Chinese New Year. Anyway, I will never watch it again."

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Compared with "囧囧", the evaluation of another movie "Killing Spring" is much lower.

I have to say that the audience’s comments are the most authentic. After watching the film, many people began to express their feelings about watching it on WeChat.

Fortunately, "Thai囧" has a lot of laughs but does not affect the main plot. The jokes are vulgar but not forgetting to be sensational and sublime. It is full of laughs but does not take the route of making shit. It is really suitable to be placed in the Lunar New Year stalls. I am optimistic about the box office surprise. The fantasy journey of three young people

, all kinds of vulgar jokes are constantly being made! If you don’t hold your stomach after watching it, it means that either your muscles are stiff or you have entered the wrong theater. This year, I will celebrate the New Year with this movie!"

"There are tears in laughter, and the emotion is moderate. Director Xu Zheng's debut is full of sincerity, and it is well-deserved to be the best domestic comedy of the year. Let's watch the heroes compete for the New Year's Eve, and the one who is embarrassed will win when they meet on a narrow road. "

"Commercial light comedy that incorporates exotic elements, neat script, tracking, cross-dressing and other types of techniques are borrowed. The unburdened and superficial comedy segments focus on combining scene scheduling and action design, but unfortunately the level of storyboarding fails to achieve the comedy effect;

Although there are many deliberately imitated actions, they can express the audience's emotions smoothly. The director's expression has no new ideas; the rhythm between comedy and calmness is out of balance. Wang Baoqiang's famous performance is added with a comedy version."

"The laughter was so dense that everyone in the audience was laughing. The actors' acting skills were superb, the plot was coherent, and the scenery was beautiful. There were so many surprises. I highly recommend it with five stars. I love Wang Baoqiang. Huang Bo said that the baby is really good at natural expressions

Give the audience your own simplicity.”

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It has to be said that most of the viewers gave good reviews, but at this time, "Killing the Spring" received negative reviews, and many people even started to criticize the movie for being a money-making idiot.

"I don't understand how talented the director of the movie "Killing Spring" is to make such a bad movie, and to be so narcissistic about calling it the best Lunar New Year movie this year. At this time, I

I just want to say, fuck you, whoever watches this movie will watch it."

"Whether you are praising Ex, whether you are consuming Hua Tsai, but at this time I just want to say one thing, I will not watch this movie again, and I will not recommend others to watch it. Domestic movies,

It’s because of you trash that it’s so vulnerable, can’t you spend some money on the plot, props, and even special effects?”

"Haha, it's really funny. I originally thought this movie was pretty good, but now I have to say, what kind of garbage movie is this? Go away, it's just a waste of my ticket money."

…

Countless people criticized the movie one after another. However, it cannot be said that there were no people who praised the movie. Some idiot fans, such as the idiot fans of EXO, started to make various unnutritious comments on the movie at this time.

At the same time, Asia Entertainment also publicly stated that the movie has received very good reviews. As for other reviews it has received now, he even declared that he hopes that some people can hire less trolls.

Apparently, Huanya Entertainment directly alluded to Pinxuan Entertainment hiring trolls to slander "Killing Spring"

"I'm really screwed. By the way, can I still have some facial expressions? Not much else to say, just the picture above!"

Zhao Ze’s WeChat account didn’t say any nonsense, but directly took screenshots of several WeChat users.

"First, the rhythm of the story is slow. Second, the jokes are too old and rely on spoofs to please the audience. Third, the story has no emotions and is pure farce. Fourth, a large number of plots are seriously plagiarized and there are no original comedy plots. Fifth,

The biggest problem is that it is not sincere and is just a scam to deceive the audience of their movie ticket money."

"Such an idiotic film was rated so highly!!!"

"As a director, Xu Zheng is calm enough and narcissistic enough. Wang Baoqiang is good, but there is still no improvement in the comedy. In any comedy he appears in, he will make the effect fully resemble the Spring Festival Gala. I don't know if it will damage Xu Zheng."

Zheng Zheng's original intention. Huang Bo is simply a waste. I hope Xu Zheng will keep making movies, but sincerity and excellent debut films are never the criteria for a movie to gain points. This movie is worth not watching."

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Countless screenshots have been released. Each of these micro-blog users who commented on "Thai囧" has almost a few fans, and some even have zero fans and zero attention.

Obviously, these are the legendary naval forces

As soon as these screenshots came out, countless fans became even more lucky.

"Oh, why don't you want to be shameless? Obviously I hired a navy, but the result is good. Just tell Pinxuan Entertainment to hire a navy. At this time, I just want to say one thing. Do you still want the face you promised?"

"Haha, I'm really drunk, and I'm really speechless. Damn, I just don't even have any face. Look, your sister, the movie "Killing Spring". Whether it's good or not depends on the individual.

I can see it all, and even said that I hired trolls to write negative reviews for you. I really don’t understand how you can be so thick-skinned?”

"If it wasn't for Andy, who would have watched this movie of yours? It turned out to be a good thing, the promised star was Andy. It turned out to be just a trick, I really hit the mark."

…

Countless fans, who are dissatisfied with the movie "Killing Spring", are also angry. Don't you mean that we give bad reviews?

Then we really did it!

Therefore, on major movie websites, "囧囧" has a rating of nine points, while "The Killing of Spring" has a rating of one point!

This is ridiculous, it is simply a contrast between naked and snowy!

At this moment, everyone was dumbfounded. You know, generally for bad movies, the lowest score is only 3 points. As a result, this one was so good that it directly refreshed the score by one point.

This is really a shame!

Everyone knows that the ratings of "Killing Spring" will make them cry!

On the other hand, film critics also gave their own evaluations after watching "囧"

The famous film critic He Caitou also published a long review of this movie.

“Finally a real New Year’s film

I have asked again and again: Why is it so difficult to watch a pure popcorn movie at the end of the year?

Historically, this important responsibility has always been on the shoulders of director Feng Xiaogang, but this year he applied for leave, gave up filming the Lunar New Year episode, and stopped filming movies. I feel very regretful about this.

The function of a New Year's film is even more simple: to make everyone laugh, make everyone's eyelashes wet, and finally add a happy and happy ending. The left hand is funny and the right hand is warm. The key is to allow the audience to laugh wildly, but the warm part must bring tears.

Control it well. Only tears are allowed to roll in the eyes. The girls' small breasts are heaving violently in the dark. The men cough slightly and wiggle their butt restlessly. The principle is that tears are never allowed to flow down! So, they

After watching the happy ending, I walked out of the cinema. I felt like I had received a full emotional massage. I was so happy that I went into the Christmas, New Year and Spring Festival shopping. I even recalled the hilarious scenes in the crowds of people during the Spring Festival and suddenly became happy and forgot about it for the time being.

I have been standing on one foot for 36 hours.

Based on the above analysis, Thai囧 is likely to become the biggest dark horse in Chinese movies this year.

Director, screenwriter and starring Xu Zheng (don't forget Baidu, he is the pig in "Spring is Bright") has strictly implemented the industrial process of New Year's films, and has everything he needs:

There is a joke about the sunny young man played by Wang Baoqiang (not to mention Baidu, the second one in "Soldier Assault"). Now the baby in "Running Brothers" is facing the elite pretentious young man played by Xu Zheng. Behind the two of them, there are also dedicated and unlucky people.

Huang Bo has been chasing and killing him for thirty years.

Whether it is the tenderness of Tao Hong and Xu Zheng as a couple or the tenderness of Wang Baoqiang as a mother and son, the cinema instantly became quiet. The audience temporarily stopped stuffing popcorn into their mouths, but breathed seriously and blinked hard.

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There's a sex scene and you won't believe what's happening in front of you! There's really a sex scene, and it's extremely rotten! And it's hilarious! It happened between the 25th and 30th minute, and the abdominal muscles of the entire audience were almost broken.

It is very important to have a counterattack! Is there anything in this world that is more exciting than a young man finally getting his wish? Thanks to Fan Xiaobing and Fan Ye, her role as a goddess is very convincing, and she probably won’t get much remuneration, but let her

The ending adds a lot of color.

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Finally, I know that many people say that I am helping people market and take money to flatter them. I can responsibly say that this analysis is completely correct. In this story, Xu Zheng struggled to draw from the 60 million production fee.

He gave me a sum of money and asked me to help him with marketing. If it was a hit at the box office, he promised that I could have dinner with Fan Bingbing. I have a second version of this story. In this version, I don’t know Xu Zheng at all.

, I wrote this purely out of obligation after watching the movie because I liked it. Between the two stories, which one do you prefer to believe?"

If He Caitou's film review is based on the movie, then the other film review is more radical.

"You are the navy. Your whole family is the navy. Don't pretend to be artistic. I just like this kind of vulgarity."

Pre-reading statement:

This article just complains about some fake literature and art and fake freshness. There is nothing wrong with literature, art and freshness. It’s just that some writers, men and women, always talk about what good Western food and steak they have eaten and what good red wine they drank. They look very proud and often take some.

I use the names of people and books to show off myself, and when I see something on Douban that I don’t like that others like, I turn to personal attacks and call them trolls. I think it’s completely understandable that I don’t think it’s funny after watching a movie like “Thailand”, but it doesn’t make sense.

Because if you don’t laugh and others laugh, you have to call others trolls.

I think a person who reads and thinks a lot should be tolerant to a certain extent.

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If you have to lament why some people would laugh at such a vulgar movie, then okay, I admit that I am actually a troll. After watching the movie and reading the 1-star comments, I coded these words and I can get 2 yuan and 50 cents.

Money, I am taking this article so seriously and tirelessly just so that I can no longer cook noodles for myself after work, but also have money and the opportunity to read the novels of Russia's Botswana and the British.

After Bill's satire,"

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ps: I got a lump in my throat, which caused a fever. Moreover, after sitting for a long time, my neck may have stiffened, and the pain was excruciating. When I wrote this, I added another one, and my stomach suddenly hurt. Tragedy.

Just write movie reviews like this, delete a lot of them, and try not to charge extra money. Finally, I saw two pirated versions with crooked book reviews, which made me even more uncomfortable. Let’s go to hell and compare them. What qualifications do you have if you watch them for free?

You are talking about me, Chen Chen, the author of Martial God Space, get out of here, well, I am not pretending to be pitiful, I am really sick. After all, if you are looking at thieves, even if you say Potian, they will not have sympathy. Here, I only thank you.

Brothers and sisters who insist on subscribing.

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