Rebirth Entertainment Storm

Since the four movies "Invincible Plane", "Plane Love", "Car Love" and "Plane" premiered at the same time, in addition to inviting many media, they also invited almost hundreds of film critics. According to Huang

The plan of a group of four of them, these film critics, even if they give random gifts, they have to be praised well.↖

However, what they did not expect was that among the hundreds of film critics, except for a few who were paid to praise them online, most of them gave these four films a storm of criticism.

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This made Huang and the other four people unable to help but curse loudly!

Damn, this is so shameless!

After receiving the money, how can you not do anything?

However, no matter how much they scolded them, film critics still gave negative reviews to the four movies!

"Invincible Plane"!

I really want to say something, is it shooting people or planes? And is this a science fiction movie? Or a horror movie? This plane is actually a person, and everyone who has flown on this plane will follow the plane.

An affair.

I'm scratching my head and I want to say something, can you guys be more ridiculous? Did the screenwriter grow up eating shit?

"Airplane Encounter"!

I only have two words for this movie. What's more, damn it, you dare to plagiarize "Love Call Transfer". Can you plagiarize it so that no one can tell? Damn, it's actually an angel, and the angel also gives the protagonist a plane.

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He said that on this plane, the protagonist can have an affair every time he takes it. Moreover, what makes me speechless the most is that the woman he meets has the same occupation as in "Love Call Transfer". I really want to say something

, you are so bold in plagiarizing!

"Car Love Encounter"!

I really want to ask, are you making a pornographic film? And it copied the structure of "Love Call Transfer 2", it turned out to be a car shock. Every time the heroine can give other people a car shock to solve the emptiness

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Damn it, director, I hope you can really eat shit later. If you don’t eat shit, it’s absolutely unacceptable!

"A Plane from Extraterrestrial Space"!

I used to think that Huang Yixing was so conclusive and even said that he wanted to fight Zhao Ze, so I was quite looking forward to this movie he shot. However, after I attended the premiere and watched it for 20 minutes, I just felt

I want to say something--

What was this shot about?

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For a while, the four movies received countless negative reviews. Of course, there were also some trolls or fans who thought the movie was good, and they supported it weakly.

Of course, while Huang and his party were about to cry without tears, they also gave themselves enough positive energy. They thought that if according to the current situation, the more criticism the movie becomes, the more popular it becomes, maybe there are readers for their movie?

Many filmmakers have given different views. They believe that the release of six movies at the same time is a failed strategy. You have to know how many theaters there are, and moreover, space must be given to previous movies. The top six movies are scheduled.

It definitely has a big impact.

Zhao Ze also laughed after seeing many people's rational analysis. The reason why he chose to release two movies at the same time was to stimulate these four idiots to release them at the same time. He wanted to get it done once and for all, and he really didn't want to delay it like this anymore.

After all, there are so many bedbugs hanging around in front of you every day. To be honest, it's disgusting!

Originally, Zhao Ze was worried that these four guys were so stupid that they were considered second-tier directors, and they might actually produce creative movies. Although it would be more enjoyable to torture them, they were still a little uncomfortable.

As a result, when the film critic sent by Zhao Ze came back and said what he said, Zhao Ze felt relieved.

Bullshit, the filming was just bullshit, they even tried to bribe everyone with money, but in the end, most people refused to accept his tactics!

That's right, Mr. Zhao, you haven't seen any of the four movies. They are completely plagiarized by Chi Guoguo. Moreover, in addition to plagiarism, the films they filmed are really too rubbish.

Originally, I felt that their movies were not very good, but their four movies were really bad!

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After hearing what the film critic said to him when he came back, and what many people said on the Internet, Zhao Ze also felt quite achy or speechless. Could it be that these four guys are worse than idiots!

On the Internet, six movies rarely made headlines, and the discussion of the topic continued until the next day. On this day, many film critics also formed groups in twos and threes and began to watch the movies.

This time, the cinema's film schedule is also quite complicated. Although Zhao Ze's two films, "The Love of the Heart" and "The Breakup Master", have relatively good reputations, the other four films have received various ridicules.

However, early evaluations cannot be used as a measure for their film schedule. After all, many times, the only way to measure a movie is the box office!

Therefore, on the first day of the film schedule, for the six movies, the theater did not allocate all the films to "Love in the Heart" and "The Breakup Master", but just a little extra.

It is precisely because of this that Huang and his party are promoting like crazy. They believe that as long as the box office statistics are released tomorrow, they will be able to schedule more movies.

The first show today is the premiere of "Beautiful Heart", and theaters across the country gave the show at 9 o'clock to "Butterfly Love"!

This movie, from the trailer to the promotional video, to the subsequent reviews of the premiere, has a lot of expectations for the movie. Therefore, many people bought tickets early to watch the performance.

What.

It can be said that, as discussed before, the film begins with Huang Bo being divorced, then Xu Zheng appears, and at the same time expresses his intention to take Huang Bo on a journey to find an affair.

At the beginning, many people thought that Yang Zibin ended up living with Huang Bo. However, as the plot progressed, or to be precise in the later stages, many people understood that it turned out that there were two parallel lines.

It can be said that the film is full of jokes from beginning to end, and this road movie has won the support of many people, and many people even think that it will be an innovation in comedy.

As for the second scene, it seems that it is still agreed upon. It is directly the second movie "The Breakup Master"!

This film lacks the speculation of the first film. It can be said that the film is just one word, "Go", with Deng Xiaochao performing various spoofs. The touching feeling of the film and the sensationalism at the end of the film can be said to not have much effect.

In short, when the audience finished watching it, they laughed one after another!

As for the next four movies, "The Invincible", "The Extraterrestrial", "Aventurine" and "Car", they were released separately. On the first day, perhaps because of everyone's expectations, the attendance rate was not bad.

When these movies were released, many people who had watched the movie "The Flower of the Heart" had already begun to share their thoughts on the Internet----

"All the ordinary things became different at the last moment when time and space converged. The time and space line is great! It is indeed Zhao Ze's work, the plot is really good, and the laughs are also amazing. Ma Xiaosu has contributed the best performance since the movie

The acting skills and the true character are superb. Yang Zibin is indeed a representative of young literary and artistic women, and the details are perfect. It is a pity that the director has a deep prejudice against young literary and artistic women. The heroine is in name only, and engine oil is the king."

"A love story about "letting go". A crazy and heartbreaking road story. Fun jokes, clever narrative traps, lovable characters and endearing themes make up this year's best comedy movie, with many shortcomings.

But the flaws are not concealed, I haven’t been able to laugh out loud in a theater for a long time!”

"The first half had mediocre laughs, and I thought it was a cliche movie, but the second half got better and better. There were a few scenes that really made me laugh until my stomach hurt. After I got home, I found that the smile muscles on my face were a little sore. Maybe it was because I hadn't seen them for a long time.

Are you laughing like this? The most rare thing is that as a commercial film, this film also explores some issues that directly touch the hearts of modern people, such as how can men have sex?

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After watching the first scene, many viewers couldn't wait to comment on the movie online. Obviously, the movie achieved a comedy effect. In addition, the film critics made a more profound review of the movie.

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""The Flowers of the Heart" is not serious but contains the stuffing of literary style.

After watching it, I just want to say that Zhao Ze’s production must be a high-quality product. After watching it, thinking about the plot, I still feel relaxed and happy. There is a kind of movie that is particularly suitable for soothing emotions, especially when you are depressed, "Heart Blossom Road"

” is the kind of movie that makes people happier the more they watch it.

This movie has love, intention, and beautiful scenery; beauties, cute pets, and scary girls; romantic encounters, hookups, and killings; gay love, and lace; lost women, and underworld; catching mistresses, car sex, and gang fights in the holy land of hookups.

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Huang Bo and Xu Zheng, with their tongue-in-cheek and dirty jokes, are funny without losing warmth, joking without losing rationality, they laugh with tears and laugh with tears.

On the surface, "Heart Blossom Road" looks hilarious, full of gags, dirty jokes, and cold jokes, but in fact, it has a strong literary flavor in its bones. You think it is about frustration, lust, and drunkenness. In fact, it is

It tells you how to face life and all the dissatisfactions in life. Life is so bizarre, and all your expectations may have a paradoxical ending, just like Geng Hao wants to get out of the shadow of a failed marriage, but the shadow always remains.

They follow us everywhere like a shadow. We must truly understand that shadow is actually a part of life. Only by getting along well with it can we have hope in life and find a happy path. This is a simple but profound philosophy, just like Hao Yixin

The mating journey that he wanted to complete ended up with frequent mistakes due to the appearance of true love. He regarded true love as a shadow. When one day he calmly made an oath with this shadow, this movie magically created a cheerful scene.

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This movie is definitely not a classic. It is said that Huang Bo and Xu Zheng co-directed and co-starred. It must be said that their tacit understanding is simply unique. Watching their rivalry is a kind of physical and mental pleasure. Every one of them

The eyes and every movement are very precise, and every line has "lightning". The comedy effect produced by the collision between them is unimaginable by any screenwriter, presenting a natural dramatic effect.

The story line designed by Zhao Ze for "Heart Blossoms on the Road" is very innovative. The first two-thirds are a light-hearted and humorous road comedy, and the last third adds two exciting points and a clever dual time and space narrative.

Structural connection of clues.

The first half, on the surface, is about making jokes and wandering around like crazy. In fact, it is a constant accumulation of emotions. Geng Hao first failed in his marriage, and then inexplicably embarked on a journey of hunting for women. He thought he could get out of the haze. But he encountered accidents many times.

.First he broke his fortune in Tianmen Mountain, then he was raped by a mistress in a small barber shop, and was baptized with anti-wolf spray on the road. He thought he was having an affair, but he encountered misalignment of sexual orientation. The worst blow came from his ex-wife’s remarriage, so he lost all hope. On the two aspects,

, Kang Xiaoyu also encountered various difficulties. He originally thought that Dali was a paradise-like existence. However, it turned out to be a place harboring filth and evil. The more he wanted to get rid of it, he would always be with him.

Then all the emotions accumulated to the point where they needed to explode, and one of the best scenes of the movie came into being. The scene of getting drunk in the hotel is the best scene of the movie, and the woman who lost her footing played by Ma Xiaosu was outstanding.

When Geng Hao and Hao Yi were surrounded by gangsters, the boss asked Geng Hao to sing to cheer up. Geng Hao hummed loudly like he was venting his anger. In the background was Hao Yi and his gangster gangsters. It was both funny and sad to watch. Black humor*

The most important point is that Geng Hao and Hao Yi pointed prop guns at each other's heads, and Geng Hao solemnly said the words "break up the friendship" in Cantonese. The audience was laughing wildly, but in the play, he even lost the only remaining friendship.

. After laughing, my eyes were full of sadness.

In the last comedy scene of the film, Geng Hao finally realizes that all the unsatisfactory experiences in life come from his inability to get along well with the shadows of the past. If he does not face them head-on, he will never be able to escape, so he is almost crazy and relieved.

He was enjoying the joy of fighting against those who were disrespectful to his ex-wife. When he fell to the ground, fists and kicks hit him like raindrops, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth. In the next shot, Hao Yi came flying towards him, so this smile was again

With a more brilliant reason, relief turned into recovery.

This is probably how life is, only when you put aside everything and risk yourself, those shadows and demonic obstacles will grow into a happy journey.

Just like a little anti-wolf spray, you must remember to face it head-on.

In the end, Baoqiang was really good at disguising himself. Damn, he didn’t even recognize him even though he was wearing glasses!”

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In addition to this movie review, there is another movie review that perfectly expresses the movie--

""Heart Blossoms on the Road": We take care of both our kidneys and our hearts

Huang Bo was slapped in the face, and Xu Zhengtong's mother pretended to be cute and hugged the tortoise, and grabbed him. He was planning to go to the movie with a big smile, but he ended up crying in the cinema.

I thought to myself, this is really a bad taste movie, but then I thought about the subsequent development. Under the veil of bad taste, there is still a compassionate face. There are no tears for no reason in the world. This is originally a movie for

A tear-jerking comedy. The man is cheated on, and the woman is abandoned. Everyone loves bad humor, but it must be the kind where the mask is peeled off and there is sincerity underneath.

Love stories are the eternal theme of movies, but it is difficult to express the concept of love well. It is too serious and serious, which is boring. It is too unconventional and offends people, especially Chinese people who are quite traditional at heart. It will appear that the three views are not correct, and everyone may not be able to understand it.

Saw it in the cinema.

Huang Bo plays a man who is emotionally wounded. The ugly man is affectionate and is the most effective, making people laugh at and sympathize with him at the same time. The ugly man moved the audience by saying goodbye to a failed love.

We are all rolling around in the world of mortals, and the things we have done, which we feel are lingering and pathos, are just disgusting and disgusting in the eyes of others. Watching a good show. Geng Hao and Hao Yi are good friends, brothers for more than ten years, holding guns.

Confronted, clamoring for severance.

Huang Bo was arranged in a plot of healing all the way. With Xu Zheng's strong support, he went from crying and struggling to saying goodbye sadly. It requires people to bless the lovers they can't get and forgive those who betrayed them. It's really too much.

Difficult, but not difficult. The key is whether the parties concerned have completed a complete set of rituals.

On the road, it is a ritual. All kinds of funny things are like taking medicine. Let go of the people we have wronged and the unlucky things we have been wronged by.

The twelve words of Master Shengyan are universally applicable to everything in the world. We have no other choice but to do this. "Face it, accept it, deal with it, and let it go."

This does not mean that we no longer love. This is the secret of transformation. Having loved deeply makes us become people who understand ourselves and love better.

Three thousand kilometers away, we walked toward Yunnan and reached the depths of flowers. There is nothing new about romance, but the filmmakers created a new concept of romance between a pair of good gay friends. There are brothers and dogs, and everyone looks for beautiful women to have sex with. It’s really a search.

If you can't find a beautiful woman, you might as well look for a lesbian. Even if you don't succeed, you have no choice but to spend money to find a woman. After finishing your journey to find a woman, come back and face your own heart after all the fuss.

There is no such thing as betrayal or hurt in the world. The birth and end of a relationship have their own life cycle. What we are reluctant to part with and hold on to in our hands is our own persistence.

This is looking into a funny mirror, ourselves, this is the funniest thing. If we change our names and become the people on the big screen, it will be fun and easy to accept.

A man's self-rescue corresponds to a woman's ability to see through the clouds. Beautiful girls like Yang Zibin, Ma Xiaosu, etc. are not just symbols that lead men in traditional literary and artistic films, but are also living, loving and hating, tormenting and achieving each other. These are

Men and women get together, a three-pronged approach, they are both literary and youthful, but also ordinary and secular, with irony, beautiful scenery and fireworks. If only Yang Zibin has the kind of literary and artistic young woman, I really can't stand it. If there is only Huang Bo and Xu Zheng

It's so crazy. I can't help but repeat it to Tai囧. After all, Tai囧's movie-watching experience is so wonderful that I can compare it. Fortunately, it all blends together.

Funny and tender, it is the must-win of all stories. Funny is our way of self-protection and survival, tenderness is the true love that we can never let go of in life. It is the little light when we say goodbye, and when we are alone and desolate, it surges vastly in the darkness.

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True love comes from love, true love is also irreversible, true love is destined but not separated, true love also lingers.

The little Shamate girl deliberately made her boyfriend angry, but at the critical moment, she protected the naughty little boy. This is true love. Geng Hao answered his ex-wife’s call at the airport and confirmed that he was finally getting married to someone else, and burst into tears.

He tried his best to suppress it, Hao Yi looked on with a distressed expression on his face, this is also true love. Geng Hao is sorry for Kang Xiaoyu, Geng Hao wishes Kang Xiaoyu, this is still true love. The stray dog ​​is sorry and turned into pet juice, and will never leave, this

It's still true love.

Caiyunzhinan is so beautiful. When our movies are enough to catch people's attention, so many good places in China are finally integrated into the movies and captivating. PolyU, which is said to be the holy land of one-night stands, finally has a story to openly ridicule.

Ridicule is inherently a kind of self-deprecation.

In life, who wouldn’t want to do happy things with a loved one? Sometimes we are distracted by our hearts, and sometimes we are just walking away from our hearts. Walking away from our hearts is too painful, with high risks and low rewards. It is easy to be away from our hearts, but the worse the sex, the emptier the heart. Yes

Sometimes we are distracted by our kidneys and our hearts, which is of course the most ideal physical and mental harmony.

By the way, we are still living in an era full of aphorisms. "The Flowers of the Heart" is no exception. Shadow, shadow, it is a part of your life. The principle is very similar to chicken soup for the soul, but chicken soup is a daily necessities in life, the most practical and convenient

, to comfort us. At the end of the movie, the love view finally begins to urbanize, modernize, become civilized and restrained, and not so consistent.

Eliot once wrote a poem, "Where I begin, is where I end."

This sentence is perfect for Geng Hao and Kang Xiaoyu. When we start with one person, we end with another person. What we end with this person will start a new line with someone else. Geng Hao

, is it a better homophone? Hao Yi, is it a homophone for good brother and loyal enough? In fact, this is not important.

The important thing is that Er Er is thousands of miles away, and the Cangshan is not old. Geng Hao finally let go gently. Be careful and cherish it. The old pervert who was lost in the world, the indulgent Hao Yi also gently let go and followed.

Say goodbye to yourself. The lower body of the animal that enjoys it will also have hormonal depletion and feel tired due to the vibration of the car.

Farewell is rebirth.

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Compared to "Beautiful Heart" which has been well received all the time, "The Breakup Master" is still as good as its premiere, but it is two heretics.

"This is not a movie. It can only be said to be a collection of various jokes, and it is pieced together very reluctantly. The narration is not smooth, and the editing is random, so that there is no story or transition. And in the main theme

The jokes are also very hard-hitting, unnatural and artificial. Deng Xiaochao has embarked on a road of no return. It cannot be called a comedy performance, just a joke."

"Deng Xiaochao is indeed a chicken-blooded and water-bottle bitch, and he is so capable. The whole movie tries its best to make you laugh, and the audience did laugh, but the plot is dry and boring no matter how funny it is."

"This kind of comedy is what I like to watch. Deng Xiaochao and Yang Xiaoming's performance is really great. If you like it, you must support it."

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With the popularity of the two movies, after the screening of the other four movies ended for the day, many people finally started to become excited.

ps: I have to say that by choosing such a plot, I am asking for trouble. I don’t dare to write about movies for fear of being criticized. However, I can’t even write a movie review. The problem is that the plot of six movies is really painful when I think about it now.

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