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Chapter 195 Let's count to 123 and let's hang up together

Chapter 195 I count 123 and let’s hang up the phone together (please subscribe)

"Come on~! Drink!"

"Li Jun~ Don't pretend to be dead. Have you been drinking since you were three years old?"

"And Zhang Bei, don't pretend to be stupid. Didn't you grow up in a wine vat?"

"Come on? Get up and drink?"

In a kebab shop near Yanjing International Studies University, Chen Li's vanity was greatly satisfied.

No one knows how many times Chen Li was raped by one of his Northeastern employees in his previous life.

But now, Chen Li has successfully subdued two Northeastern men who said they grew up drinking.

It can be seen from this that Li Jun and Zhang Bei are definitely braggarts.

At least in terms of drinking capacity, these two people cannot represent the Northeast.

In the past life of the Internet, there were always some people who liked to argue about winning or losing.

Such as the intensity of drinking.!

But in fact, there are people who like to drink and can drink everywhere, and drinking capacity cannot be divided by region.

Take the Northeast for example. People in the Northeast are said to be able to drink it, but in fact there are also people in the Northeast who cannot drink it.

Chen Li is not a Northeasterner who has never seen anyone get dizzy after drinking a few glasses of beer, but he has also seen Northeastern girls drinking liquor and water.

In his previous life, Chen Li had really experienced how good the Northeastern people were at drinking.

Not to mention the little wine girl under him who is known as "you can never get drunk after a thousand drinks", let's talk about the girlfriend from Northeast China that Chen Li talked about at that time. That guy's drinking capacity is not much worse than Chen Li's.

Moreover, Chen Li still remembered that when he went to the girl's house, the girl's parents came to the battle, and Chen Li immediately drank the first meal.

I drank the wine at noon and woke up at night. But after waking up, Chen Li was knocked unconscious again.

That time Chen Li stayed in the Northeast for five days. Except for the last day when he was sober, he was dizzy every day for the other four days.

So, don’t jump when you go out, otherwise you will be like Li Jun and Zhang Bei at this moment.

These two guys jumped up as soon as the food was served. The reason why they jumped was because of their drinking capacity.

It’s the Northeast! I don’t say whether I drink well or not, but there are really many people who are willing to drink.

These two guys are like this. Anyway, they must have drunk a few times since they were young, so they started to brag.

After this blow, Chen Li immediately caught him. This guy divided three times, five divided two, and without much effort, Li Jun and Zhang Bei were convinced by Chen Li that they could not find their way to the north.

After persuading two Northeasterners, Chen Li also drifted away.

Then he took the idea to the other six people, and a big battle started.

An hour later, Chen Li looked at Zhao Xiaohai in front of him with drunken eyes.

"Fuck~! What the hell, I, you, didn't expect that!"

Chen Li never expected that he would drink down two Northeasterners and drink the other five guys into a stupor.

In the end, he finally fell for the nerd he thought before.

After drinking, Zhao Xiaohai obviously lost his previous introversion.

"Hehe~! I've been drinking home-brewed wine since I was a child. Come on, let's have another drink."

Strictly speaking, Chen Li's drinking capacity is still better than that of Zhao Xiaohai. Because Zhao Xiaohai is actually a bit drunk at the moment, but his situation is much better than Chen Li's.

But Chen Li first beat down two Northeasterners, and then beat down five other guys, but got stuck when he got to Zhao Xiaohai.

So in fact, Chen Li is one to eight. But no matter how you understand it, Chen Li definitely can't drink Zhao Xiaohai now.

"Forget it~forget it, if I keep drinking, I will get drunk."

Chen Li waved his hand, signaling that he would stop drinking.

He was very aware of his drinking capacity. In fact, he had already exceeded the limit to some extent tonight.

It's not that his drinking capacity is limited to this, but that his current body has not withstood more "alcohol tests". If it were Chen Li in his previous life, the two Zhao Xiaohais would not be able to drink him.

And now Chen Li didn't want to get drunk, so he stood up unsteadily. He was a little dizzy, but not drunk.

"Boss, how much is it?"

"Two hundred and five~ Just give me two hundred."

I didn't really eat much during this meal, I mainly drank a lot of wine.

Chen Li paid the bill, returned to the dining table, and started calling for people.

He and Zhao Xiaohai were the only ones who were awake. It was naturally impossible for them to get the other seven people back to school.

However, it was only Li Jun and Zhang Bei who drank so much that they fell unconscious.

Because these two guys started making a fuss as soon as they got to the wine table, and then they were immediately knocked down by the full-throated Chen Li.

Although the few people behind were all drunk, they were still able to walk more or less.

So Chen Li supported Li Jun, Zhao Xiaohai supported Zhang Bei, and the other five people supported me and I supported you.

A group of nine people wandered towards the school.

"Uh~!"

"I~ won't leave!"

"I'm~ tired, I want to sleep!"

Before he could reach the school, Li Jun, who was being supported by Chen Li, got drunk, threw Chen Li away, hugged the telephone pole on the roadside, and fell down.

This guy is sleeping, but his sleeping posture is a bit enchanting.

At this moment, Chen Li felt a little regretful that mobile phones these days could not take pictures. Otherwise, if he had taken a picture, he would have saved breakfast for at least a month.

As soon as Li Jun lay down on his side, Zhang Bei stopped and staggered a few steps, and then walked directly to Li Jun's side without saying anything.

The most ridiculous thing is that this guy actually pulled Li Jun's hand over and used it as a pillow.

This scene made Chen Li call him "good guy"!

If this could be photographed, Chen Li would never delete the photo if these two bastards didn't buy him breakfast for a semester.

And at this moment, Li Jun seemed to realize that there was someone around him, so he turned over, and then directly clamped Zhang Bei!

Clamped!

"Hiss~!"

"Fuck~!"

This was too eye-catching. For the third time, Chen Li felt that it was a shame not to have a mobile phone with a camera.

Just by shooting this scene, I got my meal tickets for four years of college!

At this moment, the situation at the scene is like this.

Li Jun and Zhang Bei were lying on the ground. Zhang Bei was resting on Li Jun's hand, while Li Jun clamped Zhang Bei's hand.

Next to the two of them, others including Chen Li and Zhao Xiaohai felt their scalps numb.

The moment Li Jun turned over, several other dizzy guys were also dumbfounded.

Anyway, at this moment, everyone stopped moving and just looked at the guy who had been drunk for the past two days.

In the end, Zhao Xiaohai was kinder and stepped forward to pull the two of them away, then helped Zhang Bei up.

Chen Li laughed for ten seconds before walking up and pulling Li Jun up.

"Don't disturb my sleep."

"I I want to sleep."

It only took ten minutes to walk from the dormitory to the place where nine people gathered for dinner, but in the end, the journey took half an hour.

Because Li Jun, that bastard, made trouble twice more on the road, and each time he fell down on the ground and said he wanted to sleep.

Don't tell me, sleeping when you're drunk is actually a good habit. At least it's better than that guy who drinks too much and acts crazy.

But at least find a place!

Zhang Bei did this very well, or maybe this guy was not as drunk as Li Jun.

In short, although Zhang Bei drank too much, he did not make any noise or make a fuss. Zhao Xiaohai helped him walk and he followed.

Finally, half an hour later, Chen Li and his party finally returned to dormitory 402.

"Hoo~! Holy shit, this guy is too heavy."

Drunk people are very heavy. In addition, Li Jun is tall and tall, half a head taller than Chen Li.

You know, Chen Li is now 1.79 meters tall, which is a full three centimeters taller than Chen Li in his previous life.

But this guy Li Jun is at least 1.85 meters tall. The most important thing is that this guy is stronger than Li Yuan.

"How much wine have you drunk?"

In the dormitory, Luo Ming lay on his bed, covered his nose and started to complain.

"It's none of your business!"

Before Chen Li could speak, Zhu Xiaotian beside him became unhappy.

There's no way, it's just like this in the dormitory. Once someone who doesn't fit in appears, he will be easily "attacked".

Obviously, Luo Ming is the one who doesn't fit in with others.

This guy maintains the arrogance of a native of Yanjing, but Gong Xiaobing, who is also from Yanjing like Luo Ming, is not so pretentious.

This guy just got into it with the other roommates at the wine table.

So. At this moment, two groups have been formed in dormitory 402, one big and one small.

The big one is naturally the group of nine headed by Li Jun, and the small one is naturally Luo Ming.

And generally when such a situation occurs, the two will definitely not be so harmonious.

Zhu Xiaotian embodies this at this moment!

If it was normal, he might not show it so obviously. But at this moment, he was drunk and he couldn't control his emotions.

Luo Ming, who was scolded, opened his mouth but said nothing in the end.

It is best not to reason with someone who has drunk, because alcohol anesthetizes the nerves, and once the nerves are numbed, there is no reason to reason at all.

Chen Li originally wanted to relax, but then his cell phone suddenly rang.

The phone number was from Yanjing, so Chen Li knew without guessing that it must be Liu Qingqing calling.

Huang Biao usually didn't call him when he had nothing to do. Instead, he would go to the commissary in the community when he called. Chen Li could almost memorize the public phone number.

If Deng Weimin called him, it must be his mobile phone number. As for Xiao Zhang, if Deng Weimin didn't call him, Xiao Zhang wouldn't call him either.

So, this must be Liu Qingqing.

"Hey~!"

Chen Li took his cell phone and went directly to the balcony. When he answered the call, it turned out to be Liu Qingqing calling.

"Chen Li~ This is the phone number of my dormitory. You have to write it down. You can call this number if you need to find me in the future."

"Oh~! Then wait a moment, I'll find you right away."

Chen Li hung up the phone directly, and then dialed back.

"Hey~ what's wrong? The phone is disconnected?"

Someone picked up the phone almost as soon as it was connected, and Liu Qingqing's clear voice came from the phone.

"Silly~! It costs money to answer calls on my mobile phone, so why not let me call you instead? You can also save some money on the phone bill."

These days, mobile phones are still charged in both directions. Even though Chen Li is considered a wealthy man today, he is still a little helpless as to how much the mobile phone bills are these days.

This is also the reason why Chen Li seldom uses his mobile phone after returning to Sichuan Province. Long distance and roaming are too expensive.

Because Chen Li's mobile phone number is a Yanjing number, and it is more acceptable in Yanjing. Local calls only cost 20 cents a minute.

"Oh~! You are quite smart~ Hehe~ Then every time I call you, you will call me back, so I can save some phone bills."

"Yeah~! Okay!"

"What's wrong with you? There seems to be something wrong with your voice. Are you sick?"

Throughout the summer vacation, Chen Li and Liu Qingqing could not be said to be tired of being together, but they stayed together for a relatively long time, so Liu Qingqing could easily tell that something was wrong when Chen Li spoke!

"No~ I drank some wine with my roommate at night, a little too much."

"Oh~ Chen Li, drinking is not good~ You should drink less in the future. My dad likes to drink, and my mom always yells at him."

"But I don't want to yell at you, so you should drink less in the future."

"Yeah~! Got it, I'll try to drink less in the future."

Generally, people who drink are reluctant to listen to others' advice, but at this moment, Chen Li felt very warm listening to Liu Qingqing's voice from the microphone.

Because in his previous life, someone always advised him to drink more, drink more.

At that time, Chen Li drank because of his performance. So now he feels good that someone can persuade him to drink less!

"Hmm~! This is how you behave!"

"Okay then~ since you drank today, I won't talk to you any more."

"You go to rest early and have a good sleep!"

"I don't~ I want to chat with you!"

Listening to Liu Qingqing's coaxing tone on the phone, Chen Li laughed directly.

"Liu Qingqing~ I found that after drinking, I missed you very much."

"I~I! I miss you too!"

In the microphone, the voice suddenly became quiet and dull. Chen Li's mind already showed the image of Liu Qingqing covering the microphone carefully.

"Ahem~ Alright, Chen Li! Go to bed quickly, I'll come find you tomorrow!"

At this moment, Liu Qingqing completely forgot that she had just said in the afternoon that she would stay with her roommate tomorrow. After all, plans can never keep up with changes!

"Okay~! Then I'm going to bed, and you should go to bed early."

"Hmm~ Go quickly, go quickly!"

Then there was silence on the phone.

"Huh? Chen Li, are you still there?"

"I'm here!"

"Didn't you say go to bed?"

"I'm waiting for you to hang up!"

"Hang up first!"

"No~hang up first!"

"Then I'll count to 123 and let's hang together!"

"good!"

"1,2,3~beep~!"