Rebirth: I Want to Surf

"call out!"

"call out!"

A few seagulls flapped their wings and gracefully sailed past the yacht with their clear cries.

Yao Xiaobao was held by the nanny, opened his arms, and babbled out sometimes clear and sometimes vague syllables, as if he was greeting seagulls.

Yao Yuan was at the stern of the boat, wearing a straw hat and sunscreen, concentrating on fishing. The 50-meter-long yacht seems to be anchored between the sky and the sea, quite far away from the port.

This yacht was booked in advance just for the Spring Festival vacation.

Luxury houses, airplanes, and yachts are commonly known as the three-piece suit for rich people. In fact, this is just the entry standard. There are other developments around the world, such as the domestic Evergrande Song and Dance Troupe, and the foreign Loli Island...

Yao Yuan also pursues material conditions, but not so exaggeratedly.

Like Jack Ma, he built an 88-meter-long superyacht in Spain and named it "Zen". It took 4 years to build and cost 1.3 billion yuan, and the annual maintenance fee is 100 million yuan.

Like Evergrande, it also has a 60-meter-long yacht.

Yao Yuan's one was only 50 meters long. Because of the fast delivery, he bought it without considering anything else. The inner cabin has 3 sets of double bedrooms, 2 sets of bathrooms, kitchen, hall, entertainment room, open-air balcony, etc., which can meet the needs of long-distance travel.

"How many fish did you catch after you sat there for a long time?"

Yinyin's voice came from behind, and Yao Yuan said without looking back: "If I catch this one and two more, I will have three fish!"

"That's really cool. Just go ahead and fish. I'll cook it for you in the evening."

Yinyin curled her lips, walked to the side to take a look, reached out and pulled off her big white T-shirt, and then took off her shorts, revealing a black swimsuit.

Her skin used to be slightly dark, but now she doesn't deliberately whiten it, it just turned into a beautiful wheat color. The never-ending exercise has kept her body shape as strong as when she was young, and after giving birth, she has gained a somewhat mature charm.

She stepped on the spiral ladder that was lowered into the sea, jumped in with a splash, and swam several times like a mermaid.

Then, not satisfied, I put down the motorboat that came with the boat and went out on the waves myself...

“The energy is so good!”

Yao Yuan was very envious, unlike him who could only sit here fishing and couldn't catch anything. After spending a while, he simply stopped fishing and ran to the bow of the boat to sunbathe with Yao Xiaobao in his arms.

Lying down, wearing big glasses, crossed his legs, holding a straw hat in his hand, he muttered: "Mom, the older you get, the more you care about off-roading. Yesterday, you told me that you want to learn to fly a helicopter and buy one for fun." .”

"Your mother seems to like this place very much. It looks like a retirement home."

"New Zealand is good, but there are so many interesting countries in the world. I still think about my family of three traveling around the world before the epidemic, including Italy, Spain, Northern Europe, Egypt, Argentina... Hey, everyone likes Messi now, but who knows me? This generation’s first love for Argentina is actually Batistuta!”

"Get down on the ground Situ Tower!"

"It's Batistuta!"

"Giggle!"

Yao Xiaobao followed his father's example and lay down, wearing children's sunglasses and a floral dress, crossing his legs and swaying jiojio.

"You are happy if you can understand something? Do you know what an epidemic is?"

"Epidemic!"

"You will have to wear a mask when you go out, and there will be scary nucleic acids!"

"Goose acid, gurgle!"

"ha!"

Yao Yuan put a straw hat on her face and smiled unconsciously: "Grow up slowly."

…………

Just when Commander Yao was enjoying the warmth of his family, it was around New Year's Eve in China.

Still on the day before New Year's Eve, Mi Dou teamed up with several local satellite TVs to launch a bombing of 1 billion red envelopes, plus another 1 billion from the WeChat collection of five blessings, making a total of 2 billion during this year's Spring Festival!

Grabbing red envelopes is very simple. Download the MiDou APP, which has the [Grab Red Envelopes] function, just click on it.

Many people have experienced the charm of short videos for the first time and have successfully locked themselves into the cage of the algorithm, and they often come across a promotional work: "The Spring Festival is coming soon, are you ready" by Papi Jiang 》.

"Which university are you planning to take? Which major are you planning to apply for? Have you found a job? Computer major... then help me fix my computer!"

"Are you in love? Why haven't you found a partner yet? I asked someone to do the math for you. You have to find someone who was born in the Year of the Ox. What does your partner do? Is your family rich? What are your parents' jobs? Do they have a pension? ?”

"Oh, if you can get married as soon as possible, my mother will be relieved!"

"How much money do you have per month now? Before and after tax, how much do you get? Is there a year-end bonus?"

"You young people can't compare to us at that time. Why don't you just go to class and complain about being tired? How tired can you be?"

"Come on, let's put on a show for everyone!"

Papi Jiang is a very smart person, and he keenly grasps the pain points of young people.

When we were children, we looked forward to the New Year. During the New Year, we would have new clothes to wear, good food to eat, firecrackers to set off, a lot of people to be busy with, and many peers to play with.

But as I grew up, I gradually began to feel irritable, tired, and even rejected by the Chinese New Year.

The reason has been mentioned before. The pressure is increasing, the whole society has become impetuous and anxious, and young people cannot communicate with their elders. The elders seem to be still living in the era of "job assignments upon graduation".

What's even more annoying is that you can't refute it. If you do:

First, if you don’t understand it, they can’t understand it either;

Second, you will often get the sentence "Who has not lived like this, you are the only one special? You will regret it when you are old!"

Papi Jiang collected a lot of materials, all of which are the most real things, so as soon as this work came out, it quickly aroused the resonance of the majority of netizens.

“Special reminder: Please turn up the volume and consume this video next to your annoying relatives!”

“I dragged my mom through it!”

"A relative of mine is the best of the best. My mother worked hard all year to buy a piece of clothing worth several thousand yuan, but she can be embarrassed for a day and feel that she is the only one who can wear expensive clothes."

"I'm a professional in oil painting. During the Chinese New Year, a bunch of relatives asked me to paint a portrait. They told them that they didn't have the tools or conditions, but they refused to listen. How about I paint a portrait for you?"

"My cousin is called a bear. When he saw my figurine, he started biting me and throwing it on the ground. I sat on the bed and cried and couldn't beat him. When my aunt saw it, she scolded me: 'You are such a big man, you can't play with me. What happened to one of your toys?'"

Liu Weiwei directed the navy to mobilize and build momentum on Weibo and WeChat.

You know, these are the two largest social platforms at the moment!

When the name "Papi Jiang" was on the Weibo hot search, keeping pace with the Spring Festival Gala, people seemed to have seen the birth of the first Internet celebrity in 2016.

…………

Shanghai, Jiang Yilei’s parents’ home.

At this moment, she was staring at the screen, her facial features twisted into a ball. In fact, she was not bad looking, but she just let it go and often made some exaggerated and ugly expressions, and she gradually turned into a funny girl.

And her acting skills are not bad, and she beats those little traffic stars.

"Mi Dou, 1,000 likes, 10 million?!!!"

"Fuck!"

Her expression became more and more exaggerated, and she couldn't help but lie again and again, and then she fell into great ecstasy.

Previously, the reward for 2 million likes was 50,000 yuan, but now it has to be quintupled. Isn’t that 250,000 yuan? It turns out that making short videos is so profitable!

Jiang Yilei had tried his best to imagine the benefits he would get, but the result was still a small one.

Because she quickly received a phone call.

"Hello? I'm Liu Weiwei from Mi Dou!"

(No more...)