Rebirth: I Want to Surf

Chapter 362 Are You Thinking About Qing Jun?

The first person to make a move was an unexpected guy—that beauty makeup artist with hundreds of thousands of fans, Miss KK!

She also posted a picture and text, and the dry goods are even more awesome.

"Recently, the community is very lively, I read some opinions, hey, I can't help but come up with a bad temper!

You talk about cultural history, OK, I don’t understand, but you talk about eye shape, you are breaking corn cobs in front of Khrushchev-you have thrown yourself into a trap! "

"In order to make the contrast obvious, I put on two makeups, the first one is Danfeng eyes.

Our phoenix eye is not just a slender one that can be described, please pay attention:

Thin but not small, the end of the eye is smooth and slightly upturned, and the degree of upturning is different from that of hanging eye.

Single eyelid, outer double eyelid and inner double eyelid are all available. Inner double eyelid is the most stylish. Its palpebral fissures are slender, inwardly hooked and outwardly warped. The ratio of pupil to white is proper. The end of the eye naturally extends outward, and the opening and closing is quite charming...

This is called Dan Fengyan!

And what about squinting?

Usually, the corners of your eyes are lifted up in an exaggerated manner, and you hang them up directly to form a thin slit, and then you can’t wait to use your hands to stretch the distance between your eyes, forming a weird and ugly morbid style...

Simply put, it is deliberate, exaggerated, and unnatural!

It's clear at a glance!

So don't be fooling around here, Danfengyan is the image with unique oriental charm, don't touch porcelain with your garbage that came out of nowhere! "

Sister KK spoke, followed by another Mike, who focuses on gossip in the entertainment industry, also spoke.

"This incident is quite interesting, I don't know much about makeup, but I agree with Miss KK's point of view.

Lu Yan is a model, and she can barely be considered a member of the entertainment industry. I still have some say in this matter.

First of all, let's look at some stars with small eyes, this is Lin Yilian, this is Wu Qianlian, this is Sun Honglei, this is Tong Dawei... It is easy to find that the small eyes of normal people are a gentle thin line.

It won't make you feel uncomfortable after watching it, but at most you can make a joke that you didn't wake up.

Then I found a few photos of Lu Yan’s life in France on the Internet. You can see her appearance, which is completely different from the magazines. She has ordinary small eyes, which are not deliberately narrowed into a thin slit as Miss KK said. like.

I want to ask Ms. Lu, you said you are beautiful and very popular with Westerners. Are you drinking afternoon tea in Paris? Then why don't you usually wear this kind of "squinting eyes" makeup? "

After this Mike, another one jumped out.

"Hey, when it comes to patients, I have the right to speak. I'm a medical student, although I haven't graduated yet.

Such squinting eyes with wide eye distance and hanging corners really correspond to a disease called Down's syndrome. Simply put, it is intellectual disability and dementia.

Just post a few photos, let's take a look, is it the same taste?

I'm just wondering, do Westerners think Down's syndrome patients are beautiful? Ouch, that international trend is deformed! "

"Ha ha ha ha!"

In the Internet cafe in Xianlin University City, Zhang Xiaowu laughed so hard that he almost dropped his mouse, and he let out a suffocating breath from his chest.

As the discussion becomes more and more intense, it is impossible not to pay attention, but it is aggrieved to pay attention, and there are thousands of words in my heart, and I don't know how to express it-this is the common aspiration of tens of millions of netizens.

"What the hell!"

"It turns out that this is the case. I said why are you so awkward, you are mentally retarded!"

The classmate next to him was puzzled and said, "Why are you so surprised?"

"Look at this!"

Zhang Xiaowu sent the post, and the classmate looked at it, "Hey, hey, I said that these things look familiar, but I can't remember them. Damn, my former neighbor's child is mentally handicapped, and his eyes are like this!"

"If you really want to say that, it's a bit disgusting!"

"It's not a little bit, it's too disgusting!"

The two looked at the squinting eyes on the screen, then looked at each other again, and couldn't help but say, "Fuck!"

…………

Netizens in this period need some guidance.

You have to tell them that using Danfeng eyes to talk about things is like touching porcelain, pretending to be wronged with small eyes is confusing concepts, squinting eyes is squinting eyes, it is not equal to Danfeng eyes, nor is it equal to small eyes!

Or more than ten years later, when this thing is brought up, there are still a group of people shouting: "I was born with small eyes, so I don't deserve to live?"

Either stupid or bad!

"Hahahaha, I was beaten to pieces!"

"See you, Miss Lu, don't pretend to be good with your small eyes in the future. I have small eyes, but I feel disgusted by squinting my eyes!"

"This ghost Dongtian is also very bad. He clearly knows the truth and uses this to curry favor with foreigners. He's like a bird of a feather!"

"What really worries me is that we seem to have been raped by something! I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I do get chills thinking about it."

An idea emerged in some people's minds, vaguely and undetermined.

And the mood of most people is very simple, that is, they are happy, because they feel that they have won the battle, and they are relying on the power of netizens themselves to set things right and get the root of the situation right.

A few vocal mics are heroes.

The birth of a hot spot is very accidental, but its long-term persistence must be inevitable—in other words, it is man-made.

When the netizens were excited, the rest of the Macs also expressed their opinions one after another, and quickly spread to other platforms, breaking the circle overnight. The so-called statement is to post a selfie.

First up is Li Yugang.

Two selfies were put together, the first one was a normal face, the young man had fine features, but in the second one he squeezed his temples with his hands and lifted the corners of his eyes upwards, making his eyes squint.

"You don't know if you don't look at it. You will be shocked when you look at it. It's ugly to death!"

"One for women's clothing! One for women's clothing!"

"I heard that you will be on next year's "Avenue of Stars"? Is it true?"

Followed by the famous lady Zhu Tiantian, she also made a picture like this.

"One thing to say, apart from being bitter, ruthless, money worshiping, showing off her wealth, and looking down on poor ghosts, Sister Tiantian's three views are still very upright."

Pan Pan also came with a, um, a dish.

Use cucumber strips to form squinting eyes.

Mai Wo Top 100 Creators! What concept?

The number of fans ranges from hundreds of thousands to over a million. They cover all types and basically cover all user groups. Once they speak out, it means that tens of millions of users have seen it all.

Even Sister Fu Rong came to join in the fun, holding a big face and squeezed one.

Netizen: "Don't make trouble!"

The topic of squinting eyes, born from Maiwo, spread to the whole network at an alarming speed. The user raised his head and chest high, high-spirited, as if he had won a battle.

Someone even posted:

"Mai Wo is a holy place for young people, bringing us countless joys and enrichment, and I have indeed learned a lot, but this time you are really wrong, I hereby sincerely propose:

Substitution!

Otherwise, I won't buy a pair of jeans or a T-shirt from your house! "

As soon as a word is spoken, all parties respond.

"Wow! You can't ruin your image in my heart. Lu Yan's ugliness has been settled. I know you were misled by a traitor. Turn around!"

"Can you imagine me happily buying a T-shirt, and then remembering that Lu Yan endorsed it?"

"I bought it, hey, I returned it, hey, I bought it again, I returned it again... What can you do to me?"

"I quit the Internet, I quit the Internet, there is no discussion!"

Some are sincere and earnest; some are purely watching the fun and not afraid of big things.

…………

"Well, it's finally a little immersive now!"

In the office, Yao Yuan put on glasses on purpose, and pinched his chin with one hand, making him look like Conan.

Netizens were in high spirits, and it was not in vain to encourage him, but the young man was too naive, so he was only thinking about Qing Jun's side?

I haven't finished fishing yet!

(No, it seems that I can’t publish the chapter?)

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