Rebirth: I Want to Surf

The night of the magic city.

In front of a movie theater, Hu Ge was squatting on the side of the road, smoking a cigarette sadly. The smoke drifted away with the wind, just like the special movie tickets bought for 80 yuan.

What am I doing here?

Why should I watch this movie?

What can I do with 80 yuan?

Most of the viewers who watched "The Promise" will show a common feature-confusion, and after the confusion, they will often develop a wave of anger, angry at their wasted time and money.

"Oh shit!"

Hu Ge stomped the cigarette butt on the ground, and the more he thought about it, the more unhappy he became. His surging creative desire urged him to do something.

He returned to the small rented building as quickly as possible, and there was still a room full of audio equipment. He ran to the second floor, turned on the computer, and after a few turns in his mind, he determined the form of the work.

Brother, I will make a video this time!

Hu Ge is a big player in the audio industry, well-known in the circle, the nature of video is similar, and he quickly got started after finding software tools.

It took three days to write the script. After writing, I felt that something was missing and needed to be perfected, so I joined Maimai, an all-purpose chat group.

It is full of Maiwo Top 100 UP masters!

He remembered that he had a buddy who studied law, so he yelled, "Is the brother from the University of Political Science and Law here? Ask for help online!"

After a while, someone replied: "Yes, yes, what's the matter?"

"I want to make a video, and I need some information about the legal process, can I ask you for a favor?"

"Tell me first..."

The two chatted privately.

After the chat, Hu Ge still remembered how many sisters played dubbing, and shouted again: "Is there a sister who likes dubbing?"

"What are you doing?"

"I want to ask you for a favor!"

So we chatted privately again.

As soon as he got involved, the group became curious and asked questions one after another. Hu Ge didn't hide it, and said: "I'm very upset after watching "The Promise", I want to make a spoof video."

boom!

"Crap!"

"It sucks!"

"It sucks!"

"I spent 100 oceans!"

"Brother, hurry up, let me know if you need to, I have some channels for resources."

"Do you use makeup? I'm free!"

"Call me if you need to shoot!"

"Is there a cooking session? I can be a substitute!"

oops!

Hu Ge felt warm in his heart, as if he was at home, he hurriedly said: "Thank you for your kindness, I accept your kindness, I will try it myself first, and I will definitely find you if I need it!"

He made a small group of those who had resources, those who studied law, and those who played dubbing, and began to plot big plans.

…………

After "The Promise" was released, it broke records.

The premiere box office was as high as 21.15 million yuan, breaking the 18 million golden figure of "Titanic". Two days later, it grossed another 25 million at the box office in a single day, breaking Stephen Chow's record of 22 million for "Kung Fu".

But at the same time, the reputation of "The Promise" is also rapidly collapsing.

"In addition to the exquisiteness of the picture, there is only a bunch of well-polished Shakespearean dialogues. Every sentence seems to be full of philosophy, but it is magically dry and tasteless.

One word: silly!

Four words: Mystery! "

"There is no climax, no emotion—there is also the creator himself, but fortunately, there is still a little bit of entertainment. In the second half, something like 'You ruined my chance to be a good person' made the audience burst into laughter, and a sentence It's more funny than a sentence, and the theater is filled with a happy atmosphere in an instant."

"The philosophy that the film tries to exaggerate is not as mysterious as we imagined, but it seems a bit funny. The dreams recalled by Guo Jingming in "Fantasy City" are more sincere and touching than "The Promise."

"I can see how more than 200 million yuan was burned, but generally speaking, it is out of control, the plot can't be prioritized, the performance is too exaggerated, and some passages and dialogues are even as different as Gao Xiaosong's movies. Reliable."

These are the criticisms of the media and film critics.

Orthodox and regular.

If it was only like this, Director Chen would not become angry, because everyone is in the circle, and criticism or praise must be accepted. If that's all, "The Promise" is nothing more than an ordinary bad movie, and it's over after the quarrel.

But the uncertainty of the Internet is on display.

Hu Ge, an unknown person, turned this epic blockbuster of more than 200 million yuan with the skill of two knives, and sublimated the incident to a level that was recorded in the annals of history.

In the original time and space, the media scolded, the film critics scolded, and the audience also scolded.

The audience has no channel to speak out, so they can only post it online, and there is also a lack of an authoritative film review platform on the Internet, which is scattered and disorganized. But it’s different now, Maiwo’s review section has taken on the role of an authoritative platform.

Netizens swarmed to rate, and in the blink of an eye there were hundreds of thousands of people.

The score dropped again and again, and one week after "The Promise" was released, it has reached 4.4 points.

"Finally there is a movie that surpasses "House of Flying Daggers"!"

"Standing on the shoulders of giants, pulled a pile of shit. There is Shakespeare's famous Macbeth as the background, and Akira Kurosawa's immortal work Spider's Nest City can be used as a reference. It is difficult to make a bad film, but Director Chen just made one Shit."

"Personally, I really don't like to give one star. After all, it is the result of a large group of people's hard work, but there is really nothing to add points to this film. By the way, I would like to ask, can I give it a zero star?"

"You guys are too picky, it's not easy for others to make a movie, I gave it an extra star!"

"General Guangming, suffers from Li Yapeng's dementia, wears an ugly flower armor, and has a serious big tongue;

Kunlun, at the beginning, could only crawl but not walk, and it climbed faster than Shenzhou VI. severe tongue

Wuhuan, holding an itch to scratch at any time, sometimes stretching out the index finger, sometimes stretching the thumb, severe big tongue;

Manshen, because she is the director's wife, she played the role of the god who controls the destiny, her hair was blown up by the electric fan. Not a big tongue, but seriously contrived..."

It was sprayed into the sky by netizens.

"The Promise" is still in the promotion period, and the main creator is still running road shows all over the country. How can you score 4.4?

Chen Hong felt that she was getting angry with Yu Jiajia, and ended up being so shameless, so she called to question her, and Yu Jiajia hummed, hahaha, you are not polite at all, you are not beautiful, why should I be polite to you?

…………

On December 24, "The Promise" was released for ten days.

In the morning, the review editors of Maili Video were busy.

This year, community users ushered in another wave of skyrocketing, especially after the aesthetic debate, the number of registered users has exceeded 60 million.

It seems to be stimulated, or inspired, more and more topics about ideology, whether it is the community or the video, make the editors tremble with fear.

Everyone was reviewing, and suddenly there was a "quack, quack, quack" like a duck's laughter.

Um?

Everyone looked at it and didn't pay attention, but after a while, they "quacked" again and kept laughing.

"What are you doing?"

"What are you looking at?"

"You're so talented, look at this!"

The office soon became a duck farm.

"It's awesome! Hey, it's still created by Baida, so I have to give you a recommendation?"

"Push, push, push!"

Ever since, the editor passed the review and went straight to the home page.

Hu Ge found that his work was uploaded successfully, so he shared it with the community, and the community also recommended it to the homepage. If you have traffic, you can close the ecosystem.

Of the 60 million registered people, half of them are registered with their real names in 【Classmate Records】.

In fact, there are 30 million+ users, all of whom have seen this 20-minute short video: "A Murder Caused by a Steamed Bun"!