Rebirth: I Want to Surf

Early the next morning.

Jiang Chao ate eight buns and two bowls of porridge.

When he stood downstairs in Yingshi Building, he felt suddenly different, and a strong sense of ownership emerged spontaneously. An employee who doesn't want to be an assistant to the chairman is not a good leek, and he also wants to give it a go.

"Ding dong!"

The elevator door opened, and he went straight to the floor where Mr. Yao was, his eyes coming and going were full of inquiry, curiosity and envy.

A big factory is a small kingdom, and anything can happen. The news that Yao Yuan was going to choose a new assistant spread like wildfire, and the employees jokingly called it "three dragons seizing the heir".

"Boom boom boom!"

"Enter!"

Jiang Chao knocked on a small room next to Yao Yuan's office. It was obviously newly tidied up. There were four computers, a bookcase full of thick materials, and a small blackboard.

Cheng Wei and the other two were already there.

"This will be our office from now on, and I will take the three of you with me.

You are all old employees, and I am full of confidence in your business ability and professionalism, but this position is special, which requires not only work ability, but also the rapid establishment of a tacit understanding with Mr. The general intent..."

Cheng Wei lectured, and the three expressed their views together.

The smell of fighting openly and secretly emerged in an instant. Jiang Chao looked at them and snorted inwardly: I have a name for a bunch of scum!

After a while, Yao Yuan came to work.

Cheng Wei took them to an audience, Yao Yuan encouraged them, his eyes stayed on Jiang Chao for a few seconds, and then waved them away.

Assistant to the chairman is a senior position.

Everything Cheng Wei did was based on Yao Yuan's consent, but Yao Yuan didn't expect it in his heart. Cheng Wei is a talent who picks up leaks, and he can't expect the next one to pick up leaks.

Sometimes Yao Yuan is obsessed with it, bringing in those entrepreneurs who are not well-known as assistants, and he will be the godfather in the future...

A few of them are really beautiful, such as Hu Weiwei, the founder of Mobike.

Of course, this is just a thought, he won't find a female assistant.

…………

Jiang Chao and the others settled down.

At first I was still nervous, but later I realized that it was nothing serious, it was all trivial matters, including serving tea and water for Mr. Yao, ordering roast duck secretly and so on.

Jiang Chao was very thoughtful, and secretly recorded in a small notebook: Mr. Yao likes to drink tea in the morning, likes to put some jujubes and goji berries, and likes to have a small dessert after lunch, etc...

It was afternoon in the blink of an eye, just when the three of them thought they were going to spend a meaningless day, a big job suddenly came.

"Go to the airport to pick up Mr. Bai from Meizu!"

"You can connect with Mr. Yu to see how the first issue of "The Voice of China" is going?"

"Talk to the people in Beijing and Taiwan, can you make a news!"

Jiang Chao has been assigned the last task, which is rather abstract. Please teach Wei: "Brother, can you teach me, I don't really understand!"

"WeChat will launch a function soon, which can shorten the distance between people. We need news to stir it up, but we don't necessarily have it. If we don't have it, we have to make it ourselves."

"..."

Jiang Chao was ignorant and asked, "Brother, can you be more clear?"

"I don't know what the function is called. Anyway, it is similar to the wheat nest back then. It can enhance the relationship between strangers."

Cheng Wei said it very euphemistically. Jiang Chao, as a family child, thought about it for a while and then understood: Oh, dating!

Maiwo was also known as: Paowo!

He also dated a few girls, but unfortunately they didn't succeed.

When it was almost time to get off work, they got busy instead, and the three of them moved in unison. Cheng Wei entered the office, Yao Yuan smiled and said, "How are they?"

"The abilities are all great. You need to adapt. In the end, it depends on which one you like."

"I don't care anymore, as long as you are not stupid, not everyone can be like you."

oops!

Every time Mr. Yao said such things, Cheng Wei wanted to wipe away his tears, and sometimes he even wanted to give up starting a business, but he was entangled, how can a man live in the world, how can he live in depression for a long time!

...

at the same time.

The three started their own tests. This kind of task seems simple, but how much space you can expand depends on your ability.

For example, if the boss asks you to go to the market to ask about the price of potatoes today, do you honestly report the price back? Or do you conduct a market survey to find out which product is the most expensive and which is the cheapest, or even bring the greengrocer directly?

Just talk about Jiang Chao.

He had dealt with Beijing and Taiwan in his previous business, and he quickly found a matchmaker, and immediately flew over to negotiate. The date was in a small restaurant, but the other party didn't quite understand, and asked, "Is it the news about sex?"

"Not necessarily, prostitution is fine."

"What exactly do you want?"

"It doesn't matter what kind of news, it must be edge-cut and novelty-seeking, suitable for dissemination on the Internet, and this software must be highlighted."

"Then you just make it online, why do you have to make news?"

"Now netizens have a higher level of vision. Unlike before, they can make meme by fooling around. It is more interesting to have real news as the background."

"Oh, this is difficult!"

The other party rubbed his thighs and said, "It was fine in the past, but since the paper bun incident, the management of the stage has been strictly controlled, and you still ask for a side-scrolling, which is even more difficult."

In the history of domestic news communication, there have been many strange things, such as:

Use dead human meat to make ham sausage;

Go to the barber shop to collect broken hair and make soy sauce;

Boil old leather shoes to make jelly and old yogurt;

Use waste cardboard to make stuffing and wrap Xiaolongbao...

True or false, it has added countless gossip topics, and the paper buns were reported by Beijing TV. At that time, it astonished the whole country with its strong novelty, but it was later confirmed that it was fabricated fake news, and the relevant people were punished...

Anyway, we can’t live without eating, and Chinese people may be the most sensitive to what we eat.

Jiang Chao talked about it, but the other party refused to do it, and was afraid of taking responsibility, so he had no choice but to go back and report, saying: "The Beijing TV station is afraid to do it now, but don't worry, there are local TV stations, and there must be someone who is willing."

"What do you think?"

"Look for TV stations that are not profitable and sell fake drugs all day long. Instead of going on satellite TV, use local cable channels. Anyway, we only need one source, and it doesn't matter if it's big or small."

"Then I'll leave it to you. Don't disappoint Mr. Yao."

"Guaranteed to complete the task!"

Jiang Chao issued a military order, and secretly wrote down a small notebook: "If you want to stay with Mr. Yao, you must be prepared to discard all integrity!"

Is this kind of fabricated news a thing?

Judging from Mr. Yao's way of getting started, it doesn't count as a fart! Big entrepreneurs are always two-faced, brilliant in front of others, and unscrupulous in others.

…………

"At 20:30:05 on July 23rd... an EMU train rear-end collision occurred..."

In the office, Yao Yuan watched the news.

The impact of this accident was huge, so I won’t mention the specifics. Anyway, since then, the trains have started to slow down. An annual popular stalk was also born: "As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway!"

well!

Yao Yuan sighed. Since his rebirth, he has experienced SARS, snow disaster, earthquake and other events again, and his mood has been very stable.

He stood up and wrote "7.24" on the whiteboard, followed by a timeline.

It has nothing to do with this accident, it means that from now on, the campaign to encircle and suppress WeChat is officially launched!

(no more...)