Rebirth: I Want to Surf

"What?"

Old Huang was shocked. Xiaosun was the youngest among the first batch of riders. He was only 19 years old, and he also came from other places to work.

"Where is the man? Who hit him?"

"It's over there, hurry up, people are still there!"

Lao Huang originally focused on the overall situation, but he couldn't be cowardly at this moment, otherwise it would be difficult to manage in the future, so he stood up and said, "Let's go and have a look!"

So hula la all went out, leaving only two or three people at the site.

Everyone rode a small electric donkey, and after a short walk, they saw a remote alley in a snowy night, several people were chasing, and the one in front was Xiao Sun.

"Fuck, are you hungry!"

Lao Huang recognized it at a glance, and said, "Take people first..."

Before he could finish speaking, someone rushed out, let Xiao Sun go, ran a few steps quickly, kicked on the stomach of the opposite person, and quickly wrestled into a ball.

When the rest of the people looked at it, their blood ran up, and their mouths were full of curses.

The corners of Lao Huang's eyes twitched, he couldn't help it, he couldn't stop it, let's do it first!

"Mal Gobi's part-time job requires fighting!"

Guo Dajun was excited and worried. His last job was to fight and offend people and he was fired. He didn't expect to fight again.

Fighting in reality is all about boxing. Whoever reacts faster, has greater strength, and no matter how experienced, is invincible.

Guo Dajun's body is thin, but his flexibility is very high. He is very chicken thief and does not confront each other head-on. When he is tearing apart, he slips past from behind and kicks.

In essence, Lao Huang still wanted peace as the most important thing, and shouted: "Who is the leader of you? Come out and speak, why beat my people?"

"Why?"

"You guys are robbing business, why do you have it!"

"Fuck him!"

"grass!"

Lao Huang was also in a hurry, the opponent was too unqualified.

"Hit him! Hit him!"

"Someone over here!"

Guo Dajun wandered around the edge, patched up every corner, and just kicked a fat man to the ground, he didn't want his foot to slip, so he fell too.

Yo!

When the person on the opposite side sees a great opportunity, he kicks him when he comes over. In a critical moment, Guo Dajun is possessed by the soul of unlimited fighting, and awakened the profound meaning.

"ah!"

A scream was particularly eye-catching in the snowy night, the buddy clutched between his legs, his face contorted. Guo Dajun took the opportunity to get up, slapped him, turned his head to look again, and said happily: "Our people are here, fuck them!"

From the entrance of the alley, a few more small electric donkeys came in, all of which were rushed by Yuetuan Food Delivery after they heard that it was working here.

"There are so many of them!"

"Withdraw, withdraw!"

Ele.me didn't fight against the wind, just ran away.

"Sun thief! If you have the guts, don't run away!"

"Fuck, chase them!"

"Okay, okay, don't make it too big, stop it for me!"

Lao Huang stopped the crowd, and saw that 6 of his side played, and 4 of them were injured, none of which were serious, at most they had bruised noses and swollen faces. Only then did he ask Xiao Sun, "Why did those people do it?"

"We delivered food to one place, and then I was surrounded when I came out, saying that we were robbing business, and their orders were less..."

"Tsk!"

Lao Huang had no choice but to arrange for a few people to go to the clinic first, and then call his boss.

He is the webmaster of the directly-operated site and is a full-time employee of Yuetuan. After hearing this, the boss asked, "Is there monitoring?"

"No, no!"

Lao Huang looked in the alley, but found no cameras.

"Has anyone else seen it?"

"No, they are all our own."

"Then it's okay. Now there are three takeaways, and the competition is fierce. You will inevitably have bumps in your front-line work, so bear with it if you can. You invite everyone to have a meal and appease you."

It is impossible for the boss to instigate a fight, so of course he has to say something nice.

Lao Huang snorted in his heart and hung up the phone.

…………

next morning.

Guo Dajun is still reminiscing about the battle last night, admiring his monkey stealing a peach. Should I say it or not, Master Chen taught it very practically!

He went to the site to prepare for a day's work, but he saw a group of people surrounded by the door from a long distance away.

"What are you doing?"

"what happened?"

Guo Dajun squeezed over to ask, and then raised his eyes, Yue almost threw up.

I saw that the doors and windows of the site were covered with feces and urine. It was still cold, and some of them were already half-frozen. There was also a line that slid down the glass and was half-frozen, forming a feces-yellow line.

"Old Huang, Yue~"

He retched a few times and asked, "Who the hell did it?"

"Who else! It must be the grandchildren from yesterday!"

Old Huang was furious, and scolded: "Who are they, what kind of bastards, are they using such indecent means?"

"Then what shall we do?"

"Fuck them! I know where their site is!"

"I'll call someone! Thirty or forty of them are fine, just block their door!"

"Give me a rest!"

Old Huang slapped the boy, and scolded: "This is the capital city, there are still thirty or forty. Do you want to be on "Rule of Law Online"?"

"That can't be the case, can it?"

"Wait a minute, let me think about it..."

Lao Huang pondered for a moment, then said, "I have a job for you, do you dare to do it?"

"Dare to break the law!"

"If you can't catch it, you're fine. If you catch it, you're not afraid. The company will protect you. In this way, you also make some shit tonight, first go to Ele.me, and then to Meituan."

"Ah? Why are you splashing on Meituan?"

"We can't fight between two tigers, let Meituan benefit, we must both be dragged into the water!"

...

So came the second day.

Ele.me also showed the symptoms of Yue Tuan, stood at the door and started yue~

Meituan is relatively innocent, somehow implicated, also in yue~

Three takeaways, a bunch of crouching dragons and phoenix chicks, full of clever tricks.

"Let's call the police? Let's act first and let the police investigate them. It must be picking quarrels and provoking trouble!"

"Are you stupid? Are our butts clean? Who will check who?"

"Then let's break the news on the Internet, saying that we were thrown feces by Yue Tuan!"

"Do you think that if a food delivery site publicly claims that it has been dumped with feces, do users still have the appetite to order from you?"

"Then what to do?"

"Let's see the tricks and break the tricks, this is a long-term war!"

In the historical food delivery wars, Meituan and Ele.me had a great time fighting. Ele.me’s combat effectiveness was relatively high, and they often beat Meituan’s local pushers and riders violently.

Dozens of small electric donkeys were also dispatched to parade at the entrance of the Meituan site, and finally developed into a fight.

Because the early food delivery, objectively speaking, the culture is generally low, and there are even those who directly mixed with the society, and the martial arts are abundant.

They were secretive, but the site was not far from the school, and the students saw it. It was very lively on the Internet for a while, and the entire Academy Road was complaining.

"The three dung dumping companies contracted our takeaway, which is really authentic!"

"Oh my god, I don't want to order takeaway anymore, I can't make it through psychologically."

"Unless you can get boiled fish for 1 yuan, I won't use it!"

…………

"What is this for? For what?"

When the news reached Lei Jun's ears, he immediately ran over to complain to Yao Yuan, saying, "How can you fight in the best place in the capital? You want to fight in the second and third tier cities!"

"It's easy to be beaten for what you say."

"To be honest, I thought everyone was smart and could exercise restraint in the capital, but in the end I overestimated them, and even used dirty tricks like throwing dung."

"Naturally, when we went to the countryside to make home appliances, Suning and I were both out of our heads."

Yao Yuan was very happy watching the fun, and said with a smile: "But your station master is very clever, aren't you hungry, and Po Meituan. This is good, we are in the same boat!"

"No, I have to discuss it with them, don't mess around in the capital, there's nothing for everyone to do."

Lei Jun immediately contacted Wang Xing from Meituan and Zhang Xuhao from Ele.me. They didn't want to cause trouble in the capital, so they reached a verbal agreement:

From now on, in friendly business wars, only cursing, not fighting, let alone rushing down the three roads, leaving the battlefield to other cities.

(no more...)