Rebirth: I Want to Surf

Huang Wei immediately sent invitations to 10 friends, and immediately received three blessings, namely prosperity, harmony, and patriotism.

Immediately afterwards, he harassed and issued commands in various groups: "[Please bless me] Send me a blessing of friendship, you know!" "Send me a blessing of professionalism, you know!"

I wasn't hungry anymore, so I put on a shirt and got up, looking for the word "blessing" everywhere.

I scanned several, and they were all rich, powerful and patriotic.

At this moment, the messages on WeChat were already buzzing:

"What are you talking about? How to play?" - from Demacia Training Camp 532 Branch (dormitory group)

"Old Huang, give you a friendly note!" - from classmates

"How to scan, just aim at the word "福"? - From Goddess No. 3·Like Momo Nogi

"Xiaowei, please teach Auntie, Auntie also wants to participate in the activities of you young people." - From a loving family

Huang Wei replied one by one.

A buddy from the classmate group was shouting: "I finished upgrading, and then it got stuck. My phone is broken!"

"I asked you to change it a long time ago. It's 2015 and you're still using a 512M smartphone!"

"That's right, mobile phones are cheap now, so let's get another one!"

"Oh, it's just a mobile phone. It can make calls and send text messages. There's no need to compare.

————From HUAWEI mate60 pro, the world’s first satellite mobile terminal 12+512G Kirin 9000s Hongmeng 4.0 Yachuan Qing is far ahead! "

"..."

Huang Wei had a black line on his head and said: "I'm just short of being dedicated, so please call me!"

It’s okay if you don’t say it, but it will come to you instantly when you say it.

"Hey, I also lack professionalism!"

"I've already been patriotic for 5 years. I'm very patriotic. Give me a piece of Dedication!"

"Is this the first class for college students? I'll teach you how to be dedicated!"

Um?

None?

Huang Wei scratched his head and logged onto Weibo again. According to the last time he checked, it had only been 2 hours, but Weibo was already buzzing with excitement.

The hot searches are all related to the Five Blessings. If you search randomly, netizens from all walks of life will complain about it, and celebrities will also post posts to join in the fun.

"Gao Yuanyuan: Dear everyone, can anyone give me a certificate of dedication? Although I was lazy last year, I will work hard this year!"

"Huang Xiaoming: @Miss Angelababy Yang got the blessing of professionalism before me, I feel aggrieved~"

“Angelababy: @Huang Xiaoming, Mr. Huang still needs to work hard!”

"Huang Bo: How do you play this?"

Xu Jinglei is very good at showing off. She wrote a blessing in calligraphy and then scanned it herself.

This inspired everyone to make their own, some using chicken bones, some writing on napkins with lipstick, and some going into the supermarket to look for Xu Fuji and Fulinmen KaKaScan...

Huang Wei was inspired to put one together with toothpicks and then scanned it.

"Blessed harmony!"

"Ahhhh!!"

He went a little crazy and wailed the same way as most people: "Give me a professional blessing!!!"

The collection of five blessings was launched a week before New Year's Eve, and as each day approaches, the popularity is getting higher and higher. Looking at the entire network, everyone is seeking professionalism and happiness.

Some people even questioned that there is no professional blessing at all, and Commander Yao does not want to give money!

WeChat responded quickly: "We guarantee a fair, just and transparent way of playing the event. So far, more than 5,000 people have collected the five blessings. Please keep up the good work!"

So the Internet cried out again: Give me a job blessing!

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Historically, Alipay launched the Five Blessings campaign next year.

It is the certain gameplay that attracts a large number of netizens to participate, but they can only invite 10 friends in the first year, and they can scan them all in the second year.

It was just a test at the beginning, but I didn’t expect it to be very popular. Later, the rules were constantly changed to reduce the difficulty and cost, such as changing the equal distribution of cash to random distribution.

The enthusiasm of the crowd has also gone from high to boring. After all, the hard work will only cost you 1 yuan and 20 cents, so you can't afford it...

The advantage of collecting five blessings over grabbing red envelopes is that they are controllable.

For a week, reduce the explosion rate of Jingyefu in the first few days, and increase it appropriately depending on the specific situation in the next few days, so that the final number of people can basically be controlled.

…………

February 17th arrived in the blink of an eye.

The New Year atmosphere in Hegang is much richer than that in big cities. Huang Wei’s relatives who have not seen each other for a year are back. The family group is lively 24 hours a day. You send a video, I send a picture, and he sends a blessing command.

I'm just waiting for a reunion tomorrow on New Year's Eve, then visiting relatives to pay New Year greetings, and everyone having a few happy meals.

8 o'clock in the evening.

Huang Wei's family stayed in front of the TV on time, waiting for the Liaotai Spring Festival Gala to start.

When the host came out, the whole family was all amused. In addition to the four professional hosts from Liaotai, there were also four amateurs, Qin Lan, Sha Yi, Shen Teng, and Ma Li.

Shen and Ma Liandi attended the Spring Festival Gala and are already famous.

Not to mention Sha Yi, he wanted to laugh just standing there, especially next to Shen Teng, the middle-aged version of the military art school boy.

As the party progressed, celebrities appeared in groups as if they were free of charge. There were many celebrities in the Northeast, and they were evenly distributed, with representatives from each of the three provinces of Heilongjiang, Jilin, and Liaoning.

From the big name Sun Honglei to the newcomer Zhang Tianai, from the veteran drama star Ni Dahong to the young actor Jing Boran, from the drama's Zhang Yi to the comedy's Song Xiaobao, from the cheated Jia Nailiang to Huang Mao PGOne, there are all professional counterparts.

So rich!

Huang Wei was at the age where he loves to watch celebrities. He was dazzled and sighed: "It would be great to have second-hand roses. I just like their songs recently."

"Who is Secondhand Rose?" Dad asked.

"A band whose lead singer is HLJ."

"What else do you want to pick? Since Zhao Benshan retired in the Northeast Spring Festival Gala, when have we been so rich? Not to mention you, I know several of them. I saw Sun Honglei break dancing when he was young, and Li Yugang... "

My mother paused for a moment, then raised her voice: "Hey, red envelopes are being given out again!"

"Shake it! Shake it!"

The family of three clutched their mobile phones and did not let go during the whole process, shaking them vigorously during every interactive session.

"Haha, I grabbed 3.5 yuan!"

"I stole 7 yuan in total!"

"Isn't this year as good as last year?"

"WeChat didn't rush to sponsor this year, so we sponsored local satellite TV. It seemed like it was only 200 million... Damn it!"

Huang Wei couldn't help but yell in front of his parents, because the next program was clearly written: "Golden Melody Arena", performers: Yao Beina, Liang Bo, Zhang Bichen, Zhou Shen, Huang Ling, Yuan Yawei, Wu Mochou, Jin Zhiwen.

The first four are four-time champions.

The last four are also strong and famous members.

I took it out at once, put it in pairs, and played a golden song PK program. Huang Wei is a loyal fan of The Voice, and he enjoys watching it.

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at the same time.

Several other Spring Festival Gala stations are also shining brightly, attracting their respective groups.

99 Entertainment has too many resources, so we simply divide them according to their place of origin. Those from Shandong will go to Shandong, and those from Shanghai will go to Shanghai. If there is not enough, stars from other places will be used to make up for it.

It seemed that on this night, half of the mainland artists came out to attend the party - of course it was all recorded.

Boom, boom, boom, 800 million red envelopes were thrown out, and the collection of five blessings was not left behind. Wechat increased the explosion rate of Jingye blessing, and more and more people collected it.

This feels like "the physical compatibility of the foster father who I hate the most is the most compatible", like "the new female manager who hangs out with the fat house seniors is my childhood sweetheart"...

Ali was still waiting for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, but he was intercepted on the first day!

The original audience was also waiting for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, but they were extremely satisfied!

(No more...)