Rebirth: I’m Lv Bu

As soon as I entered the door, I suddenly heard Lu Bu's exclamation: "Oh my God! That's how you cook noodles? You are cooking pig feed!" At this moment, the big pot of noodles is still boiling. More than that, countless milky soup and noodles spilled out, scattered around the iron pot, a mess. The scene was really horrible, like a pot for cooking pig feed. Huang Yueying and Xiao Tao also felt that the scene in front of them was indeed too ugly at this time, and they were ashamed of their embarrassment.

Ailang immediately asked the soldiers to extinguish the fire in the stove, and the big iron pot that was boiling over and over gradually calmed down.

Ailang walked up to the two women and said with a smile: "I understand why your store is so deserted! According to your practice, it will be closed soon!"

Huang Yueying was extremely ashamed, she couldn't help getting annoyed, raised her head to look at Ai Lang, and groaned: "If you suddenly came in, this store wouldn't be so deserted!" Ai Lang looked at Huang Yueying with surprise. It turns out Huang Yueying I forgot to pretend to have a fake voice just now. Although the tone was annoyed, the voice was very crisp and beautiful. It was a beautiful tone. Ai Lang looked at Huang Yueying in surprise. At this moment, the two sides were close at hand. Ai Lang stared at her face again, and suddenly realized that her face was painted like this!

As soon as Huang Yueying finished speaking, she realized that she was revealing something, and she suddenly became nervous, not knowing what to do.

Ai Lang looked at Huang Yueying and then at Xiaotao, laughed: "It turns out that they are two girls! Isn’t it that I’m afraid of how I treat you? Haha, don’t worry, I have a wife, no I'll steal food outside, so don't worry! Go and wash your face, I look awkward like this!"

Xiao Tao looked at the young lady at a loss, Huang Yueying thought to herself: Since she is exposed, she can't escape. It's better to face it calmly. This Lu Bu doesn't seem to be a bad person and shouldn't be disadvantageous to herself and Xiao Tao!

At this point, he felt relieved a lot, and immediately took Xiaotao to the well next to the kitchen to wash his face.

Ailang chuckled, pointing to a stove and said to a soldier: "Go there and light a fire." The soldier promised and quickly walked to the stove to start a fire. After a while, the stove was burning with flames. . Ailang walked to the stove, brought the cutting board, ordered another soldier to wash the raw meat and bring it over, and then picked up a kitchen knife on the stove to cut the meat. Ailang's knife is proficient, first cut the meat into pieces, then quickly sliced ​​into thin slices, and then stacked the meat slices together, the knife light flashed, cutting quickly, only heard a loud noise, the meat slices quickly Cut into shredded pork. At this time, Huang Yueying and Xiao Tao had already returned. Seeing Lu Bu's knife skill so skillfully cut a large piece of meat and then cut into shreds, they only felt like magic, their eyes widened and stunned.

Ailang cut the shredded pork, and asked a soldier to wash the green onion and ginger, and then cut them into fine pieces. Ailang put down the kitchen knife, and immediately picked up a small iron pan hanging on the wooden rack next to it, and put it on the burning stove, and then picked some of the lard on the side of the stove with a spatula. Entering the pot, with a stroke of the spatula, only a loud noise was heard in the pot, and a faint white smoke came up. Huang Yueying and Xiaotao immediately smelled the unique aroma of lard. The two of them have not been in the morning until now. Anyone who eats anything can't help groaning in his belly when he smells this scent. The two women were ashamed and dropped their heads.

Ailang put the green onion and **** into the pot and stir-fried, and smiled: "Don't worry, you won't be missing!" The two women were even more embarrassed when they heard this.

Xiao Tao saw Ailang stir fry the green onion and **** in the pot. Although it felt very fragrant and mouth-watering, it didn't look like a dish, so she couldn't help asking: "General, you, what are you doing?" Swallowed.

Ai Lang laughed and said: "This is to fry the flavor of the seasoning first, and then fry the meat to taste." Then he put the cut pork into the pot, and then quickly stir-fried it, the meat smelled The scent of green onion and **** swelled all of a sudden, causing Huang Yueying and Xiao Tao to swallow with wide eyes. It didn't take long for Ailang to stir-fry, and immediately scooped a lot of soy sauce into the pot with a spatula, and then stir-fried it. The original white shredded pork suddenly took on the red of the soy sauce and became attractive in color. At this time, Ai Lang shouted: "Bring a plate here." A soldier immediately brought a large plate, and Ai Lang picked up the pot and poured a large pot of fried meat into the plate.

Ailang turned around and said to the two women with a smile: "Try it, how does it taste?"

Huang Yueying was a little reserved, but Xiao Tao immediately picked up a pair of chopsticks and took a chopstick to stir-fry shredded pork and sent it to her mouth. She was full of surprise and praise, and then she ate another chopsticks-fried shredded pork. kind. Seeing that Xiao Tao looked so ugly, Huang Yueying whispered in a low voice: "Xiao Tao, don't be too rude!" Xiao Tao swallowed the shredded pork in her mouth hard, and reluctantly put down her chopsticks.

Ai Lang laughed and looked at Huang Yueying. Only then did he find that the other party was so beautiful and beautiful, she was a rare beauty, and her hair was different from ordinary people. It turned out to be yellow and black. Different kind of charm. "Unexpectedly, your little girl is so beautiful!?" Ai Lang couldn't help but exclaimed.

Huang Yueying was so shy that she lowered her head, her heart pounding, not knowing what to do.

Ai Lang thought that such a beautiful girl had hurriedly cooked such a big pot of ‘pig food’ just now, and felt a little funny and a little pitiful.

Ailang made two more plates of fried meat, followed by a few plates of green vegetables, and finally cooked the noodles. When the noodles were cooked, put the appropriate salt in them. After a while, they started the pot and put them in seven or eight bowls of noodles. Pour in the prepared vegetables and shredded pork, and seven or eight bowls of dried noodles with delicious shredded pork are ready.

Ai Lang picked up two bowls of dried pork noodles and handed them to Huang Yueying and Xiao Tao. Xiao Tao was moved to tears, and Huang Yueying's heart trembled, and an indescribable feeling lingered in her heart. The two women couldn't help taking the noodle bowl. Ai Lang smiled and turned to Dian Wei and the others: "What are they doing in a daze? Do I have to ask me?" Everyone laughed and picked up a noodle. The bowl, but he didn't move his chopsticks, until after Ai Lang moved his chopsticks to eat, everyone gobbled it up. Huang Yueying saw this scene in her eyes, and her admiration for Lu Bu couldn't help but increase a bit.

Huang Yueying ate the noodles and pork shreds and green vegetables in small mouthfuls. She only felt that the taste was very delicious, and she couldn't help being curious. He raised his head and glanced at Ai Lang who was devouring, wanted to speak, but after all he didn't speak.

Ai Lang and Dian Wei ate up the noodles quickly. Ailang hiccuped and said with a smile, "I ran to a restaurant to eat, but I finally had to cook for myself! This is the first time I have encountered this kind of strange thing!" Huang Yueying blushed with shame, and couldn't help feeling Emotions of dissatisfaction arose.

Xiao Tao asked curiously: "General, how can a person like you cook your own food? And how does it taste delicious?"

Ailang smiled and said, "Because I am greedy, I like cooking. I'm still a big student... Well, anyway, I will cook a long time ago."

Little Tao said: "I heard people say that a gentleman is far away from the kitchen, shouldn't people like generals stay away from the kitchen?"

Ai Lang showed a mocking look, and said with a smile: "This **** was made by the second son of Kong! I don't understand. Is it possible that the second son of Kong doesn't need to eat and speaks such bullshit! I only know the people. Eating is the most important thing, and eating is the biggest thing. If the common people don’t have to eat, then there will be big problems! So the cook who creates food for us should be the cutest person, and we should respect the cook! What a gentleman is far away from cooking. , Pure fart!"

Xiao Tao grinned. Huang Yueying heard what Ailang said, and felt that although the words were vulgar, there was an immutable truth behind them. He smiled and said, "This is not what Confucius said. The so-called'a gentleman is far from the kitchen' means being benevolent and righteous. Everything has a heart of love. Seeing chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep alive, I can’t bear to see them die, and when I hear them wailing, I can’t bear to eat their meat. That’s why the gentleman goes far to cook! This is what Mencius said.

Ailang slapped the sky, haha, and asked, "Then, does that Mencius eat meat?"

Huang Yueying was taken aback, bowed her head and thought: "No historical material said that Mencius was a vegetarian, so it must be meat-eating."

Ailang smiled and asked, "Since he is so kind, why should he still eat meat?"

Huang Yueying was unable to answer this question for a while.

Ai Lang said again: "Like him, it's called hypocrisy! What kind of gentleman is far away from the kitchen, pretending to be pretentious! This is like a woman who clearly hooks three and four, thousands of people sleep and tens of thousands of people, but pretends to be no It looks like a cannibalistic firework, and a chastity archway is to be erected!"

Huang Yueying and Xiao Tao's beautiful faces were red, and Huang Yueying glared at Ai Lang in annoyance, but facing Ai Lang's remarks, she could not think of a rebuttal. She is not a defender of Confucianism, so there is no resistance to Ai Lang's strange talk.

Ailang stood up and asked, "Little sister, how much do these bowls of noodles cost?"

Huang Yueying was taken aback, then thought of her current identity, stood up, and said, "You don't need to pay, it's me who amends the general!" Ailang didn't want to take advantage of this, and gestured to a soldier. The person immediately took out a piece of broken silver and placed it on the stove. Ellen and several people strode out of the back kitchen, then left the store, turned on their backs and left.

Huang Yueying and Xiaotao walked out of the store and watched them leave. Xiaotao suddenly sighed leisurely. Huang Yueying came back to her senses and groaned: "Little Lang Hoof, don't be a nympho!"

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