Rebirth in the leisurely life of the red age

"Oh BangGeng, what did you do? Did you blow up the toilet with firecrackers? You are so angry with me that I have to beat you today..."

When Qin Huairu saw her son coming back covered in shit, he almost lost his temper and lectured loudly.

Bangge was confident and said loudly: "It's not me! My cannon hasn't been dismantled yet. As soon as Uncle Yuanzi and the others walked to the entrance of the alley, the toilet exploded. Xu Damao and I were too late to hide, and we were drenched. "

Qin Huairu didn't believe it: "Really?"

Banggeng took out the firecrackers and said, "Look, there's not a single one missing!"

Qin Huairu was in the room just now, but she heard from Li Yuan that there was still an opener, but it was gone now.

She was about to say something else when she saw Li Yuan, Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi passing by the door. Li Yuan reminded them in a low voice: "Someone in the toilet was blown up. Sister Qin, this whip is not fired with a stick."

Qin Huairu suddenly woke up, looked at Li Yuan with watery eyes and said, "Banggen, why don't you thank Uncle Yuan?"

Stick stem hurriedly said: "Thank you, Uncle Yuanzi!"

Li Yuan chuckled and said: "It doesn't matter. Don't be naughty anymore."

Bang Geng quickly responded, "Uncle Yuanzi!"

Li Yuan and the others continued to walk forward. Xu Damao, who was covered in shit, said angrily: "Grandma, is this the end of the matter?"

Li Yuan smiled and said: "If you hadn't tricked Zhuzi into saying that Banggeng was a stupid dad, Banggeng might not have done this. Okay, hurry back and clean up, there will be a big show to watch later."

Xu Damao rolled his eyes and thought quickly, and said happily: "Oh, Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhang were not here just now, could it be..."

Liu Guangqi reacted when he heard the words and laughed "ha", then quickly shut up and said: "That voice seemed to be Jia Zhang's just now... will something happen?"

Seeing his excited expression, Li Yuan was afraid that something would happen. He shook his head and said, "If nothing serious happens, the manure truck just stopped there... It's okay."

Then he asked Xu Damao to go home and change clothes, then walked into the kitchen and gave a few words to Shazhu and Yuyu.

Silly Zhu became happy when he heard this and said, "Did you really blow up Jia Dongxu?"

He Yuyu was even more excited. She had just seen Silly Zhu being bullied by the Jia family, and she was almost mad to death.

As for Silly Zhu... I'm afraid that Jia Dongxu would choke to death in a manure pit, so that Qin Huairu wouldn't have to work so hard and wash the sheets every day!

Li Yuan chuckled and said, "You're close to me, but don't say anything, otherwise I'll say that I thought of blowing up the latrine after listening to your words. Do you believe that Mr. Jia Zhang dares to ask you for 200 yuan?"

Silly Zhu said in a low voice: "Aunt Jia is indeed greedy! She will come out no matter how much she wants! Don't worry, I won't say anything."

He Yuyu couldn't help but chuckled: "I definitely won't say it either!"

Li Yuan smiled and said, "That's fine."

Just as I was talking, there was already a commotion outside...

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, hurried to the door of Jia's house and shouted: "Oh, Qin Huairu, go see your mother-in-law and Jia Dongxu, something happened!"

After saying that, he rushed to Yi Zhonghai's house, opened the door and shouted: "His aunt, go and see your Lao Yi. His face looks... Oops, but Lao Yi is fine. He just has more dirt on his body. That's all." problems."

The aunt breathed a sigh of relief, and Yan Bugui stood in the middle courtyard and said loudly: "Young and old men, please come out and help at the entrance of the alley! Something happened to Lao Yi, Jia Dongxu, and Jia Zhang in the toilet. Go and help. !”

When Silly Zhu heard that something happened to the first uncle, he opened his eyes and was anxious to go. Li Yuan stopped him and said, "Didn't you hear from the third uncle that the first uncle is fine? Are you in a hurry to wipe the shit? You are cooking... …”

Silly Zhu asked anxiously: "Is it okay if I don't go?"

Li Yuan chuckled and said, "I have helped so many people on weekdays, but I won't send anyone there now no matter what."

Silly Zhu laughed angrily and said, "What about you? I can lend you hundreds of dollars."

Li Yuan walked to the ear room and said, "I'll prepare some medicine for them to boil. They have to take it when they come back. Brother Zhuzhu, this is called specialization in the art."

Silly Zhu smiled and said: "I'm convinced, you have such a mouth, even if you are dead, you can make you live! Come on, I'd better cook well, I also want to specialize in a skill!"

Qin Huairu also heard this conversation. She originally wanted Shazhu to help her take a look, but after Li Yuan said this, she couldn't find it anymore. She could only hold Xiaodang and carry the stick. Geng rushed to the entrance of the alley.

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Half an hour later, twenty or thirty people in the courtyard pulled Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu back on a flatbed truck.

Yi Zhonghai is tougher and can still walk, but he hasn't wiped the shit off his face, let alone his hair. He looks like a hozen now.

Xu Damao was really bad. He changed his clothes and took Li Yuan, Liu Guangqi and others to watch the fun. Seeing Yi Zhonghai like this, he couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Fortunately, he was not the only one laughing on the spot. There were many young people in other hospitals laughing.

Qin Huairu looked at the dying Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu on the flatbed truck and cried out: "Mom, Dongxu, how are you?"

Xu Damao deliberately said loudly: "Sister Qin, please stay away from the child. It's so dirty."

Jia Dongxu was so angry that he vomited, really vomited!

But what he vomited out... made everyone around him choke.

"Where's the pillar?"

Yi Zhonghai suddenly asked in a deep voice.

He also expected Shazhu to help clean him and Jia Dongxu.

Li Yuan chuckled and said: "Master, Brother Zhuzhu is helping me cook today, but I didn't ask him to come. My brother and the others are coming soon. If we don't cook, it will be too late."

When Yi Zhonghai heard this, he felt depressed and said: "Okay, if Zhu Zhu is not here, you can be here, Li Yuan. You are a cadre and an outstanding young man who was just praised by the street. What happened today, you still have to bother you……"

Before he could finish speaking, Li Yuan laughed loudly and said: "Master, do you still need to say this? My family has already cooked some medicine for you. I will go back and add some medicinal materials and continue to fry it for a while. Don't worry, it will be done once I'm sure nothing will happen to you. You can't do it if you don't take medicine today. You're so dirty and you're going to get seriously ill.

I also asked the second aunt, third aunt, and Aunt Xu in the courtyard to boil hot water. You can take a shower and wash yourself when you go back later. After washing, taking medicine, and sleeping, it will be fine. "

Then he said to Jia Dongxu on the flatbed truck: "Dongxu, Aunt Jia, don't lie down. You have to move around. If you lie down, those unclean things will settle in your ears and stomach, which will be troublesome. Get up and go back quickly. Clean it up and take medicine to induce vomiting. The longer it takes, the more difficult it will be to treat."

He turned his head and said to Yi Zhonghai, who was about to speak: "Master, don't say any more. Go back and wash up. You drink first. After you drink, we can talk about other things."

Liu Guangqi was also bad, and said with a smile: "Yuanzi still respects the elder, so he boiled a pot of medicine and let the elder drink it first... Aunt Jia, if you slow down for a while, you will lose your share."

Hey, this really works.

Jia Zhang, who was lying on the flatbed car and groaning, actually sat up, then twisted her waist and started running into the courtyard.

Along the way, there were marks of feces and urine...

The onlookers were stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

Jia Dongxu also stood up with force. He looked at Li Yuan and others with red eyes, and finally his eyes fell on Banggeng behind Qin Huairu, looking like he wanted to eat people.

But at least he knew that this was his son and he couldn't let outsiders laugh, so he didn't get angry on the spot.

Before falling into the pit, he heard someone roaring, it seemed to be Xu Damao.

But talking about this now will only make people laugh.

The people in the outer courtyard dispersed, and Li Yuan happened to see a carriage appear at the entrance of the alley. He said "Yo" and said, "You guys go in first. My brother and the others are coming. I will go and greet them."

Everyone who was about to help Jia Dongxu into the courtyard stopped again and stood looking in the direction of the gate.

Good guy, five black and strong men are here!

"Eldest brother, second brother, third brother, fourth brother, seventh brother!"

Li Yuan stepped forward and shouted with a smile.

Despite the fact that the five brothers are very angry in the village, one of them owns a large homestead in Qinjiazhuang.

Qinjiazhuang is twenty miles outside Dongzhimen. Forty years later, within the Fifth Ring Road, there are serious wealthy people in the capital!

The eldest son of the Li family, Li Chi, is already thirty-five. In addition, he has been working as a farmer all year round, so he and Li Yuanzhan are two generations old.

He did have the awareness that an elder brother is like a father. He looked at Li Yuan and said: "It's not bad, not too thin. I need to eat more in the future."

Li Yuan smiled and nodded in agreement. The second child, Li Jiang, had a much hotter temper. He nodded and said, "You, you are so courageous!"

Li Yuan was puzzled, and the third child, Li He, said happily: "You borrowed hundreds of dollars to buy a house, and you can't even afford food. Now everyone in Qinjiazhuang is laughing at our family, saying that we are trying to make a fool of ourselves." "

Lao Qi winked at Li Yuan, and Li Yuan understood. This must be Li Gui's idea to take advantage of me. Use this method to raise more food and transfer more food.

The fourth child, Li Hu, said cheerfully: "Youngest, have you become a cadre? Okay! Why aren't you wearing four-pocket jodhpurs?"

The eldest brother, Li Chi, said solemnly: "Most of the youngest's monthly salary subsidizes the family. Why don't you wear breeches? Okay, stop talking nonsense and put your things down. Work quickly and go back early in the evening."

There were seven or eight sacks stacked on the carriage, as well as some shovels, pickaxes and other tools.

Li Yuan led several brothers forward. Xu Damao was the most knowledgeable. He ran over and called people: "Hey, eldest brother, second brother, third brother, fourth brother, seventh brother, how are you? My name is Xu Damao. Yuanzi is the best buddy in our compound. I made some food and wine today, and I’m just waiting for my brothers to arrive."

I murmured in my heart: I don’t know if I can invite these black farmers to fight with people in the future. They look like animals and they look too strong!

When Li Yuan saw several brothers looking at him, he nodded and said, "Brother Damao and I have a good relationship."

Country people are not stupid. There will only be more trivial nonsense in the countryside, so I listened to the words and heard that Li Yuan and Xu Damao might be friends, but they were obviously not good enough to know the root cause.

However, he can speak well in every situation, and he is not the stereotype of a farmer who is taciturn.

After the carriage was tied up, several brothers each carried a sack. Li Yuan didn't want to do anything, so he led the way to the backyard and placed the sack in the backyard room under various eyes.

The Li brothers looked at the house and thought it was OK.

The fourth child, Li Hu, said cheerfully: "Yuanzi, my father-in-law is a mason and my second brother-in-law is a carpenter. Do you want them to come take a look and do some repairs or something?"

Li Yuan shook his head and said: "We are already busy with farming. Why bother now? We don't have any money. We will wait until the autumn harvest is over. I will save a few months' salary. Big brother and second brother, the cellar is in front. We can clean it up after dinner." I have bought the Liuliu powder, and I can smoke it after finishing it today."

Liuliu powder and 3911 are similar poisons.

The third and fifth boys had already gone to carry the remaining sacks in. The third boy, Li He, walked in and said, "Youngest, people in your courtyard are looking for you."

Li Yuan looked towards the door and saw Yan Jiecheng waving: "Brother Yuanzi, Aunt Jia and the First Master are asking you to come over."

Li Yuan nodded and said, "I understand."

Xu Damao chased away people with staring eyes: "What's the rush? Let them wait! After falling into the cesspit once, you still put up the score of the uncle?"

Yan Jiecheng was not afraid of Xu Damao, but he was afraid of the current small gang, so he ran away.

Li Yuan said to his five brothers: "Let's go eat."

Li Chi asked: "What are they looking for you for?"

Before Li Yuan could say anything, Xu Damao was overjoyed and said: "Hey, brother, you guys are late today, otherwise you can watch the excitement!" With that, he told the story from beginning to end.

Li Chi didn't laugh too hard, but Xu Damao himself even burst into tears.

When we got to the Intermediate Court, Li Yuan reminded: "Okay, don't talk about it, or the Jia Zhang family will cause trouble."

As soon as the group passed the hand-chaosing corridor, they saw a large group of people surrounding them. Banggeng cried to Jia Dongxu, whose face was almost distorted: "It's not me, it's really not me!" Just in time to see Li Yuan coming out, he hurriedly said: "If you don't believe me, ask Uncle Yuan Zi and Xu Damao!"

Xu Damao's nose was almost crooked, and he scolded: "Little bastard, you call Yuanzi uncle, and me by name?"

The stick ignored it, and shouted at Li Yuan: "Uncle Yuanzi, my dad insisted that I blew up the toilet."

Li Yuan was unhappy and said loudly: "Dongxu, why do you still doubt that your child is here? Banggeng was walking with me, Damao and Guangqi. When we reached the fork in the road, we heard a bang. Damao also I thought it was BangGiao who was carrying the firecrackers we set off, so I yelled at him, but BangGiao was wronged.

None of the strings of whips he took from me were taken apart, and fortunately they were not taken apart, otherwise I would really be speechless today. BangGeng, you didn't tell your dad about this? "

Stick said: "Before I had time to say it, he slapped me and said he was going to kill me."

He glanced at Jia Dongxu with resentful eyes.

Yi Zhonghai intuitively believed that this matter must be related to Li Yuan. After he glanced at Li Yuan, he looked at Banggeng and asked: "Banggeng, are you telling the truth? If it hadn't been for you, I would have Let people go to the police station and ask the local police to investigate. If the local police find out, they will arrest the bad guys and go to jail!"

Banggeng was obviously startled when he heard this, and Li Yuan laughed and said: "Master, what are you doing? Banggeng is still a child, and if you didn't scare him, he would be scared to admit it.

What happened to the film police? When the film police come, they must present the evidence and be fair.

With us as witnesses, no one can do anything to him!

How could you doubt BangGeng? Right now, children are blowing up everywhere with small whips in order to catch mice. Just relying on a string of unopened firecrackers, you must blame the sticks?

Then again, don't say it's not a stick, even if it is a stick, you can't do this, stick is still a child.

The last time he came to my house to eat braised pork, I laughed it off.

Why are you still trying to scare me? This is not going to work. "

Xu Damao's belly was about to burst from laughter, and he said seriously: "Yes, Banggen is still a child, a flower of the motherland, and cannot be frightened by casual beatings!"

Even Silly Zhu rarely acted opposite Xu Damao. He nodded and said: "That's almost enough. Master, Yuanzi is right, Banggeng is still a child. Besides, it's not him who did it. Look, you scared the child." of."

Yi Zhonghai's face was livid, and after he gave Sha Zhu a cold look, Jia Zhang suddenly said, "Yuanzi, is your medicine... ready?"

Li Yuan hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I'll go and serve it to you."

After all, he went back to the north room to put on a mask, and then opened the door of the side room in full view.

A smell that smelled worse than feces gushed out, and Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi started to fuck.

The brothers of the Li family looked strange, and they looked at their little brother one after another...

Tsk, this is nothing!

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