Rebirth in the leisurely life of the red age

"Brother Damao, are you...too dissolute?"

Li Yuan said with a strange expression.

In these years and years, is it possible for ordinary people to dare to play so wildly?

It’s hard to say whether this guy will be infertile in the future, whether he was beaten by Silly Pillar or caused by his own infertility!

Xu Damao chuckled, not feeling ashamed at all, and gave Li Yuan a look that every man could understand, and said with a wicked smile: "Look what you said, how can we be educated people if we don't show off? We've already said it, literati and sluts are literati and sluts." True celebrity, Zi Fengliu! Silly Zhu’s grandson will definitely not understand, but Yuanzi, you won’t understand, right?”

Li Yuan laughed, but still regretted: "Forget it, I am a supervisor and a cadre. If someone reports me, my life will be over. I will have to go to the northwest to plant trees... Brother Damao, sit down."

There were exactly two stools, one for each person. After sitting down, Xu Damao didn't dwell on the joke just now, and started to get excited again, saying: "Brother, I have opened my eyes today. Brother, I grew up in this courtyard, hey , I have never seen a master so deflated!

That old guy always knows how to be stupid. He and the deaf old lady in the backyard have dark hearts, black and dirty, how stupid is he!

You tell me, what’s so good about Silly Pillar?

My mother has been missing since I was a child, and my father ran away with the widow, leaving two unlucky children with no parents to teach them. No wonder they are stupid!

Hey, those old fools must have their brains turned into mush and are not biased fools.

Yuanzi, tell me, what good can Silly Pillar do? With a pair of dog eyes, he is always staring at Jia Dongxu and his wife, who doesn't think he knows? But that daughter-in-law is really handsome. Look at her. She's washing the sheets. Can you tell me why they got wet?

Tsk tsk tsk, that kid Jia Dongxu probably won’t live long.

Mrs. Jia Zhang still has the nerve to scold you for your short life... Bah!

Anyway, in our courtyard, there is a deaf old lady, a big man, plus Sha Zhu and three mad dogs, Jia Zhangshi and Jia Dongxu, and no one else can live well!

These two old guys are so bad and deserve to be exterminated! Silly Zhu will also be designated to be exterminated in the future!

I originally thought that I had to wait for the deaf old lady to die and then see if I could break up their little gang. I didn't expect that, brother, my eyes were really opened today. That old guy Yi Zhonghai almost died. I'm so mad at you!

And that stupid pig, Silly Zhu, actually kept cheering for you, and he almost died laughing! Not to mention those two donkey fucks, Jia Zhangshi and Jia Dongxu...

Ouch, I have never been as happy as I am today in all these years!

No, I have to go back and get a bottle of wine. I am happier today than during the Chinese New Year. How can I do it without drinking? While we drink, brother, please give me some advice on how to deal with these evil bastards like Yi Zhonghai, Shazhu, and Jia Dongxu in the future! "

Seeing Xu Damao gnashing his teeth and dancing excitedly like Parkinson's disease, Li Yuan could understand a little bit.

Xu Damao and Silly Zhu have been fighting each other since they were little. That's wrong, it was Xu Damao who was beaten by Silly Zhu from childhood to adulthood, but the eldest brother Yi Zhonghai has always favored Silly Zhu.

When I was young, I didn't care much about it, but as I grew older, Xu Damao's hatred grew deeper.

Being beaten and disadvantaged all the time, my mentality was distorted.

It's a pity that it's really hard for him to make waves in this courtyard alone.

Not to mention in the steel rolling mill, Yi Zhonghai was an eighth-level worker. In such a large steel rolling mill, with tens of thousands of people, the number of eighth-level workers could not exceed two hands.

Not to mention that the Xu family and his father were just filmmakers, even the director of the factory had to politely call "Master Yi" when he saw Yi Zhonghai.

Therefore, Xu Damao has been holding back his anger until now, full of resentment, but there is nothing he can do.

Venting at this moment is inevitably a bit crazy.

Li Yuan was sitting by the window. The kerosene lamp next to the kang flickered with flames, casting their shadows on the window. He was about to speak when he suddenly heard a rough sound from the crack of the previously opened window. Wheezing.

His heart moved, his eyes narrowed, and he stopped Xu Damao, who was about to go back to get the wine, and persuaded him: "Brother Damao, what kind of wine are you going to get? It's so late, just calm down and calm down, it won't be what you thought... You said The uncle and the old lady are partial to brother Zhuzi, and I think so. But if you want to say that they are bad people, then I don't think so.

People are not sages, so it is inevitable that they are a little selfish, which is very common. The uncle thought he was extinct, pointing to Jia Dongxu and Brother Zhuzi to provide for him in the future, it is understandable to be partial. Besides this, doesn't he usually help the poor households in the courtyard? Liugen's family, Wang Erkui's family, Laosun's family, Lao Zhao's family... At the end of which month, don't you borrow some money from his family to buy rice and noodles? That's why he can respond to everyone when he speaks in the courtyard.

As for Brother Zhuzhu and you, although they seem to be incompatible with each other, believe it or not, let me give you an inappropriate analogy. If one day Brother Zhuzhu is harmed miserably and lies alone under the bridge and is about to freeze to death, you Will Xu Damao not save him after seeing it? Or one day you are in trouble and you can't survive and go to Brother Zhuzi for help. Do you think he can save you? Don't look at Brother Zhuzi screaming, he will still give you a hand. This guy isn't bad.

You guys are all the same, you all have a knife-mouthed bean curd heart, a stinky mouth and a kind heart, you are all ordinary people, how can you have any bad intentions..."

Xu Damao said angrily: "Brother, although you are smart, you are too kind, and you are a bit clumsy! Are the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai, the two poor people, good people? They are poisonous, so they are the queen! And Silly Zhu is even more stupid..."

He thought to himself that if he had Li Yuan's brains, he would have killed the bastard in this yard by now!

What a pity, how could such a smart person trust those evil people with evil intentions?

But before he finished speaking, the door was suddenly pushed open, and Silly Zhu was seen holding a stool in one hand, walking towards Xu Damao with a glare, gritting his teeth and said: "Sun thief, grandpa will teach you how to be a human being today!"

After saying that, he put the stool in his hand on the ground, and then stepped forward in two steps. With Xu Damao's horrified look on his face, he punched his chin, and Xu Damao fell to the ground with a scream.

Li Yuan hurriedly advised: "Calm down, Brother Zhuzhu, it won't be..."

Silly Zhu was also crazy, and it was okay if he didn't stop him, but if someone stopped him, he would hit him harder. Not only did he kick Xu Damao again, but he also showed off his brother's behavior and accused Li Yuan: "You too, how many times have I told you Come back, don't get involved with this grandson, you just won't listen. It's a good thing you didn't say anything to this grandson that you shouldn't have said, otherwise I would beat you up too!"

Li Yuan smiled and said, "Isn't that right?"

As he spoke, he walked forward casually.

Then he waved his hand and brushed it lightly on Shazhu's expression as if he had inadvertently brushed away some dust. Shazhu felt his body go numb. He wanted to reach out and grab Li Yuan and ask what was going on, but found that as soon as he moved his hand, there was a needle in his heart. It hurt like a prick, and his eyes turned to look at Li Yuan with some fear, and said: "Brother, I have not offended you, but I am afraid that you will learn bad things from others, but... please don't hurt me. !”

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu, who were standing at the door with only a coat on and watching the excitement, realized that something was wrong. Sha Zhu's face was frighteningly white. As Li Yuan turned to one side, the two of them discovered that something was wrong in Sha Zhu's heart. There is actually a bright silver needle inserted in the lower position!

Yi Zhonghai said in shock and anger: "Li Yuan, what are you doing?"

Jia Dongxu also shouted in surprise: "Li Yuan, are you going to harm people?!"

Xu Damao was very proud. After he stood up in embarrassment, he kicked Si Zhu in the crotch. Si Zhu's face turned blue and his eyes nearly popped out, glaring at Xu Damao as if he wanted to eat someone.

Xu Damao was startled, but seeing that Silly Zhu couldn't move, he smiled evilly and wanted to take action, but Li Yuan warned: "You will do the same thing again if you do it again."

Xu Damao stopped in a hurry, turned to look at Li Yuan in surprise and said: "Brother, you are an expert!!"

You must know that Shazhu is not only an invincible fighter in the courtyard, he is also one of the best fighters in Nanluogu Alley, several surrounding courtyards, and even in the steel rolling mill. This guy learned wrestling from others when he was little, for a few times.

Unexpectedly, he fell into the hands of Li Yuan! !

Li Yuan ignored him, and took another hand, pulled the silver needle on Zhengba's silly pillar, and patted it twice in his heart. Me?"

This is Qiguan point, also known as Qimen, located two horizontal fingers below the left chest.

This trick was learned by Li Yuan from an old professor at the Beijing College of Traditional Chinese Medicine: insert the needle three inches and hold your breath. Insert the needle five inches to reverse the Qi. When the needle is inserted seven inches, the breath will be gone...

Li Yuan only learned about three-inch needles. It would be too difficult and dangerous to learn more deeply, so he didn't spend much time on it.

Silly Zhu subconsciously moved his arms and found that he was already healed. He immediately became happy again and looked at Li Yuan and said: "Hey, brother, do you still have this skill?"

Li Yuan shook his head and said: "It's just some simple medical skills to barely protect yourself. Brother Zhuzhu, if you have something to say, talk to me. How can fighting solve the problem?"

Silly Zhu snorted, obviously not agreeing very much, and gave Xu Damao a sharp look, and then said: "Who let this grandson act like a villain behind his back?"

Xu Damao may have felt that he had personal protection, and he became very angry at this moment. He said with a "bah": "Who is the villain? I think you are the villain, or the villain who is hiding outside and eavesdropping!"

Silly Zhu's black face turned red and he said to Li Yuan: "Yuanzi, I didn't eavesdrop. I came to bring you a stool."

Li Yuan looked at the two wooden stools with peeling paint on the ground and said with a smile: "That's great! Thirty-six legs, eight in a blink of an eye!"

Silly Zhu laughed, then turned to the door and walked towards Yi Zhonghai, who was either staying or not, and said: "Master, just when I came to deliver a stool to Yuanzi, I heard a bad guy like Xu Damao talking bad about us and scolding us inside. You and the old lady are too poisonous, so you are extinct, saying that you colluded together to act as a dominator. What did Ren Yuanzi say?

People say you can't, you and the old lady just want to find someone to take care of you, so you favor me, but people are not sages, who can have no selfishness? It's not a crime, and I said you two are fine.

Yuanzi also persuaded Xu Damao that one day Xu Damao will have nothing to eat, and I will definitely give him a hand. Listen, how good is Yuanzi? But Xu Damao's grandson also called Yuanzi stupid, and called you and the old lady poisonous. Today I must teach him a lesson! "

Yi Zhonghai looked at Li Yuan with some surprise. Just after Xu Damao and Jia Dongxu finished scolding each other, he saw Silly Zhu quietly running to the door of the north room of the west wing and eavesdropping. He did not stop him, and also wanted to hear what Li Yuan was saying. Yuan and Xu Damao are holding back some bad water.

Unexpectedly, Li Yuan didn't say anything bad?

Seeing Yi Zhonghai's eyes, Li Yuan chuckled and said: "Master, don't look at me like this. My father has read some books since he was a child, and he taught me that a gentleman should not bully the darkroom. If I have any objections to you, I must express my opinion in person. Speak clearly to the drummer."

Yi Zhonghai didn't know whether to praise or scold him for a moment, but Silly Zhu looked at Li Yuanshun more and more, and said happily: "Oh, that's right! If you have anything to say, just say it clearly in person, and that's it! Don't imitate the villain. , that's not a joke!"

Li Yuan smiled again and said: "Brother Damao also cares about me, reminding me that people's hearts are complicated. Regardless of right or wrong, the intention is good, and I have to accept the favor."

Xu Damao, who was not very good-looking at first, became very happy again. He gave Li Yuan a thumbs up and said, "I understand. In our courtyard, you are the best brother. You can carry it clearly!"

Li Yuan laughed and scolded: "Okay, don't talk about it at night, go back to sleep. Today you and Brother Zhuzi have brought gifts, tomorrow night I will cook two dishes and get a bottle of good wine, please two of you please."

Regardless of what Xu Damao and Sha Zhu thought, Yi Zhonghai felt extremely uncomfortable.

In this courtyard, who wouldn't invite guests to his house, invite him to come out, and feel proud to invite his uncle?

However, this boy treated him in front of him without even looking at him.

Yi Zhonghai couldn't stay any longer, so he and Jia Dongxu, who looked equally ugly, walked away.

Silly Zhu felt a little sorry in his heart and whispered to Li Yuan: "Brother, our courtyard is treating guests. Even if the three uncles are not invited, this uncle must be there. This is etiquette... and you invited the first uncle. , How can he miss out on the housewarming gift? The gentleman is so proud."

Li Yuan smiled and said: "I'm afraid of what he will do. I invited him. What if he brings something big?"

Nowadays, what can be called big items are sewing machines, bicycles, watches, radios...

Silly Zhu and Xu Damao laughed out loud together. This thought was too humorous...

However, the two of them smiled and looked at each other, and then immediately stopped. They both felt unlucky. Why were they laughing together with this grandson?

Li Yuan added: "The main reason is that it's fun and lively for young people to eat together. With the older generation here, it's hard to let go and boring. I'll invite the older generation alone later." Painting cakes is so simple.

Silly Zhu was happy and said: "Hey! That's right! I'll come over tomorrow night when I'm cooking. We have this skill. It's not like some people who only eat with one mouth."

After that, he walked away smiling with his hands behind his back.

Xu Damao was making faces behind him, chatting with Li Yuan for a few more words and then left.

After it was completely quiet, Li Yuan turned off the kerosene lamp, lay on the kang, and looked at a bright number floating in his mind: 5123, smiling from ear to ear.

Tonight, you can come five times! !

I don’t know if I can come up with something good this time...

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