Rebirth in the Urban World: I Am the Immortal King

"Is there such an awesome magical skill?"

Kong Ming touched his head, and then said: "Listening to what you said, it seems that you really have such a magical power!"

Li Yunxiao was overjoyed when he heard this, and said excitedly with a gleam in his eyes: "Then teach me. As long as you teach me this magical skill, I will agree to any conditions!"

"Actually, you don't need many conditions, just one is enough."

"Then tell me quickly and I will definitely do it."

"Only disciples of Jinlong Temple can practice this magical skill. As long as you shave your head, join me as a Buddhist disciple in Jinlong Temple, and quit sex, I can teach you!" .??.

"I bought a watch last year, so I became a monk and robbed me, but I also practiced the magical skill of hammering? You're so bald, you're really kidding me, aren't you?"

Shi Yiren was sitting quietly aside, while Xia Luofeng was having a round of wine with Zhao Jiaolong and Yuan Dongdong. But to Ji Wufeng's surprise, Lin Tiannan was also there, with a simple and honest smile on his face, being fed by Ye Lingfeng and Lu Tiangang. Drinking wine, he burst into laughter from time to time.

Fang Tianhua and Nie Hu are wrestling with each other. Whoever loses will have to drink a jar of wine!

Mingzhe bared his teeth in distress, his face turned green, and said: "Damn it, this time I emptied the old man's wine cellar. If the old man finds out, he will have to skin me!"

Nie Hui burped his head and said, "I'm afraid of a hammer. If your old man dares to beat you, I will castrate him for you so that I won't have to have a second child to compete with you for the family property."

In an instant, Mingzhe's face turned from green to black!

Ji Wufeng's eyebrows immediately stood up, he stepped forward and grabbed Mingzhe's ear, and cursed angrily: "You brat, you don't even call me me when you're drinking!"

Mingzhe hurriedly pointed at Nie Hu and said, "Master, he organized it all. He said he wouldn't call you. He said he wouldn't be happy when you came."

Nie Hu was so drunk that his tongue was tied. He was struggling to arm-wrestle with Fang Tianhua when he was suddenly kicked to the ground by Ji Wufeng. He jumped on him and beat him hard.

"My uncle, you don't call me when you're drinking. Do you still have Fu in your eyes?"

As soon as he saw Ji Wufeng come in, Xia Luofeng immediately rushed over and shouted: "Boss Ji, that damn fat guy told me that your skills in picking up girls are unparalleled in the world, you must teach me!"

Ji Wufeng glared and said: "Get the hell out of here, I am an innocent young man, how can I be so dirty!"

"vomit……"

The whole audience suddenly felt like they were about to vomit. They had almost drank enough, and when they heard Ji Wufeng's words, they immediately started to feel nauseated.

At this time, Nie Hu got up from the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face. He gritted his teeth and said to Mingzhe: "You bastard, how dare you betray me!"

"Then what's wrong? You usually regard yourself as a senior brother and yell at me, but I've already found you displeased."

Mingzhe was often bullied by Nie Hu, but now that Ji Wufeng was back and with the support of his master, his back immediately stiffened.

"Son of a bitch, let's see how I deal with you!"

Nie Hu was furious, grabbed a plate of braised fish and threw it on Mingzhe's head, but he easily dodged it and laughed loudly: "It didn't hit, it didn't hit..."

Although Mingzhe was not hit, he heard a scream of pain, and then saw Lu Zifeng holding a fish bone on his head and saying murderously: "Who did it?"

Mingzhe immediately shrank his neck

Pointing at Nie Hu, he said, "He did it!"

"Go to hell!" Lu Zifeng picked up a plate of spicy crayfish and threw it over.

Nie Hu had been on guard for a long time and avoided it with one step, but it hit Xia Luofeng on the face. The soup of Mapo crayfish was numb and spicy, and it was so sticky that it covered his face and he couldn't open his eyes for a long time. Open your eyes, and instantly, murderous intent surges into the sky!

But because he couldn't see with his eyes closed, Xia Luofeng stretched out his hand and touched around on the ground, which was very funny and made everyone laugh.

When Xia Luofeng touched a plate of fried peanuts, everyone immediately felt something bad. Mingzhe hurriedly hid far away. Everyone else's faces were full of nervousness. Only Kong Ming was still occupying a big roast duck. Mingzhe Immediately ran behind Kong Ming, this was undoubtedly the safest place.

"You bastard, die!"

Xia Luofeng roared and threw the peanuts in his hand wildly, but each peanut was full of energy, and its power was not much worse than bullets. The scene was instantly filled with bullets.

Everyone immediately hurriedly used their body skills to dodge, but Lu Zifeng didn't know martial arts, so he was hit directly in the eyeballs by two peanuts. Suddenly, stars shot out from the two smashed eyes, and he screamed in pain.

Kong Mingguang, who was taking the test, was also hit by a stray bullet. Two peanuts went directly into his nose, blocking his breathing. It took him a long time to get them out.

Seeing Kong Ming's face turning red, Mingzhe whispered: "Master Kong Ming, are you okay?"

Kong Ming smiled and said: "Of course it's okay. In Buddhism, everything is doomed. Doom is inevitable. What can happen? Come on, let's continue eating."

Mingzhe was immediately filled with admiration. He was indeed an eminent monk in Buddhism. He could still eat vegetables calmly under such a threatening situation, even though Mount Tai collapsed in front of him, his face did not change!

Lu Zifeng's eyes were red and swollen from being hit. He was so angry that he jumped on his feet. He grabbed the plates on the table and threw them out without distinguishing between friend and foe. The dishes in the sky were like rain and they were thrown at everyone.

As soon as Xia Luofeng wiped his face clean and opened his eyes, a chicken drumstick came over and was inserted directly into his mouth!

"Hahaha...he has chicken legs in his mouth!"

Nie Hu couldn't help but pointed at Xia Luofeng and laughed wildly, but before he finished laughing, a plate of preserved eggs flew over and two of them stuck to his eye sockets.

As for the others, almost no one was spared. Lin Tiannan had a piece of shredded green pepper pork, Li Yunxiao had a few slices of twice-cooked pork stuck to his face, Yuan Dongdong had a plate of green vegetables stuck directly on his face, and even Ji Wufeng had soup on his face. Extremely embarrassed.

Zhao Jiaolong was in the worst situation. A bottle of chili oil was smeared on his face, and his eyes were burning. He grabbed the roasted suckling pig and threw it out.

Everyone was on guard and avoided him one after another, but Kong Ming, who was still feasting, was in trouble. A pig hit him on the head. Not only did the hit make a big bump on his shiny head, but also the seasoning in the suckling pig. He was even more confused and had it all over his head.

Mingzhe said cautiously: "Master Kong Ming, what a disaster!"

Kong Ming nodded very seriously and said: "Yes, they are all disasters, disasters that cannot be avoided!"

Just when Mingzhe was about to express his gushing admiration, Kong Ming suddenly raised his eyebrows and said with a fierce look on his face: "But now it's these bastards who are in trouble!"

I just grabbed the things on the table and threw them wildly, including vegetables, soup, plates, bowls, and chopsticks. Finally, I threw out all the wine bottles in my hands! "Is there such an awesome magical skill?"

Kong Ming touched his head, and then said: "Listening to what you said, it seems that you really have such a magical power!"

Li Yunxiao was overjoyed when he heard this, and said excitedly with a gleam in his eyes: "Then teach me. As long as you teach me this magical skill, I will agree to any conditions!"

"Actually, you don't need many conditions, just one is enough."

"Then just tell me and I will definitely do it."

"Only disciples of Jinlong Temple can practice this magical skill. As long as you shave your head, join me as a Buddhist disciple in Jinlong Temple, and quit sex, I can teach you!"

"I bought a watch last year, so I became a monk and robbed me, but I also practiced the magical skill of hammering? You're so bald, you're really kidding me, aren't you?"

Shi Yiren was sitting quietly aside, while Xia Luofeng was having a round of wine with Zhao Jiaolong and Yuan Dongdong. But to Ji Wufeng's surprise, Lin Tiannan was also there, with a simple and honest smile on his face, being fed by Ye Lingfeng and Lu Tiangang. Drinking wine, he burst into laughter from time to time.

Fang Tianhua and Nie Hu are wrestling with each other. Whoever loses will have to drink a jar of wine!

Mingzhe bared his teeth in distress, his face turned green, and said: "Damn it, this time I emptied the old man's wine cellar. If the old man finds out, he will have to skin me!"

Nie Hui burped his head and said, "I'm afraid of a hammer. If your old man dares to beat you, I will help you castrate him, so that I won't have to have a second child to compete with you for the family property."

In an instant, Mingzhe's face turned from green to black!

Ji Wufeng's eyebrows immediately stood up, he stepped forward and grabbed Mingzhe's ear, and cursed angrily: "You brat, you don't even call me me when you're drinking!"

Mingzhe hurriedly pointed at Nie Hu and said, "Master, he organized it all. He said he wouldn't call you. He said he wouldn't be happy when you came."

Nie Hu was so drunk that his tongue was tied. He was struggling to arm-wrestle with Fang Tianhua when he was suddenly kicked to the ground by Ji Wufeng. He jumped on him and beat him hard.

"My uncle, you don't call me when you're drinking. Do you still have Fu in your eyes?"

As soon as he saw Ji Wufeng come in, Xia Luofeng immediately rushed over and shouted: "Boss Ji, that damn fat guy told me that your skills in picking up girls are unparalleled in the world, you must teach me!"

Ji Wufeng glared and said: "Get the hell out of here, I am an innocent young man, how can I be so dirty!"

"vomit……"

The whole audience suddenly felt like they were about to vomit. They had almost drank enough, and when they heard Ji Wufeng's words, they immediately started to feel nauseated.

At this time, Nie Hu got up from the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face. He gritted his teeth and said to Mingzhe: "You bastard, how dare you betray me!"

"Then what's wrong? You usually treat yourself as a senior brother and yell at me, but you've already become displeased with me."

Mingzhe was often bullied by Nie Hu, but now that Ji Wufeng was back and with the support of his master, his back immediately stiffened.

"Son of a bitch, let's see how I deal with you!"

Nie Hu was furious, grabbed a plate of braised fish and threw it on Mingzhe's head, but he easily dodged it and laughed loudly: "It didn't hit, it didn't hit..."

Although Mingzhe was not hit, he heard a scream of pain, and then saw Lu Zifeng holding a fish bone on his head and saying murderously: "Who did it?"

Mingzhe immediately shrank his neck

Pointing at Nie Hu, he said, "He did it!"

"Go to hell!" Lu Zifeng picked up a plate of spicy crayfish and threw it over.

Nie Hu had been on guard for a long time and avoided it with one step, but it hit Xia Luofeng on the face. The soup of Mapo crayfish was numb and spicy, and it was so sticky that it covered his face and he couldn't open his eyes for a long time. Open your eyes, and instantly, murderous intent surges into the sky!

But because he couldn't see with his eyes closed, Xia Luofeng stretched out his hand and touched around on the ground, which was very funny and made everyone laugh.

When Xia Luofeng touched a plate of fried peanuts, everyone immediately felt something bad. Mingzhe hurriedly hid far away. Everyone else's faces were full of nervousness. Only Kong Ming was still occupying a big roast duck. Mingzhe Immediately ran behind Kong Ming, this was undoubtedly the safest place.

"You bastard, die!"

Xia Luofeng roared and threw the peanuts in his hand wildly, but each peanut was full of energy, and its power was not much worse than bullets. The scene was instantly filled with a hail of bullets.

Everyone immediately hurriedly used their body skills to dodge, but Lu Zifeng didn't know martial arts, so he was hit directly in the eyeballs by two peanuts. Suddenly, stars shot out from the two smashed eyes, and he screamed in pain.

Kong Mingguang, who was taking the test, was also hit by a stray bullet. Two peanuts went directly into his nose, blocking his breathing. It took him a long time to get them out.

Seeing Kong Ming's face turning red, Mingzhe whispered: "Master Kong Ming, are you okay?"

Kong Ming smiled and said: "Of course it's okay. In Buddhism, everything is doomed. Doom is inevitable. What can happen? Come on, let's continue eating."

Mingzhe was immediately filled with admiration. He was indeed an eminent monk in Buddhism. He could still eat vegetables calmly under such a threatening situation, even though Mount Tai collapsed in front of him, his face did not change!

Lu Zifeng's eyes were red and swollen from being hit. He was so angry that he jumped on his feet. He grabbed the plates on the table and threw them out without distinguishing between friend and foe. The dishes in the sky were raining down on everyone.

As soon as Xia Luofeng wiped his face clean and opened his eyes, a chicken drumstick came over and was inserted directly into his mouth!

"Hahaha...he has chicken legs in his mouth!"

Nie Hu couldn't help but pointed at Xia Luofeng and laughed wildly, but before he could finish laughing, a plate of preserved eggs flew over and two of them stuck to his eye sockets.

As for the others, almost no one was spared. Lin Tiannan had a piece of shredded green pepper pork, Li Yunxiao had a few slices of twice-cooked pork stuck to his face, Yuan Dongdong had a plate of green vegetables stuck directly on his face, and even Ji Wufeng had soup on his face. Extremely embarrassed.

Zhao Jiaolong was in the worst situation. A bottle of chili oil was smeared on his face, and his eyes were burning. He grabbed the roasted suckling pig and threw it out.

Everyone was on guard and avoided him one after another, but Kong Ming, who was still feasting, was in trouble. A pig hit him on the head. Not only did the hit make a big bump on his shiny head, but also the seasoning in the suckling pig. He was even more confused and had it all over his head.

Mingzhe said cautiously: "Master Kong Ming, what a disaster!"

Kong Ming nodded very seriously and said: "Yes, they are all disasters, disasters that cannot be avoided!"

Just when Mingzhe was about to express his gushing admiration, Kong Ming suddenly raised his eyebrows and said with a fierce look on his face: "But now it's these bastards who are in trouble!"

I just grabbed the things on the table and threw them wildly, including vegetables, soup, plates, bowls, and chopsticks. Finally, I threw out all the wine bottles in my hands!