Rebirth in the Urban World: I Am the Immortal King

"Haha, you are Xiaofeng. I heard your uncle mentioned you to your aunt."

Since he planned not to take action for the time being, Lin Yuantang did not want to stalemate the relationship, so he politely extended his hand.

After shaking hands with Lin Yuantang, Ji Wufeng extended his hand to Yu Yanyan and said, "Hello, aunt."

Yu Yanyan tilted Ji Wufeng before stretching out her hand and frowning: "Are you the son of the lost girl? It's best to find out first and don't make a mistake. If a wild child comes back, the family property will be destroyed. Others left."

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked angry, but Ji Wufeng patted Yu Yanyan's arm gently with his hand and said with a smile: "Auntie is right, haha, hey, you farted!"

"You just farted!" Yu Yanyan said angrily.

Poof!

Suddenly there was a noise, and everyone smelled a stench. Ji Wufeng covered his nose and pointed at Yu Yanyan's butt and said: "Everyone heard it, you are really farting!"

Yu Yanyan's face turned red with anger, and the powder on it fell off like paint on the wall.

Puff, puff, puff!

There was a sudden burst of noise, and Yu Yanyan farted several times in a row, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Ye Xixi shouted: "Oh my God, I have never seen someone who can fart like this. Do you think this way of farting will make me incontinent?"

Everyone felt a chill. This little girl looked so pretty, why did she speak so disgustingly?

But as soon as she finished speaking, a strange scene occurred.

Puff puff puff puff...

Suddenly there was another series of puffing sounds, and Yu Yanyan's face immediately turned pale.

"Holy shit, I'm really incontinent."

"It's so disgusting and smells so bad!"

“Haha, this is the first time I’ve seen it

Arrived, quickly take a photo and upload it online! "

Seeing someone taking out their mobile phone and flashing the flash, Yu Yanyan finally reacted, screamed, covered her skirt and ran to the bathroom, with disgusting sounds and cheers behind her.

Ye Xixi covered her nose and said, "Bah, bah, bah, it's so disgusting, it stinks to death."

Lin Yuantang's face turned livid. He had lost all face when his woman was so ugly in public. He glared at Ji Wufeng and said sternly: "Asshole, did you do it?"

Ji Wufeng spread his hands and said helplessly: "You can fart as you like, but you can't talk nonsense. Did any of your eyes see that it was mine? Besides, I'm not that capable. I don't care about heaven or earth. You can’t let others poop and fart!”

"Hmph, just wait for me, I won't let you go."

Lin Yuantang left in a hurry without saying a word, and stopped looking for his wife. With so many pairs of eyes here, he couldn't afford to lose such a person.

"Hahaha, yeah!"

Ye Xixi and others laughed for a while, and then clapped their hands together, their faces full of pride after relieving themselves.

Tang Huanxin looked at Ji Wufeng and asked with a strange expression: "How did you do it?"

When Ji Wufeng told him his plan just now, Tang Huanxin was a little suspicious. How could he let others fart casually?

"I just tapped her Neiguan point."

"Neiguan point?"

"Hey, Neiguan point can eliminate the turbid air in the human body, that is, farts. When the turbid air in her body is exhausted, of course she will become incontinent."

Tang Huanxin looked at Ji Wufeng thoughtfully.

On his face, she saw the evil smile of a big boy after playing a prank, and she couldn't help but feel in a trance.

She doesn't understand why he maintains the childlike innocence of a big boy despite being a cold-blooded murderer. Which one is his true face?

At the same time, Li Xinzhi on the side had a bitter look on her face. Song Zhijie was also treated so badly when they first met. Looking back now, she felt that she was too ignorant.

But she soon began to feel lucky. If it weren't for Ji Wufeng, she would have been sent to hell by Song Zhijie, and there would be no recovery, right?

Suddenly, a tall and beautiful figure walked into the hall. She was dressed in black and had a delicate appearance, but her eyes were cold. Ji Wufeng's eyebrows suddenly raised. How could she be here?

"Uncle Lin, Aunt Huang, hello. My name is Tie Xin. I am Ji Wufeng's good friend. Congratulations."

After greeting Lin Yuantu politely, Tie Xin held Huang Mingyue's hand affectionately.

Tie Xin had already appeared at the previous auction of the Yang family, and also participated in the bidding for animal heads. She led two agents on a mission. After being disturbed by the Ling Xueliang sisters, Ji Wufeng thought she had returned to China. Jing, I didn’t expect to come here.

Ji Wufeng was immediately confused. What did this little girl want to do? When did you become good friends with her?

At this moment, two more beautiful girls appeared in the hall, sisters Ling Xueliang and Ling Moran. Now they also live in Longtan Township, so they were naturally invited.

"Is it you?"

Tie Xin glared at the Bai sisters. They were the ones who snatched the CD from Yang's house. He didn't expect to meet them here.

"Hehe, don't be angry, anger will cause wrinkles." Ling Moran said with a smile.

"Where is the thing? Hand it over." Tie Xin touched his waist with a cold look on his face, as if he was about to fight.

Ling Moran said: "Hey, today is a happy day, are you planning to do something here?"

Ling Xueliang stepped forward and stood in front of her sister, saying: "The thing is no longer in our hands, it will be useless even if you catch us."

Tie Xin frowned and said, "Where?"

Ling Moran pouted and said, "I don't know. If I knew, I wouldn't tell you."

"you……"

Tie Xin was angry and wanted to pull out the whip from his waist.

Unexpectedly, Ling Moran suddenly shouted at Ji Wufeng at the top of his lungs: "Husband, husband, come here quickly, someone wants to bully me, come here quickly."

Ji Wufeng felt dizzy for a moment. Isn't this damn girl too sluggish? When did he become her husband?

Tang Huanxin looked at the dark-faced Ji Wufeng next to her and smiled: "Your girlfriend is being bullied, why don't you hurry up and save her as a hero?"

If it were somewhere else, Ji Wufeng would turn around and leave without hesitation, why would he be too lazy to care about the life and death of this little girl?

But today was a happy day for the Lin family, and we couldn't let this little girl interfere with it, so we had to walk out.

"What are you doing here?" Ji Wufeng stared.

As soon as he saw Ji Wufeng, Ling Moran immediately felt like he was on stimulants. He pounced on Ji Wufeng like a lioness and shouted: "Oh, my husband, you really miss me!"

Ji Wufeng felt like he wanted to faint, this girl was a little too powerful.

Seeing the girl rushing towards her enthusiastically, Ji Wufeng quickly made a defensive posture and shouted: "Wait, don't move yet. I don't seem to know you very well, so there is no need to be so enthusiastic."