Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

My father-in-law lamented there, and Yangling was also lamenting that it was delicious but dumplings were good (please think about it for two words). Today I worked as a chef for a day, but I couldn't get a few bites of it.

My father-in-law's father-in-law used the excuse that he had an old wife at home, so he forced a lot of them to go home, and he was so ok with money. That's it. His mother-in-law eliminated all the vinegar in the kitchen with a bite of dumplings and a bite of vinegar.

Foodie, I finally saw it today. What’s even more disgusting is that after my mother-in-law heard about Yang Ling’s business with her father, she also intervened. What’s more important is that she was using Yang Ling’s pretext to make Yang Ling a loser.

The bonus was sent directly to Kong's mansion and asked Kong Xingxue to keep it. The old man agreed without thinking. Yang Ling was stunned. The father and daughter didn't care about their appearance. After several solemn protests, Yang Ling

Finally realized how big a pit I had jumped into and what a good idea to make money. In the end, I changed a jade pendant that I couldn't bear to exchange for.

Yang Ling lay on the bed and cried in secret. How much evil did he have to commit to be played like this by God? No matter what, what he does in the future, he must not find an old man. He would have to count it if he was sold.

Money, a lesson from blood! Yang Ling's heart seemed to be cut open by the old man.

At this moment, a knock on the door sounded. Could it be that my mother-in-law was conscientiously discovering that the girl who arranged for her bedtime was here? Oh, what should I do? Should I go up or down? What a tangled question

.

"Have Master Yang slept?" The voice of his father-in-law and old gay friend suddenly extinguished all Yang Ling's hopes.

"Not yet," Yang Ling stood up and opened the door: "So it's Uncle Fu, is there anything wrong?" Yang Ling tried hard to squeeze all his facial organs into the shape of a chrysanthemum.

"Ah, that's right. The master has come back. I want to invite Young Master Yang to the study to talk." Han Fu couldn't help thinking to himself when he saw Yang Ling's distorted face: "Madam, he is so heavy that Yang Ling is almost paralyzed when he beats her to the point of being paralyzed on her face when she is beaten.

Now.”

"Oh, okay, I'll go in and tidy up my clothes and follow Uncle Fu to see my father-in-law." After Yang Ling said that, he walked into the house and took the door with a "slap".

"Actually, there is no need to be so numb..." Han Fu wanted to follow in, but unexpectedly he was hit hard by the door panel brought by Yang Ling, and immediately squatted down and covered his nose: "I'm so annoyed!"

After a while, Yang Ling's hair was disheveled, and she even put out the clothes that were torn into strips today. She just embroidered a few pockets on it and took a dog-beating stick, "Hey, Uncle Fu, you like to squat on the ground and wait for people

Is it?"

"Ah, no, Young Master Yang, why do you dress like this? This is really rude." Han Fu stood up and saw Yang Ling's clothes clearly.

"How could it be? What's the relationship between me and my father-in-law? This is my latest beggar suit designed by me. I decided to let my father-in-law pass by. If it's good, I decided to mass-produce it. This dress is beautiful and generous, with a strong postmodern atmosphere. Uncle Fu, come here.

No one? I can give you a 10% discount. As long as 998, you can own this one. When you go out, you will be chased by a dog. When you walk on the road, everyone will automatically be three feet away from you. Put it on.

No need to worry about traffic jams on the road, and you have a chance to get a chance to get a fortune from heaven."

"No need, I still like my clothes now. Hiss..."

"Uncle Fu, you really won't have one? If you do this, I'll suffer a little loss. It's better to sell you 997, it's all a penny cheaper. Hey, Uncle Fu, your nose is red and very red,

Is this the latest way to put on makeup?”

"No, I just got bitten by a fly."

"All the flies in ancient times are so powerful? Uncle Fu, can you please three feet away from me? I usually don't attract many flies. I'm afraid of being affected by fish in the pond."

"Well, Young Master Yang, can we leave now? Master should be anxious." Han Fu decided to end this inexplicable conversation.

"Of course, of course, Uncle Fu, please first."

"Why are you so embarrassed? Young Master Yang will invite you first!"

"Oh, Uncle Fu is an elder. I have always believed in the god of respecting the elderly and loving the young. Uncle Fu please!"

"Young Master Yang is a guest. I can only be considered half of the master. Please, Mr. Yang!"

"Uncle Fu's words are wrong. I am the future son-in-law of the Confucius Mansion. If I can barely count, I will be half of the master. Uncle Fu should ask first!"

"Young Master Yang please first!"

"Uncle Fu please first!"

...

"I said to Mr. Yang, please spare me and leave quickly." Han Fu finally couldn't stand it anymore.

"Okay," Yang Ling reluctantly said: "But if I get lost in a while, don't blame me for not saying anything."

"Ah, by the way, Uncle Fu, I want to confirm something with you." Yang Ling suddenly turned around and said as he walked.

"Young Master Yang is polite. Please ask me if you have any questions."

"I heard that my mother-in-law's number one person who can use it is your wife?"

"It's just a slut!"

"No wonder." Yang Ling lamented.

"No wonder?" Han Fu asked curiously.

This person is really, you have to ask so carefully everything. The relationship between you and my father-in-law came from here. It’s not that. Two men who were eaten by my wife came together and they could not help but tell each other their hearts. Then it was the God of Heaven.

Yang Ling kept silent, just gave Han Fu a look that I understood.

Han Fu was puzzled all over his head, no wonder you said it.

"Master, Young Master Yang is here." Han Fu knocked on the door of the study, with good professional qualities.

"Oh, please invite me quickly. Han Fu, please make some of the Dragon Tea that the emperor gave back to you and give it to your nephew."

"Yes, please, Mr. Yang!" Han Fu bowed and asked Yang Ling to go first, then turned around and left.

"My father-in-law, my son-in-law, please see me!" This is the first time Yang Ling has seen his cheap father-in-law since his rebirth. No matter what, he has to be upright, his words must be sincere, and his performance must be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Isn't it a big blame for the many polite people?

Kong Xingxue only heard a strange scream, and then a flash of eyes, and only saw a black shadow falling heavily in front of him. With a squeak, Kong Xingxue swallowed the dumplings that he had not been able to chew in the future, he pointed to Yang Ling and said, "Mysterious nephew."

Why do you have to be so polite? Ah, who has beaten up this nephew?"

Hearing this, Yang Ling kept nodding and said, "Yes, yes, I was beaten very badly, thirty and thirty times, so that even my mother-in-law didn't know me anymore. No, my father-in-law, I am your son-in-law, no

Your nephew, wow, do you even want to regret the marriage? Woo wow, why is my life so miserable?" Yang Ling's words showed mourning, which really made the listener sad and the listener cry. Yang Ling looked up,

I happened to see the half-basin of unfinished dumplings on the table. I swallowed my saliva, thought for a while and added: "My body is bitter and my stomach is hungry!"

"I'm please come up quickly. If you have anything to say to me, I will definitely make the decision for you."

"Are you really going to regret the marriage? I'm so sad, so sad, Dad, Mom, why did you leave so early? Leave me alone in this world, and you're going to catch me before you leave

My father-in-law whom I said could be entrusted with was not reliable. Dad, mom, you can take me away too!" Yang Ling patted his clothes and stood up, and continued howling.

"It's not true, don't misunderstand me. I have no intention of regretting marriage. It's just that you and Yingxue are getting married. This is always unchanged. Don't worry, when you get married with Yingxue in the future, you are a nephew.

I will only say two words to others." Kong Xingxue waved his hand quickly and said with a blushing face.

"You still want to talk to others about your nephew. Are you going to marry your daughter again?" Yang Ling said unyieldingly.

"Absolutely nothing," Kong Xingxue's head shook like a rattle. At this moment, Han Fu came over with tea. Kong Xingxue hurriedly said, "Eat tea and have tea, nephew, this is the Dragon Tea awarded by the emperor,

It only takes one pound per year, and it is not easy to get it. You can try it." After Kong Xingxue finished speaking, he had to focus on dealing with the dumplings in front of him.

How could Yang Ling make him happy: "My father-in-law, how delicious the dumplings today are?"

"It's so good. I heard it was made by my nephew. No wonder you have the taste of your mother in it." Kong Xingxue took a bite of dumplings, and Adam's apple moved, as if he was savoring, so he nodded and answered Yang Ling's question.

How can my father-in-law scold me? Your mother's kidneys are good, and your mother's stomach is good, "Ah, is that right? My father-in-law eats well, but I always feel like I have forgotten to put something, my father-in-law gives me one

Taste it? I'll make something better next time."

"Oh, is that? Why can't I eat it? See what's missing?" Kong Xingxue still handed the half pot of dumplings to Yang Ling as he said. Like medicine, the wind swept away the broken clouds, instantly eliminating it.

Most of them.

Kong Xingxue looked at the three remaining dumplings, twitched hard at the corners of his eyes before asking carefully: "Did you eat less?"

Yang Ling swallowed the third to last dumpling, shook his head and said, "Not yet, let me eat a few more."

Kong Xingxue snatched it over and said, "I think my nephew's head may be a little confused today, so I'll go back and think about it slowly." After that, he swept away the remaining two dumplings, and then he picked it up with unfulfilled feelings.

Come and savor the tea bowl slowly.

"My nephew." Kong Xingxue put down the tea bowl.

"My father-in-law, please tell me, son-in-law, listen!" Yang Ling said in a slut.

"How old are you?"

This question was asked so bluntly. Yang Ling looked down at him and decided to report it less so that his father-in-law would not be able to stand the stimulation. Then he would lose three centimeters: "It's not big, it's not big, it's only fifteen centimeters."

"Qianmi? What is that?" Kong Xingxue obviously didn't understand what Yang Ling meant, but he still understood the word "Fifteen" and "Fifteen? No, how did I remember that you should be eighteen?"

"So I'm really eighteen," Yang Ling wiped his sweat secretly, and looked like he continued to listen carefully.

"The saint said, "As for the school, my nephew, you are not young anymore. You should think about how you will go in the future." Kong Xingxue sighed.

"I've thought about it long ago. I'll marry Yingxue tomorrow. Then as a son-in-law of a high-ranking official, I should be able to get into the ordinary circle of playboys. I'll take two dog slaves out for a walk if I have something to do. Life is so beautiful, so I'll attract

Yang Ling bends his waist.”

"Absurd!" Kong Xingxue slapped the table hard and said, "I think about some ridiculous things all over the world. How can I feel at ease to marry Yingxue to you like this? How can I see your parents in the next hundred years?"

"I think this is great, peace and joy will last forever. My parents will definitely say thank you for pulling me up. Alas, this seems a bit awkward." Yang Ling still looked tired and lazy.

"As the third generation of your Yang family, you have ruined all your huge family business. What will you leave to your descendants in the future? Aren't you ashamed?" Kong Xingxue continued to say unyieldingly.

"It's okay," Yang Ling waved his hands repeatedly: "What's the point of a little family business? It's said that I'm born with me and I will be useful. I will come back after all the money is gone. Don't worry, I will definitely leave more gold and more land for my descendants in the future.

There is also the so-called old ones that don’t go to the new ones that don’t come!”

"I was born with talent and I will be useful. I will come back after all my money is gone," Kong Xingxue carefully savored Yang Ling's two sentences, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt it tasted.

"My father-in-law, what are you muttering?"

"I was born to be useful, and I will come back after all the money is gone, okay!" Kong Xingxue suddenly slapped the table and said, "As I am as Brother Yang said, I am very smart. Even a few words are so interesting.

I think it must be a seed of study. My nephew, the Imperial College Priest is my father-in-law's disciple and my best friend. I have already agreed with him that from tomorrow, I will send you there. I hope.

My nephew has long aroused his ambitions and will win his wife and son in the future, and will shine on his family!”

"Ah?" Yang Ling's chin fell all over the floor and asked in a low voice: "Imperial College? Where is that?"

"The Imperial College is the highest institution of learning in our dynasty and the dream of scholars all over the world. Anyone who can successfully graduate from the Imperial College is awarded the title of Jinshi and can be directly awarded the title of official position." Kong Xingxue snorted.

"It turned out to be the zhongyang Party School. No wonder it's so awesome. However, I just want to be a playboy. I can't play with such a dark place in the officialdom. What's more, I've just studied for sixteen years and haven't graduated yet.

, Did he go back to study? If he doesn't go, he won't go anything!" Thinking of this, Yang Ling shook his head firmly and said, "My father-in-law misunderstood. I'm just a fool, a playboy, a big playboy. Send me in pure

It's just a misleading child."

"Hmph, you went in to study, not teach, so how could you mislead your children?"

"I can't even write my own name. I'm really a playboy, an absolute playboy." Yang Ling continued to force his eyes and said nonsense.

"I often communicate with your father. He once said that you were three years old and told me proudly that you were enlightened. You said that the Master praised you for your understanding. Besides, you can say that you can say that you are born with me and that you will be useful. If you spend all your money, you will be able to return.

If you are still a playboy like this, then most scholars in the world can’t even be considered a fool?”

"Misunderstanding, this is a drunkard who drinks too much and makes a fool of himself. I occasionally hear it. This is really not what I said." Yang Ling continued to scream.

"What's the name of that alcoholic? When did you hear it?"

"That bastard seems to be called Li Bai. Once I drank too much in a restaurant and wanted to have a tycoon meal. Finally, I took all my clothes and horses as my body, which was just enough to make money for my wine. Then I said this, at that time, I was still young and was just right after being drunk.

I heard it.”

"A such an unruly hermit has spread all over the world long ago. Why have I never heard of it? Nephew, it's not good to lie."

"I didn't lie to you. It was really what Li Bai bastard said." Yang Ling shouted injustice, Li Bai's father, why haven't you given birth to Li Bai yet? I've killed me.

"I have decided on this matter, so I don't need to say anything more."

"Dad, mom, come and take me away." Yang Ling decided to act like a scoundrel.

"If your parents are alive, they will only say that I have arranged it properly, and you don't have to say anything more. Han Fu, send your nephew back to rest." Kong Xingxue ordered his old friend.

"Young Master Yang, please!" Han Fu bent down and said.

"My father-in-law, I think this is a misunderstanding, you can consider it again." Yang Ling finally fought for it.

Kong Xingxue just picked up a book, sipped the tea gently, and kept silent.

"Oh, okay," Yang Ling accepted his fate, stood up and walked out with his head down.

Suddenly, Yang Ling turned around and rushed to Kong Xingxue again.

"Is there anything else to do with my nephew?"

"That, my father-in-law, you seem to have taken down the book."

Kong Xingxue's eyes were unknown, but his face was calm: "I have a different habit of studying than others. I am used to taking the books down and reading them. My nephew should go back early to rest.

”

"Okay, good night, father-in-law!"

When Han Fu sent Yang Ling back, Kong Xingxue said, "Did that guy say something?"

"No." The old gay friend shook his head with an expression. He didn't dare to tell Kong Xingxue about the prison on Yangling Road.

"Since that's the case, then, Han Fu, help me clean up the bed sheets and bedding, and pass the message in the backyard, saying, "Master, I, I need to read a lot of classics to write articles recently, and I'm going to sleep in the study for the time being."

"Yes!" The old gay friend yu stopped talking.

"Is there anything else?"

"Master, your book is still not coming."