Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

() "叩阍? What the hell?" Yang Ling asked in confusion.

Kong Yingxue was about to explain, but she saw that Yang Ling was completely naked. Except for using a small piece of cloth to cover her lower body, she had no clothes to cover her. What's more important is that Xiao Yangling still maintained the same form of committing the crime just now. Apart from Kong Yingxue, Kong Yingxue

This was the first time I saw a man's vagina. I couldn't help but take a few more glances. Then I suddenly blushed with embarrassment, covered my eyes, looked away, and shouted: "Ah..."

Yang Ling was confused, what was there to shout about, but he also shouted out: "Ah..."

Hunter Sun said angrily: "I call you that because you are shy. What is your name?"

Yang Ling replied: "I'm shy too. If she screams so loudly, if she attracts someone, won't my innocence be lost? So I can only shout along. At least it can prove that I didn't mean it."

"Just scream, why are you holding your chest so high?" Hunter Sun said, pointing to two points on Yang Ling's chest.

"You are young and energetic, there is nothing you can do about it!" Yang Ling said nonchalantly, so he had no choice but to grab a piece of clothing from the recliner on the side and put it on him casually. Then he said to Kong Yingxue: "Okay, sister of the Kong family,

Stop yelling, I've already put on my clothes. You still tell me what knocking is, who wants knocking?"

After hearing this, Kong Yingxue turned around, her face still red, and she lowered her head and explained to Yang Ling what knocking was.

The 叩阍 is also commonly known as the imperial complaint. In order to show that the emperor stands with the people, in every dynasty, the emperor

The government will set up a Dengwen drum in the capital, so if you want to complain to the emperor, you can beat the Dengwen drum to let the emperor know. However, this dynasty stipulates that the Dengwen drum must be played when "it must be related to military and national affairs, and it must be related to serious corruption and evil"

"It's a strange injustice and a tragic injustice." If it is not found out in the end, he will be charged with the same crime. Therefore, the drum has not been sounded since the founding of the dynasty. This is more like a formality. "Isn't this just like going to bei?

Is it reasonable for Jing to petition?" Yang Ling touched his chin and said in deep thought, but it doesn't matter, he will still be sent back to his place of origin in the end.

Kong Yingxue saw Yang Ling's calm look and couldn't help but said anxiously: "Brother Yang, have you thought of a countermeasure?"

"Countermeasures, what kind of countermeasures are needed?" Yang Ling asked strangely: "They are just a bunch of rotten scholars who are so angry that they don't know the heights of the world. Don't worry about them. Besides, I can't bear any of the charges they mentioned. I'm not afraid.

!”

Kong Yingxue was very anxious and said: "Anyone who knocks on the door will be jailed until the facts are clear, waiting for the incident to be clarified."

"Damn! Still going to jail? What bastard made this rule? This is not humane at all. There is no human rights!" Yang Ling was stunned and couldn't help but curse.

Kong Yingxue reminded: "This is a rule set by Taizu when he founded the country. Brother Yang better not talk nonsense."

Taizu, this person really cannot be offended, even if he has been dead for hundreds of years, he still can't be offended. Yang Ling closed his mouth, but his eyes were rolling around.

Kong Yingxue and Hunter Sun covered their hearts and waited anxiously for Yang Ling to come up with an idea. Unexpectedly, they heard Yang Ling's slight snoring not long after. It turned out that rolling the eyes is also a very strong exercise. In addition, Yang Ling had just finished swimming.

Was asleep.

The two of them were angry and funny. Hunter Sun said with a smile: "It seems that Brother Yang has already come up with a countermeasure, so I'll go back first."

Hunter Sun nodded slightly and said, "Well, Miss Kong, walk slowly, I'll see you off!"

When Yang Ling was having dinner, while chewing the food, he was holding a copy of "Li Sao" in his hand, and murmured something: "I took a long breath to cover my tears, and I mourned the hardships of people's livelihood. This is also the place of my heart."

Good, even though he died nine times, he still has no regrets. He would rather die in exile, but I can't bear to be in this state. Fu Qingbai wants to die straight, and consolidates the blessings of the former saints. Everyone has their own happiness in life, but I only like to cultivate.

often."

At this moment, Old Shen walked in with a smile, clapped his hands and said: "Okay, okay, I didn't expect you, an ignorant boy, to be able to watch "Li Sao", let me take a test

you……"

Yang Ling hurriedly stopped him and said, "No, I just had nothing to do. I just recited it to suit the occasion. The words "xi" in this article almost made me vomit when I recited them. Don't blame me for talking about you. Don't do so much when you have nothing to do.

The modal particles make it difficult to pronounce."

"Are you still reading? Save it!" Old Shen said scornfully: "I even took down the book. You don't have to guess, I know it was your talented girl who helped you prepare it."

Yang Ling's face turned red. Why did this damn old man say everything so clearly? He would die if he gave me some face. Yang Ling said unconvinced: "Why are you talking? You won't allow me to suddenly fall in love with reading."

Really? Besides, I learned this from your precious son-in-law when I took the book and read it backwards. It is said that reading this way will make me remember it more firmly."

How could Old Man Shen believe Yang Ling's lies? He said disdainfully: "Pretend! Pretend! You brat, do you still want to pretend in front of me? You can tell such lies about loving studying. Are you lying? If you say that you are

I can still believe that I love silver.”

Yang Ling sighed and said: "What I want is money, and what I want is knowledge. You can't have both. You should earn money first, and then study knowledge when you have nothing to do. Besides, the state of lying is that you must first deceive.

Only then can I deceive others, so my acting skills have made great progress."

"I don't see it, but your nonsense makes me want to beat you up even more." Old Shen stretched his muscles and said, "I haven't done anything for a long time, and my hands are really itchy."

Yang Ling was thinking about how to avoid the violent old man's attack, when Hunter Sun took a pair of bowls and chopsticks and handed them to Old Shen.

Yang Ling criticized Hunter Sun and said, "Don't you look down on this old man? He's obviously here to catch me, not just for free, so don't you look down on this old man? This old man is very narrow-minded, be careful he will hate you.

"

Old Shen rolled his eyes at Yang Ling and said, "Who said that? I'll eat the food first, and then I'll catch you. No way! Oh, that brat is pretty good. He even uses ivory chopsticks."

Ivory chopsticks? Yang Ling was stunned for a moment, and then thought that some time ago, the Xiao family's caravan went south. When they came back, they brought a few pairs of ivory chopsticks and gave Yang Ling a pair. Ivory will be a thing in later generations.

It was worth his money, and Yang Ling was reluctant to use it. He planned to use it as a family heirloom. Unexpectedly, Hunter Sun used it to entertain Old Man Shen. According to the old man's behavior, the chopsticks would definitely not be safe in the end.

Old Shen poured himself a glass of wine, and then ordered Hunter Sun: "Dan Fei, go to the kitchen and order some dishes, and arrange some food and drinks for the officers and soldiers outside the door. Come catch this brat tonight.

It’s not easy either.”

Hunter Sun looked at Yang Ling, then at Old Shen, then he agreed with confidence and got up.

Old Shen took a sip of wine, picked up a piece of boiled fish, chewed it slowly, and said, "Boy, your fish fillets are good, smooth, tender, and fresh."

"That's right!" Yang Ling said proudly: "Freshly caught from the creek, pollution-free, pure natural green food. No, old man, are you here to catch me, or are you here to eat at my house?"

"Didn't I say that I'll catch you first and then arrest you? I'm not in a hurry. Why are you so anxious? Do you really want to live in a cell?"

Yang Ling asked strangely: "Old man, haven't you retired? Why are you everywhere, and you don't feel tired?"

"Retire?" Old Shen was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly: "You are such a funny guy, but even though I have retired, it is not easy to retire. Even the Emperor can't live without me.

.”

"Come on, come on, look at how beautiful you are?" Yang Ling said disdainfully: "If I were your age, I would take my family to travel around, see the mountains, see the water, and hook up with me when I have nothing to do.

a widow,

Old cows eat young grass, that's life. I really don't know what's good about being like you? You said that your official position is high enough and your power is strong enough. When you get old, you still have to be busy with this and that. I said, old man,

You have lived a very tiring life."

When Yang Ling said this, Old Shen was stunned for a moment, and then felt a little lost. But at that moment, Old Shen quickly calmed down and said: "I have never been fascinated by foreign objects in my life, but I don't want to be obsessed with you with just a few words."

I almost got it right. In fact, you got it right too.

Yes, living like you said is not what I want. But when you get to my level, you will know that some things are really not what you want to do. The wealth and life of many people depend on it.

How can you do it alone?

Where are you?"

"That's why I always say that people in the world cannot help themselves, let alone those of you who live in high places in the temple. That's why I stay so far away from your officialdom." Yang Ling saw that Old Shen didn't seem to be very interested, so he quickly interrupted.

He opened the topic and said: "Hey, old man, why don't you let me live and let me run away? You eat and drink here, why don't you give me a little face?"

"Run away? Flee in fear of crime?" Old Shen said disdainfully: "Even if you make it clear to me, have you seen the officers and soldiers outside? Do you think they will agree?"

"As long as you agree, those people outside are just local chickens and waggots. I have my second senior brother, the general, to kill them!" Yang Ling said disdainfully.

Old Shen was also disdainful and said: "That monk of yours who protects the courtyard, I admit that his martial arts is indeed good, but these people outside are all royal guards, and they are also studying the fighting techniques and battle formations in the army. You

You can ask your monk to give it a try."

"As for what, you want to catch me and shoot the royal guards? Damn it, I don't believe it!" Yang Ling slapped the table, stood up and shouted: "Second senior brother, where did you die? Come out quickly!"

The second senior brother came out with a chicken drumstick in his mouth and asked: "Boss, are you looking for me?"

"Damn! Why did you go to the kitchen to steal the chicken legs and eat them again?" Yang Ling was furious.

The second senior brother hurriedly stuffed the chicken legs into his mouth, stretched his mouth wide, and said vaguely: "No, I didn't steal the chicken legs to eat."

Yang Ling said contemptuously: "I have never seen such a rogue monk like you. I don't care. Come on, I will give you a glorious task. Go and kill all those people outside. Then we can run away and wander around the world."

Unexpectedly, after listening to Yang Ling's words, the second senior brother turned around and left, muttering: "I didn't hear anything. Chicken legs are good, but seeking death is bad!"

Old Shen said with a smile: "How is it, are you convinced?"

Yang Ling sat down dejectedly and said, "It seems that this jail sentence is inevitable."