Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

() With the second senior brother joining, Yang Ling finally felt much more relieved. The group was so crowded, carrying large and small bags to the prison. This can be so casual and comfortable even when I sit in prison. Throughout history, my buddy has also

He was the first person, Yang Ling thought proudly.

The cell is a very ordinary cell, like in a TV series, and is located underground. Old man Shen looked at Yang Ling and said, "Why are you afraid? Don't want to go?"

"No!" Yang Ling said: "People always throw themselves into the Heavenly Prison. I heard that the difference between the Heavenly Prison and the Dungeon is that one is on the ground and the other is underground. Old man, can you discuss something and help me change it.

I heard that the Tianzhu is good for lighting and ventilation. It is covered with dark paint and smearing. I feel so scared when I sleep at night?”

"Tianzhu? Are you sure?" Old Man Shen asked with his eyes slanted: "I don't know where you heard it, but I'm sure you haven't heard it completely. There are still important things below that I haven't heard it."

"Oh, is that so? Is the food in the Heavenly Prison very good, or there are girls serving you?" Yang Ling asked curiously.

"It's certain that the food is good, but only one meal," said Old Man Shen with a smile: "Our court ruled the world with kindness and filial piety. Even if a person is an unforgivable person, the court will naturally not be stingy for the last meal.

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"Old man, what do you mean? You smiled so terrible!" Yang Ling shivered unconsciously.

"Look at how smart you are usually. Do you still don't understand what I meant?" Old Man Shen smiled and said, "Isn't this meaning very obvious? The Heavenly Prison is for the death row prisoners. Now, you still

Do you want to stay in the Heavenly Prison?"

"Damn it! Is empiricism a killer?" Yang Ling shouted: "I think this dungeon is very good. Look, the environment is elegant and creative. I haven't slept in the basement yet. That's it. Worship.

Now you!"

Old man Shen smiled and said, "Okay, I should leave too. No matter how I say I am also a prime minister. If you really want to send you into the cell, it would be bad if someone saw you."

"Let's go, let's go, it's best to tell me not to see you again in the future. It's definitely not a good thing to see you," Yang Ling said impatiently.

The East Palace Guards escorted to the dungeon, and immediately a person with the appearance of a prisoner came up and said, "Is there anything wrong with this big night?"

The squad leader threw him a waist sign and said, "The Eastern Palace guards, I am ordered by Qin to escort someone to you. You can hear that this person is an extremely important person, and you must take good care of him."

The prison head held the waist sign and looked at it, then smiled and said, "This is the day when we need prisoners sent by the prison soldiers. That must be extremely important. I understand, understand, we must take good care of this brother.

!” After saying that, he kicked Yang Ling in the butt and scolded: "Come on! Take this prisoner up!"

Yang Ling immediately felt very proud. Although he had no professional discrimination, he had to say that people who had been in this industry for a long time seemed to have some special hobbies about chrysanthemums. Yang Ling covered her butt and glared at the prison head: "Dare you dare to kick me?"

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"What's wrong with kicking you?" The prison head glared and took out the whip from his waist and said, "If you don't know, do I suck you?"

Yang Ling sneered, and at this time, all the officers and soldiers drew their swords in their hands. Shi Gusui stared at the prison head coldly and said, "What I said just now, you forgot everything? It seems that it is necessary to let your brother go."

We will remember you for a long time!”

The old man said tremblingly: "Mr. Jun, I will take good care of him as you told me!"

"Fart!" Shi Gusui said furiously: "Don't you even understand human words? What I mean is that this young master is a very amazing person. Come to you just for, for..."

Seeing that Shi's team was constipated, Yang Ling couldn't say what to do for a long time, so he couldn't help but reminded him: "To experience life."

"Yes! To experience life!" said Shi Gusu, "It's still Mr. Yang who is smart! Now you should understand what I mean?"

"I understand! I understand! I understand!" The prison head was mournful and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

At this moment, Yang Ling's family walked in with big bags of things and saw the scene in front of them. They were a little confused. Yang Ling kicked the prison head on the butt and shouted: "Don't be stupid."

I'm here to lead the way, so I'm going to quickly decorate the room."

"Okay!" The old man agreed blankly and quickly led the way.

All the prisoners in the cell looked at Yang Ling on the railing. How could such an arrogant person come to jail? Yang Ling greeted him with a kind smile along the way. This is not jail, it is clearly here to attend the award ceremony.

Celebration.

However, when passing by a cell, Yang Ling couldn't hold back the smile, because Hao Ran, who lived in the cell, was the group of censors who were against him. When Yang Ling came over, he couldn't help but snorted.

Don’t go to the beginning, it seems that Yang Ling is just a bunch of shit, and she doesn’t even want to look at it.

In view of disgusting others as his greatest happiness, Yang Ling stopped and pointed to the cell beside him and said to the prison head: "Master, I think this cell is pretty good, I live there."

"Young Master, don't joke. There are great single rooms inside, all of which are newly built straws, and the lighting is good. They are usually used to detain officials of the court who have committed crimes. Why don't you stay there?"

Head asked tentatively.

Yang Ling touched his face and said, "Does my face look so funny? Okay, stop talking nonsense. Young Master, I like this cell. Open the door for me and get the people inside.

When I go to another room, I have never lived in the same room as other men except to go to school!”

The prisoner looked at Shi Qunsu in embarrassment, and Shi Qunsu scolded: "Since Mr. Yang gave the order, why don't you go and do it quickly!"

The prison head quickly agreed, unbuttoned the key on his waist, opened the prison door, and dragged the person inside out. The inside shouted angrily: "Tell you what you are going to do, I'm telling you what you are doing. I'm the Taoist from Longhu Mountain.

, You can't be unreasonable to me!"

When Yang Ling heard the voice, he seemed familiar, and couldn't help but ask the prisoner: "The people inside, what kind of work are they doing?"

The prison head smiled and said, "A crazy old Taoist who claims to be a Taoist priest in Longhu Mountain cheated on food and drink. He was arrested a few days ago."

Yang Ling couldn't help laughing. It's really a narrow road for enemies. Yang Ling smiled and shouted, "Oh, this is not Taixu on the Dragon and Tiger, isn't it? Is it Taoist Master Kidney Empty? Why was it exposed and came in to jail for dinner?

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The old Taoist was happy when he heard this. When he looked up and saw Yang Ling's unfriendly eyes, he hurriedly covered his face with his hands and said, "Young Master has recognized the wrong person. I call him Zhang Sanfeng, and some call him Wang Chongyang, but I do

There is a twin brother named Taixu."

The prison head looked at Yang Ling in surprise and said, "Why does the young master know this old man?"

"I know, of course I met him. I even invited him to dinner!" Yang Ling said as he shouted to the old Taoist: "Do you think it's, Taoist Master Kidney Deficiency!"

"Since you are an acquaintance of this young master, you must take good care of him by prison leader." Yang Ling said with a smile.

"I understand! I understand!" The prisoner showed a look on his face, and then he respectfully invited the old man to go out.

"Your understanding is very problematic!" Yang Ling was furious and shouted to the prison head: "I mean, first drag this old man out, then hang it up and hit it. You must use a snakeskin whip to dip it.

I put salt water on him and beat him first, so that he didn't even recognize his Taishang Laojun. Then I would like to take a tiger bench, pull out my nails, and soldering irons, and greet him. What? I hate others to deceive my feelings the most in my life.

If you are a beauty, it’s okay to say that you are still a sloppy old man. Should I go out and have sex?"

The prison head looked at Yang Ling in shock, and began to doubt himself for the first time. How to understand the word "care".

Yang Ling said with a smile: "Hey, Taoist Master Shenxu, should you be punished by the prison head wearing high-heeled leather boots? How about we play with wax after it's over? But it's very good, I guarantee you can't help you.

I don’t want to go to Laojun.”

Taoist Master Shenxu was dragged out by the old man. The old man was so scared by Yang Ling's words that he broke the railing tightly, looked up at Sun Hunter, and shouted happily: "Madam, I have calculated my fate for the young master.

It’s all true, no lie, Madam, tell this young master quickly, the old Taoist, who has little arms and legs, can’t stand such a great punishment! Madam!"

Sun Hunter also hugged Yang Ling's arm and begged: "Husband..."

Yang Ling sighed and said to the Taoist Master Shenxu: "You old Taoist are so obedient and know how to find someone to help you. Okay, for the sake of my wife, this death penalty can be avoided, but this life penalty cannot be escaped.

Head, you go and hang up this damn old Taoist, then go and put three bowls of wontons in front of him, so that he can see and smell it, but he can't eat it."

"You might as well give me a good time with one knife!" Taoist Master Shenxu shouted, "I have a way to make me full and be a full dead ghost."

"I think it's pretty beautiful," Yang Ling smiled and said, "I think I'm stupid. Killing someone will pay my life!"

At this time, it was rare that the second senior brother interrupted and shouted: "Boss?"

"What are you doing?" Yang Ling turned around and saw the second senior brother's moving eyes.

"If you keep these wontons for a long time, they will get rid of them. Why not let me eat them?" said the second senior brother.

"You foodie!" Yang Ling cursed with a smile: "You can eat, but you understand some things."

"Boss, don't worry! I understand! I must be greedy for this bull's nose." The second senior brother rubbed his hands and said excitedly.

"You smelly bald donkey, Master Dao, I knew you bald donkeys were not good things, and the fox's tail was exposed?" Taoist Master Shenxu cursed.

Yang Ling shook his head and turned around. It was better not to get involved in this religious conflict.