Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

() Lying on the ground, Yang Ling felt that her eyes were full of little stars. If not for the severe pain, Yang Ling almost sang "Twinkle, twinkle, twinkling, the sky is full of little stars." Yang Ling covered her eyes and reluctantly

He stood up and said, "Damn, you're such a scumbag, you just hit me when you say it, won't you let me be prepared?"

Taoist Master Shenxu said aggrievedly: "Master Yang, once you are prepared and your whole body is tense, it will not be easy to get bruises."

"Don't you fool me? I can see that you are taking the opportunity to retaliate. All the good wine and food I have spent these days have been fed to the dogs." Yang Ling was furious.

"Young Master Yang, you asked me to fight this. I have already followed your instructions, and you just said you wouldn't be angry." Taoist Master Shenxu continued to defend.

"I regretted it, no way!" Yang Ling roared.

"What about the two chicken legs?" Master Shenxu still couldn't forget his own chicken legs.

"No more!" Yang Ling told Liu San on the side: "Remember, give him two duck legs and chicken legs at noon today. Go ahead and dream!"

Liu San whispered: "Actually, duck legs are more expensive than chicken legs!"

"I'm rich! I'm happy! I'm happy to be able to buy it with a thousand pieces of gold! Oh, my eyes!"

Standing in the courtyard of Dali Temple, Yang Ling had a panda eye on his head and glared at Mei Feng and the others beside him. However, it was obvious that the killing power of killing with eyes was greatly reduced because of Yang Ling's panda eyes.

Suddenly, there was only a sound of a crashing sound coming from the lobby, and then the voices of the government officials shouting "Might... Wu..." and "Take care of the troublemaker!" This sound was very powerful.

Mei Feng and the others hurriedly tidied up their clothes, while Yang Ling messed up her hair, getting ahead of Mei Feng and the others. Yang Ling quickly ran to the lobby, paying no attention to others, and took a look at Old Shen and Taishi Pang.

position, and then used a wild dog move to grab the food, threw himself in front of the two people, and cried loudly: "Two uncles, you have to make the decision for me!"

She cried heartbrokenly, but there was not a single tear. Yang Ling still pretended to hold up the hem of Old Shen's clothes and wiped his face. In an instant, Old Shen's white clothes were covered with stains. Yang Ling secretly raised his head and looked at Shen.

The old man glanced at

, Old Shen's forehead twitched, and on the verge of going crazy, Yang Ling lamented, "You really need a bowl of water to be a good person," then he picked up the lapel of Taishi Pang, who was smiling happily, and blew his nose, like this

It’s time to be satisfied?

It was rare for the two old men to behave in a consistent manner. They were about to get mad at Yang Ling when a clear scream came from the hall, followed by a majestic voice: "Yang Ling, Old Xiangguo Shen and Grand Master Pang are only here to listen, and they are not allowed to have any relations with each other for no reason."

, affecting the trial, turn around quickly, we are the chief judge today!"

Yang Ling raised his head in astonishment and gave Old Man Shen and Taishi Pang a resentful look. "You two are not the ones presiding today. Isn't this a waste of my acting talent? Look at the trial platform again. Why are there steps?"

It's a bit difficult to perform again.

Yang Ling turned around and saw that Mei Feng and the others on the side did not kneel down to listen to the interrogation like ordinary prisoners. Naturally, he did not need to kneel down. Looking at the main interrogation table, there were three adults sitting, the one in the middle.

, his beard and hair are white, but he is particularly energetic. He looks about the same age as Old Shen and the others. This old man is blowing his beard and staring at Yang Ling. Yang Ling sighs in his heart. This must be the person mentioned by Juhuaguan.

That Shi Yi is straight.

Shi Yizhi, who was born as a Jinshi, was in the same class as Old Shen. Speaking of which, he and Old Shen were in the same year. In the officialdom, being of the same age was a tacit alliance. However, after these years, Old Shen has sneaked into the position of Prime Minister.

The old man returns

He is a fifth-grade censor of Zuoqiandu. It's not that Old Shen refuses to support this man of the same age, but it's because this old man is as inexperienced as a dynamite barrel. No one would like to work with such a disloyalty who could explode at any time.

The stabilizing factors are together.

Shi Yizhi is sitting among the three people, which proves that he will lead the trial today. No wonder Mei Feng and the others are all happy. I'm going to go, you are from the prosecutor's office, it is not good to take the position of the president of other people's courts.

Shi Yizhi patted the gavel again and asked: "Who in the hall is pleading guilty?"

What kind of trial method is this? Yang Ling was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and said: "My name is Yang Ling. I have never committed a crime at all, so how can I plead guilty?"

Shi Yizhi sneered and said: "You are still here pretending to be confused with me. The thirteen censors of the Metropolitan Procuratorate are impeaching you for manipulating public opinion and insulting saints. Do you admit your guilt?"

"Unjustly accused!" Yang Ling shouted.

"You still say it's unfair. Let me ask you, did you start this newspaper?" Shi Yizhi picked up a newspaper and asked.

"This is true, but running a newspaper should be a normal thing. Is there anything wrong with it?" Yang Ling asked in confusion.

Mei Feng cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, Yang Ling founded the newspaper in order to secretly manipulate public opinion. It published many of the court's laws and regulations, which is actually contempt for the court. Please be aware of this."

Yang Ling raised his head and looked at Shi Yizhi and said: "Sir, it is indeed my job to publish the imperial decree. However, I would like to ask your lord, in that decree, does it say that the imperial decree is not allowed to be made known to everyone?"

Shi Yizhi said: "Although there is no clear record, Fangmin is more vocal than Fangchuan. The people are ignorant. How can the imperial decree be understood by ordinary people? And under this decree, you wrote a lot of things and made wild comments. This is just

It will leave the people at a loss as to what to do. If things go on like this, won’t the people only know about your newspaper but not about the imperial court?”

Yang Ling looked directly at Shi Yizhi and said: "I heard that your Excellency always has a straight name and can often petition for the people. Now it seems that you are just a person who is just trying to gain fame and reputation. All he wants is to leave a mark in this history a hundred years later."

The next deal?”

What Yang Ling said was so naked and pointed directly at Shi Yizhi's true intentions. Shi Yizhi blushed and immediately asked: "Yang Ling, if you don't tell me a reason in court today, don't blame me for giving you another reason."

Add one more crime of slandering an official of the imperial court!"

Yang Ling smiled and said: "I don't read much, let alone read well, but the sentence I admire most is that the people are the most important, the country is the second, and the king is the least. If you follow the example just now, sir

To understand it in terms of words, Yasheng instigated the people to be disrespectful." At this point, Yang Ling's

His tone suddenly became extremely serious and he said: "I don't know how your Excellency understands this sentence, but I can tell you how I understand this sentence. The people are water. Water can carry a boat and also capsize it."

Zhou, is it the land of the king in the whole world? How good it is to say that those people have worked hard all their lives.

Just to support us, but as a result, they don’t know what we do, and they don’t know why we do it! They are the real masters of this world. They cultivate the land, they guard the borders, and they keep us fed.

Even though we have clothes to wear, we were originally just among them

One, but because we have read a few books and become an official, do we think we are superior to others? So we should think that the people should support us? I tell you that you are wrong. You enjoy their support, so you should

Isn’t it only natural to accept their supervision?”

Yang Ling spoke so fiercely that everyone was stunned. This was the first time that Old Shen saw Yang Ling's serious expression. Mei Feng was the first to react and shouted: "Sir, have you seen it? Yang Ling openly admitted it.

Please punish him for this crime!"

Yang Ling turned his head and shouted: "Shut up! Don't think that you are superior to others just because you have read a few books. Don't you want to give advice to the country? Don't you want to plead for the people? When a natural disaster occurs, do you let me know?

Have those refugees eaten? Or when there was a war on the border, did you go to kill the enemy? You can only jump up and down here. In my eyes, you are almost like a monkey. How could I get entangled with you?

"

Mei Feng was scolded by Yang Ling until he was speechless. Shi Yizhi hurriedly said: "Yang Ling, pay attention to your words, we are interrogating you now!"

"Okay, even if you are interrogating me now?" Yang Ling said: "Then what I just said makes sense? If you think it doesn't make sense, who of you dare to say in front of the people that they should be born to support us? Sir, as a

The duty of the censor is to supervise all officials, but the world is too big.

How much can you see? Let the people know and understand the court's decrees, so that they can supervise whether the officials have completed their tasks well and whether they are stupid and incompetent people. Is this wrong? If this is wrong, where is your lord?

It seems that the Metropolitan Procuratorate no longer needs to exist."

Shi Yizhi was speechless by Yang Ling. Although he knew that there were many loopholes in Yang Ling's words, Yang Ling's first sentence confused him. Even if he deliberately found a few loopholes, he would be attacked by Yang Ling. Thinking of this

, Shi Yizhi decided

Skipping this article, he said: "We can leave this newspaper matter aside for the time being, but there are many unreasonable things in it. I will report it to the emperor and the court and ask them to make a decision! However, Yang Ling, the censor also impeached you for insulting the saint.

Do you plead guilty?"

"I don't admit it!" Yang Ling said decisively: "Why should I admit something I haven't done!"

Mei Feng said angrily: "Sir! Please don't listen to Yang Ling's nonsense. We and the thirteen censors can all accuse Yang Ling of insulting the saint!"

Shi Yizhi looked at Yang Ling, who smiled and said: "As the saying goes, if you catch a thief and take the stolen goods, you will catch him in bed. Can I be found guilty based on the words of these people? What I want to ask is, where is the evidence?

Did anyone else hear it, or did I write it down myself?"

Mei Feng said: "What we heard with our own ears, could it still be false?"

"Of course it's false! Because I'm dissatisfied with your blackmail, you hold a grudge and deliberately frame me with accusations!" Yang Ling accused.