Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

()After the trouble of Taoist Master Kidney Empty, Yang Ling asked Liu San and the others to boil a large pot of hot water, took a shower happily, and then lay on the bed and quietly spent his last night in the prison.

In fact, this is also an experience in life, isn’t it?

The next morning, Yang Ling was sleeping soundly. He felt someone pushing him in a daze. In a trance, what caught Yang Ling's eyes was Liu San's dead face with a terrifying smile. Yang Ling immediately shuddered and turned around.

Get up, tightly protect your innocence, and said nervously: "Xiao Liu, what do you want to do? I... Let me tell you, I am already a famous grass, we are really not suitable for both of us, and

I... I still have a gun, a very powerful one, the one that can shoot the plane down. I'll tell you not to do anything randomly, otherwise, or I'll scream!"

Liu San was confused by Yang Ling's words. He touched his forehead and leaned closer to Yang Ling and said, "Young Master Yang is getting late. Yesterday, Mr. Yang's family told me to call Mr. Yang to get up early, saying that they would come to pick up Yang early.

The young master is released from prison.”

"That's all!" Yang Ling yawned and suddenly said angrily: "Damn! Xiao Liu, are you brushing your teeth? Such a heavy tone! I still want to sleep and get back to bed and lose interest."

"Brush your teeth?" Liu San asked in a daze, "What kind of teeth is that?"

Yang Ling sighed and said, "I used to forget to brush my teeth, but it doesn't matter. Just remember to chew the green arrows and keep your breath fresh at all times to get you and me closer. Damn! I'm getting close to you, and they're also

I didn’t give me advertising fees, so I made some advertisements!" Yang Ling blamed himself.

Yang Ling said to himself about the things that were there, and Liu San had to remind him: "Young Master Yang, it's getting late, you're better off!"

"I understand!" Yang Ling said angrily: "Go out, I can wear clothes by myself now and there is no need to serve me."

The door of the prison was gently pushed open, Yang Ling walked out of the prison door with a refreshed look, looking up, the sun was so dazzling, looking at Sun Hunter not far away, OK, there were two more smiling

Two bastard brothers like blooming chrysanthemums, Yang Ling felt warm. Although he was free from worries when he came here, they are all their own family now.

Just when Yang Ling was about to give back a smile that was brighter than the sun, hey, why is it raining?

"Sweep away the bad luck, congratulations to the young master for being released from prison!" The two families swept around Yang Ling with two handfuls of grapefruit leaves.

"Okay, okay, that's all, that's all," Yang Ling said: "Be careful, my delicate skin is very precious, maybe sometimes I have to rely on it to make a living."

Yang Ling walked towards Sun Hunter and posed for hugging from a distance. Unexpectedly, Sun Hunter chuckled and avoided Yang Ling. This girl is all an old husband and wife, why are you shy? Forget it, this Guangtian

It is indeed not suitable to be a ripe person. When you close the door at night, you can't hold it. Yang Ling thought about it like this, keeping his posture unchanged, and turning to his two bastard brothers. Unexpectedly, the two bastards would not open their bodies.

Damn, Yang Ling couldn't hold her face in an instant. Seeing Xiaodie behind Sun Hunter, she smiled and said, "Oh, Xiaodie, it's been a long time since I saw you, how are you? I'm very good! Haha, Master, I've just been out of jail

, To celebrate such a commemorative historical moment, givemeahug,eon!”

Xiaodie turned away shyly and smiled, "Although I don't know what Javanese is talking about later..."

"Wait, Xiaodie, I need to correct you. This is not Javanese, this is English, English, English, a very profound language. When the young master almost couldn't finish his career for it.

It wasn't the last time that there was a greasy senior sister who was invigilating the exam that couldn't stand it. She helped me change many answers to reading comprehension. The young master's college diploma is still deducted in school!" Yang Ling hurriedly interrupted Xiaodie and explained: "

Later, the young master made up a lot of American dramas. Now I guess only the greasy senior sister needs to help me change half of the answers. I guess I can pass it too."

Xiaodie ignored Yang Ling's nonsense and said, "Young Master, you have fun!"

"Nonsense, your young master, I am a real man, a pure man, how normal it is to have a bit of manhood!" Yang Ling said as he pulled his clothes to his nose and smelled them, saying, "Look, my young master, I

I took a shower last night, just like a scalding pig. Now there is no such thing as a scent on this clothes except for the fragrance... Wait! Can anyone tell me why I have a scent of urine on my body?" Yang Ling roared to the sky.

Sun Hunter explained: "These are all the smell of boys' urine."

"Boy pee?" Yang Ling couldn't help asking, "We shouldn't have boys at home. Could it be that they belong to the second senior brother?"

Sun Hunter had to explain again: "Yesterday, the Prime Minister Shen suddenly sent it, saying that he had asked someone. This boy's urine can not only remove bad luck, but also warm the air and nourish the body. These are all from the young master of the Kong family."

"Damn!" Yang Ling couldn't help but curse, "This old man is obviously used to play tricks on me. How old are you? He is ignorant, are you not sensible? You are actually embarrassed to mess with him!"

Juhuaguan hurriedly comforted him: "Okay, okay, this boy's urine is also a precious thing. Some difficult and complicated diseases require boy's urine to be urinated! Third brother, you can relieve the fire first!"

"Isn't you the one who has been urinated with love? I said you are still the closest person to me? At this time, you should stand on the same front with me and turn your elbows out. What's going on? Isn't it enough to stimulate me?

?" Yang Ling said angrily.

"Okay, third brother!" Xiao Pineapple came out and beat him up, "If you have anything, I'll talk about it later. I haven't eaten breakfast yet in order to pick you up today? I'll go to your house later, but I have to give me a bowl of pork.

ah!"

"You are not afraid of getting tired of eating pork in the summer?" Yang Ling walked into the car dejectedly and muttered: "When it comes to eating, I have to find some time to talk to the old man.

”

"What are you talking about?" Juhuaguan asked strangely.

"Of course it's the problem that his baby grandson is picky about food. He only eats meat and not vegetables. At a young age, is it all about urea in his urine?" Yang Ling said angrily.

At this time, Liu San's sweet voice suddenly came from behind: "Young Master Yang!"

Yang Ling shivered. Although Liu San is not a reliable person, he has been taking care of himself for so long. Yang Ling smiled and said, "Okay, Xiao Liu, don't give it to me."

,go back!"

"Young Master Yang!" Liu San continued to blink a flattering smile.

"Damn, you dead shemale, you don't understand human words. I said I don't need to give it away. I put away your disgusting smile. I was so scared that I had goosebumps." Yang Ling cursed.

"Young Master Yang, that...that...that little senior prisoner..." Liu San said with struggle.

"This is the matter, second brother!" Yang Ling shouted.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Pineapple.

"The bastard over there is named Liu San. I promised him. When I get out of prison, I will help him find a position as a senior prisoner. You can think of a way for me."

Little Pineapple touched his chin and said, "This little thing is not worth mentioning. However, this dynasty does not have the position of senior prison chief, what are you doing?"

"Of course I'm still a prisoner. Do you think that bastard can do something else? Just tell their official and just increase his salary. If not, what income will be? Remember to make a point of him?

That's fine,"

"I've recorded this," Xiao Pineapple patted her chest, turned around and said to Liu San, "What's your name Liu San?"

"Yes! Yes! Thank you Xiao Dianjun!" Liu San received the accurate letter and immediately smiled and shouted to Yang Ling: "Young Master Yang is easy to walk! When you are free, come and sit down. The door of this prison is open to Young Master Yang at any time.

.”

Yang Ling stopped, his face turned black, and then he got into the car. At this time, the door of the prison was opened again, and a man like Jesus, carrying a huge cross, was quickly approaching him.

He ran over and shouted: "Young Master Yang! You Young Master Yang! Wait for me, I will tell you another fortune-teller for Young Master Yang!"

Everyone looked at Taoist Master Kidney Empty, and Sun Hunter asked curiously: "It looks like the Taoist Master before, but I don't think it looks like it. Why do you know your husband?"

"I don't know!" Yang Ling denied, "I'm playing the role of a character! I really think that I am God, so we don't have to pay attention to him!"

"God?"

"God is also called Jesus. He is said to have been crucified. You have also seen it. It is the shape. It belongs to the same system as our Jade Emperor, Sakyamuni and others, but the place they control is in charge of

In the distant West, not with us, don’t pay attention to him!” Yang Ling explained.

At this time, Taoist Master Kidney Deficiency, and the kidney deficiency is getting closer and closer. Sun Lieren could see his appearance clearly and said, "It seems that Taoist Master Taixu is really the one. Why don't we wait for him and go with him?"

Yang Ling sighed and said, "Wife, don't be stupid. I have already collected a second senior brother and am entangled by that old Taoist. The food expenses of these two people alone will put pressure on me as if they are as high as a mountain."

Sun Hunter smiled and said, "Our family is not short of food and drink, and Taoist Taixu looks very pitiful."

Yang Ling pushed open the car door and said to the second senior brother outside the door, "Second brother, you have seen it too. The lady really wants to take in that old Taoist, but I can only afford the food expenses of one of you two. What do you think

manage?"

Before Yang Ling finished speaking, he felt dark before his eyes turned black, and then a black shadow jumped out with a "swoosh". The second senior brother shouted, "That's the dead bull's nose, I'm taking a punch from my monk, dare to follow me.

fight for a job!"

"Ah!" The Taoist Master Shenxu moaned in pain. Taoist Master Shenxu shouted: "Damn bald donkey, remember Dao Master, Dao Master's nephew is Master Zhang Tian of Longhu Mountain! If you can't beat me to death,

Just wait! Humph, are you scared? Ah! Are you still here? Master Dao, I'm fighting with you..."

Yang Ling looked at the harmonious scene in front of him, knocked on the car board, and said with a smile: "Drive!"