Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

() There are madmen everywhere, but there are few madmen who can be so crazy that the whole capital is shocked by it. After hearing such exciting news, Thirteen, who had just fought with Yang Ling, had not had time to be sent out yet, had not had time to be sent out. The famous censor became ecstatic and ran around to tell him, excited for God's eyes to be so scared that he had finally opened his eyes, and then owed Xinghualou's money for wine.

As for the top bosses, they were in a state of mind. The two men of the Prime Minister Chen and Taishi Pang fought for a lifetime. They were old and suddenly had a strong eye for Yang Lingqing at the same time. Old Man Shen even announced to everyone without any concealment that he was the most precious one. The granddaughter will marry Yang Ling. Everyone speculated that if Yang Ling really became a real official, when Kong Xingxue retires in the future, will Yang Ling take the helm? Besides, Yang Ling himself has a good relationship with the nobles. Moreover, a football league has attracted many wealthy families. To be honest, the ticket money is small, but the money earned from football lottery and advertising is definitely a piece of fat that no one wants to give up.

So, those who have nothing to do with it, who just open their eyes, have pulled carriages to Yangling to deliver trucks of tonics. Of course, as a popular lunatic, Yangling cannot come out to meet people, and they are all sunk. The old man blocked it. Originally, Yang Ling was just a small corner at best, and Old Man Shen was the backer. Although he didn't see Yang Ling, everyone still returned with satisfaction.

Yang Ling was tied tightly and threw it on the bed, twisting her body and shouting, "Damn! I'll tell you, I'm a normal human being, and you're not allowed to look at me with the eyes of aliens, Believe it or not, I can kill you with my eyes?"

Unfortunately, the protest was ineffective. After the group consultation, the group of people surrounding Yang Ling was silent. Old Man Shen walked up anxiously and asked, "What's going on? Are you telling the truth?"

One of the oldest men touched their beard and pondered: "The Prime Minister, I have seen this in a medical book. Someone fell from a high place and injured his head. In mild cases, he had a headache and dizziness. It is easy to forget, but in severe cases, it means vomiting, dull eyes, and even aphasia. However, Mr. Yang's disease is really strange. I guessed that Mr. Yang is not..."

"Isn't that something? You old man, please tell me quickly. You want to be anxious to death!" Old man Shen roared anxiously.

"Is Mr. Yang so envious? Or would you find a few Taoist monks to drive away evil spirits?" the old man said tentatively.

Before he finished speaking, Yang Ling shouted on the bed, "You are so entangled. Your whole family is so entangled. Who is he? If he dares to find a monk to buzz around me, it will make me angry. Me, I will kill his whole family! Will you let people pass by?"

At this time, a doctor next to him hurriedly took over the conversation and said, "The old man just now said that he was possessed by evil spirits, but I thought it was not the case. Looking at Mr. Yang's pulse, it was surging and powerful, and even though we couldn't listen to it in our words. I understand, but the speed of speaking is clear and organized, so this is not a symptom of being possessed by evil spirits. The old man just mentioned forgetfulness. I heard my deceased master say that anyone who has suffered a violent impact on his head, It is easy to get rid of the soul and lose its orifices."

Old Man Shen said: "You sound reliable, but what is that thing that is the soul-lost orifice?"

"I just suddenly don't remember what happened before, I'm prone to talking nonsense. Even the closest person cannot recognize each other." The man replied.

"Yes, yes, you're right. Isn't this kid's symptoms now what you said? Maybe healed?" Old man Shen asked hurriedly.

"Don't worry, Master said that this kind of symptoms is mostly caused by blood congestion in the brain, which causes confusion. When I use the Nine Yang Divine Needle, which is uniquely passed down by my master, I will pierce it. I'll be surprised if I use the Nine Yang Divine Needle, which is unique to my master. It works," said the man.

When I heard that this symptoms might be caused by blood congestion, all the doctors became excited. Someone said, "What's so strange about your Nine Yang Divine Agent? I have Nine Yin Divine Agent, and the efficacy is magical."

"Shen Prime Minister, don't listen to them. The Guigu Shenjian of our master is a master of the world and can definitely cure Mr. Yang's disease!"

Everyone said and said something, buzzing, making Old Man Shen’s head hurt. Finally, he stamped his feet and gritted his teeth and said, “Let me listen to me. If you have any means, please give him all. I'll cure it as soon as possible."

"Okay!" Everyone agreed, took out golden needles from their arms, and rushed forward, no matter how Yang Ling objected, it was useless.

Yang Ling cried, and tears of grievance fell down little by little, soaking her clothes.

Old man Shen walked up, pushed Yang Ling, and asked, "Are you okay?"

"Do you think I can be good?" Yang Ling said: "I was stabbed like a hedgehog. Why don't you try it? Also, it's clear that I have blood in my head, so it's okay to pierce my forehead, it's all over my body. I'm full of piercings. What are you going to make a fuss? Which bastard is not good at learning skills? I can't stop crying, and I've pierced the wrong acupoints!"

It is obvious that acupuncture therapy is ineffective, and everyone bowed their heads and thought hard, hoping to find a treatment plan as soon as possible. A great fortune may fall on their heads.

"Okay, okay, I have to say it out loud. This buzzing thing makes my forehead hurt!" Old man Shen waved impatiently.

"Hey, old man, old man, let's discuss something!" Yang Ling said, twisting his body on the bed.

"You guys have a good time!"

"I just finished it, so I'm very hungry now. I think you can't find any good idea for a while. Otherwise, you can untie me and I'll find something to eat, okay?" Yang Ling asked. road.

"I think so beautifully!" Old Man Shen said disdainfully: "You boy is full of bad water. What if you let you run away? No!"

"This is not possible, that is not possible. What are you going to do? I don't care! I'm hungry!" Yang Ling shouted.

"Hungry? It's easy to deal with!" Old man Shen suddenly shouted to the outside, "Danfei! This kid is hungry, bring some things to eat for this kid! I'm a little hungry after being fussed like this, so I'll go too Eat something.”

After a while, Sun Hunter took a full pot of stuff, walked in, sat gently beside Yang Ling, then raised the bowl and fed it to Yang Ling bit by bit. Yang Ling praised: "Hey, don't say it, Your food is quite delicious. By the way, I will pick up a piece of braised pork for me. It looks very similar to my mother. Unfortunately, it is too troublesome to make this. I am too lazy to make it. Come on, let’s have another one!”

Seeing Yang Ling having a happy meal, it should have been a happy thing, but he couldn't stop his tears. The tears fell down. Yang Ling hurriedly said, "Oh, don't cry, why are you crying ? Look at me, I was stabbed like a hedgehog and didn't cry much. Besides, you are so beautiful, your eyes will easily swollen when you cry, and you won't be beautiful. Just go out like this and you will be a star. Why be a thief? Let's discuss something. I can't give my phone, but I'll give me my wallet back? In addition to a salary card that doesn't have much money, it is my ID card and a photo of my goddess , That was what I had done with the boss.”

When Sun Hunter cried even harder when he heard Yang Ling say this, he cried even harder, "Husband!"

"Husband? You recognize the wrong person. I can't afford to marry such a beautiful wife!" Yang Ling said hurriedly: "And have you ever worked in the hospital? Why do you cry like an ambulance?"

Yang Ling finished eating, Sun Hunter also went out with a food bowl and other things. The whole room was empty and Yang Ling was left. Yang Ling seized the opportunity and finally untied the rope. "Want to trap me? There is no door! Well, outside

It seems that someone is guarding it, but it doesn’t matter, I climb out of the window.”

Yang Ling opened the window, glanced at it, and gave up the idea of ​​jumping out of the window and running away, cursing: "Damn! Which bastard built the building? The second floor is so high, wouldn't I be paralyzed if I jumped down?"

Yang Ling sat back dejectedly and looked through the things on the desk. It didn't matter when he saw it. He was immediately frightened. If he had not forgotten his pinyin, then I might have traveled through time.

Yang Ling sat dejectedly on the chair, not knowing how to accept such a fact. At this time, he heard a sudden noise from the door. Yang Ling hurriedly pulled a piece of paper, and then sang while painting the cute little turtle.

: "A flash of shines and shines, and the sky is full of small stars."

Old man Shen led another old man into the door, and the old man said happily: "It's true that this is aphasia and will go through several stages. Now is the stage of joy, so I guess it should be angry.

It's the stage."

Yang Ling sighed inwardly, rushed to the old man with a quick step, carried his clothes and roared, "Let me out quickly, I'm going home!"

Old man Shen was about to call someone to come in to organize, but the old man waved his hand and said, "This is a necessary stage, it's okay. The following is the stage of sorrow."

After the old man finished speaking, Yang Ling sat dejectedly on the ground and sang sadly: "Time travel makes people suffer all the grievances. I can't find my wallet. When can I go back..."

The old man said again: "The following must be the stage of joy."

"Old man, you have changed too quickly at this stage. I haven't finished singing yet!" Yang Ling threw a white look over, then rummaged through the boxes and shouted: "Haha, I'm rich, these are all antiques, I finally

You can get rich!"

The old man continued: "Happiness, anger, sorrow, and happiness are necessary stages in life. Next, Mr. Yang will usher in an unprecedented symptom, that is, nervousness before the month."

Yang Ling was about to continue the performance, but was stunned when he heard this and said, "Damn old man, are you scaring me? Is this a symptom I can have?"

"Young Master Yang, you don't know that this man is also a man, but it's not as obvious as a woman." The old man explained.

"Old man, can you ask you a question?"

"Mr. Yang, please ask!" the old man said with a smile.

"Which department do you specialize in?"

"Girls degree! I'm a specialist in treating the concubines."

"Oh! What's the gynecology department?" Yang Ling smiled and pointed at Old Man Shen and said, "I think it's more appropriate for you to treat this adult!"

"Why me?" Old Man Shen asked in confusion.

"Because you're very 8-year-old!"

"What does March 8 mean? Boy, tell me clearly!" Old man Shen asked after him.