Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

After briefly explaining the principles of modern football to Pang Huzi, Yang Ling asked him to pick seven more people and repeatedly instructed him to have the kind of simple mind and well-developed limbs.

To be honest, Yang Ling is not good at football, even before traveling through time, don't look at which women are calling each other more happily during the World Cup, as if they were slapping medicine, but there was no one on the football field during school

Bird, there are a few stubborn people who want to attract girls on the football field, and most of them fail to sink into the sand. Basketball is different. The offensive efficiency is fast, and they are tall and big, full of sunshine. As for which ones are shorter.

Unless you are very handsome, you are always ignored. Therefore, girls cheering often can be heard on basketball, sunshine, sweat, girls, and youth!

Damn, what happened today? Is it a fight with a girl? But then I thought about it, isn’t today’s game just a murder caused by a girl?

After two simple goals, considering the fat figure of Xiao Pineapple, Yang Ling finally decided to let him play as an important position of goalkeeper. With this figure, he could block the goal half by lying down.

Before the game, Yang Ling patted Xiao Pineapple's shoulder tightly, without saying a word, and his eyes were full of expectations.

Little Pineapple felt a little embarrassed by the burning eyes, and lowered her head and said, "Don't worry, third brother, I will definitely live up to your support. Can you stop patting it? Your shoulders are almost folded."

"Second brother, judging by your ability to arrow, I knew you were a talented person, you must..."

"Don't worry, I will definitely attack and make Shen Kang come and go." Before Yang Ling finished speaking, Xiao Pineapple interrupted.

"You're wrong about me," Yang Ling waved his hand and stopped him: "I mean you can lie at the goal and don't move? Even if you sleep for a while, it doesn't matter. If you lie at the goal, I don't know what it means in my heart.

I feel very secure.”

According to the experience of later generations, Yang Ling divided ten people into forwards, midfielders, midfielders, defenders, etc., and each of them set their responsibilities.

"Why don't you attack all of them? I don't believe that Shen Xiaosan can resist?" asked Westbrook Pang Huzi.

"One, save physical strength, those who run around like this will definitely be tired quickly. Now, everyone is responsible for one part, which can effectively save everyone's physical strength. Second, the responsibilities are clear and will not disrupt the rhythm. This is like placing troops and setting up a formation.

Truth believing, you can't put all your troops in as soon as you come up. You always have to keep the defensive or reserve teams." Yang Ling explained.

"A Cuju still has so many tricks, and I don't know how you play in the countryside? You do so many things." Pang Huzi Westbrook said dissatisfied.

"Westbrook, you are the forward, our arrow figure. Think about it, if we are compared to the army, you are the forward of the first army. The people behind you will see if you can drive emotions." Yang Ling flattered her.

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"That's, haha, I love hearing these words!" Westbrook laughed.

"I said Westbrook, in a while, you must make full use of your strong body, but don't use too much force. Everyone is in the same dandy circle, and bloodshed incidents will not be good for anyone, right?" Yang Ling reminded him.

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"Don't worry, at most I'll hit them and eat shit, so don't worry about the rest." Westbrook patted his chest, his eyes warm, like a piao guest going to a brothel.

There is no fighting in the Imperial College, this is a hard rule, but a group of male animals are locked up all day long, especially male animals that are disliked by each other. Adrenaline continues to soar, especially Yang Ling now suggests that this seems reasonable. It is also natural to exercise your hands and feet, which is really suitable.

"Are you ready?" Chen Kang shouted opposite him.

"Okay!" Yang Ling replied loudly, but saw that everyone on the other side had taken off their clothes. He was so shy. Even the mosquitoes here were all male, and I don't know who to show them. However, the ancients also knew about the team uniforms, so they really made it happen. Yang Ling was very surprised, but this team uniform seemed to be too natural.

Pang Huzi seemed to have seen Chen Kang taking off his shirt, and snorted coldly, revealing his toned bronze skin. To be honest, he actually had abdominal muscles.

"Well, we won't take it off? Everyone is civilized. The weather is not very cold now. If you catch a cold, it will be bad. Besides, you see that people have taken it off. If you take it off again, you will think you are. Where are the people over them?" Yang Ling refused with a smile.

"That's right," Pang Huzi thought for a while, then he put on his clothes.

"Since that's the case, let's start!" Chen Kang shouted, then led all his troops to attack here regardless of everything, and even the goalkeeper came out.

Wow, the referee didn't throw the coins and didn't blow the whistle, so why are you anxious? Yang Ling had to bite the bullet and go forward to fight. It can be seen that the people on his side had just started playing, and obviously didn't know what to do, but they were actually led by Chen Kang. The ball was defending several times in a row and was about to face the goal directly. Yang Ling rushed over quickly, and a flying tackle fell to the ground and shoveled the ball away beautifully. Only Chen Kang was stunned and didn't know what to do.

When Yang Ling saw that he was full of opponents in the half, he closed his eyes and drove to the frontcourt with his big feet, but he didn't expect that Pang Huzi just kept his mission in mind and did not return to the half-time defense. The ball fell in front of him without bias. Pang Huzi looked at the ball in front of him, feeling a little unaware of what to do.

Yang Ling was anxious at a glance. Did I have him? Didn't you say the rule of offside? Why are you stunned? "Turn the ball forward and then she's in the goal." Yang Ling gathered his hands together and shouted. .

Pang Huzi understood this, and heard this, he led the ball forward and brought it to the simple goal. This was a serious provocative act. Unfortunately, Pang Huzi didn't know that he was just worried about his own stupidity. He could tell that he was just a little bitch. He was also very happy when a goal was scored at the beginning. Yang Ling cheered and ran towards Pang Huzi. Chen Kang snorted coldly beside Yang Ling and walked towards his half.

Yang Ling ran over and pressed Pang Huzi down. Pang Huzi was a little angry at first, but saw Yang Ling having a happy face. It was not a malice, so she laughed happily. At this time, the people around her also cheered and ran away. Come here and play the role of the Arhat.

"Westbrook, why is your face so distorted? You should be happy at this time. You scored a very historical goal. Come on, smile!" Yang Ling said in confusion.

"I want to be happy, too, but you bastards are too heavy. Don't you think it's heavy?"

"It seems to be a bit heavy. I feel a little breathless when you say this." Yang Ling felt something was wrong when he heard it, but when he heard it again, he found that the little pineapple's exaggerated laughter was passing through layers of layers of The human wall came over.

"Cao, second brother, go back to your goal, otherwise I won't take you to play next time!" Yang Ling roared.

The celebration storm passed, and the opponent kicked off again. At this time, Chen Kang learned from the lessons from last time, left the goalkeeper, and left a tall and big man staring at Pang Hu.

But after just now, the people on this side began to understand what Yang Ling said about defense and organization, and they actually started to play well. Although they were still a little uncomfortable with the opponent's offensive, they were no longer panic .

After a fight, the ball reached Yang Ling's feet. Yang Ling seized the opportunity to pass it forward to Pang Huzi, but heard Pang Huzi roar: "Get out!" Then he saw the person staring at Pang Huzi falling down.

Elbow strike incident? This is a red card. Seeing that it was about to start playing, everyone stopped playing the ball and rushed to that place. The people on both sides were talking and talking, frolicking and scolding each other , It was about to start the film, Yang Ling saw that things were not good, and quickly stopped him and said, "Don't make a noise! ​​This time it was Westbrook's foul, and the ball belonged to them."

"Didn't you say there was a reasonable collision?" Pang Huzi said in confusion.

"Reasonable collision means using your body to squeeze or pull, making it difficult for them to dribble the ball. Not only is this not a reasonable collision, but you are also actively hurting people. Now you are punished to sue once. If there is such a thing, we will I can't let you continue to kick."

"Bastard, I'm the one on your side." Pang Huzi roared.

"Since there is no full-time referee, I need to remind you of every move. Although this football is very passionate, it is not a bloody movement." Yang Ling explained, and said that he could not demonstrate the difference between reasonable collision and foul movement on the spot.

Yang Ling did this, and Chen Kang had nothing to say. Yang Ling explained again that it was a free kick in the frontcourt, so he had to direct his own people to put on walls, or tell Chen Kang how to play a free kick in the frontcourt.

I have to say that the advantage of a dandy is that he has a high ability to accept novel things. In just a few rounds, he has roughly mastered the essence of football. Both sides are back and forth, and the cheers of their respective teams have attracted more. Everyone was fascinated by the students. Before they knew it, a time-calling line on the grass burned out. With the sneak attack from Pang Huzi at the beginning, the score was temporarily frozen at 1 to 0, Yang Ling and the others were temporarily leading. .

Yang Ling asked his own people for a break and discussed how to play in the second half.

"Haha, it's so satisfying, it's so satisfying! I didn't expect Cuju to be able to play like this. Now, when I play like this, the original Cuju is indeed a bit like a woman playing." Pang Huzi poured a pot of water and patted Yang Ling's shoulder and laughed loudly. road.

Yang Ling sneered away from Pang Huzi's attack, and reassigned the task to someone who was not very clear about his own responsibilities.

The time passed quickly, and the two sides reorganized the jing spirit and started the game again. For a moment, the grass was shoveled and the grass was flying, and there were still many screams. What's more, the unique skill of spitting is self-evident. Yang Ling suddenly seemed to have returned to the modern campus.

Chen Kang's side made a foul. This time it was a free kick in the frontcourt. Yang Ling decided to take the penalty himself. Watching the opponent set up a wall, accelerate and run, Yang Ling's eyes became fierce. At this moment, he felt that he was possessed by Beckham, in a perfect posture. , perfect kicking arc, body stretches gently.

"Oh!" Yang Ling screamed, and I don't know which bastard was spitting. Yang Ling slid down and fell to the sky, but kicked the ball out.

Yang Ling fell heavily to the ground, with a embarrassed expression, which made Chen Kang and the others burst into laughter, but Yang Ling was lucky as a time traveler, but he saw that the ball did not draw a perfect arc, but went to the sky first. He flew up and then sank rapidly. The opponent's goalkeeper did not react and the ball entered the game in an instant.

"The ball has entered!" Someone reacted and ran over one after another, preparing to stack the arhats again to celebrate.

Yang Ling lay on the ground, cheers and celebrations floated in her ears, and she couldn't help but feel a little fascinated, but at this moment, a vibration came from the ground. Yang Ling looked at her and the little pineapple ran over again regardless of her goal, "Second brother, look good Your goal!" Yang Ling shouted, but it didn't work at all.

"Oh, my waist is broken, little pineapple, you bastard, I'm not finished with you!" Yang Ling roared angrily.

At 2 to 0, the result of the game made Chen Kang very dissatisfied and decided to attack together, and even the defender was pressed in the frontcourt again.

The two goals lead made Yangling team respond calmly. Everyone became more and more vigorous as they played. The flaws exposed were filled up again. Even Pang Huzi, who had been in the frontcourt, came back to defend. Unfortunately, he would only cause trouble, but Handball in our penalty area.

"Are you stupid? Why did you let Chen Xiaosan play such a ball?" Pang Huzi said dissatisfied.

"Who told you to commit a foul? I think you won't be happy even if you win?" Yang Ling shrugged.

"That's true! My grandfather had long warned me that we should be upright and not like some people, but like to use tricks." Pang Huzi did not forget to get his family hatred at this time.

Yang Ling had no choice but to award the opponent a penalty kick, told the opponent how to play, and then ordered everyone to exit the penalty area, leaving only Chen Kang, who was taking the penalty and his goalkeeper Xiao Pineapple.

Accelerate, run up, start foot, and moves in one go. The ball is instantly started, and the little pineapple doesn't even react.

Chen Kang cheered, copied Yang Ling's celebration actions and returned to his side to celebrate in the half.

"Are you stupid? Just watch the ball enter like this? Even if you give me a save, I can feel a little comforted." Yang Ling complained.

"Isn't it okay for me to sleep?" Xiao Pineapple said dissatisfied.

"Cao, won't you fall asleep just now?"

The little pineapple nodded shyly.

"I lost to you!" Yang Ling felt that his brothers were indeed a little bit terrible.

Fortunately, I was one goal ahead and continued to kick off.

There are more and more spectators outside the court, and the fans on both sides have been fighting several times, which has inspired people on the court to work harder.

"I will never lose to you if my surname is Yang!" Chen Kang roared angrily.

"Then come and let me see what you have!" Yang Ling fired back.

"Third brother, he passed the ball out. Hurry up and go back to defend. Don't be stupid and scream!" Juhuaguan ran past Yang Ling panting and said.

"Wow, you're so despicable!"

"Tell you, for the sake of Yingxue's cousin, I can do it no matter how despicable I am. The surname Yang, you can't play with mine!"

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"My surname is Yang, please pull me?"

"Tsk, I'm such a small move, the referee will definitely not be able to see it."

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"Wow, you're a fake fall. Why don't you sign up for the Oscar for Best Actor? Third cousin, don't be too shameless."

"My teeth are very good and white. Do you want to come and have a look?"

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Someone on the field pulled the corner of Lapang's beard and said, "Boss, aren't they sick?"

"It's okay, just grab a few doses of medicine when you are sick, just take it. We just need to have fun."

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"Brother, it seems that the third brother is engaged in a marriage, which has a deep stimulation to Chen Kang." Xiao Pineapple said with a smile.

"Oh, since ancient times, heroes have been sad to pass the beauty gate! I said, "The second brother, I think there are still many strange ancient ideas in my mind, so we brothers must hurry up and take them." Juhuaguan lowered his head and thought.

"I understand, understand, let's find him a fan head when he goes back. If he doesn't say it, we will let him see and eat, and there is no need to worry about not giving in."

"Second, you are indeed a sao person. You can think of such dirty ideas. I really admire you very much! Remember not to find someone too beautiful for him."

Seeing that the incense of the timekeeping was about to burn, Chen Kang was so angry that the whole army was overwhelmed. He ignored the defense and rushed straight to the goal. He was extremely brave. He could not block it. He raised his foot and won. The ball ran like an arrow from the string. The goal guarded by the little pineapple.

Many years later, the memoir of Little Pineapple was written like this: "At that time, I saw the ball running towards me with an unrivalled momentum, getting closer and closer, and there was only one in my pupils. The ball became bigger and bigger, and I seemed to be able to feel the hot breath in the air. I knew that Chen Kang had poured all his strength, resentment and regret on this ball. At this moment, he was the tiger going down the mountain. With an invincible momentum, I suddenly thought of my parents' earnest instructions, the admiration of my younger brothers and sisters, and the eager expectations of my two brothers. I know I can't lose, I can't lose. In this place, if you pass this level, there will be a brand new world waiting for me. I hold my breath and concentrate, relax my ape's arms, and use one move to make a thousand pounds, dispel all the power and invisible, and hold the ball into my arms. I It seemed as if I felt the blood and blood in my body were surging. I barely stood up with the ball in my arms and smiled at my brothers. Even my opponent was moved by the god of jing, and God cried for me."