Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

When the little pineapple shouted inside, a sound of surprise and the sound of metal falling to the ground came. In the previous life, Wang Xifeng described in "Dream of Red Mansions" as saying "Hear before laughing", Yang Ling finally saw life.

"Oh, my son is back, let me have a good look!" Then a beautiful woman appeared in front of Yang Ling, and there was a man. Mrs. Xiao was about forty years old, probably because she was well maintained and had both martial arts practice.

She looks very young, and she looks only about thirty years old. She has a pair of phoenix eyes and two bent willow-leaf eyebrows. She has a very elegant style, but she is wearing a pair of short-strikes, which looks quite capable and has the style of a strong woman in later generations.

The man had a clear national face, his eyes were a little slight and he was arrogant without anger. There was a long beard under his jaw. However, when he thought of the obscene voice just now, Yang Ling was full of sympathy.

"Oh, my son, why have I lost weight again?" Mrs. Xiao only cared about her precious son and completely ignored Yang Ling's existence, which made the little pineapple very embarrassed.

Yang Ling curled his lips secretly, what kind of eyes are there? If pineapple can be defined as thinness, then the word fat should not have appeared.

"Ahem," Xiao Pineapple broke away quietly and said, "Dad, mom, this is my classmate and friend, Yang Ling, I invite him to visit our house."

"Hello, uncle, aunt!" Yang Ling bent down and bowed.

"Your child is really good. If you have a good friend who comes to visit, you don't know how rude it is." Mrs. Xiao rolled her eyes and glanced at her husband and son.

"Mom, look, this is the flower of Qingrongzhai that my son and Yang Ling jointly bought for you. This is for my mother." Little pineapple took out the bottle of flower and handed it to Mrs. Xiao as if he was pleased.

Yang Ling secretly gave Xiao Pineapple an admirable look. Look at how good the child is to speak, and even bring him with him.

"Oh, my poor son, my mother doesn't lack this," Mrs. Xiao said with a look of regret, but she said happily: "No wonder I'm so thin. It turns out that I saved all the money for my mother to buy this. Is the money?

Not enough, next time I go back, I will bring you more.”

"Ahem, there is food and accommodation in the Imperial College, and there is no place to spend money. How can I increase the money? I have a lot of social engagements for my husband. Madam can consider making me a boost." Xiao Pineapple's father coughed a few times,

I felt very unbalanced. Both of them had surnames Xiao, so the gap was too big.

Mrs. Xiao ignored her husband's jealousy and said to Yang Ling with a smile: "Oh, you see, why are you talking in the doorman? Come on, talk inside, dinner is good. My Xiaobo, I haven't brought my friend home for dinner yet.

And you are the first one. My aunt will have a few drinks with you when you are waiting for dinner.”

"Oh, okay, thank you aunt."

"That dad, have you made an appointment with Uncle Dai and the others? Why haven't you gone yet? It's not good to break the appointment, so leave quickly." Little Pineapple slapped his father.

"Oh, yes, haha, nephew, drink a few more cups during dinner, and my uncle has another appointment, so I will have another drink with you, but young people can't drink." Mr. Xiao laughed and said with a laugh.

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In front of outsiders, Mrs. Xiao certainly would not give her husband face: "Go home early in the evening. If you can't come back before midnight, you don't have to come back." The words are threatening, two meanings, one is whether you can't go back tonight.

You don’t have to come back if you come back, so as to avoid unsafe on the road. Second, if you don’t come back at night, you will be unlucky.

Of course, Mr. Xiao would not think that this was his wife's concern for him, and directly ignored the first meaning, and laughed and said, "How can I do it? I will definitely be home before midnight."

"Dad, I'll give you a gift." Xiao Pineapple said.

"Yang Ling, let's go in too." Mrs. Xiao said to Yang Ling with a smile, and turned her head again: "Children, we're ready to have a meal."

The little guys cheered.

Under the steps, the little pineapple turned his back to his mother and secretly handed a purse to his father: "Dad, this is my son's filial piety to you."

As soon as Mr. Xiao took it, he understood the content in his purse and smiled very kindly: "Good son, finally my father didn't love you in vain. Don't worry, my father will definitely kill everyone tonight."

"Tsk, dad, it's not that I'm talking about you. You're so impulsive. If you don't have good cards, don't be corrupt officials. If you lose all your money, you won't even have enough money to drink next time." Xiao Pineapple reminded.

"I can save it. Besides, didn't your mother give you a raise of money again? Son, the old rules, half of each person. By the way, how do you know how to fight against corrupt officials?"

"This was invented by my brother Yang Ling, otherwise do you think I will give you money? This is what we won together, haha!" Xiao Pineapple smiled so hard that she couldn't stop smiling when she mentioned it.

"Absurd, are you studying in the Imperial College? You are losing your ambitions!" Mr. Xiao scolded him with a stern face.

"All right, dad, in a word, do you want this money? Otherwise, I can go back and tell my mother that Uncle Dai took you to Yihonglou with me last time. Although I know you have never done anything, you said mom can do it.

Can't believe it?" Xiao Pineapple said indifferently.

"You...you, are you still my son? Ah, are you a father or I a father?" Mr. Xiao was obviously very angry.

"Forget it, don't pull it down, give it to me! Dad, let go." Little Pineapple wanted to get the purse back, but was grabbed by Mr. Xiao.

"Rebellious, you're against the gods? You're filial to your father and you want to take it back!" Mr. Xiao was so angry that his lips trembled: "Remember, give me more money to your father next time, your father will be in trouble!" After saying that,

He grabbed the purse and stuffed it into his arms.

"Okay, okay, dad, go quickly, it'll be the beginning in a while."

When the little pineapple turned back, Yang Ling had already sat in the dining room. Mrs. Xiao sat on her head, the table was filled with wine and food, and she was waiting for the little pineapple.

"Mom, I have already talked about my father. He said he would come back early for custody." Xiao Pineapple said to Mrs. Xiao with a smile, sitting next to Yang Ling.

"You, your father and son are so good at wearing a pair of pants. How about these little tricks you want to lie to your mother?" Mrs. Xiao glanced at her son, then smiled at Yang Ling and said, "Come on, come on, don't be polite, let's eat.

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"Oh, okay, thank you aunt, please, please." Yang Ling bowed and waited for Mrs. Xiao to move her chopsticks for the first time.

"Look at how polite they are, you have to study hard!" Mrs. Xiao smiled and moved her chopsticks, turned her head to teach her son a lesson.

"Mom, don't believe him, he just pretends. He is very shameless," Xiao Pineapple turned his head and picked up a chopstick of mutton and said to Yang Ling: "Come on, this is your return. Brother is good?"

"If you and my elder brother can report those blank words, I will believe you." Yang Ling murmured, only Little Pineapple could hear these words.

"Haha, brother, I wish you a glass of brother, haha!" Little Pineapple smiled heartily and toasted Yang Ling.

"Yang Ling, look at your good looks, where is your person? My father and grandfather have any official positions, whether you have a marriage or not? If not, my aunt has many good girls in her hands. My aunt will talk to you later and see if you like it.

What kind of thing is it?" Mrs. Xiao put down her chopsticks and smiled.

"That's a white dick in my family, and I'm not hiding my aunt. My nephew was ridiculous some time ago and was not well-managed. He couldn't even save his ancestral property. I'm afraid he would disappoint my aunt." Yang Ling said with a smile.

"It doesn't matter, my aunt will pay attention to the right one for you. I think it's okay to be able to enter the Imperial College." Mrs. Xiao pondered.

"It's okay, why don't a real man have no wife!" Yang Ling laughed heartily.

"Mom, don't worry about this. My brother is already in a engagement." Xiao Pineapple quickly explained because she was afraid that Yang Ling would be embarrassed.

"Oh, is that right? Which daughter of the family is so unlucky, ahem, so lucky?"

Yang Ling had a black thread. This aunt seemed to be too outspoken?

"Hehe, he is the beloved daughter of the Minister of Rites, Lord Kong, and the Kong Yingxue you often call him." Xiao Pineapple interjected.

"It's his family, Yang Ling, you're so lucky. We have seen Kong Yingxue, IKEA Yishi, which is a good match. I have also thought of bringing this family to my Xiaobo family. I thought I was the one who was a couple at that time.

There is a father who is a prime minister and a husband of Jinshi who looks down on a noble family like us, but I don’t expect that he will be the first to be promoted by his virtuous nephew.” Mrs. Xiao smiled.

"Mom, when did you ask me about this kiss? Why don't I remember it?" Xiao Pineapple asked awkwardly.

"You were still young at that time. Once, my mother took you to burn incense and happened to meet his house. After chatting for a few words, she talked about you." Mrs. Xiao explained: "You were only eight years old at that time.

The girl in his family is only five years old. When she saw her at the age of three, she knew she was a beauty at first glance. Isn’t she anxious for you? So she mentioned it.”

There was constant laughter at the dinner table, and Yang Ling was very good at pleasing, which made Mrs. Xiao laugh. However, Mrs. Xiao said that if Yang Ling didn't want this kiss, she still had a lot of good things in her hands.

As a matchmaker, this damn madam is attracting customers!

After dinner, Mrs. Xiao wanted to arrange for Yang Ling to live in the wing room, but Xiao Pineapple refused, saying that her brothers came and lived in the wing room, but she wouldn't be laughed to death after she said it. The two brothers had pillows on the same bed, and it was just right to hold the candle.

Night talk.

When the two of them finished their meal and walked into the pineapple's yard, Yang Ling said with concern: "Then you can talk about it at night."

"Who wants it? I wish you said that, just look for Xiaoxiang to try what you said." Xiao Pineapple scoffed at this.

"Oh, why do your mother loves being a matchmaker so much?" Yang Ling asked again: "From what you mean, why do you still think that my wife who has not yet passed away is your wife? Is it really that good?"

"How could I know this? I haven't seen it before! Actually, if my brother doesn't like this marriage, I will leave. My mother really has many daughters in her hands. My mother is in the official family.

"The Little Pineapple explained again. It turned out that after Mrs. Xiao married her husband, she gave birth to Little Pineapple not long after, but she didn't expect there was no movement afterwards. Could it be that she wanted to pass it alone again? Not to mention that the Xiao family was anxious,

Even the Luo family was anxious. There was no way. Ten years later, Mrs. Xiao's belly still didn't move, so she had to personally select seven concubines for her husband. Of course, these concubines did not seek to live in beauty, but only wanted to be good.

But I didn't expect that the children would be one after another since then. Even Mr. Xiao held Mrs. Xiao's hand when he was dying, and said that Mrs. Xiao was a great hero of the Xiao family. In this way, Mrs. Xiao's eyes on women were all the people.

I talked about it with relish that whenever an official family had a marriage marriage, he was willing to let Mrs. Xiao get into trouble, and his fame gradually became more and more popular.

"Your mother is really a hero among girls!" Yang Ling raised her thumbs up and praised after hearing Xiao Pineapple say it.

"Shh, whisper, don't mention the four words "A female hero" in front of my mother." Little Pineapple covered Yang Ling's mouth and said.

"Why is this?" Yang Ling said strangely.

"My father told my mother this way, anyway, my father was repaired by my mother several times on the school grounds those days, but I didn't dare to fight back."

"My aunt's martial arts is so high, I admire her!"

"No matter how good my mother is, you really can't beat my father? I must not be able to do it, I really dare not!"

"Why is this?"

"My grandfather loves my mother very much and almost becomes her biological daughter. Later, when my grandfather passed away, my grandfather made the decision for my mother. After so many years, alas!" Little Pineapple sighed heavily.

"No wonder others say that behind every jing's wife, there is a husband who is as angry as a husband. It's hard to be your mother's man!" Yang Ling sighed, and then thought of his cheap father-in-law, who is all about the outside world, and his family is full of honor.

Only my family knows the pain, Yang Ling continued, "Well, I will express my highest respect and infinite contempt to your father."