Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

I know what a ghost you are, Yang Ling cursed in his heart, and could only shout: "Wei Shao, if we have anything to discuss, we are also classmates after all, and you and my cheap third cousin have always had a bad relationship.

Is it? It’s just half a volume of strange books. If you want to read it, I’ll give you a volume. If it doesn’t work, I’ll perform it for you myself. If you have anything to discuss, don’t be impulsive. Impulsiveness is the devil.

If you make a mistake, you will regret it for eternity, and if you look back, you will be dead for a hundred years."

"Is that so?" Pang Weishao stroked his beard and muttered: "Actually, I also beat you very much. You said that we were all classmates, and we had a good relationship when we were in the Imperial College. Why did you play like this later?

Big, but you don’t let us play? This is obviously looking down on me. Do you think this beating is a must?"

Let me go, why are you so fussy about a man? Seeing that you are too weak, Yang Ling can only use hard things, both soft and hard, so that Pang Wei can see what a real man is. Yang Ling said: "Wei Shao, I heard that you

Served in the Ministry of Civil Affairs?" The Ministry of Civil Affairs is the home base of Kong Xingxue, a cheap father-in-law, so it can be considered half of my home court.

"Yes!" Pang Weishao obviously understood Yang Ling's threat, and said with a smile: "But don't worry, the Vice Minister has always taken good care of me, so... the beating you received today was in vain.

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Damn it, my father-in-law, does this count as a private reconciliation between the Shen Party and the Pang Party? This is not in line with the emperor's checks and balances. Before Yang Ling could finish thinking about it, he got a solid stick on his body. Although he was overjoyed like this

It was impossible for Pang Weishao to really make Yang Ling suffer much, but the pain was still a bit painful. Yang Ling held his head like a bereaved dog and screamed loudly. It seemed as if he had suffered a lot of grievances, which made the crowd watch.

The crowd was laughing and joking.

Yang Ling peeked and saw Juhua Guanzheng looking at everything in front of him with a smile, and hurriedly shouted: "Brother, you guys have no loyalty, come here and help me block it. With you here, he won't dare to hit me."

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Juhuaguan cooperated with today's atmosphere, put his hands around his mouth and shouted: "Third brother, if you hold on for a while, it will be over soon. These hard days will be over. As for me, this is a custom, even if I am

Even the prince cannot destroy it!"

Pang Weishao's eyes lit up and he praised: "His Royal Highness is indeed wise!" He chased Yang Ling even harder.

Enough trouble has been made. It is not easy to get married. Although it is not as good as Guan Erye who passed five levels and killed six generals, he still has to pass three levels. After passing the stick formation led by Pang Wei Shao, the following is

It's the last level, reciting poems to encourage makeup. Fortunately, this level is more elegant and the play is not too big. Yang Ling suddenly shouted: "If you have anything, just say it, why are you always looking at me? This is misleading.

What should I do?"

Juhuaguan said with a smile: "Third brother, don't be upset. This makeup poem is the job of our groomsmen. If the makeup poem is not good, my second brother and sister will not go down to the embroidery building."

"Oh, that's it!" Yang Ling suddenly realized: "Then just read it, why are you always looking at me, making me think you want me to donate my body!"

"It's not enough to contribute my own body, but I still want to contribute my third brother's intelligence. It seems that my third brother hasn't written a poem for a long time. The name of Mr. Yulu is almost forgotten. I can't be so happy today."

, let everyone once again appreciate the literary talent of the third brother." What Ju Huaguan said now is really watertight.

"No!" Yang Ling said arrogantly: "Besides, haven't you already questioned the copyright of those poems of mine? Also, I was beaten by Westbrook just now, and I was beaten stupid.

Now he is in a vegetative state!" As Yang Ling spoke, his eyes widened and his tongue was exposed, as if he was hanging himself.

"Go, go!" Pang Weishao shouted: "Don't slander me. I hit your body, not your head."

"Isn't it okay to transfer it?" Yang Ling argued.

Everyone was pushing and giving way. At this time, the master of ceremonies came over and advised: "Master Yang, it is almost an auspicious time. It is better to recite a poem early so that the bride can be picked up early. Over there at the Duke's Mansion

Many distinguished guests are still waiting to watch the ceremony!"

Having said this, it seems that it is impossible not to read it. Yang Ling can only bite the bullet and take a step forward. Yang Ling really doesn’t understand the makeup poem thing, but it doesn’t matter. If you don’t understand, you can guess. This is for welcoming the bride.

The poems I read when I was reading were naturally love poems.

Yang Ling still had some stock in this love poem, so Yang Ling cleared her throat and chanted loudly: "The clouds want the clothes, the flowers want the face, the spring breeze blows the threshold, and the dew is rich. If we hadn't met on the top of the jade mountain, we would have met under the moon on the Yaotai." Fortunately, Li Bai didn't.

It happened in history.

Sure enough, as soon as Yang Ling said it, the crowd around him immediately cheered loudly. I don't know if these people understood it, so they just cheered randomly. Master Pang was also dressed very festively. Looking at the children's mischief, today is a festive day.

Only in this way can it look lively!

Master Pang seemed to be very satisfied with this poem. At this moment, he suddenly heard Xi Niang shouting from the embroidery building: "The bride has come out of the palace!"

Everyone downstairs yelled and cheered, watching the bride slowly walk down the embroidery building with the support of Xi Niang, the little pineapple finger could keep giggling.

The bride stopped at the last step. Pang Weishao winked at the little pineapple and said, "Brother-in-law, I often feel low on energy recently. What if I drop my sister?"

Of course this was a lie, but he was asking for a red envelope. Little Pineapple nodded quickly and said: "Brother, don't worry, I have some small gifts here. Keep them so that from now on, my uncle's waist will no longer be sore, his legs will no longer be tired, and he will walk more energetically."

Yes." He nodded towards Yang Ling.

Yang Ling took out the largest red envelope from his arms, handed it to Pang Weishao, and said: "Wei Shao, there is a thousand taels of silver in it. You must be content, otherwise I will accept this red envelope and carry your sister."

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"Fuck you!" Pang Weishao smiled and took the red envelope, then ran down the stairs, picked up his sister, and walked towards the main hall of the Pang family.

The last ceremony was going to be held at Pang's house, and Yang Ling and the group of people who were welcoming the bride were sent in to drink tea. Fortunately, the ceremony was not very long. After a while, the bride was holding a vase and an apple.

, was once again carried out of the courtyard by Pang Weishao and walked towards the sedan chair.

"Get up the sedan!" the ceremony officer shouted loudly.

So Little Pineapple once again rode on his tall horse, and the playing and playing that had stopped for a while became lively again. The wedding procession returned to Xiao Mansion, followed by countless children on the road, chasing and shouting behind them, while Yang Ling, as the best bridesmaid,

Sitting on a cart, carrying a large box full of copper coins along the road

Throw it and let the children scramble for it. I have to sigh that people in this era are still quite simple. Children are picking up these scattered copper coins. The more children pick up, the better. They think this is to attract children.

If it is a sign of good fortune, the adults will watch the ceremony on both sides of the road, and no one will pick it up.

A bright red carpet had been laid out at the entrance of Xiao Mansion. The sedan chair stopped and Little Pineapple got off the horse. Following the instructions of the ceremony officer, he first knocked on the sedan door, then took the bow from the ceremony officer's hand and fired in all directions.

With an arrow, Xi Niang carried the bride from the sedan chair until she put it down on the carpet. Then, under Xi Niang's guidance, the bride first stepped over the brazier, then crossed the saddle, and headed towards Xiao Mansion's house.

Walk to the main hall.

Mr. Xiao and Mrs. Xiao were already sitting in the main hall at this time. Mr. Luo was sitting in the middle with his face glowing red. Xiniang handed the red silk in the bride's hand to Little Pineapple's hand and sang loudly: "

The auspicious time has come, the bride and groom are here to get married!"

The two newlyweds knelt down in the lobby. Above them were the three elders, and behind them were the tablets of the Xiao family's ancestors. There was a bright red candle with a layer of bright red words "happiness" on it, and it was burning at full speed.

prosperous.

After bowing to heaven and earth, and then bowing to the elders, this is how husband and wife bow to each other. There is also a lot of emphasis on husband and wife bowing to each other. The bride bows first, and then the groom bows again. You come and I go, the groom has to bow three times, and the bride has to bow to each other.

Bowing four times means raising eyebrows and respecting each other as guests.

As the etiquette officer said: "The ceremony is completed, let's send it to the bridal chamber!" Little Pineapple then stood up and led the bride to the bridal chamber. All the brides-to-be were hurried up, and on the red carpet on the ground, there were

Carrying five sacks, the feet of the bride and groom must step on the sacks to walk.

After stepping on one, the groom's brides and grooms were passed on to each other and spread along the road. This is the legendary meaning of "carrying on the family line from generation to generation".

Little Pineapple sent the bride into the bridal chamber, and without even having time to say a word, she was kicked out again to accompany the wine and toast. In fact, there was already a wave at noon, but those people were not close, they were just here to go through the motions, and now

The only ones left behind are close relatives or close friends.

Today, the emperor has issued a special decree that the East Palace Guards can send several representatives to congratulate Little Pineapple on his wedding. Others are fine and do not force Little Pineapple to drink, but these young people have no scruples and make noises.

, anyway, it was Yang Ling, the best man, who was unlucky in the end. He drank so much that he got slapped on his face for what he was pretending to be and what he was doing with liquor. Is this retribution coming?

After the lively banquet ended, Yang Ling and Ju Huaguan personally guarded the backyard for Little Pineapple to prevent anyone from listening to the wall. Not to mention, a prince or a baron can still control people.

The two of them squatted under the wall of Little Pineapple with a wretched look on their faces. They looked at Yang Ling with their chrysanthemums closed and said, "Third brother, don't forget, you will get married in more than half a month. Don't be afraid that second brother will treat you like this."

"I'm fine. If you have the ability, just go!" Yang Ling acted indifferently.

Only then did Juhuaguan remember that Yang Ling's house was not like the mainstream house now. It was a building. From what I heard, it was quite difficult.

At this time, the window was pushed open, and Little Pineapple stuck his head out and asked: "It seems a little unkind for two brothers to appear in this place at this time? And are your voices too loud?"

"Oh, really?" Juhuaguan reacted first, put his arm around Yang Ling's shoulders, laughed at the moon and said: "The night is long and I don't want to sleep. I just came out with my third brother to talk about life ideals. Second

Brother, do you have any opinions?"

Yang Ling moved his body and sternly looked down at Juhuaguan: "Second brother, don't listen to the elder brother, he is here to listen to the wall. As for me, haha, it's a long night and I have no intention of sleeping. In fact, I'm here to make soy sauce.

.Do you have any? Give me a bottle!" (To be continued...)