Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

Yang Ling definitely had reason to suspect that if his reaction had been slower, or if his tone and attitude were not firm, the emperor might have pushed him off the hot air balloon. Fortunately, he made it through safely.

Seeing the emperor and Yang Ling stepping off the hot air balloon with a victorious smile, everyone let out a sigh of relief. Yang Ling also took a special look at the King of Chu. The best actor was indeed the best actor. He said congratulations with a smile on his face, and because

Due to the special status and relationship, you can also take the opportunity to ask the emperor about the scenery he saw in the sky and express his longing for it.

Old Shen glanced at Yang Ling secretly, meaning that the emperor had just said something in the sky. Of course, the emperor could not let Yang Ling accompany him on the hot air balloon ride for no reason. Yang Ling just smiled and shook his head, indicating that there were some things he could not say.

, but I believe that Old Shen’s brain-compensation skills will definitely be able to figure it out.

The emperor smiled and said to Yang Ling: "Yang Qing did not forget to invent such a useful thing for the country even when she got married. I will be rewarded!"

Yang Ling was almost immune to the word "reward". Anyway, he always rewarded some and some, and none of them was what Yang Ling really needed. Of course, Yang Ling could not be disappointed this time, and the emperor still refused to mention it.

Regarding financial matters, he only said: "Even if Yang Qing goes back and waits for her marriage, I will definitely send a generous gift to Yang Qing when the time comes."

The preparations for the wedding entered the final sprint, and the money was really spent like water. Yang Ling was so distressed that she couldn't sleep all night. You said, modern marriages are grand and grand, but they can still make money from the share of the money.

Get some money back, but in ancient times, everyone

Give gifts, not money. And although those gifts look valuable, it is not easy to exchange them for money. Don’t you just suffer a big loss? Why don’t you put up a notice and tell all guests not to give them?

Give a gift and get a discount.

Yang Ling rubbed his sore eyes and ordered someone to light a few more candles. He sighed and complained to Hunter Sun: "This marriage is really not a job for humans. Anyway, I don't want to get married again."

Hunter Sun smiled and said: "My husband will have to discuss this matter with my wife in the future, but I can't make the decision."

Yang Ling leaned over, smelled the fragrance of Hunter Sun, and cheered up. Then he asked: "How many invitations are left to be written?"

At this point, Hunter Sun said with a grimace: "I've only written half of it, and there's still more than half that I haven't written yet. There are still a few days left, so you have to hurry up, or it will be too late to send out the invitation."

Yang Ling complained in his heart, and Old Shen really did. He has collected so many guest lists, why don't you just write them down yourself? You have to let Yang Ling write them one by one. How can Yang Ling be good at writing dog crawling calligraphy?

Yes, in the end I had to rely on Hunter Sun to write.

However, Hunter Sun defended Old Shen: "Shen Xiangguo also had good intentions. In addition to being respectful, this invitation also proves that the guests are all looking for the Yang family's face, not the Shen family's or the Kong family's face.

I just came here."

"Isn't this just self-deception? How many people can I know in such a long list?" Yang Ling frowned and said, "You, too, were offended by the old man's words.

He keeps saying that he is thinking about me, but in fact, in his heart, he just wants to trick me, and there is no other reason!"

Complaints are complaints, and this matter must continue to be done. Hunter Sun continued to write invitations with his head down, while Yang Ling continued to settle accounts. It was impossible to settle accounts. The money was spent too fast. For example, the cups and bowls used for the banquet were used according to the

Yang Ling means

, let your own kiln factory rush to produce a batch. Anyway, the artificial raw materials and so on are all ready-made. Unfortunately, Old Shen decided not to do it. No matter what Yang Ling said, he just disagreed. He had to go to a good official kiln.

Just this one, it’s one

Two thousand taels of silver. This thing is a disposable item. How could Yang Ling's family need so many cups and bowls? Old Shen glared and said: "Don't you have a son? Don't your sons need to get married? Don't you?

Don’t you have grandchildren anymore? Don’t you need grandchildren to get married?” Come on, these things are for collecting antiques, but if these things are collected, they will not only take up space or become high-end mattresses for mice, but Yang Ling’s collection value for them is

I have no confidence at all.

Another example is the dishes and drinks at this banquet. They are home-made anyway. Everyone knows that Yang Ling has good wines, but these dishes have to be bought with extra money. Chicken, duck, goose, pig, sheep, cow and fresh fish.

That's because the boat brought it to Yangling, and the precious mountain delicacies and game.

Fortunately, the place in Yangling is spacious and there is a pier, so we can store it. As for the fresh vegetables and fruits, we have already ordered them, and they are waiting for the day of Yangling's wedding to go directly from the field to the dining table. Anyway, there is water transportation.

, not afraid. The Su family has determined that Yang

After Ling got married, she took the initiative to purchase a lot of seafood to help Yang Ling decorate her appearance. Yang Ling looked at the heads of abalones and pieces of shark fins and couldn't help but feel sad. The country has been fighting corruption and promoting integrity. As an outstanding figure in New China, Yang Ling

Young man, but corrupted

It turned out to be like this, really disgraceful of the Party’s teachings. Fortunately, there was no animal protection department in ancient times, otherwise the fine would have been enough to drink a pot. The only thing that made Yang Ling happy was that these seafood were sent by the Su family, which can be regarded as provincial

It cost me a lot of money.

Don't think this is the end, there are also the bright red wedding silk, the candle as thick as a child's arm, all kinds of nuts, and a lot of odds and ends. Yang Ling couldn't help but shed tears as she counted.

With a full face, he complained to Hunter Sun: "Honey, after getting married like this, our Yang family can be said to have escaped from wealth to poverty. I will have to beg for food later. What do you think?"

How about Chen Palace? Look, I have done so many things for the emperor and made so much money, but in the end, my salary was completely fined. Who else can we look for if we don't look for him?" Yang Ling said to him.

The more I talked about the full account book, the more I became more and more enthusiastic. The more I thought about it, the more I realized how cruel and inhuman it was for the emperor to withhold his salary without permission. The landlord's family really had no surplus food at all.

Hunter Sun leaned over, glanced at it, and asked, "Didn't I remember that after Yang Shisan heard about this, he sent this year's bonus in advance? Why did it spend it all again?"

"I'm not a prodigal, how can I spend money so quickly?" Yang Ling sighed and said, "It's not like you don't know that the project in the south of the city is at a critical time. Will our family eat chaffy vegetables or big fish for the rest of our lives?

Big meat, that’s where you point. Besides, I can’t do anything about delaying workers’ wages.”

"Actually, with a husband like my husband, my wife will definitely be happy even if she eats rice bran." Hunter Sun said emotionally.

"What about you, are you happy? Will you blame me, break your promise and get fat, and end up marrying another one?" Yang Ling asked.

Hunter Sun shook his head, buried his head in Yang Ling's arms, and said: "It is said that men are afraid of falling into the wrong profession and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man. In fact, as a woman, as long as she has a husband who is sincerely good to her, she will be fine.

I don’t even feel the pain anymore. I know that I am in my husband’s heart, and that’s enough. What’s more, my wife is also a knowledgeable person and treats me very well. I think no one will have a better ending than me. I

Very satisfied!”

Under the dim light, Hunter Sun quietly felt the beating rhythm, which was the sound of Yang Ling's heartbeat, but Hunter Sun knew that there was always a place for him in his heart, and that was enough.

Time always flies very fast when we are busy, and in a blink of an eye, it is October 28th. This day is the day when Yang Ling officially gets married. Although she and her cohabitant have lived under the same roof until now, this time is Yang Ling’s life.

The first real marriage in two lives.

Yang Ling's room has already been decorated like a wedding room, and Hunter Sun has been sleeping in a separate room from Yang Ling these days. Unless Yang Ling persuades Kong Yingxue to sleep with a big quilt, something that all men have thought about,

I'm afraid that Hunter Sun may never be able to sleep in this room again in this life. Although Yang Ling

She convinced herself that she would have a busy day tomorrow and needed a good rest, so she went to bed early. But she didn't know whether she was excited or confused. Yang Ling lay on the bed tossing and turning and couldn't fall asleep. In the end, Yang Ling simply put on her clothes and pushed away.

Opening the window, the starry sky suddenly flooded in. Yang Ling

I took a few deep breaths of the cool air, but my tears couldn't stop flowing down. From now on, the person named Wu Tianyu is just a dream, and only a person named Yang Ling exists in this time and space.

Here, marry a wife, have children, and take root. They all say that Zhuang Sheng dreamed of butterflies, but I don’t know that it was Zhuang Zhou’s dream.

Did he turn into a butterfly in the dream, or did the butterfly dream that he became Zhuang Zhou? Only now did Yang Ling finally understand the meaning of this story. If life is all a dream, it’s just that this dream is too complicated, and at the same time it makes people

I feel a little heartbroken and it is not that easy to cut off everything in the past.

When it was just past three o'clock, everyone in the Yang family got up. There were too many things to do today. Yang Ling could hear Hunter Sun specifically telling his family to do things gently and not to disturb Yang Ling's rest.

Until this moment, Yang Ling finally figured out that whether it was a dream or reality, whether it was Yang Ling or Wu Tianyu, grasping everything in front of him and cherishing everything in front of him was the meaning of life. Yang Ling didn't need anyone to call him, he got up by himself.

, instruct others to fetch water and prepare for bathing.

At the fourth watch, Juhuaguan and Xiaoboluo came hand in hand. When Yang Ling saw the two brothers in this life, he smiled and joked: "Look at the looks of you two, you say, my two sisters-in-law

Are you feeling jealous?"

Ju Huaguan smiled and said: "I don't know if your two sisters-in-law will be jealous, but from the look of my third brother, I seem to be a little jealous!"

"Fuck you!" Yang Ling rolled his eyes and then asked, "Why did you come here so early? It's still early, you can still sleep for a while."

"Today is Third Brother's big day. What does it matter if we two miss a little sleep? We must come here early to see if we can be of any help to Third Brother." Juhuaguan said sincerely.

"I think you are doing me the greatest favor by not causing any trouble for me."

"Don't say that!" Little Pineapple said with a smile: "Actually, your second sister-in-law gave me a task, which is to take a good look at what your wedding will be like. In the future, our son will follow your example.

In your words, it’s high-end and classy, ​​without explanation.”

Yang Ling was stunned and asked: "Second brother, aren't you so powerful? You were hit with one shot?"

"No, no, how could it be so fast!" Little Pineapple suddenly blushed and denied, "You don't know, your second sister-in-law plans everything in an orderly manner. Sometimes I don't get used to it.

For example, when I was on duty in the palace, she packed my clothes and told me which clothes to wear on which day. As long as I didn’t wear them on that day, I always felt a little awkward.”

Juhuaguan shook his head regretfully and said to Yang Ling seriously: "Third brother, the second brother has fallen like this. We, the third brother, have to rely on us to support our husbands."

Little Pineapple said resentfully: "Brother, you are talking to the wrong person. I remember my third brother said that being afraid of your wife is not true fear, but another form of love, and the love is very deep."

Juhuaguan said sadly: "In this case, it seems that the third brother fell early, which really makes me regretful!"

At the fifth watch, it was time for Yang Ling to kowtow to his ancestors. Yang Ling knelt in front of his parents' tablets. Sun Hunter was one step behind and knelt down too. Yang Ling turned to Sun Hunter and said, "Come, you kneel with me!"

"This... this is against the rules!" Hunter Sun hesitated.

"There are no rules or regulations. In my heart, you are my wife, and my parents in heaven have seen how well they have taken care of me in the past two years. They must have already recognized you as my daughter-in-law!" Yang Ling!

insisted.

While Yang Ling was worshiping her ancestors, Kong Yingxue was also taking a bath. When she thought of the shameful thing Mrs. Kong showed her last night, Kong Yingxue's face was still burning. She was going to marry Yang Ling today. Thinking of this, Kong Yingxue still felt

It's a bit unbelievable. Although I have known that I would marry Yang Ling since I was a child, but when it happened, I still couldn't believe it. He is such an out-of-the-box person, does he sincerely accept me?

After taking a shower, Kong Yingxue was only wearing close-fitting underwear and looked at the dress hanging somewhere. All her worries seemed to disappear suddenly. At this time, Mrs. Kong opened the door and walked in, followed by Kong Yingxue's grandmother and aunt.

Waiting for others. Mrs. Kong also put on a festive dress today and took Kong Yingxue's hand. She wanted to say something, but she didn't say anything. Tears fell first. When Mrs. Kong cried, Kong Yingxue also followed.

Eyes red.

When you get married, these scenes are unavoidable. What parent doesn't feel distressed when your good-looking daughter suddenly becomes someone from another family? Mrs. Shen also looked like this when she married her daughter, and she didn't say much when she saw it.

, took the colorful silk thread from his daughter-in-law's hand, and said to Kong Yingxue: "Endure the pain, if

If it really hurts, just scream out." Then rub it left and right, and with the help of the twist of the yarn, roll it back and forth on Kong Yingxue's face repeatedly to remove the hair on the forehead, while the aunts help cut the forehead hair and sideburns, trim the eyebrows and apply lip makeup

Dressing up is called facial plastic surgery. A woman only performs facial surgery once in her life, which is on her wedding day.

After finishing all this, Kong Yingxue's originally green face took on a different kind of charm. Mrs. Shen looked at it carefully and seemed very satisfied with the workmanship, then she took it from the table again.

With a wooden comb, he carefully combed Kong Yingxue's hair. While combing it, he muttered something: "One comb to the end, two combs until our girl's white hair reaches her eyebrows, three combs

The girl has children and grandchildren all over the place, the four combs bring good luck to the master, and she will meet a noble person on her way out, the five combs and the five sons come to accept the contract, the five silver bamboo shoots are in all kinds, the six combs relatives and friends come to celebrate, the boudoir is dyed rouge in the mirror, the seven combs are seven

My sister came down to earth to marry Dong Yong, the magpie bridge elevated each other, the Eight Immortals came to celebrate birthdays, the precious duck traveled on the lotus path, the nine combs and nine sons were linked together, and the couple grew old with ten combs."

Until this time, Kong Yingxue's makeup ceremony was over. Mrs. Shen asked her daughter-in-law to take the dress again, smiled and stroked Kong Yingxue's head and said, "I heard that Yang Ling made this dress personally. It's so beautiful."

, your grandpa often said that although he seemed a bit crooked on the surface,

But he is a very emotional person at heart. After you follow him, you will have someone to rely on for the rest of your life. Look, from ancient times, every woman's wedding dress was not made by herself, but in your case, it was made by her husband.

You are lucky to have such a nimble and efficient man doing the work."

Mrs. Shen said these words more to Mrs. Kong. Mrs. Kong originally did not want Kong Yingxue to marry Yang Ling. Although her feelings towards Yang Ling improved a lot later, Mrs. Shen also did not want Kong Yingxue to marry Yang Ling.

It was a reassurance for Mrs. Kong.

The sun peeked out from the horizon, and the sky began to get brighter. The Yangling area began to repeat the noise and bustle of the day, but today it was obviously even more lively. The entire Yangjiayuan area was plastered with red happy characters.

It all announces that something important will happen here today.

Xinghualou is not open today. All the chefs arrived at Yangling early in the morning and started to get busy. There were two lunches and dinners, and they were all distinguished guests. Fortunately, it is winter, so there is no need to worry.

When something goes bad, get out the cold dishes first and prepare the necessary dishes. On days like this, the consumption of livestock is particularly high. Although blood is red, it is still unlucky. Otherwise, Yang Ling’s backyard will become a Shura field.

.

Yang Ling was so hungry that he didn't even have a drink of water, let alone food. There were three urgent needs, and the groom couldn't rush to the bride's house and then rush into the toilet? Yang Ling was suffering, especially after hearing that

Listening to the clinking sounds of dishes being prepared, it becomes even more painful. Anyway, there is only one conclusion in the end. Getting married means suffering. From now on, whoever wants to get married will get married. Anyway, I will definitely not get married. It hurts my body and feels distressed. This feeling is really good.

It's uncomfortable.

It was not yet time for the guests to arrive, and it was not yet time for the bride to be welcomed. Of course, such a long time could not be wasted, so Yang Ling took a group of people around the garden, delivering a small package to everyone she met.

A few grains of sugar, two red eggs, and two big meat buns. They were all steaming hot meat buns fresh out of the oven. They still smelled of wheat. Yang Ling licked her lips and tried to look away from the big meat buns.

Hungry!

Although such small gifts were not valuable, everyone who received them was flattered and sent the most sincere and beautiful blessings to Yang Ling. Juhuaguan stood aside and praised: "It's true that my third brother has many evil ideas. Although these things are small, they are very beautiful."

It’s the most heart-warming.”

"Oh, really? I thought it was a custom!" Yang Ling said strangely: "When you two got married, I said why didn't I receive these? I thought it was because you two were stingy!"

The first batch of guests began to arrive gradually. They couldn't decide whether they recognized Yang Ling. They just came over with gifts, went through the formalities, walked around, and said "congratulations" to Yang Ling. No matter what, they came.

Even guests need to be greeted, so they were invited to the table, while Yang Ling went around to toast people. There were almost a hundred tables. After this round, Yang Ling didn't drink a drop of wine, and he felt weak after retreating.

I'm hungry.

At almost noon, the master of ceremonies said something to Yang Ling. Yang Ling looked up at the sky and handed over the task of entertaining guests at home to Mr. Xiao. Then he hurriedly got on his big white horse... car and went to the Kong family to welcome the bride.

, there is no way, Yang Ling has a certain resistance to riding horses now, it is better to take a car,

The car Yang Ling was riding in was not Kong Yingxue's float. It was a makeshift, open-top car with a powerful power of two horses. It was comfortable and fast, especially because there were two signs on the horse's head, one of which said "Mercedes-Benz".

It says "BMW" on one side, and you can tell at a glance that it is a luxury car among luxury cars. It is high-end and classy, ​​and there is no explanation.

Yang Ling's grand welcoming procession marched through the city in a swaggering way, attracting countless onlookers who didn't know the truth. Yang Ling's carriage was really a bit too cool. Yang Ling was standing in the carriage wearing a strange suit with a coquettish smile on her face.

From time to time, wave your hands to welcome people who come up to you and want to be friends with you.

Juhuaguan and Xiaoboluo looked at each other and smiled bitterly. Their third brother was really capable. After Yang Ling did this, the crowd of onlookers gathered more and more. If they kept going like this, they would be able to get to Kong Mansion in time.

Both said.

Such enthusiastic onlookers made Yang Ling very excited. From time to time, he would twist his butt impromptu to give back to the audience and friends. As the saying goes, give me peaches and repay Qiong Yao. The emotions of ordinary people are the most sincere, and they gave their hands to each other one after another.

The vegetables and fruits in the house were thrown to Yangling, and only some were left on the roadside.

The flowers and plants were also in bad luck, leaving only some broken flowers and leaves, trembling in the wind. Yang Ling suddenly changed his face, pointed at a person on the roadside and shouted: "Hey, what about you? I know that eggs are precious, but you also

Don’t throw it around casually, keep it at home and eat it slowly, don’t waste it!”

With a "swish" sound, an egg flew over Yang Ling's head. Yang Ling patted her heart and said, "Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise this hairstyle would be all messed up."

Ju Huaguan said with a smile: "In ancient times, we saw the killing of Wei Jie, but today history has happened again to the third brother." (To be continued...)