Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

Yang Ling was very hurt after being deflated outside. Fortunately, he still had two gentle and lovely wives at home who could find comfort. Before he became a death squad, the commander also knew how to find some women to come over and leave a seed for others. What's more

What's more, Yang Ling is so up to the sword and down the frying pan. I have to endure the errand of eating meat. Yang Ling naturally also wants to taste the taste of beauty. It is best to have a double shot. Absolutely

It is the deepest dream in the hearts of all men. The problem is that Hunter Sun is okay, but Kong Yingxue is a person who has received an orthodox Confucian education. He will not agree to such a debauched and unethical thing. But this is a small difficulty.

What, Mao Zedong once said that we should take the road of surrounding the cities from the countryside. Although it has nothing to do with this, we can make some insinuations.

"My dear madam, I'm about to go on a mission to the Liao Kingdom. It's such a difficult and dangerous job, can you bear to let me suffer like this?" Yang Ling licked her face and pulled Kong Yingxue's sleeves, as if she was suffering.

It's like a huge grievance.

Kong Yingxue seemed to enjoy Yang Ling's coquettishness, because it was an emotion that belonged exclusively to her. Kong Yingxue's face was full of smiles: "Although I can't bear it, my husband is on a mission for the country, and the well-being of the people in the world depends on me."

How can I be so ignorant of the general situation when I am alone? Husband, please feel free to go, my sister and I will take good care of this family."

"Uh..." Yang Ling's expression was suffocated. What kind of wife is this? Her spiritual level is too high. Compared with her, Yang Ling seemed a bit despicable and shameless. Yang Ling could only use his trump card: "You

Just don’t worry about me?”

"Don't worry!" Kong Yingxue said nonchalantly: "I heard from my sister that nothing happened to my husband during his next trip to Jiangnan for two months. Jiangnan is a land of romance. My husband is reassuring, let alone the Liao Kingdom?

Let’s talk about it again. The Yang family is now

When the population was declining, I promised my father that I would make the Yang family prosperous again. I heard that women from the North are more fertile. If my husband is really interested, he should bring her home. I will definitely convince my grandpa not to do it.

To embarrass your husband."

Yang Ling rubbed her nose and stopped talking. On the surface, Kong Yingxue was really gentle and considerate, but what kind of trouble was caused by bringing Old Shen out? It can be seen that women are always duplicitous animals. So the miserable Yang Ling turned into a hard-working little bee, usually

I slept at Kong Yingxue's place in the first half of the night, and went to Hunter Sun to talk about my ideals in life in the second half of the night.

The atmosphere of the Lantern Festival has not completely dissipated. Finally, it is the day of Yang Ling's mission. It is very nonsense to say that although Chengdu and Liao are the biggest enemies, diplomatic activities between the two countries are very frequent.

.According to the relevant provisions of the Ministry of Rites, the diplomatic envoys of the Song and Liao Dynasties can be divided into twelve categories. For example, the two sides send each other "each year during the Spring Festival"

"He Zhengdan Envoys" are sent to each other to pay New Year greetings to the other monarch; at the same time, "Birthday Envoys" are also sent to each other to arrive before the other party's empress dowager and emperor's birthdays and send generous birthday gifts; or if one party has a major event, such as the death of the emperor, the new

When the king ascends the throne, etc., he must send an envoy to report the news, and the other party will send an envoy in return; if there is a dispute between the two parties, an envoy can be sent out at any time to negotiate and resolve the matter.

Of course, Yang Ling is only going to negotiate, the kind of envoy that involves etiquette. Yang Ling cannot take on the role. With Yang Ling's uneducated character, it is estimated that he can create something like an international joke. Then he will not be an envoy, but

Made a fool of myself.

Outside the city. Although the north wind is still tight, it will find it. The lineup that is sent off today is indeed very prosperous. In addition to the chrysanthemum pass, there are also old men and Pang Master Pang Master each with a group of party feathers. Of course, small shrimp like Yang Ling

At most, the chrysanthemumuan will come out and send it to the brothers. These people come out to send King Chu. King Chu will also officially return to his place today.

Yang Linghun wrapped tightly. Even if he did not reach the Liao State, Yang Ling also wanted to get it. Yang Ling was bloated, like an old bear who was preparing to hibernate, but his expression was just an expression, but his expression was just a look.

It is extremely not particular about it. From time to time, use the delicate and smooth sleeves to wipe your neutral nose. In the winter, when he is a little bee, Yang Ling has a cold.

Yang Ling did not go to say goodbye to King Chu. Anyway, there are so many people there, there are not many one, less and a lot of themselves, why bother to make the lively, so Yang Ling just leaned on his carriage and there was a match.

Talk to Xiao Jie on the ground.

Chrysanthemum Pass took the wine glass that was still warm from the eunuch on the side and said, "Uncle Emperor goes to the country here, and does not know who he can meet again in the year.

With the color of the emperor's uncle Zhuang. Just, I also borrowed the Buddha by flowers, and I wish Uncle Emperor all the way to go all the way! "

"Thank you for your Heroes! Thank you Prince His Royal Highness!" King Chu picked up with a smile, but did not drink, separated the crowd straight, and walked towards Yang Ling.

Yang Ling didn't know what happened, but saw a lot of people walking towards themselves. She thought that the emperor suddenly found that he had discovered his conscience and decided to make a temporary replacement.

Here the wine over and said, "You go to the Liao Dynasty, and the task is heavy. I also use a glass of water and wine of the emperor to respect you. I hope you will go well and keep in mind your responsibilities."

This Nima, I have the responsibility of fart. Anyway, I have talked about it. I just set up that low price and not loose. But Yang Ling still took the wine respectfully and drank it.

Facing King Chu deeply, he said: "Do not humiliate the mission!"

After sending away King Chu, now it is Yang Ling's turn. At this time, the atmosphere is not like it just now. What is the identity of others and what is my identity? Anyway

The same grandson, I couldn't help yelling, Nima was so uneasy, so let me go to my hair.

After listening to a large number of lessons, Yang Ling seized the opportunity, pulled the chrysanthemum and closed the side, and asked, "Brother, I ask your business to do it?"

"Three brothers rest assured, the five small thunderbolt fires have been put on your car, just under your seat!" After speaking, the chrysanthemum Guan said, "Three brothers, not my brother said you said you

I really didn't expect you to be such a fierce person. Do you want to be benevolent if you want to be unsuccessful? Do you think more about two siblings! "

"Fart!" Yang Ling turned his eyes and turned his eyes: "You push me into the fire pit, and then don't care about me, isn't it me?

I abducted their emperor, I guess there is still a way of life. "

"Oh, this!" Chrysanthemum Guan suddenly realized, and then found a fire from his arms and handed it to Yang Ling: "This is given to you by my brother's friendship, you can keep it.

, Just rest. "

Yang Ling was stunned when he looked at the fire stick in Juhuaguan's hand. He was so in danger. He only thought about getting a grenade, but he forgot that the grenade still needs to be ignited. He quickly grabbed it and said with disdain: "You are so long-winded.

, just don’t give your surname Li, it’s better to have a surname of Tang!”

"Oh, is there any allusion here?" Juhuaguan asked curiously.

"You go back and tell your father not to let me go to Liao Kingdom, and I will tell you!" Yang Ling made the condition.

"Then I wish you, third brother, a safe journey and a speedy return!"

Finally, Yang Ling was about to set off. In order to show that these people disgusted him and wanted to retaliate no matter what, Yang Ling decided to use his big weapon. He cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to send gifts."

I really leave you with nothing to repay, so I just sing a song to express my inner excitement?"

Yang Ling "copied" a lot of songs, and was recognized by most people here, but the prerequisite was that Hunter Sun came out to sing. If Yang Ling sang, it would really kill him. As soon as Yang Ling finished speaking, he didn't wait for everyone to have any opinions.

, hurriedly shouted at the top of his voice: "The world in the rearview mirror is becoming more and more...

Farewell from afar, you turned your back, but your profile was still beautiful. I looked after you with my eyes, and I heard your tears... I headed north all the way, leaving the season with you. You said you were so tired and could no longer fall in love.

Who, the wind is blowing on the mountain road, all the pictures in the past are my fault, I am ashamed to count how many times I hurt you... Stop being embarrassed

Let the mistake be pure!"

Looking at the frowning crowd, Yang Ling finally regained some balance and said apologetically: "I'm really sorry, those high notes just now were a bit broken. How about I do it again for you?"

Afterwards, he still looked at the crowd with a hopeful look on his face.

The only person here who can cure Yang Ling is Old Shen. Sure enough, Old Shen turned his face and scolded: "The Liao ambassador is still here, aren't you afraid of losing your dignity? Shut up!"

Yang Ling felt happy, and just when he was about to speak, Old Shen didn't give Yang Ling a chance at all, and continued to scold: "Hurry up and get on your way!"

With Old Shen present, of course Yang Ling couldn't figure anything out, so he could only get in the car angrily, and then headed north under Old Shen's vicious eyes.

Xiao Jie was very happy to finally embark on the journey back to the north. He had suffered a lot in the past two months in Chengchao, and now he was about to go back. It was no longer an away game, so he was in a particularly good mood. He ignored Yang Ling.

With a resentful look in his eyes, he insisted on riding in a carriage with Yang Ling. Of course, the reason may also be that Yang Ling drove the carriage freely this time.

In addition to being luxuriously decorated, my own car is also very comfortable. It is not only covered with thick mattresses, but also has a burning charcoal pot at the bottom of the car. The whole car is as warm as spring. Although the Spring Festival has passed, it is the beginning of spring, but the weather

It was still very cold. On such a cold day, of course Xiao Jie would rather sit in a car with Yang Ling.

Yang Ling looked at the scenery outside the window in a daze, and Xiao Jie suddenly asked: "Master Yang, I wonder what the name of the song you just sang is?"

"All the way north, what's wrong?" Yang Ling replied casually.

"I think it sounds pretty good. When I go back, I'm going to create a song called All the Way South. How about it?"

Yang Ling was not a fool, so he could still hear the subtext here. He smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, just remember to pay me the copyright fee. By the way, I will ask our Majesty to set up many toll stations later." (Unfinished)

to be continued..)