Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

According to the plots of traditional long-form vulgar TV dramas, when a lonely little girl sells herself to bury her mother, a bully will usually come to snatch the girl, and then the male protagonist will step forward, fight bravely, and finally save the girl.

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As the protagonist and an outstanding time-traveling youth, Yang Ling of course cannot help but enjoy such treatment. This kind of plot is of course a must. At this moment, the crowd was separated, and only a big man led seven or eight people.

The loser walked in and shouted loudly: "It's all gone. What's there to see? This man is mine. You can buy yourselves and go to the market."

Yang Ling suddenly felt guilty. What a familiar scene. This moment was a good time to show off his mighty and unyielding spirit. Yang Ling immediately straightened up, flicked his bangs, shouted with his halberd finger: "Who are you?

Could it be that you want to rob civilian girls?"

"I'm your mother!" The man pointed at Yang Ling and cursed: "The road is facing the sky, everyone goes to one side. I don't care who you are. This woman is a member of my family. Don't cause trouble. If you know how to behave, just go on your own."

Open it, otherwise don't blame me for being rude!" After saying that, he knocked the boy's hand from the girl's hand tightly and forced the girl to leave.

The boy was so frightened that he started to cry. The girl tightly protected her brother and said in a tearful voice: "Young Master Yang, I beg you, if you want to buy me, I will do whatever it takes to be a cow or a horse. I just ask you to do the same."

Take my brother with you and give him something to eat and drink, I beg you!" After saying that, he kowtowed vigorously on the ground.

"Fart! Your little brother is only five years old and has only three ounces of meat. How can he work? Our Yang family does not raise idle people. You little bitch, don't even think about it. Come on, follow me!" Yang

The eldest son threw the little boy away, grabbed the little girl's hand and walked out of the crowd.

"Sister! Sister!" the little boy cried.

"Brother! Let go, let me go, I don't want to go with you!" The little girl struggled desperately, but couldn't break free, and finally bit the man's hand.

The man felt the pain, let go of his hand, cried out "Ah", then became angry, slapped the little girl staggering with his backhand, and shouted: "You little bitch, how dare you

Bite me, I don’t want that money anymore, and I will beat you to death today!” After saying that, he raised his foot and kicked him away.

His angry kick was very hard. If he kicked it hard, the little girl would not have half her life left even if she did not die. Yang Ling glanced at it, and it seemed that he was somewhat out of reach of the little pineapple. Then

The bastard looks like half a master, but he probably won't be able to be rescued. Yang Ling won't be able to do it in time.

Thinking too much, he stretched out his foot and kicked Young Master Yang's ankle. Young Master Yang was not prepared for Yang Ling's sudden attack, so he stumbled and fell to the ground. When he saw that it was Yang Ling, he

Then he yelled: "You bastard, do you know who I am, do you know who my father is? If you dare to kick me, it's against you!"

When meeting such an arrogant person who likes to cheat, Yang Ling usually first thinks that the person's surname is Li, and now that Li still has the surname of Guo, he can't be a bastard clan, so this matter will be difficult. Yang Ling smiled apologetically and said:

"sao Rui, sao...ah, I'm sorry

, I forgot that you have a low IQ and can’t understand. I’m sorry. I didn’t fall. You see the cold on the ground. Don’t be like this. If you catch a cold, your father will be anxious. Come on, be obedient and stand up by yourself! If it doesn’t work,

I'll give you a hand, but don't be angry!" Yang Ling said and stretched out his hand.

When the man saw Yang Ling whispering so low, he thought he had been frightened. He swept Yang Ling's hand away, got up and cursed: "You're blind, my father is Yang Shisan, nicknamed Zhen Shinan."

, I am his only son, Mr. Yang. Listen carefully, kid. Either you kowtow to me now and admit your mistake and pay one hundred taels of medical expenses. Otherwise, don’t blame me for being rude."

"My surname is Yang. It's better to have a surname of Yang, not Li. Otherwise, your father will be tricked to death by you. I just say, it's better to have a surname of Yang. We both have the same surname." When Yang Ling said this, he suddenly came to his senses: "That's it.

You bastard, your surname is actually Yang? Do you deserve this surname? Give it back to Young Master Yang, I am the real Young Master Yang, you copycat!"

"Are you going to make amends or apologize?" Young Master Yang said with eyes wide open.

"I'm your sister," Yang Ling replied.

"Ignorance!" Mr. Yang snorted coldly, then waved his hand vigorously and said: "Hit me!" In an instant, the loser behind him came forward with a stick as thick as a child's arm.

Yang Ling was dumbfounded when he saw it. Hounds are indeed Hounds. He just takes action when he can't resist others. This shameless energy seems to have his own style. Although Yang Ling behaves very upright, as a good young man in his previous life,

I have never done such a manly thing as a fight.

Yang Ling was still watching stupidly, not knowing how to dodge when the stick was about to fall on his head. At this moment, Little Pineapple appeared next to Yang Ling and took the stick with his hand.

"Hey, third brother, you're stupid! Why don't you know how to hide? It doesn't matter to you?" Little Pineapple asked with concern.

"Woo, second brother, I'm so scared. They didn't even say a word and they were going to beat me. It scared me to death. You can see my little heart is jumping!" Yang Ling exclaimed exaggeratedly.

Little Pineapple shuddered and said, "Third brother, can you stop being so disgusting? Look at me, I'm covered in goosebumps."

"What do you know? I'm just testing whether you've awakened or not, so that I can decide whether I want to have a deeper relationship with you. Hey, this doesn't seem right?" Yang Ling said resentfully.

"It turns out there are helpers," Young Master Yang snorted coldly: "Fight the two of them together!"

"Afraid of you, we brothers are also afraid of you gangsters, right, Third Brother?" Little Pineapple looked around, but saw Yang Ling was about to walk out of the crowd, Little Pineapple hurriedly shouted: "Third Brother,

Where are you going? Fight this way!"

"I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it..." Yang Ling murmured to himself, walked to the crowd and said, "Please give way, my mother told me to go home for dinner."

The first onlooker who didn't know the truth was an aunt, carrying a vegetable basket. Seeing that Yang Ling was leaving, she disagreed and pointed at the center of the field and said: "Young man, your place is over there, your brother is following

Others are fighting!"

They were returning to the scene. They had watched too many gangster movies. Yang Ling smiled and said, "Actually, I'm not very familiar with them. Please give me a break. My mother is in a hurry to ask me to go home for dinner."

"Go in, you!" Someone did something wrong and kicked Yang Ling back to the middle of the field, and then managed to take a beating for Little Pineapple.

"Ouch!" Yang Ling screamed strangely.

Little Pineapple turned around and saw Yang Ling and said with a smile, "Why are you so willing to come back?"

"Second brother, what are you talking about? I just wanted to go out and buy you something to eat and drink. Fighting consumes too much energy," Yang Ling said with a bitter smile, "but those onlookers who didn't know the truth wouldn't let me go out.

Ah, second brother, are you thirsty? How about I go out again?"

"Haha, I'm not thirsty, thank you third brother!"

"How can you not be thirsty? We've already fought, and look, there are even beads of sweat. Second brother, didn't I tell you to lose weight?"

"Third brother, don't be poor! Be careful and look behind you!"

"Oops! Which bastard hit me again?" Yang Ling said resentfully to Xiao Boluo: "Second brother, they say there are three pillars in life. We went to school together, went to prostitutes together, and were injured together. Second brother, can you please

Please share this pain with me, otherwise I feel that our friendship is not very strong."

"How could it be possible, third brother, continue to be careful!"

"oops!"

Yang Ling was really popular. Little Pineapple, that bastard, with such a fat body, was not hit even once, but was hit three times in a row. He really thought he was a clay Buddha.

Yang Ling grabbed the stupid wooden stick from behind, pointed at the man and roared: "Are you blind? If you don't hit such a fat person, why would you hit me specifically?"

The man was also frightened and said tremblingly: "There are too many people over there, I can't get through."

"Trash, he can't even be a thug," Yang Ling shouted, handing him the stick and saying, "Here, take it, and pass from my side!"

"Oh," the dog-legged man took the stick blankly and walked towards the little pineapple.

"You're not a gangster anymore. Show your momentum. Remember, you're a Fei, you're a gangster, you're a gangster, you're a hooligan!" Yang Ling shouted from behind.

When the man heard this, he really picked up his spirit, held the wooden stick high, roared loudly and rushed towards the little pineapple.

It's a pity that this bastard's luck was not very good. He was just behind the little pineapple, but he didn't want to be kicked out again. He hugged Yang Ling's leg and sobbed: "Being a thug is a hard life! I just want to fight.

Just one person."

Yang Ling knelt down, showed off her virginity, touched the man's head and said: "It's okay, it's okay, you'll have to pay back sooner or later if you come out to fool around." Then he kicked him away, and shouted while kicking him: "I'm telling you.

Hit me, ask you to hit me three times, ask you not to hit my second brother..."

The two generals arranged by the Xiao family got into a fight when they met their young master. After a period of squeezing, they finally arrived safely. As soon as the two came on stage, they helped Little Pineapple share the pressure. To be honest, this gang

The thugs only intimidated ordinary people. They were no match for people with such a military demeanor. They were quickly dispersed and lay on the ground wailing.

Young Master Yang was also carried by one of the family members and thrown in front of Little Pineapple: "Master, how should we deal with this person?"

Little Pineapple said sadly: "Third brother, you seemed to have tricked me just now. Do you want me to hand him over to you?"

"It's necessary. I'll make delicious tonic for you tonight, second brother!"

"Deal! I'll leave this person to you." Little Pineapple said with a smile.

"Hi, Young Master Yang, we meet again!" Yang Ling wore a harmless smile.