Rebirth King of Pit Climbing

No matter how fucked Yang Ling is with the Japanese, Yang Ling must admit that Kyoto City is very beautiful. The buildings are gorgeous, with Buddhist temples standing on the road made of bluestone slabs with mottled moss, which has a bit of the charm of Jiangnan water towns. But Kyoto City is at best

It is a copycat version of Chinese cities. To be precise, it should seem like a miniature version of Chang'an City. Yang Ling has never been to Chang'an City, but Japan's main culture is drawn from the Tang Dynasty. It should not be surprising that Yang Ling thinks this way.

Emperor Hou Lengquan personally held a grand banquet in Qingliang Palace to welcome Yangling. Guan Bai Fujiwara Laitong personally accompanied him. The queen toasted Yangling, and Yangling also took out the wine, tea, silk and other items that had been prepared early.

Thank you for the hospitality of Japan.

The emperor raised his wine glass and said, "It's hard for me to come from afar. The lower country is remote. No messengers from the dynasty have appeared for decades. It's just that the lower country feels more glorious. The heavenly dynasty is to the lower country, just like parents to children.

I always want to go to Beijing to see His Majesty the Emperor, but I can't do it, and I feel very sorry." Although the Japanese Emperor's name contains the word "Emperor", every generation of Emperor is actually the king of the Central Plains dynasty.

, The self-proclaimed "I" can still be used in daily life, but I will never dare to use it when I see Yang Ling.

Yang Ling looked at the Emperor strangely, then looked at Fujiwara Raito, smiling without saying a word. What does it mean that the envoy of the court has not appeared in Japan for decades? As far as Yang Ling knows, the court sent to various vassal states every three years.

The messenger explained to them that some events in the dynasty were also considered as fulfilling the obligations of a sect leader. Now the emperor said this, it was obvious that he had given the eye drops to Fujiwara Raitong. The central meaning was, look. I, your emperor

The personally named Fusang king has been completely undermined. I don’t know what happened in Fusang anymore. Should you make the decision for me no matter what?

Of course Yang Ling would not be stupid enough to stand up for this puppet emperor. Since you have no power or power, of course I have to find someone with strength to cooperate with. Yang Ling said lightly: "I have already understood the king's will.

After returning to China, I will tell Your Majesty the Lord your best wishes."

While talking, Yang Ling began to carefully look at the women in Japan. There was no way, she was too poisoned by love action movies in her previous life. Now that she has come to Japan, she naturally hopes to get close to these people.

But now I finally saw that I was alive, but Yang Ling couldn't mention any interest at all. The reason was that these women looked so... curious?

I saw these women wearing loose robes and a hat on their heads. A long veil was hanging from the hat. If you were not careful, you could stomp on them and trip them. From a distance, it looked like a wine pot. Even if you gave it to me

You don’t have to wear wine like a wine pot? Think about it, Yang Ling’s mind along the way was full of virtue and talent, but he came to Kyoto with hope. Seeing thousands of them

What will it be like to welcome yourself with different colors? Could it be that they are shy and unwilling to show up? What kind of international joke is this? So Yang Ling can tell others in the future, and I will tell you a joke. Japanese women are very conservative

Yes, you must not laugh to death a large number of otakus.

These are just those ordinary maids. When attending this party, the wives and daughters of Japanese princes wore the most luxurious style and the most gorgeous colors, as bright as burning clouds. They looked colorful and colorful when they attended the party.

Gorgeous, with a solemn and generous classical beauty, with amazing visual effects. But no matter how Yang Ling looked at it, these Japanese women put the bed sheets on their bodies layer by layer. Could it be that they were thinking wrong?

Women are still very open and can meet suitable men anytime and anywhere. When they want to send them, they will have bed sheets immediately. And more importantly, the textile technology of this era is far inferior to that of later generations. Although Chengchao can also produce

Silk as thin as a cicada's wings, but in contrast to later generations, these things do not require export and foreign exchange. Basically, all good things are left for domestic consumption, and only the inferior products are exported overseas. In addition, Japan bought them

After silk, she likes to print and dye and embroider. Yang Ling finally found why later generations called the Japanese "Divines". This little girl turned out to be pressed out layer by layer. You must know that Cheng Chao's best

Infantry armor - heavy infantry armor composed of 1,825 armor leaves, is probably the same as the clothes of these women. But soldiers will not wear them all day long, and they will throw them in marching.

When you are on a big cart, you will only put it on temporarily when you are preparing for a war, so there is the idiom "dressing in battle".

Of course, according to Yang Ling's skill of "fitting with people's clothes", although it is a little troublesome, it only takes a bloodthirsty, violent, and armor-breaking matter in minutes. But the most important thing to dispel Yang Ling's thoughts

One thing is their face. As mentioned earlier, when Fujiwara Minamichi first met Yang Ling, he specially applied makeup and shaved his eyebrows and ink in order to look solemn. However, compared with these Japanese women who love beauty, Fujiwara Minamichi was simply at the kindergarten level.

Thinking about it, when my eyes opened in the middle of the night, there was a white Wuchang face next to me. Even if I didn’t die, I would be scared to death.

Fujiwara Laitong looked at Yang Ling staring at these Japanese women with dark eyes, and he couldn't understand what Yang Ling was thinking, but as the host, Fujiwara Laitong still specially called his concubine to serve Yang Ling.

Yang Ling could not refuse because of polite reasons, but when the woman arrived at Yang Ling and smiled so much, Yang Ling felt that she was about to lose her soul. She smiled with the fart, was she toothless? Wait,

It seems that this is deliberately dyeing teeth black?

Yang Ling felt like she was watching a thriller. She was a group of cloth dots with a height of 1.3 meters and waist circumference of 1.3 meters. She had thick white powder on her face, her mouth was full of black teeth, and she had a faint smell of foul.

The "elegant lady" surrounds her. Not to mention hunting for beauty, it would be good if she could not keep her only male hormones.

I thought that since my eyes were contaminated, my stomach would always make some money back, but I went there, the food was worse than those in the Liao Kingdom. At least I had meat to eat, so I would occasionally give some sauerkraut and other adjustments.

Taste. The diet of later Japanese people was known as the most exquisite dish in the world, but Yang Ling just wants to vomit now, not to mention any meat, it is all about radish, vegetables, etc., oh, oh, Yang Ling just wants to

A few times, is this a damn thing that I am raising as a rabbit? I don’t know that eating too much radish will make you fart easily.

Since the food is not good, then I can eat? Boss, come and serve sushi! When the sushi was served, Yang Ling finally knew where the Japanese pervert originated. This is not sushi, this company

The little pineapple family's Wangcai's dog food is not as good as the dog food. This kind of sushi is made by mixing fish, wine lees, salt, vinegar and rice, pressing on stones and fermenting them. Yang Ling seriously doubts that these Japanese women's

Why are the teeth black? It’s dyed by eating these sushi over time, and it also emits a strong stench!

Yang Ling felt as if he had been deceived by history, as if he was watching his goddess shaving her legs and armpit hair. Yang Ling later learned that from the emperor to the ministers in Japan, there was no meat or fish. It is said that they thought meat was inferior.

What people eat, after eating four-legged animals, they will be reincarnated as animals in the next life, so only lowly farmers, hunters and lower-level warriors will eat meat. If the ministers dare to get some meat, once people know it, it will be like modern society

It is known that you actually ate Xiang. It is said that you could still eat fish. But decades ago, a particularly Buddhist emperor felt that the living things in the sea were also meaty and simply issued an order to prohibit eating them.

Fish, shrimp, shellfish, and nothing is allowed to eat except vegetarian food! What makes people speechless is that this ban has been implemented until now. Yang Ling strongly suspects that the miserable appearance of sushi was also forced out.

Aren’t you not allowed to eat fish? Then I chopped the fish and mixed it into the rice, and then fermented it and smelled. How do you identify it?

Yang Ling looked at the banquet and most of the ministers were young people. At first, Yang Ling was curious. Why were Japanese young people very capable? Why did they climb such a high position so early? You must know that in Chengchao

, Yang Ling was already anomaly, and he was impeached by an uninformed official over and over again. Now Yang Ling finally knew that there were no old men among the Japanese ministers, so so many were vacant in the court.

The position is really like you won’t die if you don’t commit suicide. As for the white-haired Lord Guan Bai, it’s definitely an anomaly inside.

A very "warm" banquet ended. Yang Ling refused the emperor's proposal to arrange for the woman to serve the bed. Yang Ling didn't want to shout in the middle of the night, "Ghost!" Yang Ling tossed and turned on the tatami in the hotel,

Lying down, humming, there was no way, it was all hungry. Suddenly, she smelled the smell of meat, Yang Ling immediately changed her face, followed the smell and went to the yard where the guards lived, and found that these guys were so hungry that they couldn't stand it.

I don’t know where I got back several dogs. I was peeling and washing them to put them in the pot and boil them, so I added some salt.

"Bold, you dare to steal food on my back!" Yang Ling said angrily. The guards looked bleak, but they heard his words and said, "Remember to leave a dog leg for me, and I want to eat roasted one,

What does it taste like to boil it in white?"

"Isn't this afraid that the roast tastes too strong and attracts criticism from those Fusang people?" the guard explained.

"Bad, I would rather criticize than starve to death." Yang Ling taught earnestly: "You must remember that if you don't commit suicide, you won't die. Never learn from these two-player Fusang people. Why are you still standing there?

, set a fire and roast it!" (To be continued...)